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thecolorgreen
04/03/17 5:43:33 PM
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my current plan is to respond to the usual "Can I help you find something?" With "Yea, do you guys have 'Relationship with the Cute Cashier' for the real life system?"
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Lil69Leo
04/03/17 5:45:06 PM
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Ah manager is called and you are asked to leave.
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BlackScythe0
04/03/17 5:47:19 PM
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You may find it surprising that the girl isn't at gamestop to get creeped on by random basement dwellers.
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Stupid Pirate Guy
04/03/17 5:48:28 PM
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thecolorgreen posted...
my current plan is to respond to the usual "Can I help you find something?" With "Yea, do you guys have 'Relationship with the Cute Cashier' for the real life system?"

This sounds fool proof. Congrats on all the puss you're about to be smashing.
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JOExHIGASHI
04/03/17 5:53:27 PM
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good plan

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Tezlok
04/03/17 5:57:40 PM
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thecolorgreen posted...
my current plan is to respond to the usual "Can I help you find something?" With "Yea, do you guys have 'Relationship with the Cute Cashier' for the real life system?"

film it when you do this
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Jen0125
04/03/17 6:10:40 PM
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as a girl who used to be a cashier at gamestop, don't. she doesn't want to go out with you.
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green dragon
04/03/17 6:11:53 PM
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Guys guys guys

This is a joke topic. C'mon. It has to be
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Ihateyou
04/03/17 6:14:45 PM
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You would have to be be physically attractive for that shit to work, so dont
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GanonsSpirit
04/03/17 6:18:52 PM
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The trick is not asking her out while she's working. First, you gotta follow her home when she gets off work. Then, stake out her place until she goes somewhere other then her workplace. After that, you just have to ask her out there, whether it's a bar, her nephew's birthday party, or a date with her boyfriend. This is a 10/10 strat that CANNOT fail.
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thecolorgreen
04/03/17 6:18:55 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
as a girl who used to be a cashier at gamestop, don't. she doesn't want to go out with you.


you aint never had love at first sight with a customer?
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Rottenmonk
04/03/17 6:35:40 PM
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First, cut a hole in a box...
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Mead
04/03/17 6:51:07 PM
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Tell her you can set her up with a job when her store closes

She'll swoon
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dedbus
04/03/17 7:21:10 PM
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The rest of this advice is pretty good do not breath or in anyway make your existence apparent to them. They hate that.
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Jen0125
04/03/17 7:24:09 PM
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thecolorgreen posted...
you aint never had love at first sight with a customer?


no. 80% of the guys that go in there are smelly, greasy and have no social skills.
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Ogurisama
04/03/17 7:36:45 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
thecolorgreen posted...
you aint never had love at first sight with a customer?


no. 80% of the guys that go in there are smelly, greasy and have no social skills.

You can smell it when you enter one. It is pretty bad.
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wah_wah_wah
04/03/17 7:44:07 PM
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Doesn't sound like you stand to lose anything by trying. You might feel awkward the next time you go into GameStop if you fail, but you really shouldn't be going to GameStop anyway.
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MICHALECOLE
04/03/17 7:48:59 PM
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The trick is to get her outside of GameStop. Sit outside there while she is on her shift. When she leaves follow her home. Make sure you stay two to three cars behind her so she doesn't notice you. Find out where she lives. Study her. Watch her. Hopefully she has a window you can see inside.

After a couple months of that you'll know enough about her to trick her into thinking she has all the same interests as you.
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DorkLink
04/03/17 7:53:51 PM
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The only sound advice in this topic is from Zang, and even that is half-joking. But he doesn't have a bad idea; try striking up a conversation about a game and see if she plays it, and then see if she'd be interested in playing it with you.


Also, don't even bother asking her out at all if you rely on this GameStop to get games from. I'd only ever ask out employees if it's a place I never intend to patronize again.
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nurlen
04/03/17 7:58:33 PM
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If you do it, do it with confidence. And, as always, do not listen to Jen.
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Jen0125
04/03/17 8:01:19 PM
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Yeah don't listen to the only person that's been a female cashier at gamestop. Solid advice.
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knivesX2004
04/03/17 8:03:22 PM
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Do people just not know how to talk to other people any more?
Ask her for a game rec or something, and then come back after you play the game, thank her, talk to her about it, repeat repeat.
It's all about repetition and making her feel comfortable around you.
Don't throw out (shitty) pickup lines. Make yourself stand out from all the other people who awkwardly ask her out.
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MICHALECOLE
04/03/17 8:09:04 PM
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knivesX2004 posted...
Do people just not know how to talk to other people any more?
Ask her for a game rec or something, and then come back after you play the game, thank her, talk to her about it, repeat repeat.
It's all about repetition and making her feel comfortable around you.
Don't throw out (shitty) pickup lines. Make yourself stand out from all the other people who awkwardly ask her out.

So when does he get to stick his thing inside of her?
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mastermix3000
04/03/17 8:09:42 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Yeah don't listen to the only person that's been a female cashier at gamestop. Solid advice.


bruh don't take it personal they're clearly trolling

idk I wouldn't do it because any girl working at GS gets hit on unless she is extremely uggo and they rarely if ever get hired
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Hypochondriathe
04/03/17 8:11:26 PM
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Offer her a better job.
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Jen0125
04/03/17 8:12:33 PM
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mastermix3000 posted...
bruh don't take it personal they're clearly trolling


I don't take anything personally on the internet.

Nurlen just has a weird hate boner for me.
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Erik_P
04/03/17 8:15:16 PM
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You should pull your pants down and ask her what she thinks.
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Zeus
04/03/17 8:16:04 PM
#29:


Jen0125 posted...
thecolorgreen posted...
you aint never had love at first sight with a customer?


no. 80% of the guys that go in there are smelly, greasy and have no social skills.


What if he's in the 20%? Plus she could smell, be greasy, and have no social skills because, after all, she's in a gamestop >_>
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Erik_P
04/03/17 8:22:17 PM
#30:


Zeus posted...
Jen0125 posted...
thecolorgreen posted...
you aint never had love at first sight with a customer?


no. 80% of the guys that go in there are smelly, greasy and have no social skills.


What if he's in the 20%? Plus she could smell, be greasy, and have no social skills because, after all, she's in a gamestop >_>


Right, retail stores all hire greasy slobs that don't care about their appearance.
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-Komaiko54-
04/03/17 8:28:17 PM
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That sounds hilariously cheesy
you should do what that other guy said about building your way up and ask her for some recommendations

Erik_P posted...
Zeus posted...
Jen0125 posted...
thecolorgreen posted...
you aint never had love at first sight with a customer?


no. 80% of the guys that go in there are smelly, greasy and have no social skills.


What if he's in the 20%? Plus she could smell, be greasy, and have no social skills because, after all, she's in a gamestop >_>


Right, retail stores all hire greasy slobs that don't care about their appearance.


could be a front for the job, she gets all greasy when she's at home
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shadowsword87
04/03/17 8:29:48 PM
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Zeus posted...
Jen0125 posted...
thecolorgreen posted...
you aint never had love at first sight with a customer?


no. 80% of the guys that go in there are smelly, greasy and have no social skills.


What if he's in the 20%? Plus she could smell, be greasy, and have no social skills because, after all, she's in a gamestop >_>


Don't ask people out where they work.
Doooon't. No never ever do that ever.
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Hypochondriathe
04/03/17 8:31:09 PM
#33:


shadowsword87 posted...
Zeus posted...
Jen0125 posted...
thecolorgreen posted...
you aint never had love at first sight with a customer?


no. 80% of the guys that go in there are smelly, greasy and have no social skills.


What if he's in the 20%? Plus she could smell, be greasy, and have no social skills because, after all, she's in a gamestop >_>


Don't ask people out where they work.
Doooon't. No never ever do that ever.


This. Follow her home, and ask her out there.
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Mead
04/03/17 8:32:41 PM
#34:


shadowsword87 posted...
Don't ask people out where they work.
Doooon't. No never ever do that ever.


This so much. They're being nice because they're paid to provide pleasant customer service, not because they're into you.
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JOExHIGASHI
04/03/17 8:34:57 PM
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you should do a cartwheel first to impress her
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-Komaiko54-
04/03/17 10:07:17 PM
#36:


Mead posted...
shadowsword87 posted...
Don't ask people out where they work.
Doooon't. No never ever do that ever.


This so much. They're being nice because they're paid to provide pleasant customer service, not because they're into you.


I second this instead now
Just don't make it obvious, say like "hey funny running into you"
I know this is too late in the thread but you got any pics tho
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wwinterj25
04/03/17 10:13:16 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
as a girl who used to be a cashier at gamestop, don't. she doesn't want to go out with you.

I agree with Jens advice here. Although not Gamestop I've worked in a retail store called Argos over here in the UK that sell many things including video games and it's the same deal there. I'd actually go as far to say most retail staff don't want to be hit on. They are there doing a job not out on the pull.
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Lightning Bolt
04/03/17 10:13:46 PM
#38:


shadowsword87 posted...
Don't ask people out where they work.
Doooon't. No never ever do that ever.

Why come?
I wouldn't mind whatsoever getting asked out where I work. Hell, if they have reason to be in the lab in the first place they're probably good people.
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Lobomoon
04/03/17 10:15:03 PM
#39:


Show her you pokemans.

3NP9YYQ
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shadowsword87
04/03/17 10:20:12 PM
#40:


Lightning Bolt posted...
Why come?
I wouldn't mind whatsoever getting asked out where I work. Hell, if they have reason to be in the lab in the first place they're probably good people.


Because:
1. They can't leave the situation if they say, "no" and it gets awkward AF.
2. If they say "no", you still have to do business with you, and it's awkward AF.
3. They're f***ing working and are being paid to not treat you like garbage so you have literally no idea what they're like outside of work (I know I act differently at work).
4. It's the most awkward f***ing thing ever, no stop, don't ever do that.
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jsb0714
04/03/17 10:22:18 PM
#41:


Ogurisama posted...
Jen0125 posted...
thecolorgreen posted...
you aint never had love at first sight with a customer?


no. 80% of the guys that go in there are smelly, greasy and have no social skills.

You can smell it when you enter one. It is pretty bad.

Uh, the store or the guy?
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Snuggletoof
04/03/17 10:26:52 PM
#42:


knivesX2004 posted...
Do people just not know how to talk to other people any more?
Ask her for a game rec or something, and then come back after you play the game, thank her, talk to her about it, repeat repeat.
It's all about repetition and making her feel comfortable around you.
Don't throw out (shitty) pickup lines. Make yourself stand out from all the other people who awkwardly ask her out.

This is the only legitimate advice. Chat them up until you feel like they're comfortable with you. If you aren't on a first name basis, you shouldn't be asking someone out. Ya know, treat them like an actual person.
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CountessRolab
04/03/17 10:27:48 PM
#43:


in college, i once had a fat old guy leave me a love note at work. he had really nice penmanship. no joke.
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Snuggletoof
04/03/17 10:29:33 PM
#44:


shadowsword87 posted...
Lightning Bolt posted...
Why come?
I wouldn't mind whatsoever getting asked out where I work. Hell, if they have reason to be in the lab in the first place they're probably good people.


Because:
1. They can't leave the situation if they say, "no" and it gets awkward AF.
2. If they say "no", you still have to do business with you, and it's awkward AF.
3. They're f***ing working and are being paid to not treat you like garbage so you have literally no idea what they're like outside of work (I know I act differently at work).
4. It's the most awkward f***ing thing ever, no stop, don't ever do that.

It's only awkward if you make it awkward. First step to that is using that shitty pick up line. Don't do that for sure.
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Snuggletoof
04/03/17 10:30:01 PM
#45:


CountessRolab posted...
in college, i once had a fat old guy leave me a love note at work. he had really nice penmanship. no joke.

Awww, that's sweet.
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shadowsword87
04/03/17 10:32:11 PM
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Snuggletoof posted...
It's only awkward if you make it awkward. First step to that is using that s***ty pick up line. Don't do that for sure.


Yeah if you're a smooth talking god, then it's fine.
But if you're a person who is asking someone out where they work, you're not a smooth talking god.

Also you're starting off in a worse position, because it's awful and nobody wants to go through with that.
Just f***ing stop.
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Lightning Bolt
04/03/17 10:42:05 PM
#47:


shadowsword87 posted...
1. They can't leave the situation if they say, "no" and it gets awkward AF.
2. If they say "no", you still have to do business with you, and it's awkward AF.
3. They're f***ing working and are being paid to not treat you like garbage so you have literally no idea what they're like outside of work (I know I act differently at work).


Oh so it's just a service industry thing you meant?
Hell, even so I used to love it when chicks gave me their number while I was working at Wendy's.
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nurlen
04/03/17 11:06:14 PM
#48:


Fuck, why all these absolutes? People here suck at giving advice. Do you think she gets hit on a lot? Typically people don't like it if it happens to them a lot, and don't mind or like it if it's uncommon. Or she gets hit on a lot & could like it but brush it off. Or none of it. They don't always get annoyed or offended or whatever. Why risk an eternal 'what if' because of a stupid reason like they're at their job? Play the odds and be genuine. And watch Office Space. If she says no, play it cool then and after. No reason it has to be awkward.
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ss4parrothair
04/03/17 11:13:36 PM
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Go in there and ask if she wants to see your joystick.
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Ogurisama
04/03/17 11:14:07 PM
#50:


jsb0714 posted...
Ogurisama posted...
Jen0125 posted...
thecolorgreen posted...
you aint never had love at first sight with a customer?


no. 80% of the guys that go in there are smelly, greasy and have no social skills.

You can smell it when you enter one. It is pretty bad.

Uh, the store or the guy?

Some stores smell like sweaty nerds. So the store.
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