Board 8 > Some random dude on the street was just the best wingman ever by accident

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Terastodon
03/10/17 5:41:16 PM
#1:


Getting off the train, dude offers to carry a girl's bag and she gets super offended and calls him sexist because "You wouldn't even offer if I wasn't a girl."
"Yes I would."

Tera overhearing this, "You can carry my bag if you like."
Dude, now with no outs, "OK."
At the top of the stairs out of the station I say thanks and dude walks off.

Girl turns to talk to me and I ask her for her number.

Seeing her Tuesday.
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psaltery
03/10/17 5:43:41 PM
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How opportunistic of you!
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SovietOmega
03/10/17 5:43:47 PM
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Tera likes his women to be easily offended and willing to call a man sexist at the drop of a hat?
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Bane_Of_Despair
03/10/17 5:44:02 PM
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Terastodon posted...
I ask her for my number.

So did she know it?
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HanOfTheNekos
03/10/17 5:44:24 PM
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I guess he set the situation up, but really, you give him too much credit.
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Terastodon
03/10/17 5:46:13 PM
#6:


SovietOmega posted...
Tera likes his women to be easily offended and willing to call a man sexist at the drop of a hat?

I like 'em hot, everything else is details.
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f0olmor0n
03/10/17 5:47:20 PM
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Bane_Of_Despair posted...
Terastodon posted...
I ask her for my number.

So did she know it?

Laughed for like a minute
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Terastodon
03/10/17 5:51:05 PM
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Bane_Of_Despair posted...
Terastodon posted...
I ask her for my number.

So did she know it?

No, so I made sure to give it to her.
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LOLIAmAnAlt
03/10/17 5:52:11 PM
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She seems awful, but gl!
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HaRRicH
03/10/17 5:56:00 PM
#10:


Well played.
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-hotdogturtle--
03/10/17 6:08:50 PM
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Terastodon posted...
Bane_Of_Despair posted...
Terastodon posted...
I ask her for my number.

So did she know it?

No, so I made sure to give it to her.


HaRRicH posted...
Well played.

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profDEADPOOL
03/10/17 6:11:05 PM
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-hotdogturtle-- posted...
Terastodon posted...
Bane_Of_Despair posted...
Terastodon posted...
I ask her for my number.

So did she know it?

No, so I made sure to give it to her.


HaRRicH posted...
Well played.

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ChaosTonyV4
03/10/17 6:35:37 PM
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That girl's name?
Albert Einstein.
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MysticBrohan
03/10/17 6:36:20 PM
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gj dude try not to hate her
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Corrik
03/10/17 6:37:39 PM
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I do not believe this.
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Steiner
03/10/17 6:38:01 PM
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try not to like her
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SovietOmega
03/10/17 6:39:12 PM
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Corrik posted...
I do not believe this.

I can confirm that in matters involving wingmen, Tera is trustworthy.
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digiiiiiiiii
03/10/17 6:57:27 PM
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f0olmor0n posted...
Bane_Of_Despair posted...
Terastodon posted...
I ask her for my number.

So did she know it?

Laughed for like a minute

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Terastodon
03/10/17 7:04:18 PM
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Corrik posted...
I do not believe this.

Good for you?
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tabiicat42
03/10/17 7:08:02 PM
#20:


put it in her butt
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Corrik
03/10/17 8:05:00 PM
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Terastodon posted...
Corrik posted...
I do not believe this.

Good for you?

I agree.
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HanOfTheNekos
03/10/17 8:08:34 PM
#22:


tabiicat42 posted...
put it in her butt


no tabii, it's pee in her butt


freaking board noobs
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Shaduln
03/10/17 10:01:50 PM
#23:


Pretty sure I'm the best wingman ever.
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Vlado
03/10/17 10:04:40 PM
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"Hit it and quit it" is the only use you could possibly have for this woman.
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LeonhartFour
03/10/17 10:06:19 PM
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make sure you tell her you wouldn't have asked for her number if she wasn't a girl
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Bane_Of_Despair
03/10/17 10:14:09 PM
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Vlado posted...
"Hit it and quit it" is the only use you could possibly have for this woman.

Indeed, make sure you administer proper use of a woman and replace after each use to avoid risk
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