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Antifar
06/08/17 1:27:15 PM
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The explanation is, ah, I'll just let you read his timeline
https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald
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Kanaya413
06/08/17 1:29:00 PM
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Lmfao
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Soviet_Shurima
06/08/17 1:30:46 PM
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mah man!
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Alkaloid
06/08/17 1:31:52 PM
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Amazing
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Were_Wyrm
06/08/17 1:32:02 PM
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So does it exist?
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Kitt
06/08/17 1:33:05 PM
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VectorChaos
06/08/17 1:33:23 PM
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solosnake
06/08/17 1:33:47 PM
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Anyone remember when someone got banned for posting real tentacle porn here?
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FreeFalco
06/08/17 1:36:10 PM
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Antifar posted...
https://twitter.com/kurteichenwald

Oh I see. Makes sense. Thanks to him for clarifying.
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Paper_Okami
06/08/17 1:37:19 PM
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I hope there someday be a day when journalists can freely admit they fapped to hentai, without shame.
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hockeybub89
06/08/17 1:37:23 PM
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EnragedSlith
06/08/17 1:37:46 PM
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I don't really get the roundabout expanations. You like weird shit, man, it's cool.
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ReD_ToMaTo
06/08/17 1:38:50 PM
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Kanaya413 posted...
Lmfao

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Anarchy_Juiblex
06/08/17 1:38:52 PM
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"trying"
Shouldn't it only take 3 seconds to prove?
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littlebro07
06/08/17 1:40:17 PM
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Smashingpmkns
06/08/17 1:41:30 PM
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While hentai (until now, I thought it was called manga) was on screen as part of search to prove 2 my wife tentacle porn exists, what....(1)



Lol
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crazygamer21
06/08/17 1:42:34 PM
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ReD_ToMaTo posted...
Kanaya413 posted...
Lmfao

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emblem boy
06/08/17 1:43:33 PM
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I believe him
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Letron_James
06/08/17 1:44:20 PM
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crazygamer21 posted...
ReD_ToMaTo posted...
Kanaya413 posted...
Lmfao

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Melonfarms
06/08/17 1:46:57 PM
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Smashingpmkns posted...
While hentai (until now, I thought it was called manga) was on screen as part of search to prove 2 my wife tentacle porn exists, what....(1)



Lol


What a liar.
If a non experienced person wanted to see if tentacle porn existed they'd just google it.

Letron_James posted...
crazygamer21 posted...
ReD_ToMaTo posted...
Kanaya413 posted...
Lmfao

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XplodnPnguins92
06/08/17 1:49:11 PM
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"MSNBC Contributor"

what a surprise.
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SGT_Conti
06/08/17 1:49:25 PM
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what a time to be alive

also smh at calling hentai manga
Imagine hearing someone talking about what manga they read in public and then his look of disgust as he thinks "Keep that shit in your bedroom".
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Pics_nao_plz
06/08/17 1:50:59 PM
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I dont know how to use twitter
Help
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EnragedSlith
06/08/17 1:51:00 PM
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Captain_Qwark posted...
MFW my wife won't believe me that tentacle porn exists

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/826227298277879808/kFQxCZH-.jpg

quick, i gotta prove it
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SGT_Conti
06/08/17 1:52:19 PM
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Pics_nao_plz posted...
I dont know how to use twitter
Help

CVHc7yO
Read from the bottom up.

This is the image that was posted in one of the tweets:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DB0H-NtVoAA4f62.jpg
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Balrog0
06/08/17 1:57:54 PM
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why not just say you were researching a story
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Antifar
06/08/17 2:07:53 PM
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Balrog0 posted...
why not just say you were researching a story

He's, well, been down that road before.

http://nymag.com/guides/money/2007/39957/
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Xeno14
06/08/17 2:10:06 PM
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Soviet_Shurima
06/08/17 2:10:32 PM
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Xeno14 posted...
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBxmbkhUMAAa4tW.jpg

from /drama/

his story doesn't even match up with the tags. though at least its not lolicon

smell
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darkphoenix181
06/08/17 2:12:32 PM
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reporter: wanna dress up like a tentacle monster?

wife: uhh what

reporter: it is my greatest fetish

wife: oo you disgusting

reporter: no baby, many men like this thing, I will prove it
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averagejoel
06/08/17 2:15:09 PM
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Xeno14 posted...
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBxmbkhUMAAa4tW.jpg

from /drama/

his story doesn't even match up with the tags. though at least its not lolicon

twitter user RIPMarkusJ found the specific hentai that Kurt tweeted. he posted an image of it. I'm not going to post the tweet here, because, well, it's very NSFW. but it's on his timeline
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_Raich_
06/08/17 2:17:03 PM
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dodokiki
06/08/17 2:21:42 PM
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I know the website in his tab. The comments left on that page are hilarious.
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Paper_Okami
06/08/17 2:23:55 PM
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5KWEEur
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legendarylemur
06/08/17 2:26:27 PM
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A real man would just admit to it heuheuheuehue

Ok not gonna lie, this is the funniest thing I've seen in a while
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Balrog0
06/08/17 2:30:21 PM
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Antifar posted...
Balrog0 posted...
why not just say you were researching a story

He's, well, been down that road before.

http://nymag.com/guides/money/2007/39957/


lmao wow
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Xeno14
06/08/17 2:33:35 PM
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averagejoel posted...
Xeno14 posted...
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBxmbkhUMAAa4tW.jpg

from /drama/

his story doesn't even match up with the tags. though at least its not lolicon

twitter user RIPMarkusJ found the specific hentai that Kurt tweeted. he posted an image of it. I'm not going to post the tweet here, because, well, it's very NSFW. but it's on his timeline

that is the one on the tab
Av3mj1i

How do you fuck up googling "Tentacle Porn" so badly you end up looking at a specific website for a hentai about fat tit school teacher face sitting her students?

Its obviously a bullshit excuse.
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Xeno14
06/08/17 2:37:40 PM
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Unfernal_Server
06/08/17 2:38:56 PM
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Kurt Eichenwald is always kind of getting owned on Twitter. I think whoever sent him a seizure gif was wrong and a criminal, but his response to it was so bizarre. His account tweeted something along the lines "this is kurts wife, he is having a seizure on the ground right now". That just seems so obvious that it was him writing that.
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Pics_nao_plz
06/08/17 2:40:37 PM
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lmao
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ThePrinceFish
06/08/17 2:41:05 PM
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Unfernal_Server posted...
Kurt Eichenwald is always kind of getting owned on Twitter. I think whoever sent him a seizure gif was wrong and a criminal, but his response to it was so bizarre. His account tweeted something along the lines "this is kurts wife, he is having a seizure on the ground right now". That just seems so obvious that it was him writing that.

What, if you walked into the room and saw your husband having a seizure on the ground with twitter open; you wouldn't give a twitter update before assisting him?
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WilliamPorygon
06/08/17 2:49:32 PM
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Kurt Eichenwald said...
...But I couldn't find any

Well he's either a terrible liar, or incredibly inept at researching for an alleged journalist.
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neverwin
06/08/17 2:49:32 PM
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Oh wow Distance.

I don't think Distance does tentacle though...
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legendarylemur
06/08/17 3:06:21 PM
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neverwin posted...
Oh wow Distance.

I don't think Distance does tentacle though...

I'd read a Distance tentacle. Though currently he's trying to go mainstream with his ecchi series. I don't think enough people are biting though, but I wouldn't know how it is in Japan
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Laserion
06/08/17 3:06:50 PM
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Is it really easier to try to write with a "pen" to cover up names in screenshots, than to use a filled box?
Because I see this type of censoring all the time.
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PostCrisisJ2
06/08/17 3:13:22 PM
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Oh man, I thought this was gonna be about that one Japanese politician that took a screenshot with a certain adult streaming site in the bookmark bar.

Hilarious though, I wonder if he knows how to get pass a depressed ailuropoda.
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Guns_of_Verdun
06/08/17 3:42:54 PM
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Lying is dumb. Either admit it or ignore it.

Like that atheist guy who shoved bananas up his ass. Then his ex leaked the footage online to embarrass him and his response was to post a video of him eating a banana.

Now now one talks about it.

If this guy just posted a pic of him eating squid, no one would care
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Sputnik1337
06/08/17 3:58:43 PM
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clearly this was all a ploy to get GP
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