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DyingPancake 04/11/17 9:54:32 AM #51:	The "are you gay" line is probably one of the funniest lines in any cartoon, but since that's been said I've always found this line hilarious HANK: It's your fault I was born in New York and I can't drive my truck and I tried a bagel and actually liked it. No, no more lies -- I loved that bagel! --- Under a cold October sky, I wait I had ice cream with quincy2000a! <cite>DyingPancake posted [p:876975933] in Whats your... [t:75222700]...</cite> <quote>The "are you gay" line is probably one of the funniest lines in any cartoon, but since that's been said I've always found this line hilarious HANK: It's your fault I was born in New York and I can't drive my truck and I tried a bagel and actually liked it. No, no more lies -- I loved that bagel!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 04/11/17 10:31:41 AM #52:	The end of the episode where Peggy and dale work on animal stuffing together and they end up making one with squirrels and they turn on the power and it smells, and she says "for that I am sorry." Then the power turns out. "And that." --- Pokemon Moon FC: 1994-2190-5020 IGN: Vanessa <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:876977698] in Whats your... [t:75222700]...</cite> <quote>The end of the episode where Peggy and dale work on animal stuffing together and they end up making one with squirrels and they turn on the power and it smells, and she says "for that I am sorry." Then the power turns out. "And that."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LittleBirdy 04/11/17 10:56:41 AM #53:	NOBODY TURNS DOWN DEBBIE GRUND! Well I just did. --- Make my thought of you complete <cite>LittleBirdy posted [p:876978949] in Whats your... [t:75222700]...</cite> <quote>NOBODY TURNS DOWN DEBBIE GRUND! Well I just did.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
weapon_d00d816 04/11/17 11:00:54 AM #54:	(Dale talking about Hank going to prison) "I can show you how to make a bomb out of a roll of toilet paper and a stick of dynamite." --- SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG <cite>weapon_d00d816 posted [p:876979187] in Whats your... [t:75222700]...</cite> <quote>(Dale talking about Hank going to prison) "I can show you how to make a bomb out of a roll of toilet paper and a stick of dynamite."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Southernfatman 04/11/17 11:03:08 AM #55:	Another one: What does your shirt say Hank? Satan rules? --- http://i.imgur.com/hslUvRN.jpg When I sin I sin real good. <cite>Southernfatman posted [p:876979311] in Whats your... [t:75222700]...</cite> <quote>Another one: What does your shirt say Hank? Satan rules?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
D-Lo_BrownTown 04/11/17 2:26:40 PM #56:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIlAMz-gm6g --- http://i.imgur.com/DKL8I5X.jpg https://i.imgur.com/i482A1L.jpg <cite>D-Lo_BrownTown posted [p:876990981] in Whats your... [t:75222700]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIlAMz-gm6g</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ForestLogic 04/11/17 2:29:17 PM #57:	sktgamer_13dude posted... Pocket sand! Nailed it in the very first reply. --- AKA Level 36 ForestWanderer / ObjectiveLogic http://www.poorcouplesfoodguide.com - Pizza Time! <cite>ForestLogic posted [p:876991138] in Whats your... [t:75222700]...</cite> <quote><cite>sktgamer_13dude posted...</cite> <quote>Pocket sand!</quote> Nailed it in the very first reply.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlephZero 04/11/17 2:30:00 PM #58:	Dale: "In the future both men and women will visit the gynecologist, but only women will get their money's worth." Or this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAIbBQjU5ks --- "There is value in segregation." - qwertyman2002 01001100 01010101 01000101 00100000 00110100 00110000 00110010 <cite>AlephZero posted [p:876991181] in Whats your... [t:75222700]...</cite> <quote>Dale: "In the future both men and women will visit the gynecologist, but only women will get their money's worth." Or this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAIbBQjU5ks</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DanielCormier 04/11/17 2:36:21 PM #59:	HANK: A man came by from the Shiney Pines trailer park, and he said you still got a trailer there. LUANNE: No I don't, it tipped over. HANK: But it's still there. LUANNE: No, it tipped over! HANK: Luanne, let me try to explain. I have a beer can. I tip it over. Now, is it still there? LUANNE: I can't live in a beer can. I can live in a trailer, but I don't have a trailer because the trailer tipped over! --- http://i.imgur.com/YmrwIJx.jpg <cite>DanielCormier posted [p:876991551] in Whats your... [t:75222700]...</cite> <quote>HANK: A man came by from the Shiney Pines trailer park, and he said you still got a trailer there. LUANNE: No I don't, it tipped over. HANK: But it's still there. LUANNE: No, it tipped over! HANK: Luanne, let me try to explain. I have a beer can. I tip it over. Now, is it still there? LUANNE: I can't live in a beer can. I can live in a trailer, but I don't have a trailer because the trailer tipped over!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 04/11/17 2:37:51 PM #60:	Ballpark nachos; you don't buy them, you just rent them. --- Ave, true to Caesar. <cite>chill02 posted [p:876991656] in Whats your... [t:75222700]...</cite> <quote>Ballpark nachos; you don't buy them, you just rent them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm 04/11/17 2:45:39 PM #61:	Hank: Acupuncture? What the hell is that? Louanne: It's where they stick needles in your skin then set them on fire. Hank: If anyone ever tried that on me I'd kick his ass. gets acupuncture done https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc86v21R-uA --- I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom http://i.imgur.com/9gYddqW.jpg <cite>Were_Wyrm posted [p:876992157] in Whats your... [t:75222700]...</cite> <quote>Hank: Acupuncture? What the hell is that? Louanne: It's where they stick needles in your skin then set them on fire. Hank: If anyone ever tried that on me I'd kick his ass. gets acupuncture done https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qc86v21R-uA</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 04/11/17 2:46:10 PM #62:	Darkninja42 posted... Mormaurd posted... Darkninja42 posted... Off of the top of my head, probably when it's shown that everybody else speaks gibberish from Boomhauer's point of view. The episode where they're volunteer firefighters. That was a great episode. One of my favorites Or Dale being all buff in his version of the story --- http://i.imgtc.com/BOhYeOg.jpg <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:876992184] in Whats your... [t:75222700]...</cite> <quote><cite>Darkninja42 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Mormaurd posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Darkninja42 posted...</cite> <quote>Off of the top of my head, probably when it's shown that everybody else speaks gibberish from Boomhauer's point of view.</quote> The episode where they're volunteer firefighters. That was a great episode.</quote> One of my favorites</quote> Or Dale being all buff in his version of the story</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lightsasori 04/11/17 2:51:12 PM #63:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlK0acJFn3U --- "Yare yare daze" ~ Jotaro Kujo "Children are pure, they know who's the strongest." ~ MaskDeSmith <cite>Lightsasori posted [p:876992491] in Whats your... [t:75222700]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlK0acJFn3U</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 04/11/17 3:27:06 PM #64:	Maybe I should tie the long hair on your head to the short hair on your ass and kick you down the street! --- http://i.imgtc.com/BOhYeOg.jpg <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:876994609] in Whats your... [t:75222700]...</cite> <quote>Maybe I should tie the long hair on your head to the short hair on your ass and kick you down the street!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Returning_CEmen 04/11/17 3:29:52 PM #65:	HANK: All right, here's the deal. I don't believe in that gobbledygook about a subconscious or any other witchcraft. I won't take pills, I won't let you hypnotize or molest me. PHILIP: Well, I can help you without using witchcraft, pills or molestation, but it won't be easy. --- http://i.imgtc.com/BOhYeOg.jpg <cite>Returning_CEmen posted [p:876994759] in Whats your... [t:75222700]...</cite> <quote>HANK: All right, here's the deal. I don't believe in that gobbledygook about a subconscious or any other witchcraft. I won't take pills, I won't let you hypnotize or molest me. PHILIP: Well, I can help you without using witchcraft, pills or molestation, but it won't be easy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Wedge Antilles 04/11/17 3:31:03 PM #66:	"That's why they call you Pa, cause you're pa-thetic" "And that's why they call you Ma, cause you're always riding ma ass" Something like that. Got a chuckle out of me. --- I used the knife. I saved a child. I won a war. God forgive me. <cite>Wedge Antilles posted [p:876994818] in Whats your... [t:75222700]...</cite> <quote>"That's why they call you Pa, cause you're pa-thetic" "And that's why they call you Ma, cause you're always riding ma ass" Something like that. Got a chuckle out of me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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