Board 8 > Give me a basketball themed way to kill myself

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NBA2k12 has driven me to this.

WHY NBA2k12

WHY

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The box says "Online Gameplay not rated by ESRB", I should be able to trade my phallic named Wobbufetts to a bunch of 8 year olds. - MarvelousGerbil

I'll take the obvious hang self from hoop

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MZero the extreme
yes i am Yugi i have spike hair and i play card games with ugly monsters on them its time to Duel-ertyu

Line the rim with blades. Jump in neck first. Slam dunk own head.

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Play basketball.

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Drop toaster in toilet.

Say "I'm taking a charge."

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take your talents to south beach

and drown yourself

Stoned by basketballs. This might take a lot of effort to set up by yourself though.

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LeChoke yourself

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From: lordloki12 | #007
Stoned by basketballs. This might take a lot of effort to set up by yourself though.
I'll just get a ton of basketball launchers, those exist right

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The box says "Online Gameplay not rated by ESRB", I should be able to trade my phallic named Wobbufetts to a bunch of 8 year olds. - MarvelousGerbil

alleyoop




into the freeway

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double dribble

on land mines

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Digi
White boards are remarkable.

throw a beer at ron artest

or just happen to be around when someone throws a beer at ron artest

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Got it. Noose around your neck, cinder block at the other end of the rope. Do a layup with the cinder block.

From: Weakupedia | #012
throw a beer at ron artest

or just happen to be around when someone throws a beer at ron artest
I like this one

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The box says "Online Gameplay not rated by ESRB", I should be able to trade my phallic named Wobbufetts to a bunch of 8 year olds. - MarvelousGerbil

unprotected sex w/ magic johnson

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Cling to Alonzo Mourning's leg

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The beautiful genius who graduated from Harvard as a child and has an IQ of 1.3^googolplex.

Drown yourself in a gigantic bowl of Wheaties Dunk-A-Balls

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[NO BARKLEY NO PEACE]

Tape explosions to the back of a backboard and do a tomahawk jam to trigger detonation.

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quate the ravens never more

as soon as i find a way to tape explosions

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The box says "Online Gameplay not rated by ESRB", I should be able to trade my phallic named Wobbufetts to a bunch of 8 year olds. - MarvelousGerbil

it's easy, get tape and explosives

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Get in Dennis Rodman's way and pray that he still enjoys kicking people in the balls.

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I decided to do My Player instead so I could blame Boyd Hill for all the shortcomings and not myself.

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The box says "Online Gameplay not rated by ESRB", I should be able to trade my phallic named Wobbufetts to a bunch of 8 year olds. - MarvelousGerbil

From: JeffreyRaze | #003

Line the rim with blades. Jump in neck first. Slam dunk own head.

I hereby declare this the best one

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Also, it's ironic how "Iamdead7" is looking for a way to kill himself.

Because, like he's already dead

or something

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MZero the extreme
yes i am Yugi i have spike hair and i play card games with ugly monsters on them its time to Duel-ertyu

ha

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NBA Jam style:

"He's on fire!"

http://www.dorkly.com/video/24712/dorkly-bits-nba-lockout-jam

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Warning, the self-destruct system has been activated, all personnel should evacuate immediately, 5 minutes to detonation.

Step one, rob a bank. Step two, confront the police outside. Step three, "I am the beginning and the end, the Alpha and Omega, the first and the last. CHAOS DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK!" into a hail of gunfire

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We are thought, and reality, and concept, and the unimaginable

Train yourself to the point of over-exhaustion. Get dehydrated too.

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Oh, I am one yet many.

chaos dunk

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We can't stop here. This is bat country.
Brace for the G's, and fast heel-toe work.

AlphaRayAllen posted...

Drown yourself in a gigantic bowl of Wheaties Dunk-A-Balls

How dare you...

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You could go get AIDS and call it "Magic Johnsoning".

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