Board 8 > B8UCA Discussion Topic X-67: Can You Feel the Sunshine?

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Here is something that Strife is doing that you are not Apollo. And it happens to be the same thing I'm doing and that is this. Taking care of business.

This tournament will go on and you know something, there is nothing you can do about. In fact, I am going to make you go to UCA MANDATED THERAPY! Tom, do not book Apollo! He is being sent out for therapy.
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It feels good to be at the very top with my Undisputed Title while watching everyone else fight amongst themselves.

I mean, there's nothing I like more than getting into shouting matches with whoever rises to the occasion, but in this short calm before the upcoming storm, it feels good.
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*Text message is sent, never you mind how Oi got your number*

...One moment, if Oi may make a little toimeout 'ere... *Makes a motion with his hands.*

You've an admitted psychopath and possibly murderer, because GTM *very clearly* isn't moving, *right over there* and Oi asked one of the interns to poke GTM with a stick just to be sure because Oi'm not going near that much blood, and you're sending Apollo to something that will possibly only make him stabby like his help when he returns, especially when he does have a point.

Most of the people in the tourney are Lightweights, and no one cares about lightweights, not even them or their parents! That's why they're in the damned division to begin with! Except for Bombadil, Oi'm honestly not sure why he's still down there.

.... (Puts his hands up) Not me problem, still tryin' to foind what Oi need for that new match type Oi was going to propose when Oi got back from Toontown. ...You'd think it wouldn't be that hard to find a Judge.

*End of text*
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*returns text*

Don't worry, GTM is okay.
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*returns text as well*

He got what would appear to be all of his blood punched out how is he okay- PURPOSELY MISSING THE POINT OF THE REST OF- ...well at least GTM's okay, although Oi'm not wholly sure Oi believe you.

...Will be checking on him when Oi get back with the vat of material Oi'm looking for over here. Not saying what it is here for plausible deniability purposes, but Oi will suggest people rewatch Who Framed Roger Rabbit? for an idea.

*End of text*
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Posted something in the wrong topic...
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I was wondering
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Yeah. Hockey has little to do with UCA...unless we have a hockey match concept or something. That's the problem with dealing with grad school and increasing message board presence. Something had to fuck up somewhere.
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Cage match on ice
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Strife2 posted...

hockey match concept

I assume that will happen now but I don't know enough to be the one to do it >_>
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I remember having a whole host of ideas for stuff when I did that "sports day" episode a couple years back. I think I made a hockey match concept that didn't happen. I've forgotten what it actually was. Something about random times in a penalty box during the night or something.

Edit: Now I remember. Basically, every hour or so (probably every 4-8 hours, so we don't need to stay up all night), a random number generator can choose numbers 1-10 shows up for both individual opponents. If they get a 2, 4, or 5, that person gets a penalty. If they get any votes in that time, they are nullified.

So say person A is gets a 2 on a RNG. For the next two hours, any votes for them do not count. If they both get penalized, no votes count for anyone. If we wanted to be really cruel, we could say they counted towards the opponent, but that sounds too unfair.
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...I like it!
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Go Leafs go
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Let's Go Wild
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While I can't approve of these pretenders trying to usurp the true King, I am excited about this bracket!

WiggumFan267 v. Tom Bombadil

ImTheMacheteGuy v. LusterSoldier

JEdwards v. Strife2

EmeraldEgg v. IHateThisCPU

The first two matches are up on TOMBAT in a few minutes, and then it'll be a match per show until the finals at KotB!
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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75465949
like I said!
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eaedwards6400 posted...

Here is something that Strife is doing that you are not Apollo. And it happens to be the same thing I'm doing and that is this. Taking care of business.

This tournament will go on and you know something, there is nothing you can do about. In fact, I am going to make you go to UCA MANDATED THERAPY! Tom, do not book Apollo! He is being sent out for therapy.

KING APOLLO...feels that therapy is healthy, and should be a more normalized process, as it can help bring up and maintain good mental health.

That being said..who do you think you are, mandating the King to do anything, eaed? I am not someone you want to mess with, not right now, not while this farce continues at your behest while you wear MY gold around your waist...

Sir Tom. I will forgive you and your transgressions for not booking me...just, leave a door open backstage at Tombat...
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*Tombat Fallout continues, and Strife keeps distance while Apollo blows past jobbers and monkey in the tech areas. Apollo keeps throwing shit around the arena before leaving in his personal limo and security/police escort*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf5k6ndcNPY
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Strife2 posted...

*Tombat Fallout continues, and Strife keeps distance while Apollo blows past jobbers and monkey in the tech areas. Apollo keeps throwing shit around the arena before leaving in his personal limo and security/police escort*

And yet I'm questioned for trying to give this fellow therapy.
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...In me defense, Oi thought he was the stabilizing force of the Kingdom, Oi would appear to have been proven spectacularly wrong. >_> <_<'
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Ok. Ok. I'll put the mess on hold for now and discuss the Master File. I know Eaed mentioned this before, but I went ahead and purged some superstars who haven't voted or posted recently. Mostly going by this topic, being a PPV cycle in length.

GTM
Shad
Nee

I assume they will be back in some form, but for now, they are purged. I have some words about the end of Tombat, but I'll speak about it before Ruin, in lieu of the usual Rewind news.
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Results:

CPU/XIII/Eaed - 3
Strife/David/Sultan - 5

Wigs - 2
Tom - 6

Emerald - 6
Metal Sonic - 2

Machete - 2
Luster - 4

JEdwards
Broken Raven - 8

Boko - 3
GTM - 3
Nee - 2

Knuckles - 5
Shad - 3
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we might wanna give shad and gtm until the next PPV to vote like usual? Nee I think is off the board entirely but I dunno
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GTM is around in other topics, but I forgot the last time he voted.
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Nee is in kcfs sim thing so he's still around
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I remember something Eaed said about a "hiatus." Maybe just put tags on there for long running people. Boko's never been taken off, cause his thing is to float in and out forever as the awesome nice guy who votes for everyone. Not that I have any clue what he was like when this started.

Maybe do that instead of dropping them. Even with two shows, coming up with cards with only 15-20 people can't be easy.
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I'll fight everyone
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That's the reason the purge has kind of faltered to begin with. Also, I'm under the understanding that Boko isn't allowed to purge lol. He is also the only person that is allowed to not have their full username in descriptions lol
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Boko cannot purge ever
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XIII_rocks posted...

Boko cannot purge ever

Why?
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Because he's Boko.
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I think xiii and I have immunity too for bein' admins? There's definitely a pretty big gap where I probably SHOULD have purged at some point <_<
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UCA_Michael_Cole: Hello ladies and gentlemen, in light of recent events, UCA Rewind has been pre-empted for this sitdown interview with Strife, King_Apollo’s right-hand man and current Master of Taybles. Now, we all saw what happened last week on COMBAT, when Apollo brutally assaulted two members of the King of the Board tournament bracket. You stepped in after the melee was over. Why?

Strife: I merely took control of a situation to save UCA time, money, and bad publicity. Eaed claimed it went too far, and He needs “therapy” and to be banned from TV. You seriously expect me to sit back and watch one of the greatest superstars and the greatest King in UCA history be treated this way? Watching Him wrestle is a special attraction. Denying that for even one show would be an affront to the King’s legacy. He helps carry this company on His shoulders. The last thing UCA needs is follow its competitor’s example and see its ratings fall into the toilet.

UMC: You’ve been with Apollo all this time. However, you’ve been splitting duties a lot recently. Is that taking a toll on either of you?

Strife: For a war journalist and “head commentator”, you sure don’t pay attention to the product much. I do a lot in and out of the ring in UCA, but what I enjoy most is serving as His…advocate, as another qualified man would say. Besides, it is with the King’s help I am even back in UCA. He is the only person I have a shred of dignity for, and UCA wrestlers and fans should line up to kiss His ass every day for everything He has done for them. No other “King” could measure up.

UMC: Even if that next King turns out to be…you?

Strife: We were talking about Apollo. That question is not relevant.

UMC: But…

*Strife gets up and intimidates Michael Cole* I SAID: That…question…is not relevant. Since you didn’t get that the first time, I’m leaving. Be lucky my opponent tonight is Jed, and not you. *Strife stiffarms the cameraman and the interview ends*
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IhatethisCPU posted...

...In me defense, Oi thought he was the stabilizing force of the Kingdom, Oi would appear to have been proven spectacularly wrong. >_> <_<'

Don't you see? Don't you understand? I *am* the stabilizing force of the Kingdom. It was for that reason that I had to take action! That i had to do what I did, whatever it took, to let eaed know I mean business. I refuse to sit back and allow the Kingdom I built over the course of the past year be destroyed by some unworthy cretins playing royalty.

I am the only hope for the Kingdom. Absolutely the stabilizing force. And don't ANY of your forget that. Not you, CPU, not eaed...and not Tom or Strife.
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Listen man. You do what you gotta do but I will not be booking you until you get hekp.
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Where is everyone? What has happen to the UCA I once loved? What has happen to all the fans who loved and hated? What happened to the fire the electricity?What happened to the fun what happened to danger?

Should I take it into my own hands? Should I sit in the back and wait for something to happen? To many questions to little time
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And you can attempt to answer those questions tomorrow on RUIN!
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I would hope that I can continue to stick my nose in SSW's business on that RUIN!
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Someone's gonna get RUINED alright
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Oh, as a note way ahead, Oi know Oi won't have time to be around for my tournament match, for once, so Oi'm withdrawing from the KotB. Frankly it's just another title Oi've no interest in as it is, so this actually works out for me.

Also, david, perhaps you should wonder about why attendance has gone down since you became champion, hmm? You seem *quite* adept at only thinking about yourself, so it should be simple enough.

Oh, and *most* importantly, Oi mooight be working double duty? Oi know Oi've got a match on Boom tomorrow, up to ead if Oi have one over here.

And, Oblivion... Oi didn't hear a response, last week. Oi thank you for proving me point. *toodleoos*
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IhatethisCPU posted...

Also, david, perhaps you should wonder about why attendance has gone down since you became champion, hmm? You seem *quite* adept at only thinking about yourself, so it should be simple enough.

Maybe we'll find out tomorrow on RUIN!

Or maybe I'll just be calling you and SSW out, who knows.

RUIN.
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...Neither of those are thinking about attende- (head in hand.) Well, maybe by then the substance I got from Toontown will've cleared Customs, finally. You'd be amazed at the hurdles you have to go through to legally bring a dangerous substance in....And perhaps tomorrow you'll be a little smarter instead of a just little older and somehow more egotistical... *Mutters something about customs regulations and toodleoos a second time*
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I beginning to build RUIN. If you have any requests you have about 45 minutes.
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I want to win all the things
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(Oi oi oi oi, Mack the Knife and C-P-U, it's Croime Toime! LONDON LONDON do not actually do this spoiler I immediately regret thinking of it in the shower)
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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/75483338
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up
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I will not be able to count results until work tomorrow. If someone else would like to then by all means.
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RUIN Results:

Strife2 - 8
JEdwards - 0
Strife continues to steamroll through opponents as he moves on in the KotB tournament!

EmeraldEgg - 7
GTM/Boko - 2
A Boko United reunion wasn't enough to stop the fastest rising superstar in the UCA!

IHateThisCPU/Knuckles - 2
Wigs/Luster/Solio/Stevie/Machete - 6
The Lightweights prove that together, they can be a force to be reckoned with.

Eddv/JEdwards - 2
Stifled/Shad - 5
Looks like double booking may have hurt JEdwards as Stifled and the ghost of Shad were able to come away with a victory.

Davidponte - 6
Sonic/Metal Sonic/Shadow - 3
Not even a group of potentially unemployed hedgehogs could match up to the Undisputed Champion.

Elimination Chase

Eddv is eliminated after receiving zero votes.
I'm not entirely certain if DP, Sultan, and Stifled's second votes counted as I was confused on the wording of what Eaed said, but it doesn't matter because Eddv was the only person with zero votes.
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