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MegaTech
03/31/17 8:44:11 AM
#202:


I'll put in a bunch of revenge sex. How topical
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AvlButtslam
03/31/17 8:45:45 AM
#203:


Surprisingly I have not yet filmed myself having sex
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SSJGrimReaper
03/31/17 8:47:43 AM
#204:


Avi would be posing for the camera the whole time
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AvlButtslam
03/31/17 8:49:44 AM
#205:


Avi spread eagle

Let that image burn into your mind Grim
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MegaTech
03/31/17 8:51:28 AM
#206:


Lmao.
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Parappa09
03/31/17 8:57:06 AM
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MegaTech
03/31/17 9:37:29 AM
#208:


Parappa09 posted...
ah fuck i'm eating lunch

Now think about eating Avis lunch
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Xelltrix
03/31/17 9:49:06 AM
#209:


You two are perfect for each other.
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AvlButtslam
03/31/17 9:50:40 AM
#210:


Xelltrix posted...
You two are perfect for each other.

Lol
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dragnmaninferno
03/31/17 11:43:02 AM
#211:


AvlButtslam posted...
Surprisingly I have not yet filmed myself having sex

Surprisingly. Yet.

Will soon change once you move in with Megatease.
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Coolppl Owns
03/31/17 11:52:14 AM
#212:


filming yourself is fun for sure
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dragnmaninferno
03/31/17 11:59:43 AM
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Coolppl Owns
03/31/17 12:08:54 PM
#214:


haha not on the internet unfortunately, sorry to disappoint
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dragnmaninferno
03/31/17 12:16:28 PM
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AvlButtslam
03/31/17 12:20:46 PM
#216:


I've always said, if all it takes to become as rich as the Kardashians was to bang a black guy on film, I'd be a zillionaire by now
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dragnmaninferno
03/31/17 2:31:16 PM
#217:


Too bad you're a couple of years late.


What's the next stage after thirsty? I'm getting there tbh.
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MegaTech
03/31/17 2:31:35 PM
#218:


#QoutesbyAvi
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MegaTech
03/31/17 2:31:58 PM
#219:


dragnmaninferno posted...
Too bad you're a couple of years late.


What's the next stage after thirsty? I'm getting there tbh.

Desperate?
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dragnmaninferno
03/31/17 2:34:42 PM
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Xelltrix
03/31/17 3:08:24 PM
#221:


I thought thirsty and desperate were synonymous.
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AvlButtslam
03/31/17 3:17:07 PM
#222:


You've been way past the point of desperation for a long time now, guy
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Xelltrix
03/31/17 3:22:50 PM
#223:


Throw him a sympathy bang, Avi.
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AvlButtslam
03/31/17 3:26:07 PM
#224:


You must be this hung to ride the Avi

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SSJGrimReaper
03/31/17 3:28:32 PM
#225:


Show him how to buttslam
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_Near_
03/31/17 3:43:30 PM
#226:


Xelltrix posted...
I thought thirsty and desperate were synonymous.


I think thirsty just means that you want it a lot.

Desperate implies that you'll do stuff (or people) that you wouldn't normally do.
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Xelltrix
03/31/17 3:49:23 PM
#227:


_Near_ posted...
Xelltrix posted...
I thought thirsty and desperate were synonymous.


I think thirsty just means that you want it a lot.

Desperate implies that you'll do stuff (or people) that you wouldn't normally do.


I guess that makes sense. Have to be thirsty to be desperate but not necessarily the other way around.
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MegaTech
03/31/17 4:05:12 PM
#228:


_Near_ posted...
Xelltrix posted...
I thought thirsty and desperate were synonymous.


I think thirsty just means that you want it a lot.

Desperate implies that you'll do stuff (or people) that you wouldn't normally do.

This is how i see it.
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dragnmaninferno
03/31/17 4:06:12 PM
#229:


Naw I'm just joking. I'm still at the thirsty stage. you know, when I'm not thinking about work or wanting to sleep.
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AvlButtslam
03/31/17 4:19:52 PM
#230:


Nah, definitely desperate
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Xelltrix
03/31/17 4:23:06 PM
#231:


He'll be selling his buns on the street in no time.
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Parappa09
03/31/17 4:25:29 PM
#232:


you look like you could do with a pork bun
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MegaTech
03/31/17 4:26:26 PM
#233:


"Sir, sir! Would you like to take a bite out of my pumpernickel? "
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AvlButtslam
03/31/17 4:38:37 PM
#234:


Insert very not subtle bakery pun in typical Avi-esque fashion
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Xelltrix
03/31/17 5:32:44 PM
#235:


Geeze, my coworkers really loving talking about pretty personal life stuff. They're almost Vicki levels with it.
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dragnmaninferno
04/01/17 12:31:07 AM
#236:


More like "Hey dude, you wanna take a bite of my chocolate babka?"

If you're going to do this at least do it right.
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MegaTech
04/01/17 1:39:54 AM
#237:


It's always weird when a friends girlfriend is a bit too flirtatious. I aint touch her! I swear!
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dragnmaninferno
04/01/17 1:51:15 AM
#238:


There's a time and a place for everything. Obviously she wants you to flirt back.
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MegaTech
04/01/17 1:56:56 AM
#239:


Probably, but I'm no homewrecker. Although If she was single id wreck her italian ass. She was feeling my biceps like shit lmao. Called me her second husband and shit. "I'm with him for the money and you for the looks" lmao wtf. Who says that
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dragnmaninferno
04/01/17 1:58:11 AM
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MegaTech
04/01/17 2:02:48 AM
#241:


dragnmaninferno posted...
Ok. Stay away from that

QFT. The balls on this one
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CoolBeansAvl
04/01/17 2:05:09 AM
#242:


MegaTech posted...
Probably, but I'm no homewrecker. Although If she was single id wreck her italian ass. She was feeling my biceps like shit lmao. Called me her second husband and shit. "I'm with him for the money and you for the looks" lmao wtf. Who says that

lol
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MegaTech
04/01/17 2:26:53 AM
#243:


Fucking thots
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dragnmaninferno
04/01/17 2:30:33 AM
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Coolppl Owns
04/01/17 7:29:08 AM
#246:


MegaTech posted...
Probably, but I'm no homewrecker. Although If she was single id wreck her italian ass. She was feeling my biceps like shit lmao. Called me her second husband and shit. "I'm with him for the money and you for the looks" lmao wtf. Who says that


that's weird. was your friend there while she was sayin all that?
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Xelltrix
04/01/17 7:44:03 AM
#247:


dragnmaninferno posted...
What do you call a male thot


thot

Men can be hoes, look at Avi.
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dragnmaninferno
04/01/17 8:45:21 AM
#248:


Xelltrix posted...
dragnmaninferno posted...
What do you call a male thot


thot

Men can be hoes, look at Avi.

You right.

But I feel like the gay community has a special term. You know how we do.
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CoolBeansAvl
04/01/17 9:10:34 AM
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MegaTech
04/01/17 9:47:24 AM
#250:


Coolppl Owns posted...
MegaTech posted...
Probably, but I'm no homewrecker. Although If she was single id wreck her italian ass. She was feeling my biceps like shit lmao. Called me her second husband and shit. "I'm with him for the money and you for the looks" lmao wtf. Who says that


that's weird. was your friend there while she was sayin all that?

Yea, i mean im not very close with the guy but I asked another mutual friend about her and he said that her behavior is like that after a few drinks normally : /
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CoolBeansAvl
04/01/17 9:50:08 AM
#251:


Oh lord, one of those girls

He should lose her, fast
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MegaTech
04/01/17 9:52:05 AM
#252:


They have been together since 2013. I guess he doesnt mind lol.
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