Poll of the Day > My cousin is a certified "niceguy"

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He's almost 30 and lives in his mother's house without paying rent, and doesn't have a steady job, and dropped out of college 3 times, and has $50 in his bank account, and punched his old girlfriend in the face for smoking without him, and routinely tells women to fuck themselves, but he's SUCH a nice guy, and all of those women he likes are idiots because they go after drug dealers and overconfident assholes and not him.

He talked my ear off for a half hour on the phone, and I had to humor him because I'm the "patient" cousin. And he told me never to put "pussy on a pedestal" even though he does that all the time and then gets upset when that same "pussy" just wants to be friends.

This guy will be living a half hour away from me in a few days
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Bet he gets more pussy than you though right.
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That's more of a NEET than anything.
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If only women didn't only love assholes they'd be all over him
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Mead posted...

If only women didn't only love assholes they'd be all over him

If they loved assholes, they'd love him, because he's the type of guy who spits on peoples' walls when he's upset at them.
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Is he... you know. The a-word.

PK_Spam posted...

the type of guy who spits on peoples' walls when he's upset at them.

what the fuck, is this a thing
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DorkLink posted...

Is he... you know. The a-word.

He is

He's the aneurysm of the family, but he's not the diarrhea cousin, or the heart palpitation cousin, so he at least has company down at the bottom
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Blighboy posted...

PK_Spam posted...

the type of guy who spits on peoples' walls when he's upset at them.

what the fuck, is this a thing

Yeah, he argued with him mom quite some time ago about something dumb (I think he kept dirty dishes under his bed instead of taking them to the sink and washing them. When she confronted him about it, he flipped her off and spat all over her door and the hallway wall

Now that I'm thinking about all this. He might have a personality disorder.
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He sounds like if a dog ate its own shit for a few days, then took a shit. He's that one.
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The a-word is autism

Nah, he doesn't exhibit any of the sign/symptoms of the spectrum. He's just a giant dickhead
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Do you have any cool people in your family? I feel like every topic you make about your family is how awful they are

The Vietnamese guy my aunt had her 7th child with is a total badass and an actual nice and pleasant person, in my experience.
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Smarkil posted...

That's more of a NEET than anything.

Yeah, that's definitely more NEET than niceguy. In general, the whole concept behind mocking niceguys is silly because clearly they lack male role models in their lives leading them to believe lies told to them by women about what women want.


PK_Spam posted...

Mead posted...

If only women didn't only love assholes they'd be all over him

If they loved assholes, they'd love him, because he's the type of guy who spits on peoples' walls when he's upset at them.

Then he's clearly not a nice person, let alone a niceguy
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