Poll of the Day > You know why they call it a Nintendo "Switch"?

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FrozenBananas
06/10/17 10:48:15 AM
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Because when you get it you automatically want to switch it for something better
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Sarcasthma
06/10/17 10:51:00 AM
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Because when you see it you'll do a 360-degree spin and walk away.
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Foppe
06/10/17 10:59:38 AM
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Because you switch around in a circle and walk away when you see one.
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FrozenBananas
06/10/17 3:46:22 PM
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You guys are good
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Zeus
06/10/17 4:03:52 PM
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Because you used to have a boner for Microsoft.
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adjl
06/10/17 6:39:21 PM
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Because it can readily switch between being used as a portable system and being used as a console. The joke doesn't really work when there is actually a clear practical reason for the name (as distinct from marketing buzzwords that don't actually mean anything).
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aHappySacka
06/10/17 6:40:27 PM
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Because there is a switch you press to turn it on.
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knivesX2004
06/10/17 6:40:31 PM
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adjl posted...
Because it can readily switch between being used as a portable system and being used as a console. The joke doesn't really work when there is actually a clear practical reason for the name (as distinct from marketing buzzwords that don't actually mean anything).

For me it's stupid, but for my friends with kids it's perfect because they can just pick up and go when the little ones or the wife wants to use the TV. It's also great for jobs where you have to fly a lot.
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Kana
06/10/17 6:48:01 PM
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because you switch it on and play the mario games
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Kana
06/10/17 6:48:21 PM
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because you switch your direction and walk away
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TyVulpine
06/10/17 6:51:03 PM
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Sarcasthma posted...
Because when you see it you'll do a 360-degree spin and walk away.

What?
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aHappySacka
06/10/17 7:04:33 PM
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TyVulpine posted...
Sarcasthma posted...
Because when you see it you'll do a 360-degree spin and walk away.

What?

It's a joke that is before your time young one.
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