Board 8 > B8UCA Monday Night TOMBAT ft. Raven/Sultan, Tom/david

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Current main topic:
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/73554332
UCA Master File:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gnuLaP8bOlDXKbs3Y1Y-8kbLkinD-CSr1K7aKfrQKqo/edit?hl=en&pli=1#
PPV Results:
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MAIN EVENT

Breaking Down: Broken Raven v. TheSultanOfSlam
Can Raven get a hold of himself against a third ed? What's going on with ZeroSignal? Does this REALLY deserve to main event over my good buddies in the Kingdom? FIND OUT TONIGHT

UNDERCARD

Memories: B8UCA Tag Team Champion Tom Bombadil v. Mr. MitB davidponte
I remember when david and Sultan won the belts off me and Boko in much the same randomish fashion they're complaining about now! Mainly though, I remember how they taught us that the THRIVING TAG DIVISION is the hottest thing in UCA. Looks like our #1 contender needs some reminders.

The Quest for Gold: Strife2 v. Master of Taybles edwardsdv
Of course I know what my good buddy Strife has planned! But all you know is that it involves gold. And tonight, that means bad news for eddv!

Sorry bud: B8UCA Tag Team Champion King Apollo_Phoenix v. MajinZidane
we had a good run but I am with the KINGDOM now! so now he has to beat you here and I have to beat you in mercs that's just how it goes

Bummer: greengravy294 v. StifledSilence
Both these guys faced disappointment at Lethal Lottery, but one of them gets back on track tonight!

Reverse Battle Royal: Maniac v. Luster v. Stevie v. Machete v. GTM v. Shad
I have a really bad feeling about whatever CPU and SSW are cooking up for next week's stip. Maniac, I'm prepping you the best way I know how: a MELEE MAYHEM match against the oddest dude(....s) I have handy! (Rules: Heal one per hour, first to seven wins)
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LONG MAY WE VOTE FORM

Raven v. Sultan
Tom v. david
Strife v. eddv
Apollo v. Boko
gravy v. Stifled

HELP ONE PER HOUR
Maniac
Luster
Stevie
Machete
GTM
Shad
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Tom Bombadil posted...

Mainly though, I remember how they taught us that the THRIVING TAG DIVISION is the hottest thing in UCA. Looks like our #1 contender needs some reminders.

Sultan and I are the reason the Tag Division is THRIVING, and I'll show you why tonight.
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Raven
david
eddv
Apollo
Stifled

Heal Maniac
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Sultan
Tom
Strife
Apollo
Stifled

Heal GTM
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Sultan
Tom
Eddv
Boko
Stifled

Help GTM
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Sultan
Tom
Strife
Boko
Stifled

Heal Luster
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Heal Luster
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Raven
Tom
eddv
Boko
gravy

HELP ONE PER HOUR
Stevie
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Sultan
David
Strife
Apollo
Stifled

Heal Emperor Shad
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Sultan
Tom
eddv
Apollo
gravy v

HELP ONE P
Shad
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Tag
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Heal Stevie
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Sultan
david
eddv
Apollo v.
. Stifled

Help maniac
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Sultan
david
eddv
Apollo
gravy

Heal Maniac
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Sultan
Tom
Strife
Apollo
Stifled

This Kingdom-inspired and sponsored Tombat is, without question and without surprise, the greatest Tombat in its history.

You're all very welcome.
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Tom Bombadil posted...

What's going on with ZeroSignal?

Nothing is going on with Zero Signal because he still ceases to exist! I still firmly believe that someone's being funny in the technician room and pulling out the ZSig promos and music! I refuse to let all the hard work I put towards my kingdom go to waste so that the UCA's comic relief can come waltzing back in. These fans want ZSig to return, but I am way above them, just like I'm above ZSig. I am twenty times the man that inferior being ever was, and I'll prove it tonight!

Raven
Tom
eddv
Apollo
Stifled

Help GTM

*Eddv takes control of the match early. He busts Strife's head into the announce desk, and rips off the monitors and cords. The referee tries to get control, only for Eddv to throw Strife onto the table. Strife breaks free and hits a Piledriver on Eddv through the announce table*
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The Titantron flares to life, once again, and an incredibly disgruntled cyborg pointing a camcorder to his faces appears.

Right! So, here's the deal, Maniac. Oi go to all of the trouble of renting a chopper, paying our production team to get a professional view of the set we've set up off the clock, and we got a video package made to hype up our interpromotional match for this belt I still can't get rid of, and it's all going good, we're almost finished with preparing everything... and then the clock strikes, and-

FUCKING.
EVERYTHING WE DID.
RESET ON US.

First time, we went, 'oh hey it's working as intended.' Then we realized that 'oh god it's already working as intended.'

So we hurried it along, since we had everything prepared and just need to do it faster! ...And then one of the interns dropped some of the cable down one of the pits, and it-

FUCKING..
EVERYTHING WE DID.
RESET ON US.
AGAIN!

So, we did it all a THIRD TIME. We knew where everything was going to go, we just shouldn't make any mistakes! ...AND THEN SOMEONE *GLARES OFF-SCREEN* AND I'M NOT NAMING ANY NAMES EXCEPT THEIR LAST NAME RHYMES WITH MALLARD, WALKS IN AND BLOCKS ONE OF THE PROPS WE'RE USING FROM GOING INTO THE HOLES TOO SOON, AND-

FUCKING.
EVERYTHING WE DID.
RESET ON US.
FOR!
A
THIRD FUCKING TIME!

And since THEY'RE not the ones going through it, they weren't doing it all over again today! SO OI AM BY MYSELF. ON A TIME LIMIT. FIXING EVERYTHING UP FOR NEXT WEEK.

AS SUCH, YOU'LL FORGIVE ME FOR BEING A LITTLE CRANKY RIGHT NOW, AND NOT REALLY IN THE MOOD TO BUILD THIS UP- *Gets tossed a Wild Cherry Pepsi* from off-screen.*

"Here, CPU!"

*Opens and takes a gulp, and takes a long breath.* ...Thanks Sal, ...needed that.


...*Really* needed that. ...Still not really in the mood, but Oi'm not shouting anymore, so let's announce what you're in for next week, so Oi can get back to work on getting all of this set up.

Maniac, next week, on- ...I honestly don't remember what show you challenged me out because I was too busy shouting, so fill that blank in yourself- Oi, hereby OFFICIALLY challenge you to the most grueling, maddening and potentially soul-crushing match this has been, and ever WILL be...

WELCOME TO... THE NEW, AND IMPROVED, BLINDFOLDED BILLIARDS ROOM BRAWL.

*And then, the whole room lights up, and the titantron pans out to the top to reveal a maze of over-sized pool balls pits, and a massive glowing countdown clock on the top of the maze walls, displaying a glittering countdown clock.*

...

*Turns and stares at someone off screen.*

"We finished it while you were shouting."

WOT.

"Everyone just needed a short break and we thought it'd be more dramatic if you didn't know we were working on it. We weren't going to have you do all of the work on your own!" *A pair of paws reaches onto screen and hugs the cyborg.*

...Also you thought it'd be hilarious, didn't you Sal. *Grumpily hugs back*

"Well obviously!"

*nods to himself, grinning in spite of himself.*

Well, in any case, now ya know, and have... until whenever the next show is to prepare for this, Maniac! ...If you don't mind... Oi'm going to go lay down for awhile.
*The camcorder and titantron then slowly flicker off, but not before a few last sentences are heard for off screen*

How much time was left in getting it all set up?

"0.0000016423132s of a second!"

...And if you didn't finish?

"Woulda had to do that entire promo over!"

GAAAAAAAHHHHHHH-
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Major announcement!

In light of this encroachment by SSW, I'm in the process of creating a GameFAQs board specifically for UCA! Members will have permanent access and we'll be able to use it for...promos, special matches, and more exclusive content!
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XIII_rocks posted...

Major announcement!

In light of this encroachment by SSW, I'm in the process of creating a GameFAQs board specifically for UCA! Members will have permanent access and we'll be able to use it for...promos, special matches, and more exclusive content!

Oh my god it's the UCAnetwork.
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Hype
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Sultan
david
eddv
Apollo
Stifled

Help Maniac
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*Strife drags Eddv into the ring, only to get a two count. He sets up a second Headcrusher, only to be backdropped onto the canvas. Eddv staggers to his feet, signals to the crowd, and then rocks Strife with a hellacious Eddvantage*
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Help Myself (Maniac)
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Heal Maniac
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Maniac, next week, on- ...I honestly don't remember what show you challenged me out because I was too busy shouting, so fill that blank in yourself- Oi, hereby OFFICIALLY challenge you to the most grueling, maddening and potentially soul-crushing match this has been, and ever WILL be...

WELCOME TO... THE NEW, AND IMPROVED, BLINDFOLDED BILLIARDS ROOM BRAWL.

*And then, the whole room lights up, and the titantron pans out to the top to reveal a maze of over-sized pool balls pits, and a massive glowing countdown clock on the top of the maze walls, displaying a glittering countdown clock.*

I have no idea what that monstrosity is or how we are even supposed to have a match in it but that doesn't matter. I will still defeat you and overcome your horrible stipulation.

So don't worry about "getting rid of" that belt, you won't have it for much longer.

Your reign will be as dead as SEGA consoles.
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And, I assure you in turn, that there'll be a better chance of Advance Wars returning from the grave than there is of you taking this forsaken thing away from me!
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Strife2 posted...

*Strife drags Eddv into the ring, only to get a two count. He sets up a second Headcrusher, only to be backdropped onto the canvas. Eddv staggers to his feet, signals to the crowd, and then rocks Strife with a hellacious Eddvantage*

Now that I have Strife exactly where i want him its a good time for me to give a state of the ed address.

Raven has refused to bend the knee but i have conquered him and claimed the flock for myself but i realized that there was no point continuing on in the frame work that Raven set io but rather to reestablish the Edwards Dynasty - to set up on high as the High Patriarch of the greatest wrestling family of all time.

More details are coming buts its gonna be
...GLORIOUS.
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IhatethisCPU posted...

And, I assure you in turn, that there'll be a better chance of Advance Wars returning from the grave than there is of you taking this forsaken thing away from me!

Then I remain hopeful!

(I really want Advance Wars on the Switch)
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Also if this isn't over Heal Maniac
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(As do I and you have no idea how much that hurt to type. ;-;)
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(there are limits to heel work man)
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I will get to results if nobody else does but it might take me a day or two >_>
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In the meantime we will all mourn the fact that there hasn't been an Advance Wars game in almost a decade.
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(aye... ;_;)
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