Poll of the Day > Cute Girl At Work Called Me A "Baller"

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aDirtyShisno
04/28/17 7:05:35 PM
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She looked at me all sensually and rubbed her fingers together like dollar signs...

(^.^)!

I like this girl and she hasn't wanted to go out with me in the past but lately it's been seeming like she's changing her mind.

Now I've just got to figure out what the fuck is a baller...?

(-.-)'...
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Jen0125
04/28/17 7:06:42 PM
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this happened
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aDirtyShisno
04/28/17 7:07:15 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
this happened
That's correct it did.
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Go_Totodile
04/28/17 7:07:32 PM
#4:


Stop posting.
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aDirtyShisno
04/28/17 7:08:07 PM
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Go_Totodile posted...
Stop posting.
No.
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WalkingWiki
04/28/17 7:09:08 PM
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Go_Totodile posted...
Stop posting.

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aDirtyShisno
04/28/17 7:12:26 PM
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WalkingWiki posted...
Go_Totodile posted...
Stop posting.


aDirtyShisno posted...
Go_Totodile posted...
Stop posting.
No.

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CacciatoPart2
04/28/17 7:20:10 PM
#8:


You are one of the single most unattractive human beings I've ever seen.
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Go_Totodile
04/28/17 7:23:04 PM
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@CacciatoPart2 posted...
You are one of the single most unattractive human beings I've ever seen.


Does anyone still have that image? I still cringe everytime I see it.
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MarioPaint
04/28/17 7:26:17 PM
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Go_Totodile posted...

Does anyone still have that image? I still cringe everytime I see it.


i think @AdrammeIech posted it not too long ago.
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TheCyborgNinja
04/28/17 7:30:36 PM
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When I worked at GS many years ago, this fat white dude used to come in with a basketball jersey that said "baller" on the back and we laughed at him every time.
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CacciatoPart2
04/28/17 8:00:47 PM
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Go_Totodile posted...
@CacciatoPart2 posted...
You are one of the single most unattractive human beings I've ever seen.


Does anyone still have that image? I still cringe everytime I see it.

What Mario said.
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Go_Totodile
04/28/17 8:01:14 PM
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I hope he posts it!
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VapeMassTree
04/28/17 8:11:35 PM
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zgJcC4X

1ZeWqLR

8htrpiY
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Go_Totodile
04/28/17 8:14:59 PM
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lmfao I love you @VapeMassTree
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MonsterZed
04/28/17 8:17:29 PM
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Ew
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Cotton_Eye_Joe
04/28/17 8:26:56 PM
#17:


Haha, you got friend zoned.
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grape_purple
04/28/17 8:30:05 PM
#18:


Tell her you'd take a bullet for her
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aDirtyShisno
04/28/17 8:43:24 PM
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VapeMassTree posted...
8htrpiY

I don't know what this is and I've never posted this before in my life...
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AdrammeIech
05/01/17 1:11:08 PM
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lol
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Junpeiclover
05/01/17 1:24:45 PM
#21:


wow that was dirty but well deserved

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JOExHIGASHI
05/01/17 1:30:36 PM
#22:


aDirtyShisno posted...
She looked at me all sensually and rubbed her fingers together like dollar signs...

(^.^)!

I like this girl and she hasn't wanted to go out with me in the past but lately it's been seeming like she's changing her mind.

Now I've just got to figure out what the fuck is a baller...?

(-.-)'...


A baller is someone with lots of money. She probably changed your mind because she thinks you have money wants you to buy stuff for her.
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-Komaiko54-
05/01/17 1:32:21 PM
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bruh

JOExHIGASHI posted...
A baller is someone with lots of money. She probably changed your mind because she thinks you have money wants you to buy stuff for her.


I thought a baller was a good dancer?
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darcandkharg31
05/01/17 1:34:10 PM
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you guys are terrible, i cringe when i see his picture but i don't post it. damn pedo staches all around, seriously. why the fuck do guys grows that, it looks terrible, this aint the 70's, shave that shit off.
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aDirtyShisno
05/01/17 2:14:47 PM
#25:


JOExHIGASHI posted...
aDirtyShisno posted...
She looked at me all sensually and rubbed her fingers together like dollar signs...

(^.^)!

I like this girl and she hasn't wanted to go out with me in the past but lately it's been seeming like she's changing her mind.

Now I've just got to figure out what the fuck is a baller...?

(-.-)'...


A baller is someone with lots of money. She probably changed your mind because she thinks you have money wants you to buy stuff for her.
I bought her a silver necklace for her birthday last year but she still didn't go out with me.

Come to think of it I don't remember what day her birthday is and it's definitely been almost a year...
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darcandkharg31
05/01/17 2:20:28 PM
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aDirtyShisno posted...
I bought her a silver necklace for her birthday last year but she still didn't go out with me.

red sign man, shes using you, cut it out, go after a another chick.
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aDirtyShisno
05/01/17 2:28:30 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
aDirtyShisno posted...
I bought her a silver necklace for her birthday last year but she still didn't go out with me.

red sign man, shes using you, cut it out, go after a another chick.
I went after two others… and slept with one of them.

Now I'm back to this one lol.
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Erik_P
05/01/17 2:33:11 PM
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aDirtyShisno posted...
darcandkharg31 posted...
aDirtyShisno posted...
I bought her a silver necklace for her birthday last year but she still didn't go out with me.

red sign man, shes using you, cut it out, go after a another chick.
I went after two others… and slept with one of them.

Now I'm back to this one lol.


Sleeping on the couch while she sleeps in a bed isn't sleeping with someone.
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aDirtyShisno
05/01/17 2:36:07 PM
#29:


Erik_P posted...
aDirtyShisno posted...
darcandkharg31 posted...
aDirtyShisno posted...
I bought her a silver necklace for her birthday last year but she still didn't go out with me.

red sign man, shes using you, cut it out, go after a another chick.
I went after two others… and slept with one of them.

Now I'm back to this one lol.


Sleeping on the couch while she sleeps in a bed isn't sleeping with someone.
I'm sorry if you don't know what sex is...
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aDirtyShisno
05/01/17 2:59:10 PM
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Oh and it was funny today... I said something stupid and she was like "I'm going to beat you" and my go to response for that is "you just want an excuse to touch me." Well she said "puh-lease I don't want to touch you" which was mean at first but then she followed it up with "now I'm going to braid your hair!" And she did! She braided my hair for all of like three minutes before taking it out because we were kinda still at work and that so would not have been allowed outside the breakroom lol. So much for not wanting to touch me!
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SmokeMassTree
05/01/17 3:02:45 PM
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Just wow
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Erik_P
05/01/17 3:10:30 PM
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Dude, you're in the friend zone.

She probably thinks you're gay.
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Go_Totodile
05/01/17 3:18:14 PM
#33:


Fucking cringe.

Also the OP seems to subscribe to the ICO philosophy of treating women like objects to be manipulated. Now that's disgusting.
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Smarkil
05/01/17 3:19:02 PM
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I can't even
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Junpeiclover
05/01/17 3:20:46 PM
#35:


Smarkil posted...
I can't even

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DorkLink
05/01/17 3:20:51 PM
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TC needs mental help
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aDirtyShisno
05/01/17 3:30:52 PM
#37:


Go_Totodile posted...
Fucking cringe.

Also the OP seems to subscribe to the ICO philosophy of treating women like objects to be manipulated. Now that's disgusting.
What are you referring to? Honestly?
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supergamer19
05/01/17 3:36:03 PM
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Good luck, bro. If you're in Toronto, I can help change your image a bit. That isn't to say you need to change, but for more mass appeal, you need to go more bro-ish and less "on the spectrum".

Good luck.
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aDirtyShisno
05/01/17 3:44:41 PM
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supergamer19 posted...
Good luck, bro. If you're in Toronto, I can help change your image a bit. That isn't to say you need to change, but for more mass appeal, you need to go more bro-ish and less "on the spectrum".

Good luck.
On the spectrum...?
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TheCyborgNinja
05/01/17 4:13:15 PM
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This reminds me of this chick I knew in grade 10. Me and this other guy both liked her. He let her paint his nails and mess with his hair. Guess who she wanted to be with more? (not him)
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aDirtyShisno
05/01/17 11:24:07 PM
#41:


TheCyborgNinja posted...
This reminds me of this chick I knew in grade 10. Me and this other guy both liked her. He let her paint his nails and mess with his hair. Guess who she wanted to be with more? (not him)
The last girl I slept with had a boyfriend when I started sleeping with her. Then she broke up with him to be with me.

I totally stole her away from him, and I bet if I ever needed to I could do it again.
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DorkLink
05/01/17 11:25:40 PM
#42:


Wow she sounds like a real catch
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wwinterj25
05/01/17 11:30:54 PM
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I'm honestly supposed to believe the TC has had Girlfriends and slept with them without paying for them?
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SmokeMassTree
05/02/17 8:59:42 AM
#44:


wwinterj25 posted...
I'm honestly supposed to believe the TC has had Girlfriends and slept with them without paying for them?


He's openly admitted to paying them.
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BobToxsick
05/02/17 9:58:36 AM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
wwinterj25 posted...
I'm honestly supposed to believe the TC has had Girlfriends and slept with them without paying for them?


He's openly admitted to paying them.


Dude sounds like he works a fast food job, and given his looks I doubt he could afford one
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aDirtyShisno
05/02/17 10:34:35 AM
#46:


BobToxsick posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
wwinterj25 posted...
I'm honestly supposed to believe the TC has had Girlfriends and slept with them without paying for them?


He's openly admitted to paying them.


Dude sounds like he works a fast food job, and given his looks I doubt he could afford one
Security Supervisor.
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OhhhJa
05/02/17 11:21:52 AM
#47:


She just thinks you're good at basketball and would like to play a game of 21 with you sometime
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aDirtyShisno
05/02/17 11:29:10 AM
#48:


OhhhJa posted...
She just thinks you're good at basketball and would like to play a game of 21 with you sometime
I wonder where we're going to find a court?
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Smarkil
05/02/17 11:32:12 AM
#49:


aDirtyShisno posted...
OhhhJa posted...
She just thinks you're good at basketball and would like to play a game of 21 with you sometime
I wonder where we're going to find a court?


It'll probably be the California Superior Court after you're busted for soliciting prostitutes.
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CacciatoPart2
05/02/17 12:40:56 PM
#50:


Smarkil posted...
aDirtyShisno posted...
OhhhJa posted...
She just thinks you're good at basketball and would like to play a game of 21 with you sometime
I wonder where we're going to find a court?


It'll probably be the California Superior Court after you're busted for soliciting prostitutes.

Lmao
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