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RchHomieQuanChi
04/18/17 2:17:50 PM
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This is one of the posts on it:

I worked at a grocery a few years back and I would always "tip" hot girls who wore low-cut tank tops or short shorts in the summer by giving them an extra $5 or $10 in their change. One girl caught on to my scheme and she had a nice big set of 36D's that she would always show off in a low cut pink tank and wiggle her ass in tight short shorts --- I even gave her a few $20's in her change whenever she came in the store --- I didnt give a fuck because it wasnt my money I was giving away LOL
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Tappor
04/18/17 2:18:41 PM
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RchHomieQuanChi posted...
I have nothing else to say

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TheFuzz3451
04/18/17 2:19:13 PM
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What the fuck

I'll bet that dude has some kind of fetish for that

But that's still theft
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DrizztLink
04/18/17 2:19:30 PM
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thisisboris2
04/18/17 2:20:38 PM
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wtf
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glitteringfairy
04/18/17 2:20:44 PM
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@OrtegaTron

Fuck shoplifters. Hope they all die
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Metua
04/18/17 2:21:17 PM
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Sunhawk
04/18/17 2:21:32 PM
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RchHomieQuanChi posted...
This is one of the posts on it:

I worked at a grocery a few years back and I would always "tip" hot girls who wore low-cut tank tops or short shorts in the summer by giving them an extra $5 or $10 in their change. One girl caught on to my scheme and she had a nice big set of 36D's that she would always show off in a low cut pink tank and wiggle her ass in tight short shorts --- I even gave her a few $20's in her change whenever she came in the store --- I didnt give a fuck because it wasnt my money I was giving away LOL


This guy has the right idea. Most stores don't treat their employees very well, so who cares if the company loses money.

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OrtegaTron
04/18/17 2:22:05 PM
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Some people are legit in need, but most are scum.
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OpheliaAdenade
04/18/17 2:23:24 PM
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but don't their cash registers have to add up or something? :u
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Schwarber
04/18/17 2:23:26 PM
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Are you sure this wasn't on /thishappened or whatever it is?

OpheliaAdenade posted...
but don't their cash registers have to add up or something? :u



Exactly, so either he was paying the the difference himself at the end of his shift, he was fired, or it's a bunch of bs
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green butter
04/18/17 2:24:25 PM
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the shoplifting sub is fascinating. that and the opiates sub are interesting because you get to see people who are living lives they know are very destructive but are weirdly honest about it, in a way. it's very sad to read but it also gives you some perspective
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RchHomieQuanChi
04/18/17 2:26:52 PM
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Sunhawk posted...
RchHomieQuanChi posted...
This is one of the posts on it:

I worked at a grocery a few years back and I would always "tip" hot girls who wore low-cut tank tops or short shorts in the summer by giving them an extra $5 or $10 in their change. One girl caught on to my scheme and she had a nice big set of 36D's that she would always show off in a low cut pink tank and wiggle her ass in tight short shorts --- I even gave her a few $20's in her change whenever she came in the store --- I didnt give a fuck because it wasnt my money I was giving away LOL


This guy has the right idea. Most stores don't treat their employees very well, so who cares if the company loses money.



Even if the store treats me like shit, I'd rather not give my co-workers a headache to deal with and I like actually earning my money so nah.
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tremain07
04/18/17 2:27:35 PM
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They're full of shit. No man would just give money away to a woman without getting his dick touched by them.
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daftpunk_mk5
04/18/17 2:30:01 PM
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Schwarber posted...
Are you sure this wasn't on /thishappened or whatever it is?

OpheliaAdenade posted...
but don't their cash registers have to add up or something? :u



Exactly, so either he was paying the the difference himself at the end of his shift, he was fired, or it's a bunch of bs


Are you seriously suggesting that a person is lying on the internet??????
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Schwarber
04/18/17 2:33:22 PM
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I just don't get why people would entertain such a crap story. If you're going to make something up, at least make it good.
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Cookie Bag
04/18/17 2:36:06 PM
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Schwarber posted...
Are you sure this wasn't on /thishappened or whatever it is?

OpheliaAdenade posted...
but don't their cash registers have to add up or something? :u



Exactly, so either he was paying the the difference himself at the end of his shift, he was fired, or it's a bunch of bs

it's reddit, so most likely the bolded part.
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Xeno14
04/18/17 2:36:20 PM
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daftpunk_mk5 posted...
Schwarber posted...
Are you sure this wasn't on /thishappened or whatever it is?

OpheliaAdenade posted...
but don't their cash registers have to add up or something? :u



Exactly, so either he was paying the the difference himself at the end of his shift, he was fired, or it's a bunch of bs


Are you seriously suggesting that a person is lying on the internet??????

at least make it a believable lie.
any place counts their drawers, and if you are short on a regular basis, you are going to get looked at. They may over look it for something under a $1, but $20 is going to draw focus
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GallisOTK
04/18/17 2:37:42 PM
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At first I read the topic title as "Wtf there's a reddit for Shitposters"
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Anarchy_Juiblex
04/18/17 2:38:42 PM
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RchHomieQuanChi posted...
I even gave her a few $20'


If I employed someone and their till was off by $40 or more I'd call the police on them.
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Balrog0
04/18/17 2:42:53 PM
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Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
RchHomieQuanChi posted...
I even gave her a few $20'


If I employed someone and their till was off by $40 or more I'd call the police on them.


lol
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gatorsPENSbucs
04/18/17 2:44:00 PM
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Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
RchHomieQuanChi posted...
I even gave her a few $20'


If I employed someone and their till was off by $40 or more I'd call the police on them.

The very first time? Hmm, I can guess you're not a boss and most likely never will.
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KingTumbleweed
04/18/17 2:45:08 PM
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GallisOTK posted...
At first I read the topic title as "Wtf there's a reddit for Shitposters"

That's everywhere on reddit.
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DoctorVader
04/18/17 2:47:36 PM
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There are ways to manipulate the registers guys. It's not that unbelievable.
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Ampelas
04/18/17 2:47:44 PM
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Anarchy_Juiblex posted...
RchHomieQuanChi posted...
I even gave her a few $20'


If I employed someone and their till was off by $40 or more I'd call the police on them.

You wouldn't just call the police. You'd call the police.
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Cookie Bag
04/18/17 2:59:22 PM
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GallisOTK posted...
At first I read the topic title as "Wtf there's a reddit for Shitposters"

It's called GameFAQS
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teepan95
04/18/17 3:01:44 PM
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There's a largeish shoplifting community on Tumblr too
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GallisOTK
04/18/17 3:06:55 PM
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Cookie Bag posted...
GallisOTK posted...
At first I read the topic title as "Wtf there's a reddit for Shitposters"

It's called GameFAQS

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Mal_Fet
04/18/17 3:18:20 PM
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RchHomieQuanChi posted...
This is one of the posts on it:

I worked at a grocery a few years back and I would always "tip" hot girls who wore low-cut tank tops or short shorts in the summer by giving them an extra $5 or $10 in their change. One girl caught on to my scheme and she had a nice big set of 36D's that she would always show off in a low cut pink tank and wiggle her ass in tight short shorts --- I even gave her a few $20's in her change whenever she came in the store --- I didnt give a fuck because it wasnt my money I was giving away LOL

And a week later he was fired after his bank consistently came up short.

That, or he's a liar fishing for upvotes.
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Cookie Bag
04/18/17 3:22:35 PM
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GOATTHlEF posted...
What kind of shitty manager doesn't catch that in the end of night books crocognaw

The ones that work in thishappenedland
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Butterfiles
04/18/17 3:23:14 PM
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Shin Kudo
04/18/17 3:32:30 PM
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Fake like most of the stories on reddit
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