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nayr626
04/10/17 8:28:35 PM
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sktgamer_13dude
04/10/17 8:28:57 PM
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Go_Totodile
04/10/17 8:29:42 PM
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Peggy Hill
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The Eternal Flame
04/10/17 8:30:21 PM
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"Why aren't you voting?"
"Because my candidate's handshake has no character."
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Howl
04/10/17 8:30:50 PM
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That's my purse!

Also... "I gave you one job and what did you do? You blew it."
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The Eternal Flame
04/10/17 8:31:01 PM
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"An all Texas superbowl?"
"*smiles* His will be done."
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DezCaughtIt
04/10/17 8:32:13 PM
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Tfw ur favorite is in the OP


DZfDGgR
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Southernfatman
04/10/17 8:32:23 PM
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"Are you gay?"
"What? No. I sell propane."

or

"You gave him a loaded shotgun?"
"Well you don't give a toy without batteries."
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RebelElite791
04/10/17 8:32:31 PM
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sktgamer_13dude
04/10/17 8:32:55 PM
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Touch
04/10/17 8:33:39 PM
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That boy ain't right
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Shotgunnova
04/10/17 8:35:12 PM
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Southernfatman posted...
"Are you gay?"
"What? No! I sell propane."
lol, this was the first one that came to mind.
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__aCEr__
04/10/17 8:39:27 PM
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Good God, Hank! You look like that fella killed the other fella.
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Zack_Attackv1
04/10/17 8:43:58 PM
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Gravityfare
04/10/17 8:46:24 PM
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"Are you gay?"
"What, no, I sell propane!"
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Medz8606
04/10/17 8:59:32 PM
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It's not what it looks like I was calling the police I swear
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JlM
04/10/17 9:14:45 PM
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Well, the one that's stuck with my wife and I the most :

"I just started fresh ice, so don't jostle the trays".
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Pittsburgh
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Howl
04/10/17 10:06:54 PM
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And let the record show that Mr. Hill really knows his pornography.
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fan357
04/10/17 10:14:18 PM
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John Redcorns gay and we've been friends for years!
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ClockworkHare
04/10/17 10:14:30 PM
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United_World
04/10/17 10:17:53 PM
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"Why do you hate everything you don't understand, dad?"
"I don't hate you, Bobby."

*Long Pause*
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Nomadic View
04/10/17 10:19:52 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGam9QQIua4


Terrible quality, but it's the only clip I saw on YouTube.
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mustachedmystic
04/10/17 10:20:06 PM
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I'd always thought of propane as a dignified lady. But she's not just clean burning, she can also be a dirty girl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8umKvP6Rca4

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OpenlyGator
04/10/17 10:20:57 PM
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Bwaaah!

mtQPj13
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refmon
04/10/17 10:21:01 PM
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RebelElite791 posted...
6am and already the boy ain't right

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Chad-Henne
04/10/17 10:21:04 PM
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Phantom_Nook
04/10/17 10:21:13 PM
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"Mr. Hill, I just got my first period."

BWAAAAAH!
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Doe
04/10/17 10:22:46 PM
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"Would like a drink baby?"

*they both say 'sure,' then glare at each other*

"How did he know I wanted a drink?"
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TheFuriousInch
04/10/17 10:26:21 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYuP2cjeKVY

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gatorsPENSbucs
04/10/17 10:27:14 PM
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04/10/17 10:29:09 PM
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Chad-Henne
04/10/17 10:33:28 PM
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Mormaurd
04/10/17 10:52:14 PM
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In my day the principal was the meanest son of a bitch God ever put on one leg, he'd lean on a desk with both hands and swing his leg at you, then when you were standing there shocked the one legged man would kick you he'd bite you!
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mustachedmystic
04/10/17 10:54:38 PM
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The only woman I'm pimping is sweet lady propane! And I'm tricking her out all over this town.

Unfortunately, I couldn't find a clip of this line.
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Darmik
04/10/17 11:04:09 PM
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gatorsPENSbucs posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_CaZ4EAexQ


Yep. Came here to say;
"So...are you Chinese or Japanese?"
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KILBOTz
04/10/17 11:06:39 PM
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Darkninja42
04/10/17 11:16:30 PM
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Off of the top of my head, probably when it's shown that everybody else speaks gibberish from Boomhauer's point of view.
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Skywalker82
04/10/17 11:17:05 PM
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Mormaurd
04/10/17 11:18:21 PM
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Darkninja42 posted...
Off of the top of my head, probably when it's shown that everybody else speaks gibberish from Boomhauer's point of view.

The episode where they're volunteer firefighters. That was a great episode.
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Darkninja42
04/10/17 11:19:10 PM
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Mormaurd posted...
Darkninja42 posted...
Off of the top of my head, probably when it's shown that everybody else speaks gibberish from Boomhauer's point of view.

The episode where they're volunteer firefighters. That was a great episode.

One of my favorites
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Maeiv
04/10/17 11:24:19 PM
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As an Asian person...

ARE YOU CHINESE OR JAPANESE?

I'm Laotian!

ARE YOU CHINESE OR JAPANESE?
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gatorsPENSbucs
04/10/17 11:54:22 PM
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Mormaurd posted...
Darkninja42 posted...
Off of the top of my head, probably when it's shown that everybody else speaks gibberish from Boomhauer's point of view.

The episode where they're volunteer firefighters. That was a great episode.

Definitely one of the funniest episodes they had.
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Gravityfare
04/11/17 12:05:18 AM
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hahaha I remember that episode. "Dang ole man dad gum tell you what, fire"
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Gravityfare
04/11/17 12:06:40 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdyGfiIirD8

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gatorsPENSbucs
04/11/17 9:37:29 AM
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Doom_Art
04/11/17 9:47:03 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KTsywB6GNQ

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SK8T3R215
04/11/17 9:48:57 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnxOWGgCjck

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D-Lo_BrownTown
04/11/17 9:51:43 AM
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eston
04/11/17 9:53:38 AM
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"John Redcorn, do your people celebrate Thanksgiving?"
"We did. Once."
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