Poll of the Day > My cat just stole banana bread

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Doctor Foxx
06/21/17 1:25:30 AM
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She just bit it and jumped away. What a little banana bread bandit
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helly
06/21/17 1:41:09 AM
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my cat is being a sleepy mcpeeper right now.
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dragon504
06/21/17 1:49:08 AM
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Yeah, one of the cats is a potato wrestler. Every time there's a new bag of taters she's gotta try to molest it.
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Doctor Foxx
06/21/17 2:24:20 AM
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Zangulus posted...
We had a kitten steal a potato that was at least half the size of her. Not just knock it off the counter, but move it halfway across the apartment.

She was a little shit.

She also moved a full milk gallon jug of water out of her way so she could get into one of our cupboards in order to steal zip ties...

By chance is that your cat Potato?

Earlier today this b stole a whole bell pepper and ate a bunch of spots from it. She dragged it across my apartment.
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slacker03150
06/21/17 2:29:16 AM
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As far as I know, my cat doesn't actually like human food. As a treat I have tried bacon, ham, chicken, turkey, duck, sausage, and hamburger. He just sniffs it and walks away. He loves those greenies snacks though. He hears the bag rustle and he will fly from where ever he is in the house and stare up at you until he gets one.

He is currently stealing my chair.
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slacker03150
06/21/17 2:52:35 AM
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https://goo.gl/images/QoY7Ey
Grape?
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DeltaBladeX
06/21/17 2:58:09 AM
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Make some of this to replace it
http://imgur.com/gallery/FF9ol
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cute_fan
06/21/17 5:05:49 AM
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Kitty ^.^
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Entity13
06/21/17 5:18:45 AM
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usui88
06/21/17 5:28:32 AM
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fJQzQ19
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EightySeven
06/21/17 6:45:57 AM
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Whenever my cat steals food I always worry they're going to end up eating something that's acts like chocolate, fine for me but lethal for him.
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EvilMegas
06/21/17 7:00:01 AM
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vgftr5
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green dragon
06/21/17 9:30:52 AM
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to 500?
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Dikitain
06/21/17 9:39:41 AM
#17:


banana bread


to 500!

green dragon posted...
to 500?


damn, beat me to it.
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Doctor Foxx
06/21/17 11:14:22 AM
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EightySeven posted...
Whenever my cat steals food I always worry they're going to end up eating something that's acts like chocolate, fine for me but lethal for him.

Some things that are bad for dogs don't bother cats, other things are deadly.

Chocolate is still not good for cats.

http://petmd.com/cat/emergency/poisoning-toxicity/e_ct_human_food_poisoning
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helly
06/21/17 11:16:47 AM
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and don't even think about giving cats a lil dab of dog Flea medicine.


the dog version is literal poison to cats
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Doctor Foxx
06/21/17 11:25:14 AM
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helly posted...
and don't even think about giving cats a lil dab of dog Flea medicine.


the dog version is literal poison to cats

Yeah don't use dog medication or topical things for cats. There are also a number of essential oils that are awful for cats.
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Sensual_T_Rex
06/21/17 11:28:55 AM
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The cat didn't steal nothing. The cat simply took back the banana bread it was gracious enough to let you bring home for him.
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Doctor Foxx
06/21/17 11:36:29 AM
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JFoIkAB

She also stole an apple and dragged it across my apartment. Full of cat bites. I can't believe her
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slacker03150
06/21/17 11:41:35 AM
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^That is an awesome picture!

It is like the cat is looking into my soul.
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AbsoluteDenial
06/21/17 11:49:52 AM
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Doctor Foxx posted...
JFoIkAB

She also stole an apple and dragged it across my apartment. Full of cat bites. I can't believe her

For being so adorable, she deserves to be able to take whatever she wants.
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donotwant
06/21/17 11:53:19 AM
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My cat woke be up this morning by shaking my girlfriend's dresser (it has an earring stand on it so it jingles). I thought that we were having an earthquake for a second. I am screwed now though, Saku figured out how to wake me up to feed him :(
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donotwant
06/21/17 12:00:27 PM
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That's what you get when you adopt a 12 year old kitty! I also am not totally sure if Saku is a male or female... whatever junk he has going on requires a microscope so I am just taking the previous owner's word for it.

*Insert comments about assuming my cat's gender and how I am oppressing him by labeling him*
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Doctor Foxx
06/23/17 6:09:53 PM
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AbsoluteDenial posted...
For being so adorable, she deserves to be able to take whatever she wants.

But does she deserve

green dragon posted...
to 500?

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OhhhJa
06/23/17 6:13:39 PM
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slacker03150 posted...
As far as I know, my cat doesn't actually like human food. As a treat I have tried bacon, ham, chicken, turkey, duck, sausage, and hamburger. He just sniffs it and walks away.

That's really weird
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Doctor Foxx
06/23/17 6:15:26 PM
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OhhhJa posted...
That's really weird

I've had a cat that wouldn't like most human food but even he loved fresh cooked meat. That is odd!
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helly
06/23/17 9:17:52 PM
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my cat tries to steal raw hamburger
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pigfish99
06/24/17 11:13:35 PM
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to 500?
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helIy
06/24/17 11:17:34 PM
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no, to 33.
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LaggnFragnLarry
06/24/17 11:18:32 PM
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bump
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