Board 8 > Immune Han in UotY tonight and get a 150-word short story written about you!

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That's right! If you immune me in UotY tonight, I will write a story in this topic of 150 words about you. Not only that, but you get to declare a plot point about the story!

Additionally, if I move on to the next round of UotY, I will do a ranking topic of Zelda BotW provinces! It might take me awhile to finish the game, but I'll start the topic with the areas I currently know and add on to it as I go!

:D
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I already voted but can I still get one
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I was already planning to, but yay bonus!
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Who are you?

does this mean if i boot you i owe you 150 words
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150 words? Unacceptable.

175 words, take it or leave it.
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SupremeZero posted...

150 words? Unacceptable.

175 words, take it or leave it.

Fine. 175 words.


ninkendo posted...

I already voted but can I still get one

My round starts tonight! You can vote then! :)


3DSRage posted...

Who are you?

Imagine a scruffy-looking smuggler type surrounded by cats.


Bridgecar posted...

does this mean if i boot you i owe you 150 words

Yes.
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bomp
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Story about Vaz or no sale.
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this is unethical and tempting
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Terastodon posted...

Story about Vaz or no sale.

You get to declare a key point about the story! If you want it to be about Vaz, it can be!
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Oh sweet.
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write a story where I defeat NGamer64 and save the board from tyranny
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Include a swimming pool full of coleslaw in my story plz.
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I immuned you
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Immune'd

plot point: your gf has sex with me because she agrees BOTW has bad music
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eaedwards6400 posted...

I immuned you

Gimme a plot point
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Important topic
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Aggressive bump
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Literally bumping instead of writing stories.
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My plot point is football?
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Where's the story? I can delete my post
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btw can you confirm if Cokes is actually going to rank our albums or not
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQFxmAdyKcg
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Terastodon posted...

Literally bumping instead of writing stories.

I was at my grandmother's house.
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Wait does it have to be tonight what if I want to do it tomorrow
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VeryInsane posted...

Wait does it have to be tonight what if I want to do it tomorrow

I might offer more incentives later, but this one is for tonight.

@Terastodon

The Bird and the Bee

Vaz’kar unfurled his wings. With a show of force, the four red feathered appendages flew out, creating a small gust. His beak clicked and his eyes narrowed on the humanoid in front of him.

“You will permit me entrance to this event, or I will drop you from such a height that you may sprout wings and fly yourself!”

The cowering humanoid nodded and allowed Vaz’kar to pass. He strode forth, entering through the doorway. These fools thought they could keep out Vaz’kar, the magnificent? There was no member of the birdlike Aerian race as great as he.

Soon, Vaz’kar found himself sitting in a seat with a plastic sign hanging from his neck. On it, the number 6.

“Contestant six, please step forward. Your word is semaphore.”

Vaz’kar scoffed. This was not how he meant to enter the event. Still, he thought he’d give it a go.

He lost.
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@MariaTaylor

New Leadership

Everything had gone according to NGamer64’s plan. After years of running UotY, he had given up the reins. Watching as others hosted the event, he laughed. All the pawns were in place, and soon, the board would be his.

As soon as the year’s crown would be given to SteinerShocker, the previous year’s winner, then the contest would be over. The first repeat winner would cause the board to go into a frenzy, and SBAllen would be forced to give the board’s control over to a new admin. And who better than the one who actually ran UotY well?

NGamer watched as his victory approached, but his door slammed open!

“Not so fast, user NGamer64!” Maria had entered the scene!

“No! You can’t stop me! It is too late!”

“That’s what you think! Luster, hit it.”

Luster spoke, “RUNNING PROGRAM save_us.maria.”

“NOOOOO!” shouted NGamer as Maria sealed his soul away.




@StifledSilence

The Orgastic Green Light

Stifled gave up. He tried so hard to help his friends out, but they never budged. His cousin accidentally killed someone, the girl he had been seeing was really just a bitch. Stifled would do anything for his friends, but maybe they were just who they were.

On the ride home, he got a call from his rich pal Ulti. “Say chap, stop on by and bring Daisy will ya? I’ve got the most beautiful shirt I’d like to show her.”

Stifled knew that Daisy was driving Ulti’s car when she hit the woman crossing the street, but she had ditched it. The police might know whose it was. Hopefully, Ulti had enough of an alibi. He was innocent, after all.

Stifled took one look at his cousin’s house as he passed and pulled into Ulti’s driveway. Sadly, Ulti was found dead, shot and floating in his coleslaw-filled swimming pool.



@foolm0r0n

4'33

Han and his girlfriend had recently had a row. She just started playing his copy of Breath of the Wild, but complained incessantly about the silence.

“I just need some cheery tunes as I play, you know?” she said. Instead of letting the ambience and environment of the game pull her in, she sat there singing old Zelda songs poorly. At least, they might have been Zelda songs?

Anyway, Han quickly ditched the girl. No sense in hanging on to someone who couldn’t handle sparsity in sound design.

His now-ex had different plans. She wanted to find someone who shared her love for constant music, so she found the group of people who didn’t like BotW’s sound design. There were like five people.

Most couldn’t hear her because they all were holding boom boxes that constantly played music. One brown fellow, foolmo, stood out.

“Ey babe let’s fuck.”

They did.
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Maria likes this
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um I didn't say your ex-gf has sex with me
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foolm0r0n posted...

um I didn't say your ex-gf has sex with me

she is my girlfriend. Just in the story, we break up.
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@eaedwards6400

... plot point?

eaed was generally a pretty smart guy. However, here he was in a rut. Watching the people go back and forth in the field in front of him, chasing a brown ball while doing dance routines… he was as confused as he had ever been.

“Hey man, you know what those guys are playing?” asked a fellow walking by.

“… football?” replied eaed.

As he continued watching, suddenly he noticed something weird. The players had begun hitting each other with bats. He thought that kind of behavior was uncalled for, so he ran down to stop the game.

The players were not big fans of this. They turned on him quickly, and he was soon beat. As he lay there bleeding, one tall girl asked him: “Any last words?”

“… football?” replied eaed.

“Hey, great idea!”

eaed went on to play quarterback for the team that won the local tournament.
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Well, I meant more what if I wanted to do it tomorrow morning >_>

Anyway, my last stand against the Boot/Immune Police and their boots
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Haha excellent. Poor Ulti though damn.
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I already did and you know that I was going to anyway, but why not?
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I'll have to catch up on this tomorrow.

Make sure you all leave plot points, so that I have some inspiration!
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Hm. Wickle wants to be a skateboarder for some reason. So there's my topic thingy.
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@SupremeZero

Well, We're Waiting

SupremeZero sat by his window, sighing. Staring outside, he saw no beauty, no wonder. Inside, he felt nothing but total apathy. Persona 5 had been delayed… AGAIN. For Zero, the hype was too much for so many years, but just before he received that fabled game, he once again had it pulled away from his reach. If only there was some way to speed up the process.

Just then, he got an idea. There WAS a way to speed up the process. If he took the development studio and had them work in a plane that flew against the Earth’s rotation, then they would go back in time and the game would come out faster! He ran to his rich friend Ulti’s house and asked him to borrow a plane. “To bring us phantom thiefs!” he said, for reasoning.

Ulti allowed him to borrow a plane, which he flew to Atlus’s headquarters. “Behold, a way to release the game sooner!”

The head brass were intrigued by his promise, but ultimately said no to his suggestion.



@VeryInsane

X-Men VI: The Last Stand

It was the far future, in a dystopian society. This was a world where disease ran rampant, and dance was forbidden. Those who wanted to dance were labeled as nutjobs. The most ill… was VeryInsane.

VI wanted to dance like no other. He had practiced in secret for all his life, and found an exquisite pair of dancing boots from the old world. He soon would shine on the underground.

The Boot/Immune Police caught wind of this, and went to seek him out. The Police of this world had one job – prevent dance. And they had one defining characteristic – immunity to disease. They quickly found VI and accosted him.

“I will fight for my rights!” shouted VI as he defended himself by doing pirouettes and tendus. The police merely started beating him down with their boots, kicking until he lay on the ground, damaged forever.

He would never stand again.




@BlueCrystalTear

Badger Badger Badger Badger...

Andy had jumped the canyon. He told his pals that he was going and they scoffed at him. But he did. He climbed onto his hoverboard and ramped over the chasm. He succeeded. I mean, his friends knew that he was going to, but chose to stay at home and watch March Madness. Andy scoffed back, as the Badgers weren’t even playing!

On his way home, a man asked him if he was going to jump the canyon. Andy said he already did, but “why not” and did so again. This time, he was filmed and quickly became an internet sensation. He was invited to talk shows, started a new YouTube channel, and convinced most people that Mudkip was the best.

Soon, he was relaxing at home with his friends, watching March Madness. Unfortunately, the Wisconsin Badgers lost. Then his friends asked him to jump the canyon.

“I already did.”



@WickIebee

For Some Reason...

Wickle was a pretty happy guy. He was doing alright for himself. However, one evening, he was playing a game of D&D and accidentally rolled three sixes in a row. Smoke filled the room and a devil appeared.

“Foolish mortal, now I will possess you and force you to do my bidding!”

Wickle screamed but had no defense as he felt the entity enter his body. Then, he knew there was one thing he had to do, by the devil’s wishes.

Be a skateboarder.

Now this wasn’t the easiest task. First Wickle had to scrounge up the money to buy a board, then actually learn. He did not have an easy time. His balance was wonky, and he fell often. Eventually, Tony Hawk saw him failing, and came by to say “stick with bikes dude”.

The devil was so embarrassed that he stopped possessing Wickle. Then Wickle ate some chips.
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150 words is much less than it initially seems i'm glad i didn't bite here
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Steiner posted...

150 words is much less than it initially seems i'm glad i didn't bite here

Well, to be fair... to write 150 words about these dweebs must be taxing.

Mine is great and worth the Immune, thank you kind sir!
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The plural of Phantom "thiefs" is Phantom Thieves.

Learn to English, Han, ffs.
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3DSRage posted...

Steiner posted...

150 words is much less than it initially seems i'm glad i didn't bite here

Well, to be fair... to write 150 words about these dweebs must be taxing.

tell me about it

Lol that was funny.
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Bump
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That was great. I fell the only time I tried to ride a skateboard.

Of course, I fell because I tried to ollie up my driveway (yes, it was uphill). I proceeded to realize I was a moron and shouldn't try to skateboard. I stuck to bikes.
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Not much time left!
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Mayhap I should offer this deal AGAIN!?
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Mayhaps
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HanOfTheNekos posted...

Badger Badger Badger Badger...

Andy had jumped the canyon. He told his pals that he was going and they scoffed at him. But he did. He climbed onto his hoverboard and ramped over the chasm. He succeeded. I mean, his friends knew that he was going to, but chose to stay at home and watch March Madness. Andy scoffed back, as the Badgers weren’t even playing!

On his way home, a man asked him if he was going to jump the canyon. Andy said he already did, but “why not” and did so again. This time, he was filmed and quickly became an internet sensation. He was invited to talk shows, started a new YouTube channel, and convinced most people that Mudkip was the best.

Soon, he was relaxing at home with his friends, watching March Madness. Unfortunately, the Wisconsin Badgers lost. Then his friends asked him to jump the canyon.

“I already did.”

This is great, xD. Thanks Han! :)
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