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ToonLinkWithGun 06/26/17 3:33:45 PM #1:	And STILL questioning why or how or who he was that could do such things. Just about every time --- Wombo Combo! http://i.imgur.com/fToefC5.jpg <cite>ToonLinkWithGun posted [p:881846708] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote>And STILL questioning why or how or who he was that could do such things. Just about every time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dustin1280 06/26/17 3:34:37 PM #2:	Imagine believing in a sky fairy, and attributing your purpose of life to said being. --- Smash DS Code: 4554-0120-5368 SB4 Name: Roz RIP: Orlando of the Axe Karma: 1642 --he delivered! <cite>Dustin1280 posted [p:881846768] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote>Imagine believing in a sky fairy, and attributing your purpose of life to said being.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 06/26/17 3:34:39 PM #3:	the inconsistency in your capitalization bothers me --- Now Playing: Persona 5 (PS4), The Old Blood (PC) *(~);} - Get out the pans, don't just stand there dreamin' - {;(~)* <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:881846769] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote>the inconsistency in your capitalization bothers me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ToonLinkWithGun 06/26/17 3:35:47 PM #4:	Giant_Aspirin posted... the inconsistency in your capitalization bothers me I know. I messed it up:( --- Wombo Combo! http://i.imgur.com/fToefC5.jpg <cite>ToonLinkWithGun posted [p:881846812] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote><cite>Giant_Aspirin posted...</cite> <quote>the inconsistency in your capitalization bothers me</quote> I know. I messed it up:(</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Romulox28 06/26/17 3:35:57 PM #5:	yea Judas in the bible never really made sense to me like did he not think the fucking son of god was not going to figure out that he was selling him out? and even after jesus calls him out at the last supper judas still goes through with it guess they didnt teach critical thinking in the BC dayz --- A Green Butter Alt(TM) http://i.imgur.com/LhwwG.gif <cite>Romulox28 posted [p:881846826] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote>yea Judas in the bible never really made sense to me like did he not think the fucking son of god was not going to figure out that he was selling him out? and even after jesus calls him out at the last supper judas still goes through with it guess they didnt teach critical thinking in the BC dayz</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ToonLinkWithGun 06/26/17 3:36:28 PM #6:	Dustin1280 posted... Imagine believing in a sky fairy, and attributing your purpose of life to said being. God is not a sky fairy, and Jesus was a real person and is the Son of God. --- Wombo Combo! http://i.imgur.com/fToefC5.jpg <cite>ToonLinkWithGun posted [p:881846866] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote><cite>Dustin1280 posted...</cite> <quote>Imagine believing in a sky fairy, and attributing your purpose of life to said being.</quote> God is not a sky fairy, and Jesus was a real person and is the Son of God.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giant_Aspirin 06/26/17 3:37:03 PM #7:	Romulox28 posted... like did he not think the fucking son of god was not going to figure out that he was selling him out? and even after jesus calls him out at the last supper judas still goes through with it but wasn't that all "part of God's plan"? --- Now Playing: Persona 5 (PS4), The Old Blood (PC) *(~);} - Get out the pans, don't just stand there dreamin' - {;(~)* <cite>Giant_Aspirin posted [p:881846899] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote><cite>Romulox28 posted...</cite> <quote>like did he not think the fucking son of god was not going to figure out that he was selling him out? and even after jesus calls him out at the last supper judas still goes through with it</quote> but wasn't that all "part of God's plan"?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dustin1280 06/26/17 3:38:33 PM #8:	ToonLinkWithGun posted... Dustin1280 posted... Imagine believing in a sky fairy, and attributing your purpose of life to said being. God is not a sky fairy, and Jesus was a real person and is the Son of God. My god the flying spaghetti monster could destroy your god with his noodly appendages. They remove omnipotence from other gods. He already has, in fact when you pray to your god, you are actually praying to mine as he already did the deed. That is what I believe and that is my faith, therefore it's accurate. --- Smash DS Code: 4554-0120-5368 SB4 Name: Roz RIP: Orlando of the Axe Karma: 1642 --he delivered! <cite>Dustin1280 posted [p:881846982] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote><cite>ToonLinkWithGun posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Dustin1280 posted...</cite> <quote>Imagine believing in a sky fairy, and attributing your purpose of life to said being.</quote> God is not a sky fairy, and Jesus was a real person and is the Son of God.</quote> My god the flying spaghetti monster could destroy your god with his noodly appendages. They remove omnipotence from other gods. He already has, in fact when you pray to your god, you are actually praying to mine as he already did the deed. That is what I believe and that is my faith, therefore it's accurate.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Complete_Idi0t 06/26/17 3:39:39 PM #9:	If Jesus was all knowing why didn't he disappear before being crucified Plot hole <cite>Complete_Idi0t posted [p:881847050] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote>If Jesus was all knowing why didn't he disappear before being crucified Plot hole</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ToonLinkWithGun 06/26/17 3:44:48 PM #11:	Asherlee10 posted... ToonLinkWithGun posted... And STILL questioning why or how or who he was that could do such things. Just about every time So, what are you fishing for here, TC? Nothing. Just conversing --- Wombo Combo! http://i.imgur.com/fToefC5.jpg <cite>ToonLinkWithGun posted [p:881847347] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote><cite>Asherlee10 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ToonLinkWithGun posted...</cite> <quote>And STILL questioning why or how or who he was that could do such things. Just about every time</quote> So, what are you fishing for here, TC?</quote> Nothing. Just conversing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ToonLinkWithGun 06/26/17 3:45:41 PM #12:	Complete_Idi0t posted... If Jesus was all knowing why didn't he disappear before being crucified Plot hole That wasn't the will of God. --- Wombo Combo! http://i.imgur.com/fToefC5.jpg <cite>ToonLinkWithGun posted [p:881847390] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote><cite>Complete_Idi0t posted...</cite> <quote>If Jesus was all knowing why didn't he disappear before being crucified Plot hole</quote> That wasn't the will of God.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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literal_garbage 06/26/17 3:46:16 PM #14:	If he had followers who witnessed his acts, why didn't any of them take pictures or record video? --- - literal garbage <cite>literal_garbage posted [p:881847423] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote>If he had followers who witnessed his acts, why didn't any of them take pictures or record video?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VectorChaos 06/26/17 3:46:39 PM #15:	Odin is angered and confused by your monotheistic beliefs. --- PSN VectorChaos http://i.imgur.com/ftMERkZ.jpg XBL Vector Chaos http://i.imgur.com/10hWZ95.png http://i.imgur.com/MZMOLx0.jpg http://i.imgur.com/R2jRl8F.jpg <cite>VectorChaos posted [p:881847441] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote>Odin is angered and confused by your monotheistic beliefs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dustin1280 06/26/17 3:47:26 PM #16:	VectorChaos posted... Odin is angered and confused by your monotheistic beliefs. Flying Spaghetti monster actually works with Odin. They rule together. --- Smash DS Code: 4554-0120-5368 SB4 Name: Roz RIP: Orlando of the Axe Karma: 1642 --he delivered! <cite>Dustin1280 posted [p:881847480] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote><cite>VectorChaos posted...</cite> <quote>Odin is angered and confused by your monotheistic beliefs.</quote> Flying Spaghetti monster actually works with Odin. They rule together.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
itachi15243 06/26/17 3:48:43 PM #17:	Dustin1280 posted... VectorChaos posted... Odin is angered and confused by your monotheistic beliefs. Flying Spaghetti monster actually works with Odin. They rule together. I hear they both work under Cthulhu --- I do drawings and stuff https://www.fiverr.com/blueblitz <cite>itachi15243 posted [p:881847556] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote><cite>Dustin1280 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>VectorChaos posted...</cite> <quote>Odin is angered and confused by your monotheistic beliefs.</quote> Flying Spaghetti monster actually works with Odin. They rule together.</quote> I hear they both work under Cthulhu</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 06/26/17 3:48:43 PM #18:	It's similar to how people support Trump today but they don't support him in public because they are afraid of backlash. Not saying Trump is God, but yeah. It makes a lot of sense when you think of that parallel. --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:881847557] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote>It's similar to how people support Trump today but they don't support him in public because they are afraid of backlash. Not saying Trump is God, but yeah. It makes a lot of sense when you think of that parallel.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CapnMuffin 06/26/17 3:50:28 PM #19:	Apparently Mark had a power level strong enough to sense ki. At once Jesus realized that power had gone out from him. He turned around in the crowd and asked "Who touched my clothes?" --- "its okay a lizard ate me and elucidated my fate" - MJ_Max on Dark Souls 3DSFC : 0860-3930-2170 \| NNID : CapnMuffin \| XBGT : Capn Muffin <cite>CapnMuffin posted [p:881847681] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote>Apparently Mark had a power level strong enough to sense ki. At once Jesus realized that power had gone out from him. He turned around in the crowd and asked "Who touched my clothes?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dustin1280 06/26/17 3:51:07 PM #20:	itachi15243 posted... Dustin1280 posted... VectorChaos posted... Odin is angered and confused by your monotheistic beliefs. Flying Spaghetti monster actually works with Odin. They rule together. I hear they both work under Cthulhu Blasphemy, no one rules over the flying spaghetti monster as his de-omnipotence noodly appendages would prevent such a thing, if Cthulu is in the mix he works WITH both of them --- Smash DS Code: 4554-0120-5368 SB4 Name: Roz RIP: Orlando of the Axe Karma: 1642 --he delivered! <cite>Dustin1280 posted [p:881847715] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote><cite>itachi15243 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Dustin1280 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>VectorChaos posted...</cite> <quote>Odin is angered and confused by your monotheistic beliefs.</quote> Flying Spaghetti monster actually works with Odin. They rule together.</quote> I hear they both work under Cthulhu</quote> Blasphemy, no one rules over the flying spaghetti monster as his de-omnipotence noodly appendages would prevent such a thing, if Cthulu is in the mix he works WITH both of them</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Megaman50100 06/26/17 3:51:46 PM #21:	Is it possible that judas didn't have a soul and was just a pawn. Same for pharaoh during the plagues. --- move all remaining groundhog mercenaries to the front lines. Have sheep troopers squadrons A and B flank the cows. They're using DC-17 hoof blasters. <cite>Megaman50100 posted [p:881847760] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote>Is it possible that judas didn't have a soul and was just a pawn. Same for pharaoh during the plagues.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlisLandale 06/26/17 3:52:47 PM #22:	The flying spaghetti monster, odin, and cthulu are all just dreams of the windfish. When it wakes up they'll disappear. ~~just like Koholint ;(~~ --- Currently Binging: Ghost in the Shell - Stand Alone Complex http://i.imgtc.com/YQId2Bz.png <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:881847831] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote>The flying spaghetti monster, odin, and cthulu are all just dreams of the windfish. When it wakes up they'll disappear. just like Koholint ;(</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 06/26/17 3:54:18 PM #23:	You know someone is a top tier angtheist if they think the Flying Spaghetti Monster is funny --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:881847928] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote>You know someone is a top tier angtheist if they think the Flying Spaghetti Monster is funny</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dustin1280 06/26/17 3:54:24 PM #24:	AlisLandale posted... The flying spaghetti monster, odin, and cthulu are all just dreams of the windfish. When it wakes up they'll disappear. ~~just like Koholint ;(~~ That can't possibly be accurate, I know my faith, and the flying spaghetti monster watches over all after removing a certain other god from his ill-gotten throne of lies. It is POSSIBLE my god works with Odin and Cthulu though. The holy texts don't say otherwise. --- Smash DS Code: 4554-0120-5368 SB4 Name: Roz RIP: Orlando of the Axe Karma: 1642 --he delivered! <cite>Dustin1280 posted [p:881847938] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote><cite>AlisLandale posted...</cite> <quote>The flying spaghetti monster, odin, and cthulu are all just dreams of the windfish. When it wakes up they'll disappear. just like Koholint ;(</quote> That can't possibly be accurate, I know my faith, and the flying spaghetti monster watches over all after removing a certain other god from his ill-gotten throne of lies. It is POSSIBLE my god works with Odin and Cthulu though. The holy texts don't say otherwise.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ToonLinkWithGun 06/26/17 4:17:47 PM #26:	Asherlee10 posted... ToonLinkWithGun posted... Asherlee10 posted... ToonLinkWithGun posted... And STILL questioning why or how or who he was that could do such things. Just about every time So, what are you fishing for here, TC? Nothing. Just conversing I don't believe you. Your OP is bait-heavy considering the demographic of CE. So because I believe differently I should shut up? It was a genuine on opinion on something I am interested in. --- Wombo Combo! http://i.imgur.com/fToefC5.jpg <cite>ToonLinkWithGun posted [p:881849268] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote><cite>Asherlee10 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ToonLinkWithGun posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Asherlee10 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ToonLinkWithGun posted...</cite> <quote>And STILL questioning why or how or who he was that could do such things. Just about every time</quote> So, what are you fishing for here, TC?</quote> Nothing. Just conversing</quote> I don't believe you. Your OP is bait-heavy considering the demographic of CE.</quote> So because I believe differently I should shut up? It was a genuine on opinion on something I am interested in.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 06/26/17 4:29:48 PM #27:	Romulox28 posted... yea Judas in the bible never really made sense to me like did he not think the fucking son of god was not going to figure out that he was selling him out? and even after jesus calls him out at the last supper judas still goes through with it guess they didnt teach critical thinking in the BC dayz According to the gospel of Judas, Jesus told Judas to do it <cite>Zikten posted [p:881850004] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote><cite>Romulox28 posted...</cite> <quote>yea Judas in the bible never really made sense to me like did he not think the fucking son of god was not going to figure out that he was selling him out? and even after jesus calls him out at the last supper judas still goes through with it guess they didnt teach critical thinking in the BC dayz</quote> According to the gospel of Judas, Jesus told Judas to do it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vertania 06/26/17 4:34:07 PM #28:	I've seen magicians do a lot more impressive things than Jesus did. <cite>Vertania posted [p:881850281] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote>I've seen magicians do a lot more impressive things than Jesus did.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CapnMuffin 06/26/17 4:49:04 PM #29:	Vertania posted... I've seen magicians do a lot more impressive things than Jesus did. Start the most popular religion in the world? --- "its okay a lizard ate me and elucidated my fate" - MJ_Max on Dark Souls 3DSFC : 0860-3930-2170 \| NNID : CapnMuffin \| XBGT : Capn Muffin <cite>CapnMuffin posted [p:881851191] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote><cite>Vertania posted...</cite> <quote>I've seen magicians do a lot more impressive things than Jesus did.</quote> Start the most popular religion in the world?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BalisticWarri0r 06/26/17 5:07:52 PM #30:	People get so triggered by religion. <cite>BalisticWarri0r posted [p:881852283] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote>People get so triggered by religion.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ilishe 06/26/17 5:10:05 PM #31:	Dustin1280 posted... ToonLinkWithGun posted... Dustin1280 posted... Imagine believing in a sky fairy, and attributing your purpose of life to said being. God is not a sky fairy, and Jesus was a real person and is the Son of God. My god the flying spaghetti monster could destroy your god with his noodly appendages. They remove omnipotence from other gods. He already has, in fact when you pray to your god, you are actually praying to mine as he already did the deed. That is what I believe and that is my faith, therefore it's accurate. Pathetic. --- ~Phoenix Nine~ ~Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none.~ <cite>Ilishe posted [p:881852415] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote><cite>Dustin1280 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ToonLinkWithGun posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Dustin1280 posted...</cite> <quote>Imagine believing in a sky fairy, and attributing your purpose of life to said being.</quote> God is not a sky fairy, and Jesus was a real person and is the Son of God.</quote> My god the flying spaghetti monster could destroy your god with his noodly appendages. They remove omnipotence from other gods. He already has, in fact when you pray to your god, you are actually praying to mine as he already did the deed. That is what I believe and that is my faith, therefore it's accurate.</quote> Pathetic.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hyperpsycho 06/26/17 5:15:39 PM #32:	People still find the flying spaghetti monster shit funny? --- http://i.imgur.com/ZrnUI3A.jpg ~drawn by United_World <cite>hyperpsycho posted [p:881852758] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote>People still find the flying spaghetti monster shit funny?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dustin1280 06/26/17 5:35:13 PM #34:	Truth be told, I'm actually agnostic deist, but too many people are blinded by religion. the flying spaghetti monster stuff exemplifies how blind people can be. --- Smash DS Code: 4554-0120-5368 SB4 Name: Roz RIP: Orlando of the Axe Karma: 1642 --he delivered! <cite>Dustin1280 posted [p:881853778] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote>Truth be told, I'm actually agnostic deist, but too many people are blinded by religion. the flying spaghetti monster stuff exemplifies how blind people can be.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FrenchCrunch 06/26/17 5:43:35 PM #36:	i dont think it's such a stretch to not believe in god or jesus <cite>FrenchCrunch posted [p:881854261] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote>i dont think it's such a stretch to not believe in god or jesus</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giblet_Enjoyer 06/26/17 5:43:47 PM #37:	CapnMuffin posted... Vertania posted... I've seen magicians do a lot more impressive things than Jesus did. Start the most popular religion in the world? He's talking about the magic tricks Jesus did, like turning water into wine Starting a popular religion before science was invented isn't impressive --- He which make friends with scorpion, soon come to find out what a scorpion does - they bite people with its tail --ancient Chinese proverb <cite>Giblet_Enjoyer posted [p:881854271] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote><cite>CapnMuffin posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Vertania posted...</cite> <quote>I've seen magicians do a lot more impressive things than Jesus did.</quote> Start the most popular religion in the world?</quote> He's talking about the magic tricks Jesus did, like turning water into wine Starting a popular religion before science was invented isn't impressive</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dash_Harber 06/26/17 5:47:02 PM #38:	I'd rather have traveled with Thor to the land of the giants and saving people from fearsome trolls. I think Jesus was a horrible role model, personally, but I'm not a Christian. <cite>Dash_Harber posted [p:881854426] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote>I'd rather have traveled with Thor to the land of the giants and saving people from fearsome trolls. I think Jesus was a horrible role model, personally, but I'm not a Christian.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 06/26/17 5:54:23 PM #39:	Romulox28 posted... yea Judas in the bible never really made sense to me like did he not think the fucking son of god was not going to figure out that he was selling him out? and even after jesus calls him out at the last supper judas still goes through with it guess they didnt teach critical thinking in the BC dayz Judas just wanted to get rich. That is why he was so upset when the perfume was broken for Jesus. He also stole from their money bag. He probably thought that Jesus wasn't all knowing since he stole from the money bag and wasn't ran off. Many followed Jesus expecting him to become a king. Judas did what he did because it was becoming apparent that Jesus wasn't going to overthrow the Roman government and become the new King of the Jews thus letting Judas be one of his advisors or whatever. So Judas thought he could appease the current rulers as they weren't going to be overthrown. But when he has second thoughts and they treat him like a murderer (despite them being the one to plot to kill Jesus) he basically realizes his life is over. Except what is tragic is Jesus would have forgave him. --- sigless user is me or am I? <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:881854856] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote><cite>Romulox28 posted...</cite> <quote>yea Judas in the bible never really made sense to me like did he not think the fucking son of god was not going to figure out that he was selling him out? and even after jesus calls him out at the last supper judas still goes through with it guess they didnt teach critical thinking in the BC dayz</quote> Judas just wanted to get rich. That is why he was so upset when the perfume was broken for Jesus. He also stole from their money bag. He probably thought that Jesus wasn't all knowing since he stole from the money bag and wasn't ran off. Many followed Jesus expecting him to become a king. Judas did what he did because it was becoming apparent that Jesus wasn't going to overthrow the Roman government and become the new King of the Jews thus letting Judas be one of his advisors or whatever. So Judas thought he could appease the current rulers as they weren't going to be overthrown. But when he has second thoughts and they treat him like a murderer (despite them being the one to plot to kill Jesus) he basically realizes his life is over. Except what is tragic is Jesus would have forgave him.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 06/26/17 5:57:36 PM #40:	yeah, most of his disciples were idiots he literally just took a bunch of nobodies off the streets, I would be surprised if they had any sort of formal education --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson i.imgur.com/a2EzoIs.gif i.imgur.com/rPcGRiP.gif <cite>HylianFox posted [p:881855018] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote>yeah, most of his disciples were idiots he literally just took a bunch of nobodies off the streets, I would be surprised if they had any sort of formal education</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dash_Harber 06/26/17 5:58:40 PM #41:	HylianFox posted... I would be surprised if they had any sort of formal education Paul was a Roman tax collector, so he probably had some sort of formal education. IIRC, like four of them were just his brothers too. <cite>Dash_Harber posted [p:881855084] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote><cite>HylianFox posted...</cite> <quote>I would be surprised if they had any sort of formal education</quote> Paul was a Roman tax collector, so he probably had some sort of formal education. IIRC, like four of them were just his brothers too.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 06/26/17 6:26:54 PM #42:	HylianFox posted... yeah, most of his disciples were idiots he literally just took a bunch of nobodies off the streets, I would be surprised if they had any sort of formal education that was kinda the point God declares he showed his power through the weak and unlearned, rather than the mighty and genius so consider how these absolute idiots changed the world and still effect it 2000 years later now consider how you and your Euphoria will not even budge the world an inch(or if you prefer a few centimeters) now marvel in the power of God --- sigless user is me or am I? <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:881856819] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote><cite>HylianFox posted...</cite> <quote>yeah, most of his disciples were idiots he literally just took a bunch of nobodies off the streets, I would be surprised if they had any sort of formal education</quote> that was kinda the point God declares he showed his power through the weak and unlearned, rather than the mighty and genius so consider how these absolute idiots changed the world and still effect it 2000 years later now consider how you and your Euphoria will not even budge the world an inch(or if you prefer a few centimeters) now marvel in the power of God</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 06/26/17 6:29:32 PM #43:	Dustin1280 posted... Imagine believing in a sky fairy, and attributing your purpose of life to said being. You forgot to tip your fedora and say m'lady to your gf. --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:881857009] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote><cite>Dustin1280 posted...</cite> <quote>Imagine believing in a sky fairy, and attributing your purpose of life to said being.</quote> You forgot to tip your fedora and say m'lady to your gf.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
armandro 06/26/17 6:32:10 PM #44:	what part of free will do people not understand lol --- http://i.imgur.com/sKghEcP.gif 8 October, 2023 <cite>armandro posted [p:881857185] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote>what part of free will do people not understand lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ToonLinkWithGun 06/26/17 6:35:51 PM #45:	Dash_Harber posted... I'd rather have traveled with Thor to the land of the giants and saving people from fearsome trolls. I think Jesus was a horrible role model, personally, but I'm not a Christian. How was he a horrible role model? He healed people, showed compassion, cast out demons, and literally died a gruesome death bearing the sin of every man and woman that had lived, was alive, and ever will live. The worst part is the spiritual torture he also went through. --- Wombo Combo! http://i.imgur.com/fToefC5.jpg <cite>ToonLinkWithGun posted [p:881857433] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote><cite>Dash_Harber posted...</cite> <quote>I'd rather have traveled with Thor to the land of the giants and saving people from fearsome trolls. I think Jesus was a horrible role model, personally, but I'm not a Christian.</quote> How was he a horrible role model? He healed people, showed compassion, cast out demons, and literally died a gruesome death bearing the sin of every man and woman that had lived, was alive, and ever will live. The worst part is the spiritual torture he also went through.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darkphoenix181 06/26/17 6:37:08 PM #46:	ToonLinkWithGun posted... How was he a horrible role model? He healed people, showed compassion, cast out demons, and literally died a gruesome death bearing the sin of every man and woman that had lived, was alive, and ever will live. The worst part is the spiritual torture he also went through. he is bad role model is you subscribe to hedonism and using people to get your selfish desires --- sigless user is me or am I? <cite>darkphoenix181 posted [p:881857515] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote><cite>ToonLinkWithGun posted...</cite> <quote>How was he a horrible role model? He healed people, showed compassion, cast out demons, and literally died a gruesome death bearing the sin of every man and woman that had lived, was alive, and ever will live. The worst part is the spiritual torture he also went through.</quote> he is bad role model is you subscribe to hedonism and using people to get your selfish desires</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 06/26/17 6:42:14 PM #47:	Dustin1280 posted... itachi15243 posted... Dustin1280 posted... VectorChaos posted... Odin is angered and confused by your monotheistic beliefs. Flying Spaghetti monster actually works with Odin. They rule together. I hear they both work under Cthulhu Blasphemy, no one rules over the flying spaghetti monster as his de-omnipotence noodly appendages would prevent such a thing, if Cthulu is in the mix he works WITH both of them According to my calculations, Cthulhu has a power level of 9001 while spaghetti monster and Odin only have 4500 each --- When it's kids, it's "bullying" but if it were adults, it's stalking, harassment, assault, criminal threats and just general abuse. -Tmk <cite>awesome999 posted [p:881857817] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote><cite>Dustin1280 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>itachi15243 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Dustin1280 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>VectorChaos posted...</cite> <quote>Odin is angered and confused by your monotheistic beliefs.</quote> Flying Spaghetti monster actually works with Odin. They rule together.</quote> I hear they both work under Cthulhu</quote> Blasphemy, no one rules over the flying spaghetti monster as his de-omnipotence noodly appendages would prevent such a thing, if Cthulu is in the mix he works WITH both of them</quote> According to my calculations, Cthulhu has a power level of 9001 while spaghetti monster and Odin only have 4500 each</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VectorChaos 06/26/17 7:52:19 PM #48:	Checkmate Jesus --- PSN VectorChaos http://i.imgur.com/ftMERkZ.jpg XBL Vector Chaos http://i.imgur.com/10hWZ95.png http://i.imgur.com/MZMOLx0.jpg http://i.imgur.com/R2jRl8F.jpg <cite>VectorChaos posted [p:881861974] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote> Checkmate Jesus</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ToonLinkWithGun 06/26/17 7:53:42 PM #49:	VectorChaos posted... Checkmate Jesus This is dumb. God will get rid of all wicked people. You have to wait for the end of the world buddy. --- Wombo Combo! http://i.imgur.com/fToefC5.jpg <cite>ToonLinkWithGun posted [p:881862050] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote><cite>VectorChaos posted...</cite> <quote> Checkmate Jesus</quote> This is dumb. God will get rid of all wicked people. You have to wait for the end of the world buddy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Damn_Underscore 06/26/17 8:50:29 PM #50:	VectorChaos posted... Checkmate Jesus The agtheism is oozing --- Shenmue II = best game of all time Shenmue = 2nd best game of all time <cite>Damn_Underscore posted [p:881865569] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote><cite>VectorChaos posted...</cite> <quote> Checkmate Jesus</quote> The agtheism is oozing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Giblet_Enjoyer 06/26/17 8:57:05 PM #51:	Damn_Underscore posted... You know someone is a top tier angtheist if they think the Flying Spaghetti Monster is funny Damn_Underscore posted... VectorChaos posted... Checkmate Jesus The agtheism is oozing These new-fangled terms, tho --- He which make friends with scorpion, soon come to find out what a scorpion does - they bite people with its tail --ancient Chinese proverb <cite>Giblet_Enjoyer posted [p:881865985] in Imagine be... [t:75503485]...</cite> <quote><cite>Damn_Underscore posted...</cite> <quote>You know someone is a top tier angtheist if they think the Flying Spaghetti Monster is funny</quote> <cite>Damn_Underscore posted...</cite> <quote><cite>VectorChaos posted...</cite> <quote> Checkmate Jesus</quote> The agtheism is oozing</quote> These new-fangled terms, tho</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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