Board 8 > So, I had a dude flash me their soldier today, a woman tell me she is pregnant..

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INCEPTlON 04/26/17 8:37:11 PM #1:	with the son of god, and finally, we had to call 911 due to a guy clawing at our walls after having about 23 edibles at 20 mg a piece. Today was one of those, not so great days working for the library. Got my Comic Book Club to look forward to tomorrow though. --- 124 Gurus were better than me in BGE 2015 contest! But the best of all was DpObliVion! Congrats! <cite>INCEPTlON posted [p:877970133] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote>with the son of god, and finally, we had to call 911 due to a guy clawing at our walls after having about 23 edibles at 20 mg a piece. Today was one of those, not so great days working for the library. Got my Comic Book Club to look forward to tomorrow though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HanOfTheNekos 04/26/17 8:38:36 PM #2:	Is soldier a euphemism for penis? --- PokePokePokePokePokePokePokePokePokeXXX "Bordate is a pretty shady place, what with the gangs, casinos, evil corporations and water park." -FAHtastic <cite>HanOfTheNekos posted [p:877970211] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote>Is soldier a euphemism for penis?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
INCEPTlON 04/26/17 8:39:37 PM #3:	HanOfTheNekos posted... Is soldier a euphemism for penis? Yup. --- 124 Gurus were better than me in BGE 2015 contest! But the best of all was DpObliVion! Congrats! <cite>INCEPTlON posted [p:877970274] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote><cite>HanOfTheNekos posted...</cite> <quote>Is soldier a euphemism for penis?</quote> Yup.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ProfitProphet 04/26/17 8:39:44 PM #4:	I'd be sleeping so well right now if I ate that much --- Fortune tellers make a killing nowadays. <cite>ProfitProphet posted [p:877970288] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote>I'd be sleeping so well right now if I ate that much</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
whoa 04/26/17 8:40:54 PM #5:	dont mean to beat a dead horse, but once again, I apologize for my behavior. forgot I Wasnt wearing a condom. <cite>whoa posted [p:877970358] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote>dont mean to beat a dead horse, but once again, I apologize for my behavior. forgot I Wasnt wearing a condom.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
INCEPTlON 04/26/17 8:43:55 PM #6:	whoa posted... dont mean to beat a dead horse, but once again, I apologize for my behavior. forgot I Wasnt wearing a condom. You go home and think about what you've done. --- 124 Gurus were better than me in BGE 2015 contest! But the best of all was DpObliVion! Congrats! <cite>INCEPTlON posted [p:877970540] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote><cite>whoa posted...</cite> <quote>dont mean to beat a dead horse, but once again, I apologize for my behavior. forgot I Wasnt wearing a condom.</quote> You go home and think about what you've done.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MysticBrohan 04/26/17 8:45:14 PM #7:	23 edibles just seems unrealistic <cite>MysticBrohan posted [p:877970625] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote>23 edibles just seems unrealistic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 04/26/17 8:47:04 PM #8:	MysticBrohan posted... 23 edibles just seems unrealistic what about 23 "soldiers?" --- This is literally the answer to every argument or debate in the history of humankind... http://imgur.com/a/8xUjQ <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:877970719] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote><cite>MysticBrohan posted...</cite> <quote>23 edibles just seems unrealistic</quote> what about 23 "soldiers?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lopen 04/26/17 8:50:15 PM #9:	As someone who regularly does work for libraries can confirm they're among the foulest hives of gutter trash you'll find. Turns out derelicts find publicly available internet useful at a higher rate than the general public. --- No problem! This is a cute and pop genocide of love! <cite>Lopen posted [p:877970897] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote>As someone who regularly does work for libraries can confirm they're among the foulest hives of gutter trash you'll find. Turns out derelicts find publicly available internet useful at a higher rate than the general public.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
psaltery 04/26/17 8:53:30 PM #10:	Lopen posted... As someone who regularly does work for libraries can confirm they're among the foulest hives of gutter trash you'll find. Turns out derelicts find publicly available internet useful at a higher rate than the general public. Send them to the public showers then. --- Psalm 73:20: As a dream when one awaketh; so, O Lord, when thou awakest, thou shalt despise their image. <cite>psaltery posted [p:877971084] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lopen posted...</cite> <quote>As someone who regularly does work for libraries can confirm they're among the foulest hives of gutter trash you'll find. Turns out derelicts find publicly available internet useful at a higher rate than the general public.</quote> Send them to the public showers then.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChaosTonyV4 04/26/17 8:54:18 PM #11:	Soldier, huh? --- Phantom Dust. <cite>ChaosTonyV4 posted [p:877971123] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote>Soldier, huh?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
INCEPTlON 04/26/17 8:55:11 PM #12:	Lopen posted... As someone who regularly does work for libraries can confirm they're among the foulest hives of gutter trash you'll find. Turns out derelicts find publicly available internet useful at a higher rate than the general public. FACT Big reason why I'm glad i'm a Patron Experience Librarian. My focus is on putting together programs for the public to enjoy. Thankfully all my programs skew to a demographic I jive with. Sometimes I have to do standard Reference Librarian work and that is when I get the loons. --- 124 Gurus were better than me in BGE 2015 contest! But the best of all was DpObliVion! Congrats! <cite>INCEPTlON posted [p:877971170] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote><cite>Lopen posted...</cite> <quote>As someone who regularly does work for libraries can confirm they're among the foulest hives of gutter trash you'll find. Turns out derelicts find publicly available internet useful at a higher rate than the general public.</quote> FACT Big reason why I'm glad i'm a Patron Experience Librarian. My focus is on putting together programs for the public to enjoy. Thankfully all my programs skew to a demographic I jive with. Sometimes I have to do standard Reference Librarian work and that is when I get the loons.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mnkboy907 04/26/17 8:57:49 PM #13:	Was it at least a nice soldier? --- Our brackets went under, but DpObliVion's lived to tell the tale. http://i.imgur.com/gw03gl7.png - Number of people that D'awwed: 101 <cite>mnkboy907 posted [p:877971294] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote>Was it at least a nice soldier?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bane_Of_Despair 04/26/17 9:02:08 PM #14:	Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks --- Bane Lord have mercy on my soul, I've had a good run but I can't run anymore. Just put me down <cite>Bane_Of_Despair posted [p:877971557] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote>Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
INCEPTlON 04/26/17 9:04:20 PM #15:	mnkboy907 posted... Was it at least a nice soldier? Dude wasn't even at full mast for me The disrespect --- 124 Gurus were better than me in BGE 2015 contest! But the best of all was DpObliVion! Congrats! <cite>INCEPTlON posted [p:877971691] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote><cite>mnkboy907 posted...</cite> <quote>Was it at least a nice soldier?</quote> Dude wasn't even at full mast for me The disrespect</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ProfitProphet 04/26/17 9:05:51 PM #16:	That's on you --- Fortune tellers make a killing nowadays. <cite>ProfitProphet posted [p:877971782] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote>That's on you</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
INCEPTlON 04/26/17 9:08:05 PM #17:	ProfitProphet posted... That's on you Is not --- 124 Gurus were better than me in BGE 2015 contest! But the best of all was DpObliVion! Congrats! <cite>INCEPTlON posted [p:877971908] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote><cite>ProfitProphet posted...</cite> <quote>That's on you</quote> Is not</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NFUN 04/26/17 9:16:41 PM #18:	Bane_Of_Despair posted... Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks Especially when they're such a good size and all. So many people fuck in the bowels of my school's library. --- Thus is our treaty written, thus is our agreement made. Thought is the arrow of time; memory never fades. What was asked is given; the price is paid. ARF <cite>NFUN posted [p:877972387] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote><cite>Bane_Of_Despair posted...</cite> <quote>Our daddy taught us not to be ashamed of our dicks</quote> Especially when they're such a good size and all. So many people fuck in the bowels of my school's library.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
azuarc 04/26/17 9:23:29 PM #19:	When I worked at the library, it wasn't the greatest of public facilities, but I don't think I ever had that much crazy in one day. A week? Yeah, maybe. There was probably a week somewhere like that. <cite>azuarc posted [p:877972766] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote>When I worked at the library, it wasn't the greatest of public facilities, but I don't think I ever had that much crazy in one day. A week? Yeah, maybe. There was probably a week somewhere like that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lich_Sandro 04/26/17 9:26:04 PM #20:	INCEPTlON posted... HanOfTheNekos posted... Is soldier a euphemism for penis? Yup. Oh, I thought that was a typo of something --- Natwaf congratulates DpObliVion, Winner of the 2015 BGE Guru contest! Despite, ya know, destroying my entry personally <cite>Lich_Sandro posted [p:877972908] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote><cite>INCEPTlON posted...</cite> <quote><cite>HanOfTheNekos posted...</cite> <quote>Is soldier a euphemism for penis?</quote> Yup.</quote> Oh, I thought that was a typo of something</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
INCEPTlON 04/26/17 9:28:34 PM #21:	azuarc posted... When I worked at the library, it wasn't the greatest of public facilities, but I don't think I ever had that much crazy in one day. A week? Yeah, maybe. There was probably a week somewhere like that. In all my years of working between Parks and Rec and Libraries, I've never had a day like this with so many incidences. --- 124 Gurus were better than me in BGE 2015 contest! But the best of all was DpObliVion! Congrats! <cite>INCEPTlON posted [p:877973067] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote><cite>azuarc posted...</cite> <quote>When I worked at the library, it wasn't the greatest of public facilities, but I don't think I ever had that much crazy in one day. A week? Yeah, maybe. There was probably a week somewhere like that.</quote> In all my years of working between Parks and Rec and Libraries, I've never had a day like this with so many incidences.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bane_Of_Despair 04/26/17 9:30:29 PM #22:	INCEPTlON posted... working Parks and Rec ok right now tell us who are you on Parks and Rec --- Bane Lord have mercy on my soul, I've had a good run but I can't run anymore. Just put me down <cite>Bane_Of_Despair posted [p:877973186] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote><cite>INCEPTlON posted...</cite> <quote>working Parks and Rec</quote> ok right now tell us who are you on Parks and Rec</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
INCEPTlON 04/26/17 9:47:38 PM #23:	Bane_Of_Despair posted... INCEPTlON posted... working Parks and Rec ok right now tell us who are you on Parks and Rec .....Leslie --- 124 Gurus were better than me in BGE 2015 contest! But the best of all was DpObliVion! Congrats! <cite>INCEPTlON posted [p:877974072] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote><cite>Bane_Of_Despair posted...</cite> <quote><cite>INCEPTlON posted...</cite> <quote>working Parks and Rec</quote> ok right now tell us who are you on Parks and Rec</quote> .....Leslie</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bane_Of_Despair 04/26/17 9:50:36 PM #24:	Leslie is top tier best character along with Ron so congrats --- Bane Lord have mercy on my soul, I've had a good run but I can't run anymore. Just put me down <cite>Bane_Of_Despair posted [p:877974252] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote>Leslie is top tier best character along with Ron so congrats</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Llarian 04/27/17 3:31:34 PM #25:	psaltery posted... Lopen posted... As someone who regularly does work for libraries can confirm they're among the foulest hives of gutter trash you'll find. Turns out derelicts find publicly available internet useful at a higher rate than the general public. Send them to the public showers then. That is simply the restrooms. Real story from a library coworker who is still in desperate need of brain bleach. INCEPTlON posted... FACT Big reason why I'm glad i'm a Patron Experience Librarian. My focus is on putting together programs for the public to enjoy. Thankfully all my programs skew to a demographic I jive with. Sometimes I have to do standard Reference Librarian work and that is when I get the loons. Truth. My ref librarian friend told me a tale of a person who brought in a piece of wood with a book page nailed to it and was asking which book it came from. 10/10 for presentation there, patron friend. --- essentially shizuo "eat your vitamins and say your prayers" heiwajima in an apron. <cite>Llarian posted [p:878018480] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote><cite>psaltery posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Lopen posted...</cite> <quote>As someone who regularly does work for libraries can confirm they're among the foulest hives of gutter trash you'll find. Turns out derelicts find publicly available internet useful at a higher rate than the general public.</quote> Send them to the public showers then.</quote> That is simply the restrooms. Real story from a library coworker who is still in desperate need of brain bleach. <cite>INCEPTlON posted...</cite> <quote> FACT Big reason why I'm glad i'm a Patron Experience Librarian. My focus is on putting together programs for the public to enjoy. Thankfully all my programs skew to a demographic I jive with. Sometimes I have to do standard Reference Librarian work and that is when I get the loons.</quote> Truth. My ref librarian friend told me a tale of a person who brought in a piece of wood with a book page nailed to it and was asking which book it came from. 10/10 for presentation there, patron friend.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Punnyz 04/27/17 3:38:17 PM #26:	I've never heard Soldier mean Penis --- https://i.imgur.com/qBpLe47.png http://i.imgur.com/25MHSn1.gif <cite>Punnyz posted [p:878018853] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote>I've never heard Soldier mean Penis</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 04/27/17 3:44:37 PM #27:	Punnyz posted... Penis --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:878019283] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote><cite>Punnyz posted...</cite> <quote>Penis</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrGreenonion 04/27/17 5:24:20 PM #28:	There's gotta be some relevant Metal Gear Solid quotes about soldiers that would work in this context. --- SuperNiceDog didn't have to reconcile his name... But Dauntless Hunter is now MrGreenonion <cite>MrGreenonion posted [p:878025616] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote>There's gotta be some relevant Metal Gear Solid quotes about soldiers that would work in this context.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Raka_Putra 04/27/17 5:44:54 PM #29:	What are edibles? Anything like lunchables? --- Fuhlt nicht durch dich Sarastro Todesschmerzen, So bist du meine Tochter nimmermehr-- eeeeeeeeeeeeeeehr. <cite>Raka_Putra posted [p:878026997] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote>What are edibles? Anything like lunchables?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 04/27/17 5:55:43 PM #30:	Raka_Putra posted... What are edibles? Anything like lunchables? They are either penises or food items, usually sweets, that have been made with cannabis so that you get high when you eat them. --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:878027735] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote><cite>Raka_Putra posted...</cite> <quote>What are edibles? Anything like lunchables?</quote> They are either penises or food items, usually sweets, that have been made with cannabis so that you get high when you eat them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BowserCuffs 04/27/17 5:58:05 PM #31:	ImTheMacheteGuy posted... They are either penises or food items, usually sweets, that have been made with cannabis What!? Am I just reading this wrong due to sleep deprivation? --- Everyone's best is different. You can't always be the best, but you can always do your best. <cite>BowserCuffs posted [p:878027885] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote><cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted...</cite> <quote>They are either penises or food items, usually sweets, that have been made with cannabis</quote> What!? Am I just reading this wrong due to sleep deprivation?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Raka_Putra 04/27/17 6:00:46 PM #32:	That's not how you read it, I think Machete said that the world means either - Penises, or - Food items, usually sweets, made with cannabis And thanks! --- Fuhlt nicht durch dich Sarastro Todesschmerzen, So bist du meine Tochter nimmermehr-- eeeeeeeeeeeeeeehr. <cite>Raka_Putra posted [p:878028085] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote>That's not how you read it, I think Machete said that the world means either - Penises, or - Food items, usually sweets, made with cannabis And thanks!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ProfitProphet 04/27/17 6:05:53 PM #33:	He was joking about penises --- Fortune tellers make a killing nowadays. <cite>ProfitProphet posted [p:878028403] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote>He was joking about penises</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
INCEPTlON 04/27/17 6:15:36 PM #34:	Bane_Of_Despair posted... Leslie is top tier best character along with Ron so congrats Absolutely agree. --- 124 Gurus were better than me in BGE 2015 contest! But the best of all was DpObliVion! Congrats! <cite>INCEPTlON posted [p:878028979] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote><cite>Bane_Of_Despair posted...</cite> <quote>Leslie is top tier best character along with Ron so congrats</quote> Absolutely agree.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 04/27/17 6:16:48 PM #35:	Raka_Putra posted... That's not how you read it, I think Machete said that the world means either - Penises, or - Food items, usually sweets, made with cannabis And thanks! Yes, this is right. I did realize my wording was sub-optimal but I didn't bother doing anything about it >_> --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:878029049] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote><cite>Raka_Putra posted...</cite> <quote>That's not how you read it, I think Machete said that the world means either - Penises, or - Food items, usually sweets, made with cannabis And thanks!</quote> Yes, this is right. I did realize my wording was sub-optimal but I didn't bother doing anything about it >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BowserCuffs 04/27/17 6:20:34 PM #36:	Okay, good, I was reading it wrong. Thanks. --- Everyone's best is different. You can't always be the best, but you can always do your best. <cite>BowserCuffs posted [p:878029282] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote>Okay, good, I was reading it wrong. Thanks.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PostCrisisJ2 04/27/17 6:30:53 PM #37:	I go to my library nearly every day and have yet to run to any weird people. Well today there was a bunch of old people there. It also helps that it's rather small. They are having a con this weekend though that I'm thinking about going to so there maybe some weird encounters there. Also what's a Patron Experience Librarian? --- spritual powah will never die Don't be shy to drop a PM to me, I'm always open for conversation. <cite>PostCrisisJ2 posted [p:878029911] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote>I go to my library nearly every day and have yet to run to any weird people. Well today there was a bunch of old people there. It also helps that it's rather small. They are having a con this weekend though that I'm thinking about going to so there maybe some weird encounters there. Also what's a Patron Experience Librarian?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
INCEPTlON 04/28/17 11:12:04 AM #38:	PostCrisisJ2 posted... I go to my library nearly every day and have yet to run to any weird people. Well today there was a bunch of old people there. It also helps that it's rather small. They are having a con this weekend though that I'm thinking about going to so there maybe some weird encounters there. Also what's a Patron Experience Librarian? These are staff members who focus more on creating community programs. I host a Teen Game Night, Comic Book Club, Citizenship Trivia for those trying to pass the Citizenship exam and I do a quarterly Fake News Program teaching people how to tell the difference between the real and fake stuff. --- 124 Gurus were better than me in BGE 2015 contest! But the best of all was DpObliVion! Congrats! <cite>INCEPTlON posted [p:878074336] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote><cite>PostCrisisJ2 posted...</cite> <quote>I go to my library nearly every day and have yet to run to any weird people. Well today there was a bunch of old people there. It also helps that it's rather small. They are having a con this weekend though that I'm thinking about going to so there maybe some weird encounters there. Also what's a Patron Experience Librarian?</quote> These are staff members who focus more on creating community programs. I host a Teen Game Night, Comic Book Club, Citizenship Trivia for those trying to pass the Citizenship exam and I do a quarterly Fake News Program teaching people how to tell the difference between the real and fake stuff.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Raka_Putra 04/29/17 2:32:59 AM #39:	Man that sound like a LOT of fun. --- Fuhlt nicht durch dich Sarastro Todesschmerzen, So bist du meine Tochter nimmermehr-- eeeeeeeeeeeeeeehr. <cite>Raka_Putra posted [p:878124716] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote>Man that sound like a LOT of fun.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
INCEPTlON 04/29/17 7:56:29 AM #40:	Raka_Putra posted... Man that sound like a LOT of fun. Its a good field and I'm lucky I fell into it. --- 124 Gurus were better than me in BGE 2015 contest! But the best of all was DpObliVion! Congrats! <cite>INCEPTlON posted [p:878131466] in So, I had ... [t:75282802]...</cite> <quote><cite>Raka_Putra posted...</cite> <quote>Man that sound like a LOT of fun.</quote> Its a good field and I'm lucky I fell into it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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