Poll of the Day > Before entering: Pick a number between 1 and 10. You win a lifetime supply of:

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Muffinz0rz
05/13/17 9:41:38 PM
#1:


The number you chose (BEFORE ENTERING OR READING POLL OPTIONS) will represent your lifetime supply.










*To clarify: "unlimited police warnings" means like whenever you break the law, they'll just say okay we'll let you off with a warning this time.

How screwed are you?
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TheCyborgNinja
05/13/17 9:56:09 PM
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I picked two because I have some weird disorder where I write them rotated 180 degrees unless I concentrate... It ties into my mild dyslexia, I assume. That worked out well. Four is by far the best though. You can have unlimited anything if every crime you commit goes unpunished.
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Muffinz0rz
05/13/17 9:57:36 PM
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TheCyborgNinja posted...
I picked two because I have some weird disorder where I write them rotated 180 degrees unless I concentrate... It ties into my mild dyslexia, I assume. That worked out well.

Will you rotate your tinder sluts 180 degrees?
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TheCyborgNinja
05/13/17 9:58:46 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
I picked two because I have some weird disorder where I write them rotated 180 degrees unless I concentrate... It ties into my mild dyslexia, I assume. That worked out well.

Will you rotate your tinder sluts 180 degrees?

Yeah, you've got to for maximum enjoyment.
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Muffinz0rz
05/13/17 9:59:52 PM
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TheCyborgNinja posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
I picked two because I have some weird disorder where I write them rotated 180 degrees unless I concentrate... It ties into my mild dyslexia, I assume. That worked out well.

Will you rotate your tinder sluts 180 degrees?

Yeah, you've got to for maximum enjoyment.

Noted. Will try this next time.
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Runner_style
05/13/17 10:01:04 PM
#6:


Number 3 finally pays off. Do I get unlimited money, or just the literal amount of money you'd earn in a lifetime on min wage?
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Zeus
05/13/17 10:02:04 PM
#7:


I think I responded 1 then 10 with 10 as my final choice, so it went from useful to useless... unless I can sell the stuff. Go all Archer Vice on that shit.

Muffinz0rz posted...
*To clarify: "unlimited police warnings" means like whenever you break the law, they'll just say okay we'll let you off with a warning this time.


Holy fuck that'd be awesome. I'd never need to worry about speeding or public urination again. Granted, it'd basically be a Ring of Gyges and eventually turn me Chaotic Evil.
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Greenfox111
05/13/17 10:15:10 PM
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finally four pays off
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Red_Frog
05/13/17 10:15:44 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
*To clarify: "unlimited police warnings" means like whenever you break the law, they'll just say okay we'll let you off with a warning this time.

I think I just became the closest thing to a god this world can handle.
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KJ StErOiDs
05/13/17 10:18:52 PM
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1: Food. Got no qualms with that!
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JaH Reborn
05/13/17 10:44:57 PM
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I got video games. Would have preferred the tinder sluts tbqh lmfao.
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Hypochondriathe
05/13/17 10:46:59 PM
#12:


I will never be dehydrated.
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gguirao
05/14/17 1:35:04 PM
#13:


Drugs.
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wwinterj25
05/14/17 1:35:57 PM
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Drinks? Alcoholic I hope.
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Muffinz0rz
05/14/17 7:34:33 PM
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Runner_style posted...
Do I get unlimited money, or just the literal amount of money you'd earn in a lifetime on min wage?

Runner_style posted...
unlimited money

wwinterj25 posted...
Drinks? Alcoholic I hope.

Whatever you desire. So long as it can be classified as a "Drink."
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Mead
05/14/17 7:38:12 PM
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So many people obviously disregard the "choose 1-10 before entering" and just choose the best option in these polls
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InfestedAdam
05/14/17 8:51:35 PM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
Straight cash, homie

Woo! Rule-of-three saved me this time!
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aHappySacka
05/14/17 8:54:28 PM
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Drinks... mochas, smoothies, shakes, tea, rootbeer floats, and soda...

all mine... mwa ha ha ha!
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KogaSteelfang
05/14/17 9:00:25 PM
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Not even joking, I got nothing. >_>
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