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They apparently found it necessary to cut my mom's check by 300 dollars, and my brother is leaving so we won't get his rent anymore. we have 600 dollars to spend on 1000 worth of bills and also food.


fuck man what do i do ce? yeah i know get a job but i mean right now
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relax, somehow
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

get a job

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Sell plasma or sperm. Pawn things

Axiom posted...

Sell plasma or sperm. Pawn things

where can i go to sell those things? what are the prerequisites?

chill02 posted...

relax, somehow

why? wtf is that going to do? we're fucked
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Axiom posted...

Sell plasma or sperm. Pawn things

last resort options, probably going to face TC's problem myself next month (not because of my own doing's). i hate relying on others because they can't come through for someone.

what TC needs to do is cut the non-essentials. those go first. maybe pare down essentials if it doesn't get it down enough.

plus they have government food aid if can apply (think the law's work for anyone) able bodied are ****ed because of the limits unless its a part time job they have atm.
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kingdrake2 posted...

Axiom posted...

Sell plasma or sperm. Pawn things

last resort options, probably going to face TC's problem myself next month (not because of my own doing's). i hate relying on others because they can't come through for someone.

what TC needs to do is cut the non-essentials. those go first. maybe pare down essentials if it doesn't get it down enough.

what do you mean by non essentials the two bills that im talking about are water and electricity
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OfferUp
LetGo
Craig's List
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i see how this is, it's one of those choose your own adventure's.

go without water or electricity.... looks like the water goes.
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3khc posted...

OfferUp
LetGo
Craig's List

i have nothing to sell except for my pc and fuck that i just got this thing
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kingdrake2 posted...

i see how this is, it's one of those choose your own adventure's.

go without water or electricity.... looks like the water goes.

eh.
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Look for a job, and if necessary, and as a last resort, use credit cards for a month or 2 till you get a job.
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Returning_CEmen posted...

Look for a job, and if necessary, and as a last resort, use credit cards for a month or 2 till you get a job.

we dont have credit cards
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wtf why do i have to be in college to donate sperm fuck this shit
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

wtf why do i have to be in college to donate sperm fuck this shit

it's free, effective and it pay's.
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Dude, your family needs you. Just get a job. Anything you do will make you more than 400$ a month.. shit.. no brainer

DocileOrangeCup posted...

yeah i know get a job

So why are you asking for advice if you know the answer?
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kingdrake2 posted...

DocileOrangeCup posted...

wtf why do i have to be in college to donate sperm fuck this shit

it's free, effective and it pay's.

wat

Keith_Valentine posted...

Dude, your family needs you. Just get a job. Anything you do will make you more than 400$ a month.. shit.. no brainer

yeah just get a job. i totally forgot. i'll just go to the job store right now brb
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kingdrake2 posted...

DocileOrangeCup posted...

wtf why do i have to be in college to donate sperm fuck this shit

it's free, effective and it pay's.

Until you are sued for child support
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Crazyman93 posted...

DocileOrangeCup posted...

yeah i know get a job

So why are you asking for advice if you know the answer?

because what the fuck am i going to do right now? getting a job right now doesn't mean shit if i won't get paid until a week or 2 after i find one
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i get to have much fun it's You're. and it's the lady's problem if they want to get pregnant.

it never is the man's problem.
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Ask your brother to borrow money? >_>
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

because what the fuck am i going to do right now? getting a job right now doesn't mean shit if i won't get paid until a week or 2 after i find one

go to home depot and wait for a subcontractor to pick you up and use you as manual labor

you'll get paid cash taht day
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

kingdrake2 posted...

DocileOrangeCup posted...

wtf why do i have to be in college to donate sperm fuck this shit

it's free, effective and it pay's.

wat

Keith_Valentine posted...

Dude, your family needs you. Just get a job. Anything you do will make you more than 400$ a month.. shit.. no brainer

yeah just get a job. i totally forgot. i'll just go to the job store right now brb

Omfg. Why don't you already have one? How old are you?

God forbid you have to work or show some fucking responsibility for your family

*puke*

What a brat

Balrog0 posted...

DocileOrangeCup posted...

because what the fuck am i going to do right now? getting a job right now doesn't mean shit if i won't get paid until a week or 2 after i find one

go to home depot and wait for a subcontractor to pick you up and use you as manual labor

you'll get paid cash taht day

i dont know how to do shit though like honestly i would be doing more damage than anything and i cant pay the guy back
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

Crazyman93 posted...

DocileOrangeCup posted...

yeah i know get a job

So why are you asking for advice if you know the answer?

because what the fuck am i going to do right now? getting a job right now doesn't mean shit if i won't get paid until a week or 2 after i find one

If you get a job now, you might be able to stretch bills. When I call the power company they generally have an option along the lines of "press x to discuss a repayment plan" or something like that. You would also be in a better position to get a credit card.

If you need money right now, you need some sort of a loan. You can't get a loan if you have no income.

NeonOctopus posted...

Ask your brother to borrow money? >_>

he's an asshole, he wouldn't do it even if he had 5000 dollars

Keith_Valentine posted...

Omfg. Why don't you already have one? How old are you?

God forbid you have to work or show some fucking responsibility for your family

*puke*

What a brat

oh i get it lol i thought you were serious


le good joek
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

i dont know how to do shit though like honestly i would be doing more damage than anything and i cant pay the guy back

if you just don't want to work, say that
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tennisdude818 posted...

DocileOrangeCup posted...

Crazyman93 posted...

DocileOrangeCup posted...

yeah i know get a job

So why are you asking for advice if you know the answer?

because what the fuck am i going to do right now? getting a job right now doesn't mean shit if i won't get paid until a week or 2 after i find one

If you get a job now, you might be able to stretch bills. When I call the power company they generally have an option along the lines of "press x to discuss a repayment plan" or something like that. You would also be in a better position to get a credit card.

If you need money right now, you need some sort of a loan. You can't get a loan if you have no income.

we cant do that for the rent. they have the ability to kick us out within 3 days of not receiving payment.
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Balrog0 posted...

DocileOrangeCup posted...

i dont know how to do shit though like honestly i would be doing more damage than anything and i cant pay the guy back

if you just don't want to work, say that

that's not it though, i just honestly suck at doing manual labor. if i could get a job working a computer or something i'd be okay.
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When I was a kid we lived off of milk, pound of flour, a few bags of beans and a sack of potatoes for two weeks at a time.

We were accepted by the housing authority and I lived several years in the projects living with the brothas.

Guess that's why I get along and associate with blacks more than I do with most whites.
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Dis guy has to be trolling



everyone has been telling him for 2 years now dat he has to start working but he's just not getting...omg, dis guy is LITERALLY zeroflamecutter, i bet its her alt lmao
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PrettyBoyFloyd posted...

When I was a kid we lived off of milk, pound of flour, a few bags of beans and a sack of potatoes for two weeks at a time.

We were accepted by the housing authority and I lived several years in the projects living with the brothas.

Guess that's why I get along and associate with blacks more than I do with most whites.

okay??
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

wtf why do i have to be in college to donate sperm fuck this shit

Recipients want to ensure that their baby will have a higher IQ
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

tennisdude818 posted...

DocileOrangeCup posted...

Crazyman93 posted...

DocileOrangeCup posted...

yeah i know get a job

So why are you asking for advice if you know the answer?

because what the fuck am i going to do right now? getting a job right now doesn't mean shit if i won't get paid until a week or 2 after i find one

If you get a job now, you might be able to stretch bills. When I call the power company they generally have an option along the lines of "press x to discuss a repayment plan" or something like that. You would also be in a better position to get a credit card.

If you need money right now, you need some sort of a loan. You can't get a loan if you have no income.

we cant do that for the rent. they have the ability to kick us out within 3 days of not receiving payment.

Then I guess you need a job ASAP and a payday loan. If you get a job now, there has to be somebody willing to extend credit long enough to fill the 2 week timing issue you currently have.

Sell Plasma, float the rest on credit cards. Get a fast food job
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Get a job

Stop enabling your mother's laziness
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Villain posted...

DocileOrangeCup posted...

wtf why do i have to be in college to donate sperm fuck this shit

Recipients want to ensure that their baby will have a higher IQ

yeah but how does college help with that

like i can be smart and not be in college
Asherlee10 posted...

Try picking up a server job or bartending. You can get money fast and don't need a lot of experience. Literally can get hired the same day.

Also landscaping companies are hiring now.

dont you have to be 21 to go in a bar?

tennisdude818 posted...

Then I guess you need a job ASAP and a payday loan. If you get a job now, there has to be somebody willing to extend credit long enough to fill the 2 week timing issue you currently have.

yeah but where? like honestly what the hell could my dumbass do that would be valuable enough for somebody to pay me for?
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KiwiTerraRizing posted...

Sell Plasma, float the rest on credit cards. Get a fast food job

WE NO CREDIT


TheGoldenEel posted...

Get a job

Stop enabling your mother's laziness

lmao she can barely walk but i guess that's laziness too amirite
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tennisdude818 posted...

DocileOrangeCup posted...

tennisdude818 posted...

DocileOrangeCup posted...

Crazyman93 posted...

DocileOrangeCup posted...

yeah i know get a job

So why are you asking for advice if you know the answer?

because what the fuck am i going to do right now? getting a job right now doesn't mean shit if i won't get paid until a week or 2 after i find one

If you get a job now, you might be able to stretch bills. When I call the power company they generally have an option along the lines of "press x to discuss a repayment plan" or something like that. You would also be in a better position to get a credit card.

If you need money right now, you need some sort of a loan. You can't get a loan if you have no income.

we cant do that for the rent. they have the ability to kick us out within 3 days of not receiving payment.

Then I guess you need a job ASAP and a payday loan. If you get a job now, there has to be somebody willing to extend credit long enough to fill the 2 week timing issue you currently have.

Having said this, a payday loan would be a last resort if you can't get credit any other way.

DocileOrangeCup posted...

Villain posted...

DocileOrangeCup posted...

wtf why do i have to be in college to donate sperm fuck this shit

Recipients want to ensure that their baby will have a higher IQ

yeah but how does college help with that

like i can be smart and not be in college
Asherlee10 posted...

Try picking up a server job or bartending. You can get money fast and don't need a lot of experience. Literally can get hired the same day.

Also landscaping companies are hiring now.

dont you have to be 21 to go in a bar?

tennisdude818 posted...

Then I guess you need a job ASAP and a payday loan. If you get a job now, there has to be somebody willing to extend credit long enough to fill the 2 week timing issue you currently have.

yeah but where? like honestly what the hell could my dumbass do that would be valuable enough for somebody to pay me for?

Wash dishes, mow lawns, flip burgers. High school kids can do that, so you just need to find a help wanted sign.

DocileOrangeCup posted...

Villain posted...

DocileOrangeCup posted...

wtf why do i have to be in college to donate sperm fuck this shit



Recipients want to ensure that their baby will have a higher IQ


yeah but how does college help with that

Proven success
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

KiwiTerraRizing posted...

Sell Plasma, float the rest on credit cards. Get a fast food job

WE NO CREDIT


TheGoldenEel posted...

Get a job

Stop enabling your mother's laziness

lmao she can barely walk but i guess that's laziness too amirite

Right because everyone with a disability just resigns themself to a life of doing nothing and being Poor

https://www.forbes.com/sites/susanadams/2014/11/04/the-best-jobs-for-people-with-disabilities/
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tennisdude818 posted...

Wash dishes, mow lawns, flip burgers. High school kids can do that, so you just need to find a help wanted sign.

yeah i guess. i think i need an ID for that right? also don't you have to be a high school graduate to do that
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TheGoldenEel posted...

Right because everyone with a disability just resigns themself to a life of doing nothing and being Poor

if she's getting disability payments then that's almost exactly what it means actually

like, statistically speaking at least
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TheGoldenEel posted...

Right because everyone with a disability just resigns themself to a life of doing nothing and being Poor

https://www.forbes.com/sites/susanadams/2014/11/04/the-best-jobs-for-people-with-disabilities/

opps that page cannot be found
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

TheGoldenEel posted...

Right because everyone with a disability just resigns themself to a life of doing nothing and being Poor

https://www.forbes.com/sites/susanadams/2014/11/04/the-best-jobs-for-people-with-disabilities/

opps that page cannot be found

Works for me?
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Villain posted...

DocileOrangeCup posted...

TheGoldenEel posted...

Right because everyone with a disability just resigns themself to a life of doing nothing and being Poor

https://www.forbes.com/sites/susanadams/2014/11/04/the-best-jobs-for-people-with-disabilities/

opps that page cannot be found

Works for me?

the actual list not the post talking about the list
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Go become a pizza delivery boy

You'll get cash tips and if porn sites are to be believed, hot girls will answer the door naked for you
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