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Stupid Pirate Guy 03/20/17 2:57:03 AM #1:	The Reaping Welcome back folks to another thrilling edition of The Hunger Games. We at the capital are so very pleased with the outcome of the last games that they have expedited the process and the games shall now be an ongoing occurrence rather than a one time a year event. That means more of the tense and heart wrenching action that leaves you cheering for your tributes victories and dismaying over their failures. Due to popular demand several contestants from the last games have been brought back to compete once again. How may you ask? Well just a little something we here in the capital have perfected over the years, CLONING!! While our researchers show that the cloning experiments can make great strides to removing all forms of debilitating diseases from our poorer districts, we here at nations capital know that the best way this process can support our country is to bring back our favorite tributes from the past and allow them to battle it out once more to attempt to bring honor and glory to their district. We will introduce this games tributes soon, but first let us take a look at the battlefield. This edition of the Hunger Games will be held in an old abandoned industrial district that was once used to produce many of the commodities used in every day life back in the chaotic days before the capital government rose to greatness. It is an area that is roughly 8 miles in diameter surrounded by a tall fence. The fence is electrified and the area outside of it is covered in yards of razor wire. If anyone manages to escape the perimeter despite those challenges they will be gunned down by one of the dozens of automated turrets lining the fence. There are several closely spaced buildings within this enclosure, some large some small, each used for a different purpose back in the day. There will be few open areas and much of the areas outdoors will just be small allies between the old rusting buildings. For the sake of the games and your entertainment these buildings that have been out of commission for years have been reactivated to their former glory to make for a hazardous environment for our tributes. Large warehouses are home to giant industrial machines that were once used to build primitive car parts. There is a fully functional steel mill where liquid hot metal pours from one container to another. In another section our tributes will find an old saw mill which is full of devices that were used to tear trees into pieces of splinter. It is up to the tributes to use this diverse environment to their advantage or fall victim to it. There are several other smaller buildings within the complex, most of which do not contain much of interest other than a scattering of items that our tributes may find useful. If they are lucky some of our contestants may come across an entrance to the underground network of tunnels that connect most of the major buildings within the field of play. To the north is a small forest which is home to a few deer and some other small wildlife. Not enough to sustain a hunters appetite but this patch of nature may provide for some temporary solace for someone seeking refuge from the threat of the archaic machinery that will be surrounding them. The southeastern corner of the area is a large dug out quarry that goes down in terraces. The quarry is surrounded by giant mounds of dirt and stone that had been unearthed ages ago for an unknown purpose. The quarry will serve little protection from someone seeking refuge, but may prove useful for someone if they are clever. Since this battlefield will lack natural resources there will be stashes and caches of food and supplies throughout the area, our tributes will need to be careful not to exhaust these supplies because they are finite and the small forest to the north will yield very little food even to the most adept outdoors man. --- Guybrush is my homeboy. <cite>Stupid Pirate Guy posted [p:875458364] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote>The Reaping Welcome back folks to another thrilling edition of The Hunger Games. We at the capital are so very pleased with the outcome of the last games that they have expedited the process and the games shall now be an ongoing occurrence rather than a one time a year event. That means more of the tense and heart wrenching action that leaves you cheering for your tributes victories and dismaying over their failures. Due to popular demand several contestants from the last games have been brought back to compete once again. How may you ask? Well just a little something we here in the capital have perfected over the years, CLONING!! While our researchers show that the cloning experiments can make great strides to removing all forms of debilitating diseases from our poorer districts, we here at nations capital know that the best way this process can support our country is to bring back our favorite tributes from the past and allow them to battle it out once more to attempt to bring honor and glory to their district. We will introduce this games tributes soon, but first let us take a look at the battlefield. This edition of the Hunger Games will be held in an old abandoned industrial district that was once used to produce many of the commodities used in every day life back in the chaotic days before the capital government rose to greatness. It is an area that is roughly 8 miles in diameter surrounded by a tall fence. The fence is electrified and the area outside of it is covered in yards of razor wire. If anyone manages to escape the perimeter despite those challenges they will be gunned down by one of the dozens of automated turrets lining the fence. There are several closely spaced buildings within this enclosure, some large some small, each used for a different purpose back in the day. There will be few open areas and much of the areas outdoors will just be small allies between the old rusting buildings. For the sake of the games and your entertainment these buildings that have been out of commission for years have been reactivated to their former glory to make for a hazardous environment for our tributes. Large warehouses are home to giant industrial machines that were once used to build primitive car parts. There is a fully functional steel mill where liquid hot metal pours from one container to another. In another section our tributes will find an old saw mill which is full of devices that were used to tear trees into pieces of splinter. It is up to the tributes to use this diverse environment to their advantage or fall victim to it. There are several other smaller buildings within the complex, most of which do not contain much of interest other than a scattering of items that our tributes may find useful. If they are lucky some of our contestants may come across an entrance to the underground network of tunnels that connect most of the major buildings within the field of play. To the north is a small forest which is home to a few deer and some other small wildlife. Not enough to sustain a hunters appetite but this patch of nature may provide for some temporary solace for someone seeking refuge from the threat of the archaic machinery that will be surrounding them. The southeastern corner of the area is a large dug out quarry that goes down in terraces. The quarry is surrounded by giant mounds of dirt and stone that had been unearthed ages ago for an unknown purpose. The quarry will serve little protection from someone seeking refuge, but may prove useful for someone if they are clever. Since this battlefield will lack natural resources there will be stashes and caches of food and supplies throughout the area, our tributes will need to be careful not to exhaust these supplies because they are finite and the small forest to the north will yield very little food even to the most adept outdoors man.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stupid Pirate Guy 03/20/17 2:57:18 AM #2:	And ladies and gentlemen one final announcement before we announce this games contestants. The weaponry provided in the cornucopia and throughout the field will be reflective of the area in which they are battling. Instead of the standard swords and bows and arrows, our tributes will be armed with chainsaws, blowtorches and drill hammers; barbaric killing tools to reflect the barbaric waste in which they will be fighting. And now without further adieu allow us to introduce the tributes for the 2nd New Hunger Games. District 1 LOLzies SmokeMassTree District 2 Ernie Koga District 3 Sadsack Larry District 4 MarioDK The Hound District 5 Shark Robo Dudebro District 6 Noodles Barack Obama District 7 BobbyButthurt wwinterj25 District 8 RCtheWSBC SunWuKung420 District 9 Balor MrMelodramatic District 10 Jen Tardis District 11 RFC22 Siren District 12 Archmage007 Mead The tributes have been assessed and are ready to do battle. The Hunger Games shall begin in a few short moments. May the odds be forever in your favor. --- Guybrush is my homeboy. <cite>Stupid Pirate Guy posted [p:875458373] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote>And ladies and gentlemen one final announcement before we announce this games contestants. The weaponry provided in the cornucopia and throughout the field will be reflective of the area in which they are battling. Instead of the standard swords and bows and arrows, our tributes will be armed with chainsaws, blowtorches and drill hammers; barbaric killing tools to reflect the barbaric waste in which they will be fighting. And now without further adieu allow us to introduce the tributes for the 2nd New Hunger Games. District 1 LOLzies SmokeMassTree District 2 Ernie Koga District 3 Sadsack Larry District 4 MarioDK The Hound District 5 Shark Robo Dudebro District 6 Noodles Barack Obama District 7 BobbyButthurt wwinterj25 District 8 RCtheWSBC SunWuKung420 District 9 Balor MrMelodramatic District 10 Jen Tardis District 11 RFC22 Siren District 12 Archmage007 Mead The tributes have been assessed and are ready to do battle. The Hunger Games shall begin in a few short moments. May the odds be forever in your favor.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stupid Pirate Guy 03/20/17 2:58:12 AM #3:	The Bloodbath The tributes ascend through the portals in the ground and find themselves in a large clearing of cracked asphalt that is covered in strange yellow lines. They almost immediately noticed that the air was heavy and full of pollution, looking up to the sky they could see several smoke stack pouring out thick black smoke into the air and the whole area smelt of burnt trash. They were all positioned in a semicircle and they were all facing the cornucopia brimming with gear against a long brick wall. Before they could fully get their senses a few robotic looking drones appeared out of the sky and looked as though they were staring the tributes down. They flew past them all one by one as the drones made strange beeping noises. Although the drones were deeply unsettling no one dared to move from their podium, remembering the early death of Sunny in the previous games. As their hearts raced finally a loud booming voice began the countdown. The tributes braced themselves, all of the returning competitors determined to get to the cornucopia as fast as possible. As the countdown completed the loud bell rang out and nearly all of the tributes took off straight for the cornucopia. Seeing that everyone was going to the same place at once Robo Dudebro decided that his best option would be to run the opposite way, putting some distance between himself and his bloodthirsty opponents. As the others ran to get their weapons he ran between two buildings and disappeared from sight. As everyone ran Ernie playful jumped from his podium and started biting on his rear end, not fully comprehending the situation that he had found himself in. As he distractedly bit and licked himself he was suddenly scooped up by one of the drones and carried out of sight completely unbeknownst to the other tributes. The fastest of the tributes reached the cornucopia first and grabbed supplies fast making a hasty retreat, dispersing down the winding alley ways that they found along the brick wall. They wanted to avoid taking on too many opponents at once. Koga grabbed the first thing that he could find and that was a first aid kit and hastily disappeared. RC found a hard riot shield leaning against the cornucopia, seeing the mass of people incoming she decided that this find was enough and took off down a narrow alley. Shark found a butane blowtorch inside and ran off around a small building in the distance. Tardis found a nailgun hidden right inside of the cornucopia, he attempted to take aim and shoot but was almost immediately punched in the face by the massive Hound. Luckily The Hound was more concerned with finding gear of his own that he continued to run past as Tardis pulled himself to his feet and took off. Archmage, Jen and SunWuKung all managed to grab a bag each from the cornucopia before taking off. The three crawled through a broken window of a nearby warehouse and decided that they would share their supplies. Between the three of them they had found plenty of food and water, but no weapons other than a small knife which Jen hid to herself. They decided to div out the rations evenly and go their separate ways. --- Guybrush is my homeboy. <cite>Stupid Pirate Guy posted [p:875458397] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote>The Bloodbath The tributes ascend through the portals in the ground and find themselves in a large clearing of cracked asphalt that is covered in strange yellow lines. They almost immediately noticed that the air was heavy and full of pollution, looking up to the sky they could see several smoke stack pouring out thick black smoke into the air and the whole area smelt of burnt trash. They were all positioned in a semicircle and they were all facing the cornucopia brimming with gear against a long brick wall. Before they could fully get their senses a few robotic looking drones appeared out of the sky and looked as though they were staring the tributes down. They flew past them all one by one as the drones made strange beeping noises. Although the drones were deeply unsettling no one dared to move from their podium, remembering the early death of Sunny in the previous games. As their hearts raced finally a loud booming voice began the countdown. The tributes braced themselves, all of the returning competitors determined to get to the cornucopia as fast as possible. As the countdown completed the loud bell rang out and nearly all of the tributes took off straight for the cornucopia. Seeing that everyone was going to the same place at once Robo Dudebro decided that his best option would be to run the opposite way, putting some distance between himself and his bloodthirsty opponents. As the others ran to get their weapons he ran between two buildings and disappeared from sight. As everyone ran Ernie playful jumped from his podium and started biting on his rear end, not fully comprehending the situation that he had found himself in. As he distractedly bit and licked himself he was suddenly scooped up by one of the drones and carried out of sight completely unbeknownst to the other tributes. The fastest of the tributes reached the cornucopia first and grabbed supplies fast making a hasty retreat, dispersing down the winding alley ways that they found along the brick wall. They wanted to avoid taking on too many opponents at once. Koga grabbed the first thing that he could find and that was a first aid kit and hastily disappeared. RC found a hard riot shield leaning against the cornucopia, seeing the mass of people incoming she decided that this find was enough and took off down a narrow alley. Shark found a butane blowtorch inside and ran off around a small building in the distance. Tardis found a nailgun hidden right inside of the cornucopia, he attempted to take aim and shoot but was almost immediately punched in the face by the massive Hound. Luckily The Hound was more concerned with finding gear of his own that he continued to run past as Tardis pulled himself to his feet and took off. Archmage, Jen and SunWuKung all managed to grab a bag each from the cornucopia before taking off. The three crawled through a broken window of a nearby warehouse and decided that they would share their supplies. Between the three of them they had found plenty of food and water, but no weapons other than a small knife which Jen hid to herself. They decided to div out the rations evenly and go their separate ways.</quote> ... 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Stupid Pirate Guy 03/20/17 2:58:35 AM #4:	Back at the cornucopia Sadsack picked up a hammer drill. As he started to run off with his find he was tackled from behind by RFC. Having caught Sadsack off guard RFC was easily able to disarm him by smashing his sack covered face into the asphalt. Not wasting any time RFC grabbed the hammer drill and took off into the distance as Sadsack stumbled to his senses and sought shelter. As The Hound tossed aside the power tools which he found worthless while looking for a suitable weapon Mead snuck into the cornucopia behind him and grabbed a heavy bag. Mead slung the bag over his shoulder and ran off. After making it a safe distance he opened up the bag and found to his delight that it contained around a dozen grenades. He considered going back to the cornucopia and taking out those that were still savaging, but he figured he could be more strategic and bide his time having the advantage of explosives on his side. While sacking the cornucopia The Hound threw several bags outside which the remaining tributes started to grab at and fight over. As Noodles reached down to grab a bag an ornery cat jumped on top of it and hissed at him. Determined not to be bested by a cat Noodles grabbed one of the straps and pulled it. Siren wasted no time in lunging and clawing at Noodles’ face. The cat cut him deep several times before he managed to throw her off causing her to scamper away. As blood started to pour from his forehead into his eyes from the deep scratches he picked up the bag and ran off to tend to his wounds. Obama reached down and grabbed another one of the discarded bags, when he looked up he saw Balor staring at him. Obama was immediately touched with sympathy for the skinny young boy who clearly stood no chance of survival in these circumstances. With a smile he tossed the bag to Balor and ran off into a nearby building. Balor was touched by this offering and a single tear began to roll down his face as he was almost immediately hit with a torrent of blood. He grabbed the bag and ran off soaked in the blood of someone he had once known. MrMelodramatic had been taking his time approaching the cornucopia, being careful to grab any supplies he could while avoiding conflict. As he was mere steps away from entering and getting his hands on a weapon he heard the revving of a chainsaw. He turned just in time to see LOLzies swing the blade straight into his neck. Melo’s blood sprayed out in all directions as LOLzies sawed through his preys flesh. He managed to scream out before his throat was ripped open. Blood poured onto the smiling face of LOLzies and the nearby Balor who ran away crying. As Melo’s head finally separated from his neck his throat let out a sickening gurgling noise as his body slumped to the ground and his head cracked against the hard asphalt. Larry had snuck up to the cornucopia when The Hound let out a loud laugh and raised a tremendous broadsword over his head. The Hound spied the nearby Larry and quickly moved in ready to drop the sword with tremendous strength. Larry grabbed the only thing that he could find to defend himself with, a large rusty sheet of metal. He held the metal out in front of him as the sword dropped cutting deep into the metal before getting stuck. As The Hound struggled to free his sword Larry took off empty handed. After freeing his sword The Hound followed Larry’s trail in a slow pursuit. --- Guybrush is my homeboy. <cite>Stupid Pirate Guy posted [p:875458410] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote>Back at the cornucopia Sadsack picked up a hammer drill. As he started to run off with his find he was tackled from behind by RFC. Having caught Sadsack off guard RFC was easily able to disarm him by smashing his sack covered face into the asphalt. Not wasting any time RFC grabbed the hammer drill and took off into the distance as Sadsack stumbled to his senses and sought shelter. As The Hound tossed aside the power tools which he found worthless while looking for a suitable weapon Mead snuck into the cornucopia behind him and grabbed a heavy bag. Mead slung the bag over his shoulder and ran off. After making it a safe distance he opened up the bag and found to his delight that it contained around a dozen grenades. He considered going back to the cornucopia and taking out those that were still savaging, but he figured he could be more strategic and bide his time having the advantage of explosives on his side. While sacking the cornucopia The Hound threw several bags outside which the remaining tributes started to grab at and fight over. As Noodles reached down to grab a bag an ornery cat jumped on top of it and hissed at him. Determined not to be bested by a cat Noodles grabbed one of the straps and pulled it. Siren wasted no time in lunging and clawing at Noodles’ face. The cat cut him deep several times before he managed to throw her off causing her to scamper away. As blood started to pour from his forehead into his eyes from the deep scratches he picked up the bag and ran off to tend to his wounds. Obama reached down and grabbed another one of the discarded bags, when he looked up he saw Balor staring at him. Obama was immediately touched with sympathy for the skinny young boy who clearly stood no chance of survival in these circumstances. With a smile he tossed the bag to Balor and ran off into a nearby building. Balor was touched by this offering and a single tear began to roll down his face as he was almost immediately hit with a torrent of blood. He grabbed the bag and ran off soaked in the blood of someone he had once known. MrMelodramatic had been taking his time approaching the cornucopia, being careful to grab any supplies he could while avoiding conflict. As he was mere steps away from entering and getting his hands on a weapon he heard the revving of a chainsaw. He turned just in time to see LOLzies swing the blade straight into his neck. Melo’s blood sprayed out in all directions as LOLzies sawed through his preys flesh. He managed to scream out before his throat was ripped open. Blood poured onto the smiling face of LOLzies and the nearby Balor who ran away crying. As Melo’s head finally separated from his neck his throat let out a sickening gurgling noise as his body slumped to the ground and his head cracked against the hard asphalt. Larry had snuck up to the cornucopia when The Hound let out a loud laugh and raised a tremendous broadsword over his head. The Hound spied the nearby Larry and quickly moved in ready to drop the sword with tremendous strength. Larry grabbed the only thing that he could find to defend himself with, a large rusty sheet of metal. He held the metal out in front of him as the sword dropped cutting deep into the metal before getting stuck. As The Hound struggled to free his sword Larry took off empty handed. After freeing his sword The Hound followed Larry’s trail in a slow pursuit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stupid Pirate Guy 03/20/17 2:59:15 AM #5:	With The Hound finally vacating the cornucopia the remaining tributes moved in to gather what remained. Wwinter and Mario started grabbing as much food as they possibly could, ignoring each other and focusing on the task at hand. As they gathered food SmokeMassTree grabbed an enormous monkey wrench and BobbyButthurt took hold of some heavy chains. They looked at each other making a silent agreement to take out the distracted wwinter and Mario. They raised their weapons and began to approach stealthily, when suddenly an immense figure fell from the sky and landed next to the cornucopia shaking the earth. The force at which the being had fallen knocked Bobby from his feet. Smoke, wwinter and Mario all turned, distracted from their previous tasks to gaze on the creature that had appeared before them. They were awestruck as they saw a giant mechanized body with giant crushing limbs. The mech turned toward them to reveal that it was being piloted by none other than Ernie. The little dog panted seemingly clueless. There were wires connecting the base of the dogs skull to the mech and it seemed to be operating the thing with its mind. BobbyButthurt tried scrambling to his feet as the massive robot leg lifted up and powerfully smashed down onto his legs. Bobby let out a shriek in pain as Ernie panted in delight. Wwinter and Mario stuffed the food they had gathered into sacks and ran away from the mighty dogbot as fast as they could. Smoke backed up slowly, afraid to turn his back on such a creature. Ernie lifted its mechanized foot off of Bobby’s legs and he rolled over continually howling in pain. He cursed Ernie calling him an ugly mutt that no one could ever love. Ernie licked his lips and after a moment more of listening to Bobby being butthurt he picked him up with one mechanized hand and raised him to his eye level. Bobby looked into the dogs eyes and he could tell that he was much more than just a dog now, something about him seemed intelligent beyond even that of human capability. He stared into Ernie’s eyes for a moment and after what felt like eternity Ernie let out a single bark and his free mechanized hand smashed into Bobby’s skull. The mechanized arm fell and bashed Bobby repeatedly, his head letting out a sick cracking as his brains started to pour from every orifice on his face. Smoke had finally seen enough and turned tail and ran away as the giant robotic dog continued to smash the lifeless body of BobbyButthurt until all that was left of him was a visceral mash of broken bones and carrion. Proceed. --- Guybrush is my homeboy. <cite>Stupid Pirate Guy posted [p:875458424] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote>With The Hound finally vacating the cornucopia the remaining tributes moved in to gather what remained. Wwinter and Mario started grabbing as much food as they possibly could, ignoring each other and focusing on the task at hand. As they gathered food SmokeMassTree grabbed an enormous monkey wrench and BobbyButthurt took hold of some heavy chains. They looked at each other making a silent agreement to take out the distracted wwinter and Mario. They raised their weapons and began to approach stealthily, when suddenly an immense figure fell from the sky and landed next to the cornucopia shaking the earth. The force at which the being had fallen knocked Bobby from his feet. Smoke, wwinter and Mario all turned, distracted from their previous tasks to gaze on the creature that had appeared before them. They were awestruck as they saw a giant mechanized body with giant crushing limbs. The mech turned toward them to reveal that it was being piloted by none other than Ernie. The little dog panted seemingly clueless. There were wires connecting the base of the dogs skull to the mech and it seemed to be operating the thing with its mind. BobbyButthurt tried scrambling to his feet as the massive robot leg lifted up and powerfully smashed down onto his legs. Bobby let out a shriek in pain as Ernie panted in delight. Wwinter and Mario stuffed the food they had gathered into sacks and ran away from the mighty dogbot as fast as they could. Smoke backed up slowly, afraid to turn his back on such a creature. Ernie lifted its mechanized foot off of Bobby’s legs and he rolled over continually howling in pain. He cursed Ernie calling him an ugly mutt that no one could ever love. Ernie licked his lips and after a moment more of listening to Bobby being butthurt he picked him up with one mechanized hand and raised him to his eye level. Bobby looked into the dogs eyes and he could tell that he was much more than just a dog now, something about him seemed intelligent beyond even that of human capability. He stared into Ernie’s eyes for a moment and after what felt like eternity Ernie let out a single bark and his free mechanized hand smashed into Bobby’s skull. The mechanized arm fell and bashed Bobby repeatedly, his head letting out a sick cracking as his brains started to pour from every orifice on his face. Smoke had finally seen enough and turned tail and ran away as the giant robotic dog continued to smash the lifeless body of BobbyButthurt until all that was left of him was a visceral mash of broken bones and carrion. Proceed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stupid Pirate Guy 03/20/17 3:05:51 AM #6:	@Archmage007, @TheGreatNoodles, @trodi_911, @CountessRolab, @wwinterj25, @RoboT_Ripper, @LaggnFragnLarry, @PK_Spam, @Jen0125, @KogaSteelfang --- Guybrush is my homeboy. <cite>Stupid Pirate Guy posted [p:875458588] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote>@Archmage007, @TheGreatNoodles, @trodi_911, @CountessRolab, @wwinterj25, @RoboT_Ripper, @LaggnFragnLarry, @PK_Spam, @Jen0125, @KogaSteelfang</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KogaSteelfang 03/20/17 3:05:53 AM #7:	Go Ernie, go! --- What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey! <cite>KogaSteelfang posted [p:875458590] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote>Go Ernie, go!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stupid Pirate Guy 03/20/17 3:06:23 AM #8:	@MrMelodramatic, @EvilMegas, @Mead, @Mario_VS_DK, @RFC22, @RCtheWSBC, @BobbyButthurt, @Tardis2015, @SmokeMassTree, @wolfy42 --- Guybrush is my homeboy. <cite>Stupid Pirate Guy posted [p:875458608] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote>@MrMelodramatic, @EvilMegas, @Mead, @Mario_VS_DK, @RFC22, @RCtheWSBC, @BobbyButthurt, @Tardis2015, @SmokeMassTree, @wolfy42</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stupid Pirate Guy 03/20/17 3:06:54 AM #9:	@SkynyrdRocker, @SunWuKung420 --- Guybrush is my homeboy. <cite>Stupid Pirate Guy posted [p:875458627] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote>@SkynyrdRocker, @SunWuKung420</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mario_VS_DK 03/20/17 4:14:32 AM #10:	Those are some brutal deaths... Glad I didn't get too caught up in it. --- Stupid signature! <cite>Mario_VS_DK posted [p:875460554] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote>Those are some brutal deaths... Glad I didn't get too caught up in it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trodi_911 03/20/17 4:34:35 AM #11:	I guess you could say he... screamed his head off. A cut above the rest... of his body. A real throat splitter, if you will. But seriously, sorry Melo. --- "Mokona is Mokona. You'd count them one Mokona, two Mokona and then you'd stop. There's only two" Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. <cite>trodi_911 posted [p:875461020] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote>I guess you could say he... screamed his head off. A cut above the rest... of his body. A real throat splitter, if you will. But seriously, sorry Melo.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 03/20/17 5:44:21 AM #12:	I can't wait to blow something up! --- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mead "This Mead guy is an real jerk, I'm outta here" -brisashi <cite>Mead posted [p:875462576] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote>I can't wait to blow something up!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EvilMegas 03/20/17 6:47:37 AM #13:	Whatever life is pointless to the sack --- Official King of Black People http://i.imgur.com/Zk3VS3o.jpg http://i.imgur.com/OzUO7j1.png <cite>EvilMegas posted [p:875463883] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote>Whatever life is pointless to the sack</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheGreatNoodles 03/20/17 6:49:03 AM #14:	Ouch... Well, at least I lived. Not the best of starts but I had a sinking feeling I was gonna be cat food at one point. --- Mario Maker https://supermariomakerbookmark.nintendo.net/profile/thegreatnoodle Noodles Games: Part 1; http://txt.do/daqoz Part 2; http://txt.do/daq65 <cite>TheGreatNoodles posted [p:875463919] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote>Ouch... Well, at least I lived. Not the best of starts but I had a sinking feeling I was gonna be cat food at one point.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PK_Spam 03/20/17 7:03:41 AM #15:	So proud of Ernie --- "I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.' <cite>PK_Spam posted [p:875464267] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote>So proud of Ernie</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMelodramatic 03/20/17 8:47:34 AM #16:	Noooo --- Proud to be EPic That was gr8 b8 m8, pls don't h8 because I r8 8/8. - LanHikari10 <cite>MrMelodramatic posted [p:875467269] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote>Noooo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CountessRolab 03/20/17 12:22:49 PM #17:	ahem THANKS OBAMA --- https://i.imgur.com/Ux7l21R.jpg <cite>CountessRolab posted [p:875478275] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote>ahem THANKS OBAMA</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 03/20/17 12:25:51 PM #18:	lol get em Ernie! get em! --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:875478466] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote>lol get em Ernie! get em!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 03/20/17 2:55:34 PM #19:	Safe to say that Ernie isn't the underdog. >.> --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - http://i.imgur.com/kDysIcd.gif <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:875488474] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote>Safe to say that Ernie isn't the underdog. >.></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KogaSteelfang 03/20/17 3:09:36 PM #20:	I was worried when he got scooped up, but looks like the capital has Rick Sanchez working with them. Actually, he might make a good candidate to nom next round. --- What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey! <cite>KogaSteelfang posted [p:875489429] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote>I was worried when he got scooped up, but looks like the capital has Rick Sanchez working with them. Actually, he might make a good candidate to nom next round.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CountessRolab 03/21/17 12:09:52 AM #21:	--- https://i.imgur.com/Ux7l21R.jpg <cite>CountessRolab posted [p:875527070] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EvilMegas 03/21/17 12:33:32 PM #22:	CountessRolab posted... That's actually funny --- Official King of Black People http://i.imgur.com/Zk3VS3o.jpg http://i.imgur.com/OzUO7j1.png <cite>EvilMegas posted [p:875554591] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote><cite>CountessRolab posted...</cite> <quote></quote> That's actually funny</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 03/21/17 12:34:42 PM #23:	CountessRolab posted... looool yessss angerey ernie smash --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:875554672] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote><cite>CountessRolab posted...</cite> <quote></quote> looool yessss angerey ernie smash</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tardis2015 03/22/17 3:47:13 PM #24:	bump --- 3DS FC: 2981-5558-6231 2nd FC: 0662-6831-0077 <cite>Tardis2015 posted [p:875640748] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote>bump</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stupid Pirate Guy 03/23/17 1:33:12 AM #25:	Hey guys sorry the updates have been coming out slow for this one. I really wanted to write when I got home from work tonight, but both my kids were up late as hell and then my wife was being annoying and I'm just not in the zone to do it at the moment. My goal now is to do an update tomorrow night and then another one on saturday, can't make any promises though. --- Guybrush is my homeboy. <cite>Stupid Pirate Guy posted [p:875676791] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote>Hey guys sorry the updates have been coming out slow for this one. I really wanted to write when I got home from work tonight, but both my kids were up late as hell and then my wife was being annoying and I'm just not in the zone to do it at the moment. My goal now is to do an update tomorrow night and then another one on saturday, can't make any promises though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KogaSteelfang 03/23/17 1:38:27 AM #26:	Looking forward to it. :) --- What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey! <cite>KogaSteelfang posted [p:875676995] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote>Looking forward to it. :)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Archmage007 03/23/17 4:30:34 AM #27:	Awesome action packed start. That Ernie dogbot seems scary, I wonder if he will still be loyal to Jen...with his new super intelligence, he might see all mere humans as beneath him. <cite>Archmage007 posted [p:875681713] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote>Awesome action packed start. That Ernie dogbot seems scary, I wonder if he will still be loyal to Jen...with his new super intelligence, he might see all mere humans as beneath him.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Archmage007 03/23/17 11:40:20 PM #28:	??? Um, bump? Waits to try to hear echo <cite>Archmage007 posted [p:875742852] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote>??? Um, bump? Waits to try to hear echo</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PK_Spam 03/23/17 11:41:59 PM #29:	I'm just reading for the sex scenes --- "I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.' <cite>PK_Spam posted [p:875742940] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote>I'm just reading for the sex scenes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 03/24/17 12:17:57 AM #30:	Archmage007 posted... Awesome action packed start. That Ernie dogbot seems scary, I wonder if he will still be loyal to Jen...with his new super intelligence, he might see all mere humans as beneath him. But he's my bubby :( --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:875744826] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote><cite>Archmage007 posted...</cite> <quote>Awesome action packed start. That Ernie dogbot seems scary, I wonder if he will still be loyal to Jen...with his new super intelligence, he might see all mere humans as beneath him.</quote> But he's my bubby :(</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PK_Spam 03/24/17 12:25:17 AM #31:	You guys are in separate districts. It's the survival of the fittest, lady. If you lower your guard around him, he'll chew your face off in a second. --- "I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.' <cite>PK_Spam posted [p:875745199] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote>You guys are in separate districts. It's the survival of the fittest, lady. If you lower your guard around him, he'll chew your face off in a second.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 03/24/17 12:26:30 AM #32:	Maybe he'll help me get to the end and then we can pull an actual hunger games and win together Then we'll have to get married I think which is weird but at least he's got a robot dick now instead of a dog one --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:875745256] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote>Maybe he'll help me get to the end and then we can pull an actual hunger games and win together Then we'll have to get married I think which is weird but at least he's got a robot dick now instead of a dog one</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 03/24/17 12:27:41 AM #33:	Me and The Ernster (that's his robot name, he told me) are going to be best buds. --- Karate Shoukoushi Kohinata Minoru manga is real good. http://i.imgur.com/m8f7VYf.jpg http://i.imgur.com/0Lp7Agd.jpg http://i.imgur.com/47emEDA.jpg <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:875745309] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote>Me and The Ernster (that's his robot name, he told me) are going to be best buds.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PK_Spam 03/24/17 12:27:42 AM #34:	"Maybe" --- "I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.' <cite>PK_Spam posted [p:875745312] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote>"Maybe"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KogaSteelfang 03/24/17 12:27:44 AM #35:	Oh Lordy. --- What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey! <cite>KogaSteelfang posted [p:875745313] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote>Oh Lordy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 03/24/17 12:28:18 AM #36:	SunWuKung420 posted... Me and The Ernster (that's his robot name, he told me) are going to be best buds. My best friend irl calls Ernie Ernster --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:875745338] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote>Me and The Ernster (that's his robot name, he told me) are going to be best buds.</quote> My best friend irl calls Ernie Ernster</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 03/24/17 12:28:57 AM #37:	Jen0125 posted... SunWuKung420 posted... Me and The Ernster (that's his robot name, he told me) are going to be best buds. My best friend irl calls Ernie Ernster See, I told you. He told me. --- Karate Shoukoushi Kohinata Minoru manga is real good. http://i.imgur.com/m8f7VYf.jpg http://i.imgur.com/0Lp7Agd.jpg http://i.imgur.com/47emEDA.jpg <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:875745368] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote>Me and The Ernster (that's his robot name, he told me) are going to be best buds.</quote> My best friend irl calls Ernie Ernster</quote> See, I told you. He told me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CountessRolab 03/24/17 12:29:10 AM #38:	Jen0125 posted... Maybe he'll help me get to the end and then we can pull an actual hunger games and win together Then we'll have to get married I think which is weird but at least he's got a robot dick now instead of a dog one Best post of 2017 --- https://i.imgur.com/Ux7l21R.jpg <cite>CountessRolab posted [p:875745379] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote>Maybe he'll help me get to the end and then we can pull an actual hunger games and win together Then we'll have to get married I think which is weird but at least he's got a robot dick now instead of a dog one</quote> Best post of 2017</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PK_Spam 03/24/17 12:29:30 AM #39:	Jen0125 posted... SunWuKung420 posted... Me and The Ernster (that's his robot name, he told me) are going to be best buds. My best friend irl calls Ernie Ernster You hear that, Sunny. You have something in common with her bestie. That means your practically in Jen's pants already. Now you two can stop fighting all the time and use up all that sexual tension --- "I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.' <cite>PK_Spam posted [p:875745396] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote>Me and The Ernster (that's his robot name, he told me) are going to be best buds.</quote> My best friend irl calls Ernie Ernster</quote> You hear that, Sunny. You have something in common with her bestie. That means your practically in Jen's pants already. Now you two can stop fighting all the time and use up all that sexual tension</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CountessRolab 03/24/17 12:29:31 AM #40:	Jen0125 posted... SunWuKung420 posted... Me and The Ernster (that's his robot name, he told me) are going to be best buds. My best friend irl calls Ernie Ernster No I dont. --- https://i.imgur.com/Ux7l21R.jpg <cite>CountessRolab posted [p:875745399] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote>Me and The Ernster (that's his robot name, he told me) are going to be best buds.</quote> My best friend irl calls Ernie Ernster</quote> No I dont.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 03/24/17 12:30:16 AM #41:	CountessRolab posted... Jen0125 posted... SunWuKung420 posted... Me and The Ernster (that's his robot name, he told me) are going to be best buds. My best friend irl calls Ernie Ernster No I dont. U do now --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:875745435] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote><cite>CountessRolab posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote>Me and The Ernster (that's his robot name, he told me) are going to be best buds.</quote> My best friend irl calls Ernie Ernster</quote> No I dont.</quote> U do now</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 03/24/17 12:30:18 AM #42:	PK_Spam posted... That means your practically in Jen's pants already. Now you two can stop fighting all the time and use up all that sexual tension Rofl, nah, bro, I got my own lady. --- Karate Shoukoushi Kohinata Minoru manga is real good. http://i.imgur.com/m8f7VYf.jpg http://i.imgur.com/0Lp7Agd.jpg http://i.imgur.com/47emEDA.jpg <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:875745438] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote><cite>PK_Spam posted...</cite> <quote>That means your practically in Jen's pants already. Now you two can stop fighting all the time and use up all that sexual tension</quote> Rofl, nah, bro, I got my own lady.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PK_Spam 03/24/17 12:30:32 AM #43:	No you don't --- "I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.' <cite>PK_Spam posted [p:875745457] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote>No you don't</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 03/24/17 12:31:34 AM #44:	PK_Spam posted... No you don't BHAHAHAHAH! Come on bro. Tired joke. I get married on Sept 3rd. LABOR FUCKING DAY WEEKEND! It's going to be awesome. --- Karate Shoukoushi Kohinata Minoru manga is real good. http://i.imgur.com/m8f7VYf.jpg http://i.imgur.com/0Lp7Agd.jpg http://i.imgur.com/47emEDA.jpg <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:875745512] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote><cite>PK_Spam posted...</cite> <quote>No you don't</quote> BHAHAHAHAH! Come on bro. Tired joke. I get married on Sept 3rd. LABOR FUCKING DAY WEEKEND! It's going to be awesome.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 03/24/17 12:33:06 AM #45:	No you aren't --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:875745586] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote>No you aren't</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 03/24/17 12:33:52 AM #46:	Jen0125 posted... No you aren't SunWuKung420 posted... Come on bro. Tired joke. --- Karate Shoukoushi Kohinata Minoru manga is real good. http://i.imgur.com/m8f7VYf.jpg http://i.imgur.com/0Lp7Agd.jpg http://i.imgur.com/47emEDA.jpg <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:875745620] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote>No you aren't</quote> <cite>SunWuKung420 posted...</cite> <quote>Come on bro. Tired joke.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 03/24/17 12:34:38 AM #47:	I'm not your bro breh --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:875745646] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote>I'm not your bro breh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PK_Spam 03/24/17 12:34:46 AM #48:	Don't you have a new girl every other week? Did you marry this girl right after she went down on you for the first time or something? --- "I dont know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, All those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows ? I dont think they exist.' <cite>PK_Spam posted [p:875745651] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote>Don't you have a new girl every other week? Did you marry this girl right after she went down on you for the first time or something?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CountessRolab 03/24/17 12:36:11 AM #49:	Jen0125 posted... I'm not your bro breh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuQK6t2Esng --- https://i.imgur.com/Ux7l21R.jpg <cite>CountessRolab posted [p:875745728] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote>I'm not your bro breh</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuQK6t2Esng</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SunWuKung420 03/24/17 12:36:58 AM #50:	PK_Spam posted... Don't you have a new girl every other week? Did you marry this girl right after she went down on you for the first time or something? No. We met last January and have been together since Feb. 2016. Nah, I didn't need a blow job to know she was the one. --- Karate Shoukoushi Kohinata Minoru manga is real good. http://i.imgur.com/m8f7VYf.jpg http://i.imgur.com/0Lp7Agd.jpg http://i.imgur.com/47emEDA.jpg <cite>SunWuKung420 posted [p:875745764] in The 2nd Ne... [t:75133413]...</cite> <quote><cite>PK_Spam posted...</cite> <quote>Don't you have a new girl every other week? Did you marry this girl right after she went down on you for the first time or something?</quote> No. We met last January and have been together since Feb. 2016. Nah, I didn't need a blow job to know she was the one.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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