Poll of the Day > How old were you when you first had sex?

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ss4parrothair
03/31/17 10:46:17 PM
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Hmmmm?
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SusanGreenEyes
03/31/17 10:47:54 PM
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18
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Bugmeat
03/31/17 10:48:56 PM
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Consentual? 12.
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EvilMegas
03/31/17 10:51:20 PM
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PimpMyRhydon
03/31/17 10:53:26 PM
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Dikitain
03/31/17 10:55:23 PM
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22, 19 if you count anal.
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wwinterj25
03/31/17 11:16:07 PM
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Never have.
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Sensual_T_Rex
03/31/17 11:18:01 PM
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Dikitain posted...
22, 19 if you count anal.


YOU KNOW WE DO!!!!



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Muscles36
03/31/17 11:19:24 PM
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19
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EclairReturns
03/31/17 11:24:42 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Never have.


What the virgin said. :)
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ssj4supervegeta
03/31/17 11:26:33 PM
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i have not had sex.
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wwinterj25
03/31/17 11:29:18 PM
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EclairReturns posted...
wwinterj25 posted...
Never have.


What this virgin said. :)


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berniepanders
03/31/17 11:37:21 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Never have.

hahahahahaha i fucking knew it
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CyborgSage00x0
03/31/17 11:42:34 PM
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Bugmeat posted...
Consentual? 12.

wut

Anyways, 15 or 16, can't quite recall.
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wwinterj25
03/31/17 11:43:40 PM
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berniepanders posted...
hahahahahaha i fucking knew it


You're late. I'd image most posters on PotD here already know it. It's not like I keep it a secret.
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SunWuKung420
03/31/17 11:45:45 PM
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17.
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GrimCyclone
03/31/17 11:47:41 PM
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Too young to be specific.
Pussy is pretty much the best part of my life.
Can't think of anything I'd rather do.

You can look me up online.
I'm known as Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6_93gTYWmM&t=2m18s
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AverageBoss
03/31/17 11:53:56 PM
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N/A
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Mead
03/31/17 11:55:03 PM
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19
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Zangulus
03/31/17 11:57:46 PM
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23 if I remember rightly.
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berniepanders
03/31/17 11:57:56 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
berniepanders posted...
hahahahahaha i fucking knew it


You're late. I'd image most posters on PotD here already know it. It's not like I keep it a secret.

whatever you gotta tell yourself to reclaim dignity, ya 30+ year old virgin hahahahahahahahaha
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wwinterj25
04/01/17 12:00:25 AM
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berniepanders posted...
whatever you gotta tell yourself to reclaim dignity, ya 30+ year old virgin hahahahahahahahaha


What a shocking revelation!
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berniepanders
04/01/17 12:01:24 AM
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no i mean really, the fact that you've reached late adulthood and are approaching middle age without ever once having the sort of intimate connection with another human being that would lead to sex says a lot about you, and none of it is good
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wwinterj25
04/01/17 12:03:06 AM
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berniepanders posted...
no i mean really, the fact that you've reached late adulthood and are approaching middle age without ever once having the sort of intimate connection with another human being that would lead to sex says a lot about you, and none of it is good

I'm still now seeing your point. If that's all you have I suggest you get new material.
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berniepanders
04/01/17 12:06:07 AM
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yeah, i better get some of that new martial. maybe i could look into brazilian jiu-jutsu or something lol

seriously, if you're in your 30s and you've never had a meaningful connection with another human being, you're just a total failure as a person
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wwinterj25
04/01/17 12:14:10 AM
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berniepanders posted...
yeah, i better get some of that new martial. maybe i could look into brazilian jiu-jutsu or something lol

That'll work I guess.

berniepanders posted...
seriously, if you're in your 30s and you've never had a meaningful connection with another human being, you're just a total failure as a person


Whatever will I do!
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SunWuKung420
04/01/17 12:14:55 AM
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berniepanders posted...
yeah, i better get some of that new martial. maybe i could look into brazilian jiu-jutsu or something lol

seriously, if you're in your 30s and you've never had a meaningful connection with another human being, you're just a total failure as a person


You can have a meaningful connection with someone and not have sex with them.
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TooTooP3
04/01/17 12:16:11 AM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
17.
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berniepanders
04/01/17 12:16:14 AM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Whatever will I do!

oh you know, keep pretending your life is worth living as long as the lie sustains you

SunWuKung420 posted...
a meaningful connecting

hahahaha jfc dude maybe read your post once before hitting post message
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SunWuKung420
04/01/17 12:17:25 AM
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Oh know a toy, however will I live with myself.
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berniepanders
04/01/17 12:20:30 AM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Oh know

hahahaha jfc
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wwinterj25
04/01/17 12:21:40 AM
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berniepanders posted...
oh you know, keep pretending your life is worth living as long as the lie sustains you


Yes my life totally isn't worth living without having sex! It's the be all and end all! It's the meaning of life!!! Thank you for your peals of wisdom! I have truly had my eyes opened to the light!
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SunWuKung420
04/01/17 12:22:49 AM
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God, your so fucking Esau too bate.
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Muscles36
04/01/17 12:23:04 AM
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Is this guy trying to 1 up erik?
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berniepanders
04/01/17 12:23:31 AM
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i mean, life really isn't worth living without deep and meaningful connections to other human beings, but if you want to keep making up things to easily mock to take away from the pain of your empty existence be my guest
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wwinterj25
04/01/17 12:23:43 AM
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Muscles36 posted...
Is this guy trying to 1 up erik?

Trying but isn't doing a good job.

berniepanders posted...
i mean, life really isn't worth living without deep and meaningful connections to other human beings, but if you want to keep making up things to easily mock to take away from the pain of your empty existence be my guest


So your saying people must have sex with a human in order to form a "deep and meaningful connection" with them? Huh. I find that disturbing.
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SunWuKung420
04/01/17 12:23:53 AM
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Muscles36 posted...
Is this guy trying to 1 up erik?


I don't no bet its fucking history's.
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yutterh
04/01/17 12:24:25 AM
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3-4, was with my nannies daughter. I think she was like 7 years older then me. Not gonna get into details but yeah......if you don't count that then the next time was when i was 12. I stayed the night at my cousins house and his sisters friend stayed the night too. He liked to go into his sisters room and sleep with her. So i was scared sleeping in his room alone. So i tried going in there to sleep too and she said she would rat me out. Unless of course i had sex with her. I said no at first and tried sneaking in a hour later. She was still awake so i said screw it and fucked her in my cousins room with him and his two sisters. The next time i had sex was at 25? With my girlfriend. That's when i had a normal sex life though.
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berniepanders
04/01/17 12:24:25 AM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
God, your so fucking Esau too bate.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha jfc dude
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FrozenBananas
04/01/17 12:26:01 AM
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Jesus Christ I don't think I've ever put someone on my ignore list faster than this guy
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SunWuKung420
04/01/17 12:27:22 AM
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berniepanders posted...
i mean, life really isn't worth living without deep and meaningful connections to other human beings, but if you want to keep making up things to easily mock to take away from the pain of your empty existence be my guest


Once again, typo free, you can have asexual meaningful connections.

I get your life is so fucking boring that you need to troll the internet using gimmick accounts but hey, you do you, even though you come off looking pathetic.

Inb4 Bernie's response you're the pathetic one.
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ss4parrothair
04/01/17 12:27:58 AM
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FrozenBananas posted...
Jesus Christ I don't think I've ever put someone on my ignore list faster than this guy

Me? :(
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bernieflanders
04/01/17 12:28:11 AM
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FrozenBananas posted...
Jesus Christ I don't think I've ever put someone on my ignore list faster than this guy

hahahahhahaha jfc what a fucking beta

announcing the fact that you're putting someone on ignore is the most pathetic passive-aggressive shit that's possible on this board

"grr i ignor uuuu!!!11!!1!" hahahahahah get a fucking life
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berniepanders
04/01/17 12:30:11 AM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
I get your life is so fucking boring that you need to troll the internet

hahahahahahahaha says the dude who just made like five posts with intentional typos in some weird attempt to troll someone on the internet? hahahahahaha jfc you people are endless entertainment
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FrozenBananas
04/01/17 12:30:33 AM
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ss4parrothair posted...
FrozenBananas posted...
Jesus Christ I don't think I've ever put someone on my ignore list faster than this guy

Me? :(


No, the guy who literally feels the need to change his accounts in order to troll some more
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SunWuKung420
04/01/17 12:35:03 AM
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It's always fun to watch someone go off the deep end.
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wwinterj25
04/01/17 12:42:11 AM
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bernie is a very insecure poster. Trolling or not you can just tell.
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Sensual_T_Rex
04/01/17 12:46:44 AM
#48:


wwinterj25 posted...
bernie is a very insecure poster. Trolling or not you can just tell.


INSECURE!!! IF I WAS INSECURE THEN WHY AM I TALKING SO LOUDLY!?!


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Bugmeat
04/01/17 1:05:18 AM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
It's always fun to watch someone go off the deep end.

I prefer to watch people go off the shallow end when they think it's the deep end.
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Hypochondriathe
04/01/17 1:06:52 AM
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14, on Christmas Eve, in a church parking lot lol.
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