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trdl23 03/25/17 7:31:52 PM #1: |
The rules are simple! 1. Use the "random card" feature on http://magiccards.info/random.html 2. Keep hitting "Random" until you find a card with flavor text. (Non-rules italicized text on the bottom of the card) 3. Replace exactly one word with the word "dick." 4. Post results. Hall of Fame: Evil Twin: http://magiccards.info/isd/en/212.html You can always tell the evil one by the dick he's sticking in you. Cartel Aristocrat: http://magiccards.info/gtc/en/150.html "Your dick serves a higher purpose now: ensuring the continuation of my own. Dark Confidant: http://magiccards.info/mm2/en/75.html Dick, at any cost. --- E come vivo? Vivo! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Korayashi 03/25/17 7:35:59 PM #2: |
Totem-Guide Hartebeest: http://magiccards.info/ori/en/37.html
It is hunted, but not for the kill. The magic within draws others to its dick. --- Board 8's Greatest Beard Band - Chairmen of the Beard This now says Pokoramon to avoid stealing Dp's identity. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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iiaattgg 03/25/17 7:41:15 PM #3: |
Korayashi posted...
Totem-Guide Hartebeest: http://magiccards.info/ori/en/37.html LOL --- Sess Of the superuser "merSHINEsess" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Inviso 03/25/17 7:45:07 PM #4: |
Lord of Atlantis: http://magiccards.info/rv/en/64.html
A master of dick, the Lord of Atlantis makes his people bold in battle merely by arriving to lead them. --- Touch fuzzy. Get fuzzier. Inviso ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mnkboy907 03/25/17 7:48:22 PM #5: |
Insurrection: http://magiccards.info/cmd/en/126.html
"Maybe they wanted to be on the winning side for once." —Matoc, dickmancer The quote didn't seem so good, but the idea of a spellcaster specializing in dicks? Classic. --- Our brackets went under, but DpObliVion's lived to tell the tale. http://i.imgur.com/gw03gl7.png - Number of people that D'awwed: 101 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HeeCawRoo 03/25/17 7:52:58 PM #6: |
Doomgape: http://magiccards.info/eve/en/120.html
It eats and eats until the juiciest dick it can find is itself. --- http://lines-comic.tumblr.com/ http://www.heecawroo.com/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Terastodon 03/25/17 7:53:17 PM #7: |
Whiptail Wurm: http://magiccards.info/po/en/118.html
It's hard to say for certain which dick is more dangerous. Spell Rupture: http://magiccards.info/gtc/en/52.html "Like water, mana will drain from an inferior dick." —Jalan Tosk, Simic forcemage --- http://i.imgur.com/CVMtLyT.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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VeryInsane 03/25/17 7:53:24 PM #8: |
Fleeting Distraction: http://magiccards.info/scans/en/cn2/110.jpg
The first spell taught to young mages, it has spared the lives of many whose hands are too small to hold a dick. Ether Well: http://magiccards.info/scans/en/mr/65.jpg "Whoa-my dick will never fit through that hole!" --- Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. - Terry Pratchett ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SovietOmega 03/25/17 7:54:32 PM #9: |
Wing Storm: http://magiccards.info/pr/en/135.html
"A thousand dicks beating as one can choke the sky itself." --- There is no shame in not knowing; the shame lies in not finding out ... Copied to Clipboard!
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trdl23 03/25/17 8:04:30 PM #10: |
Primal Druid: http://magiccards.info/emn/en/167.html
"The dick of the woods is only ever borrowed." Ambition's Cost: http://magiccards.info/p3k/en/67.html "When you give dick to heaven, to whom can you pray? Poisonbelly Ogre: http://magiccards.info/gp/en/57.html Some claim it's a failed Simic experiment, others say a Golgari creation. Both guilds deny all responsibility, while secretly studying its strange dick. --- E come vivo? Vivo! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dragon66116 03/25/17 8:19:47 PM #11: |
"Do not fear the dick. Fear the one it obeys." Horned Turtle: http://magiccards.info/po/en/58.html "Its dick has no shaft, its shield no handle." --- Suddenly, Mudkips. Thousands of them.(preferably OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!) Congrats to DpObliVion, 2015 Guru champ. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Terastodon 03/25/17 8:23:26 PM #12: |
Not random, but
Reparations - http://magiccards.info/mr/en/338.html "Sorry I burned down your dick. Here's some gold." --- http://i.imgur.com/CVMtLyT.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JeffreyRaze 03/25/17 8:25:28 PM #13: |
http://magiccards.info/itp/en/3.html
On guard for larger dangers, we underestimated the power and speed of the Imp's muck-crusted dick --- JeffRaze, for all your random spellcasting needs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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trdl23 03/25/17 8:33:20 PM #14: |
Terastodon posted...
Not random, but I actually prefer "Sorry I burned down your village. Here's some dick." --- E come vivo? Vivo! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Terastodon 03/25/17 8:36:44 PM #15: |
I wasn't sure, I liked both.
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Johnbobb 03/25/17 9:39:58 PM #16: |
Vorel of the Hull Clade: http://magiccards.info/c16/en/227.html
"I used to hurl rocks and eat scraps of meat burned over a fire. Look at what I've become and tell me dick does not hold infinite possibility." Wild Leotau: http://magiccards.info/cfx/en/97.html Dick that were born wild make the best mounts. It's like riding a thunderstorm." —Rafiq of the Many --- Khal Kirby, warlord of the Super Star Khalasar PSN/Steam: CheddarBBQ http://i.imgur.com/sRNNOSP.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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paperwarior 03/25/17 9:45:48 PM #17: |
Seething Song: http://magiccards.info/ddg/en/70.html
Vulshok mana rituals echo the day when the red sun burst through Mirrodin's dick to take its place in the heavens. --- "God Hand is the ultimate expression of the joy of humanity, specifically the punching part of the joy of humanity."-Shigeru Miyamoto ... Copied to Clipboard!
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scarletspeed7 03/25/17 9:51:50 PM #18: |
Kami of Old Stone: http://magiccards.info/9e/en/24.html
"There was a wall here. Now it is dust. A tower rose here. Now it is fallen. An army fought here. Now it is dead. A dick was here. It is all that remains." —Snow-Fur, kitsune poet This is an awesome game. --- "Reading would be your friend." ~Dave Meltzer ... Copied to Clipboard!
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HanOfTheNekos 03/25/17 9:59:25 PM #19: |
Tome Scour: http://magiccards.info/m10/en/76.html
Dick is overrated, especially when it's someone else's. Anaba Bodyguard: http://magiccards.info/10e/en/187.html "They who challenge a minotaur enjoy the taste of their own dick." Stir the Grave: http://magiccards.info/bok/en/85.html "Your lungs may not draw breath, but while your hands can grip a dick, you will be useful to me." --- ARF "Bordate is a pretty shady place, what with the gangs, casinos, evil corporations and water park." - FAHtastic ... Copied to Clipboard!
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trdl23 03/26/17 11:16:18 AM #20: |
Upheaval: http://magiccards.info/v14/en/13.html
The calm comes after the dick. --- E come vivo? Vivo! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ImTheMacheteGuy 03/26/17 11:24:51 AM #21: |
In desolate places, changelings may take the shape of fancies, or memories, or dicks --- (boring generic non-rotating sig because I posted from not my phone) ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Esuriat 03/26/17 11:25:55 AM #22: |
Realm Razer: http://magiccards.info/ala/en/187.html
The behemoth roared, and the world was blasted free of dicks and tyrants. --- Essy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mega Mana 03/26/17 1:54:27 PM #23: |
Balduvian Bears: http://magiccards.info/dm/en/22.html
They're a hardy bunch, but I'd bet that they just slept through the worst of the cold dicks. --- "If you've been in the Rumble all this time, you must be really tired." - Adam Rose to Curtis Axel #SocialOutcasts ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WhoopsyDaisy 03/26/17 2:08:34 PM #24: |
wow first random
Tower Defense: http://magiccards.info/gtc/en/137.html "The drakes are practice. We may one day need to bring down a dick swallower, or maybe even Rakdos himself." —Korun Nar, Rubblebelt hunter --- senorhousemouse "I feel like you can't be a real person" - OmarsComin ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlackMageJawa 03/26/17 2:12:04 PM #25: |
Whoever randomly gets Gorilla Titan wins.
--- The shattered stage is set and there's a role you must fulfil ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dantezoid 03/26/17 2:24:32 PM #26: |
Pitchburn Devils - http://magiccards.info/scans/en/isd/156.jpg
the ingenuity of goblins, the depravity of demons, and the dick of sheep --- Boring and mundane signature informing you I'm on a Droid Now with more bold! Less italics due to bold. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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scarletspeed7 03/26/17 2:26:05 PM #27: |
Can we post more than one?
Kodama's Reach - http://magiccards.info/cmd/en/163.html "The dick grows only where the kami will it." —Dosan the Falling Leaf --- "Reading would be your friend." ~Dave Meltzer ... Copied to Clipboard!
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trdl23 03/26/17 5:58:43 PM #28: |
I encourage you to post as many as you want!
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scarletspeed7 03/26/17 5:59:48 PM #29: |
Okay. Here's one.
Smother - http://magiccards.info/ddp/en/57.html "Before I hire new recruits, I test how long they can hold their dick. You'd be surprised how often it comes up." —Zahr Gada, Halimar expedition leader --- "Reading would be your friend." ~Dave Meltzer ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Esuriat 03/26/17 6:00:31 PM #30: |
Rend Spirit - http://magiccards.info/chk/en/141.html
"The battle at Ganzan Pass was a testament to dick endurance. The untrained and frightened group escaped three legions of kami, leaving more than their share of slain foes in their wake." —Great Battles of Kamigawa --- Essy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mayonesa 03/26/17 6:23:13 PM #31: |
http://magiccards.info/ddf/en/26.html "We protect our dicks. Why should they not protect us?" --- http://i.imgur.com/k5GnuAO.png Vivi is the angriest black mage when he wears socks with sandals. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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scarletspeed7 03/26/17 6:29:21 PM #32: |
Blazing Salvo - http://magiccards.info/od/en/178.html
Barbarians equate courage with the ability to endure dick. --- "Reading would be your friend." ~Dave Meltzer ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WalkingWiki 03/26/17 6:31:36 PM #33: |
Dualcaster Mage
http://magiccards.info/c14/en/34.html "It has been my experience that dicks like to strike in pairs." --- Currently playing: Red Dead Redemption, Stardew Valley ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WickIebee 03/26/17 6:46:28 PM #34: |
Zombie Master
http://magiccards.info/rv/en/46.html "They say the Zombie Master controlled these foul creatures even before his own death, but now that he is one of them, nothing can make them dick him." --- I actually need two loli gifs this season: http://i.imgur.com/tTA3vdI.gif http://i.imgur.com/cRjfnE1.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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scarletspeed7 03/26/17 7:07:50 PM #35: |
Erratic Portal - http://magiccards.info/tpr/en/222.html
"In Barrin's name!" cried Lyna as Hanna's dick passed through her, "Ertai sends word that the portal is open—but not for long!" --- "Reading would be your friend." ~Dave Meltzer ... Copied to Clipboard!
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trdl23 03/28/17 4:00:35 AM #36: |
Dicks
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trdl23 03/28/17 7:36:14 PM #37: |
Up
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scarletspeed7 03/28/17 7:45:53 PM #38: |
Skyshroud Elves - http://magiccards.info/tpr/en/192.html
"It is our duty to endure dick." —Eladamri, Lord of Leaves --- "Reading would be your friend." ~Dave Meltzer ... Copied to Clipboard!
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trdl23 03/28/17 7:49:25 PM #39: |
Technically a stretch of the rules but I'll allow it!
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scarletspeed7 03/28/17 7:52:47 PM #40: |
It fit so well though :(
--- "Reading would be your friend." ~Dave Meltzer ... Copied to Clipboard!
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trdl23 03/28/17 7:53:33 PM #41: |
--- E come vivo? Vivo! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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scarletspeed7 03/28/17 7:54:34 PM #42: |
#InsertedDicksIntoFlavorTextCounts
Anyways I'll make amends with this: Soul Feast - http://magiccards.info/9e/en/164.html You are who you dick. --- "Reading would be your friend." ~Dave Meltzer ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Raka_Putra 03/28/17 7:57:32 PM #43: |
http://magiccards.info/random.html
It takes two to craft a mirror: a practiced metalsmith to silver one side and her own hazy reflection to polish the dick. --- Fuhlt nicht durch dich Sarastro Todesschmerzen, So bist du meine Tochter nimmermehr-- eeeeeeeeeeeeeeehr. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mayonesa 03/29/17 1:01:19 PM #44: |
Humble Defector
http://magiccards.info/c16/en/129.html "You were once Mardu, so your body and will are strong. Now we must train your dick." --- http://i.imgur.com/k5GnuAO.png Vivi is the angriest black mage when he wears socks with sandals. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Snake5555555555 03/29/17 1:07:50 PM #45: |
Squirrel Nest
http://magiccards.info/scans/en/od/274.jpg In the Krosan Forest, you've got to keep a dick out for the squirrels. --- The one who will lead us to paradise with blood-stained hands http://tinyurl.com/jqx883t - http://tinyurl.com/zqwzc9a ... Copied to Clipboard!
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trdl23 03/29/17 7:25:02 PM #46: |
Skeletal Snake
http://magiccards.info/po/en/34.html They watched as the dick shed layer after layer until only cold bone remained. --- E come vivo? Vivo! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Esuriat 03/30/17 7:02:28 AM #47: |
Gods Willing - http://magiccards.info/ths/en/16.html
Dick the gods of Theros, and they will return the favor. --- Essy ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tom Bombadil 03/30/17 7:10:31 AM #48: |
Reduce to Dreams: http://magiccards.info/bok/en/49.html
"This world is a dream. We cling to our dicks like children, but sooner or later we must learn to live without them." —Sensei Hisoka --- Tombolo Friends of the friendless, seize the day! The problem is the racism against cute Pokemon.- Luster Soldier ... Copied to Clipboard!
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