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Muffinz0rz
05/13/2017
09:41 PM
#1
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*To clarify: "unlimited police warnings" means like whenever you break the law, they'll just say okay we'll let you off with a warning this time.

How screwed are you?
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TheCyborgNinja
05/13/2017
09:56 PM
#2
I picked two because I have some weird disorder where I write them rotated 180 degrees unless I concentrate... It ties into my mild dyslexia, I assume. That worked out well. Four is by far the best though. You can have unlimited anything if every crime you commit goes unpunished.
"message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888
Muffinz0rz
05/13/2017
09:57 PM
#3
TheCyborgNinja posted...
I picked two because I have some weird disorder where I write them rotated 180 degrees unless I concentrate... It ties into my mild dyslexia, I assume. That worked out well.

Will you rotate your tinder sluts 180 degrees?
Not changing this sig until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010)
BRAVELY DEFAULT: 1075 - 0844 - 9134 + FS: Pumkaboo, Lampent, Dusclops.
TheCyborgNinja
05/13/2017
09:58 PM
#4
Muffinz0rz posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
I picked two because I have some weird disorder where I write them rotated 180 degrees unless I concentrate... It ties into my mild dyslexia, I assume. That worked out well.

Will you rotate your tinder sluts 180 degrees?

Yeah, you've got to for maximum enjoyment.
"message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888
Muffinz0rz
05/13/2017
09:59 PM
#5
TheCyborgNinja posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
I picked two because I have some weird disorder where I write them rotated 180 degrees unless I concentrate... It ties into my mild dyslexia, I assume. That worked out well.

Will you rotate your tinder sluts 180 degrees?

Yeah, you've got to for maximum enjoyment.

Noted. Will try this next time.
Not changing this sig until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010)
BRAVELY DEFAULT: 1075 - 0844 - 9134 + FS: Pumkaboo, Lampent, Dusclops.
Runner_style
05/13/2017
10:01 PM
#6
Number 3 finally pays off. Do I get unlimited money, or just the literal amount of money you'd earn in a lifetime on min wage?
It's time gamers grew up instead of being pissy 5 year olds fighting over the most asinine things.
Zeus
05/13/2017
10:02 PM
#7
I think I responded 1 then 10 with 10 as my final choice, so it went from useful to useless... unless I can sell the stuff. Go all Archer Vice on that shit.

Muffinz0rz posted...
*To clarify: "unlimited police warnings" means like whenever you break the law, they'll just say okay we'll let you off with a warning this time.


Holy fuck that'd be awesome. I'd never need to worry about speeding or public urination again. Granted, it'd basically be a Ring of Gyges and eventually turn me Chaotic Evil.
(\/)(\/)|-|
In Zeus We Trust: All Others Pay Cash
Greenfox111
05/13/2017
10:15 PM
#8
finally four pays off
Don't ask.
Red_Frog
05/13/2017
10:15 PM
#9
Muffinz0rz posted...
*To clarify: "unlimited police warnings" means like whenever you break the law, they'll just say okay we'll let you off with a warning this time.

I think I just became the closest thing to a god this world can handle.
KJ StErOiDs
05/13/2017
10:18 PM
#10
1: Food. Got no qualms with that!
A plethora of DKC-related fanart to numb your mind:
http://kjsteroids.deviantart.com
JaH Reborn
05/13/2017
10:44 PM
#11
I got video games. Would have preferred the tinder sluts tbqh lmfao.
Johnny Allen Hendrix Reborn....the JaH used to be Japanese at Heart, but I no longer think that's cool, so I changed it. <_<
Hypochondriathe
05/13/2017
10:46 PM
#12
I will never be dehydrated.
https://imgur.com/a/LvVFq ?
gguirao
05/14/2017
01:35 PM
#13
Drugs.
Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence.
wwinterj25
05/14/2017
01:35 PM
#14
Drinks? Alcoholic I hope.
One who knows nothing can understand nothing.
http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - http://i.imgur.com/kDysIcd.gif
Muffinz0rz
05/14/2017
07:34 PM
#15
Runner_style posted...
Do I get unlimited money, or just the literal amount of money you'd earn in a lifetime on min wage?

Runner_style posted...
unlimited money

wwinterj25 posted...
Drinks? Alcoholic I hope.

Whatever you desire. So long as it can be classified as a "Drink."
Not changing this sig until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010)
BRAVELY DEFAULT: 1075 - 0844 - 9134 + FS: Pumkaboo, Lampent, Dusclops.
Mead
05/14/2017
07:38 PM
#16
So many people obviously disregard the "choose 1-10 before entering" and just choose the best option in these polls
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead
"I'm Mary Poppins ya'll!"
InfestedAdam
05/14/2017
08:51 PM
#17
Muffinz0rz posted...
Straight cash, homie

Woo! Rule-of-three saved me this time!
"You must gather your party before venturing forth"
"Go for the eyes Boo! Go for the eyes!"
aHappySacka
05/14/2017
08:54 PM
#18
Drinks... mochas, smoothies, shakes, tea, rootbeer floats, and soda...

all mine... mwa ha ha ha!
You are now blinking and breathing manually.
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KogaSteelfang
05/14/2017
09:00 PM
#19
Not even joking, I got nothing. >_>
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