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DSAutoResponder
05/19/12 11:21:00 PM
#1:


diluting sheamus makes him less effective upon reuse

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X_Dante_X
05/19/12 11:21:00 PM
#2:


see lopen told you

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Wanglicious
05/20/12 2:01:00 AM
#3:


know what.
i'll support this one on the basis of it's not another goddamn sheamus topic.

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X_Dante_X
05/20/12 2:04:00 AM
#4:


rise above hate

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TheKnightOfNee
05/20/12 2:17:00 AM
#5:


It took me forever to find this topic. I tried searching for fifteen variations of spelling Sheamus and no luck.

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Lopen
05/20/12 2:22:00 AM
#6:


Well the people should revolt against the tyranny of Sheamus topics

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PrivateBiscuit1
05/20/12 2:41:00 AM
#7:


This topic is superior because I'm posting this in it:



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Chronic1000
05/20/12 8:36:00 AM
#8:


Taggage.

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PrivateBiscuit1
05/20/12 9:08:00 AM
#9:


Also, there's a new Are You Serious? with reasons why you should be nice to Puppet H.



I was amused.

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edwardsdv
05/20/12 9:26:00 AM
#10:


If only for are you serious, I hope josh sticks around

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PrivateBiscuit1
05/20/12 9:29:00 AM
#11:


Btw, new episode of FCW is finally out.

SO GET EXCITED FOR MY FCW RECAP!

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PrivateBiscuit1
05/20/12 9:47:00 AM
#12:


Oh, and because I've only just seen Smackdown, Damien Sandow is STILL amazing. His promo and reaction to Yoshi's taunting was brilliant.

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PrivateBiscuit1
05/20/12 12:46:00 PM
#13:


FCW - May 13 2011

Yesss we get Byron Saxton on commentary. Oh, and Chris Russo.

Man, Antonio Cesaro's FCW theme song is so much better than his crappy Smackdown one. (Btw, why was he not on Smackdown this week?) Anyway, surprisingly, it's Antonio Cesaro vs Kassius Ohno. KINGS OF WRESTLING EXPLODE! I anticipate that Cesaro will carry this match to something great, since Ohno is good at being carried. I think Ohno is a face for some reason. It was a very, very good match though. I think Kassius might finally be getting into the WWE style now. He goes for a Roaring Elbow eventually, but Cesaro tugs the referee in the way and the referee is knocked out. They start brawling until another referee throws the match. FCW stars Aiden English, Jiro, Garrett Dylan, and CJ Parker come in to try breaking it up. Kassius Ohno wins by DQ, which makes them fight even more.

Next up, Bray Wyatt (Husky Harris) is in the ring with Eli Cottonwood and Bray gives a speech. He gives a weird speech about how he's sitting right next to everyone watching now and using words that cut them like blades, and they'll come to love Bray Wyatt while their friends and family will betray them eventually. He then says that eventually, they will love him like a father and that one taste of the apple (which he has with him) will be delightful. He sings Time is On My Side again and says "Let me in." Yeah, someone definitely saw Fallen with Denzel Washington recently.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallen_%28film%29 (Check it out! It's a pretty good movie.)

Anyway, Bray Wyatt vs Benecio Salazar is up. And I'm very disappointed that our resident lucha expert hasn't told us about him. Hey, Husky's got a lot more tattoos now. He applaudes Benecio and gives him a handshake. Husky sits beside Benecio while he's in the corner.

Bray: Do you understand now...? Do you understand that!? [He starts to pummel him]
Chris: My god, what is he doing?
Byron: That's a little awkward, yeah.

Then Bray hits a big body splash in the corner, tugs Benecio out to dance with him before kissing his forehead and driving him into the mat with his twisting Flatliner thing. He wins! He then shakes the unconscious Salazar's hand.

OMG A BRAD MADDOX PROMO YES YES YES! I will transcribe it because it's incredible.

"Because I defeated a certain superstar at a live event recently, I have been granted a title match against a certain Jack Briscoe 15 Champion. And I have decided that I am going to leave an impression-- literally-- on Richie Steamboat's face. I... can't stand you, Richie. I know. It's been a while. You've done well for yourself. The 15 Championship, a big head to go with it... I think it's time that someone took you down a peg. I'm just... not enthralled with you. Is it just me? Am I losing my mind? Am I going insane!? Am I crazy to think you shouldn't be the face of FCW!? I'll tell you what. Next week, I'm gonna see if I can break your legs and take your championship before you get a banner on that wall and burn this whole company to the ground! Ha... ha... And I'm going to do it because you think I can't. And I understand that you don't think I have a chance, but I have trained my mind and my body will flow, and I will gladly walk out on the field of battle! And when I get there, I will arrive violently! And I will RIP your heart out, and I will leave it lying on the ground! Because I've... got nothing... to lose."

Fantastic promo. This is why Brad Maddox is incredible.

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PrivateBiscuit1
05/20/12 12:46:00 PM
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Anyway, next up we get a chance to see some CANADIAN LIFTERS! OH GOD YES! Rick Victor w/ Sofia Cortez (who is looking very hot and unique) & Paige vs Richie Steamboat. OH NO WE PROBABLY WON'T SEE ANY CANADIAN LIFTERS GOD DAMNIT! I pray that Brad Maddox gets involved so we can see a Canadian Lifter. Rick Victor and Richie Steamboat are still very awesome. Rick Victor has stepped up his game so much, and he's wonderful. Byron thinks everyone is going to jump on the Rick Victor bandwagon. ALREADY THERE BYRON!

Chris: Some people call Rick Victor... bohemian. He calls himself a space lord.
Byron: *scoffs* You should hear what people call you behind your back.

So Richie hits JTG's Shout Out move and gets to the top rope. Paige distracts him so Rick Victor can nail A CANADIAN LIFTER! YEEEEEEEEEEAH! He then pulls Richie to the center of the ring and nails THE TIGAH BOMB! But Richie kicks out! Victor distracts the referee by trying to bring a chair into the ring. Paige runs in and grabs Richie, and she holds him so Sofia Cortez can nail an awesome flying headscissors. WOW! Isabelle from Tough Enough earning her stripes! Wow! Steamboat kicks out though! He goes for another Tiger Bomb, but Richie fights out and nails a Super Kick! VICTOR GOES DOWN! Victory for Richie! Brad Maddox runs into the ring and nails his AROUND THE WORLD JAWBREAKER on Richie! Ouch! He does a little dance and we learn that move is called the Deal Breaker! Brad sits down and starts talking crazily to Richie Steamboat before getting out of the ring.

Next up, we got an interview with AW and the tag champs Corey Graves and Jake Carter. Summer Rae has the mic though. Gross. She says in her terrible way that Corey Graves and Jake Carter will face The Ascension (Kenneth Cameron & Conor O'Brien) next week. AW gives a speech about knowing who is the talent in FCW. "I make more champions than Wheaties!" That was good. He says there's money to be made and peaces out with his boys.

Next up is Bo Rotundo vs Leo Kruger. Ugggggggh. I don't want to see this match again, and I don't want to see Bo Rotundo win like he probably will.

Chris: Leo Kruger is mocking Bo Rotundo and calling him BoBo!
Byron: Haha... BoBo, I like that.

Anyway, the match is alright. Oh hey guys, want to guess how this match ended?

SURPRISE MOTHER F***ING SPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT.

F*** Bo Rotundo.

Highlights:

Antonio Cesaro vs Kassius Ohno -

Bray Wyatt vs Benecio Salazar -

Brad Maddox Promo -

Richie Steamboat vs Rick Victor -

So it was actually a really good show. Antonio and Kassius was great. Bray Wyatt was great. Brad Maddox was phenomenal. And Richie Steamboat vs Rick Victor was fantastic.

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XIII_rocks
05/20/12 12:58:00 PM
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From: PrivateBiscuit1 | #009
Also, there's a new Are You Serious? with reasons why you should be nice to Puppet H.



I was amused.


I love Puppet H.

I also watched Backstage Fallout specifically for an R-Truth promo

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PrivateBiscuit1
05/20/12 12:59:00 PM
#16:


You should watch FCW specifically for a BRAD MADDOX PROMO!

(And a Canadian Lifter)

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XIII_rocks
05/20/12 1:02:00 PM
#17:




I love Ricardo more than most things.

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ScareChan
05/20/12 1:17:00 PM
#18:


taging both

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Wanglicious
05/20/12 1:37:00 PM
#19:


chikara show that i just went to.
top tier awesome.

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JaKyL25
05/20/12 1:38:00 PM
#20:


Kinda amusing idea from ex-writer Seth Mates on Twitter

Amidst all these rumors of Jericho leaving soon, imagine he wins the World Heavyweight Championship tonight...and then leaves.

Not only would he then ironically be ripping off Punk, but it would be the end of the World.

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PrivateBiscuit1
05/20/12 1:39:00 PM
#21:


Well f***.

Now I need to see that happen Jakyl.

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X_Dante_X
05/20/12 1:39:00 PM
#22:


sounds terrible

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JaKyL25
05/20/12 1:44:00 PM
#23:


He also has this goofy idea about Punk turning heel helping Ace beat Cena and joining Heyman/Lesnar and not being able to be fired due to the fine print of his new contract last summer, but I really don't get what that accomplishes (except maybe building to another humongous Punk/Cena match).

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Wanglicious
05/20/12 1:46:00 PM
#24:


he just wants to see the HOLY HEYMAN HUSTLE

what he doesn't realize is that HHH will solo all 3 in a match. to prove he's the superior one.

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JaKyL25
05/20/12 1:52:00 PM
#25:


It does get me thinking though...what in the world is next for Punk after Bryan?

The next PPV is Lockd--err...No Way Out, where the main matches will be in steel cages. What potential Punk feud warrants that?

My only guess is that after Ace beats Cena tonight, he gets it in his head that he's mega-awesome and challenges Punk for the title. Punk vs. Ace in the cage to complete the Austin/McMahon tribute feud.

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XIII_rocks
05/20/12 1:53:00 PM
#26:


Punk/Bryan again imo.

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JaKyL25
05/20/12 1:54:00 PM
#27:


I'm not sure that putting them in a cage really maximizes their effectiveness as a matchup.

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XIII_rocks
05/20/12 1:55:00 PM
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So? They'll have their wrestling clinic tonight.

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JaKyL25
05/20/12 1:56:00 PM
#29:


Oh god, Big Show is about to be Ace's flunkie too.

Punk vs. Ace in the cage, Big Show comes up through the ring, lawn darts Punk at the cage wall breaking it open sending Punk to the floor as the winner.

They really CAN do the full on tribute match.

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CybrMonkey
05/20/12 3:06:00 PM
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From: Jakyl25 | Posted: 5/20/2012 4:38:38 PM | #020
Kinda amusing idea from ex-writer Seth Mates on Twitter

Amidst all these rumors of Jericho leaving soon, imagine he wins the World Heavyweight Championship tonight...and then leaves.

Not only would he then ironically be ripping off Punk, but it would be the end of the World.


And the end of the brand split (please).

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JaKyL25
05/20/12 3:09:00 PM
#31:


Does the actual brand split really still actually bother people? It means next to nothing now as far as the televised product goes.

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Masato_Tanaka
05/20/12 3:11:00 PM
#32:


IDK if this is news or not, but my friend Jordan said he got a text from WWE that said the following:

BREAKING NEWS: "People Power" Battle Royal tonight at Over the Limit! Winner to challenge either IC or U.S. Champion later in evening. Watch at wwe.com/ppv.

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Wanglicious
05/20/12 3:14:00 PM
#33:


actually gonna go see this show with a couple friends tonight, so won't be in the chat.
we will YES!
so it's okay.

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JaKyL25
05/20/12 3:15:00 PM
#34:


From: Masato_Tanaka | #032
BREAKING NEWS: "People Power" Battle Royal tonight at Over the Limit! Winner to challenge either IC or U.S. Champion later in evening. Watch at wwe.com/ppv.


Cody or Santino win, challenge the other maybe?

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PrivateBiscuit1
05/20/12 3:17:00 PM
#35:


From: Wanglicious | #033
actually gonna go see this show with a couple friends tonight, so won't be in the chat.
we will YES!
so it's okay.


Use this to get you in the mood:

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CybrMonkey
05/20/12 3:23:00 PM
#36:


From: Jakyl25 | Posted: 5/20/2012 6:09:07 PM | #031
Does the actual brand split really still actually bother people? It means next to nothing now as far as the televised product goes.


I just want half of the titles to go away since they don't mean anything.

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Rad Link 5
05/20/12 3:55:00 PM
#37:


So Chris Jericho is a William Regal wannabe?

By the way, was the crowd reaction and announcer editing really, really bad on SmackDown this week? Or did I just get a bad copy? Especially the announcer editing. I've been watching SmackDown less because of the awful editing, but it was nowhere near this bad.

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JaKyL25
05/20/12 4:01:00 PM
#38:


Announcer editing on SD IMO has always been extremely bad so maybe you just never noticed it before. <_<

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Rad Link 5
05/20/12 4:02:00 PM
#39:


Well, yeah, but this week there are just tons of really strange silences, and moments where, for example, the camera is on Daniel Bryan moving his lips, but I'm hearing young Josh Matthews talking.

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JaKyL25
05/20/12 4:04:00 PM
#40:


Must be some voicebox flaws in the cloning process

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JaKyL25
05/20/12 4:10:00 PM
#41:


AIM: B8OverthePostLimit

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ScareChan
05/20/12 5:47:00 PM
#42:


Great Divas match

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OlDirtyNumbers
05/20/12 7:05:00 PM
#43:


I HAVE 'TIL 5

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OlDirtyNumbers
05/20/12 7:47:00 PM
#44:


PEOPLE POWER

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FFDragon
05/20/12 7:50:00 PM
#45:


My stream died for most of the DBD/Punk match.

Rest was 'eh'

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ZeroSignal620
05/20/12 7:52:00 PM
#46:


I honestly don't think that main event could have been any worse.

Prepare for yet another Cena/Show feud -_-

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CybrMonkey
05/20/12 7:56:00 PM
#47:


From: ZeroSignal620 | Posted: 5/20/2012 10:52:27 PM | #046
I honestly don't think that main event could have been any worse.

Prepare for yet another Cena/Show feud -_-


Actually I think that was the best they could have done with the way they set it up.

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Kinglicious
05/20/12 7:56:00 PM
#48:


Man, punk stole half the moves in the match from other indie guys. Great match.

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ZeroSignal620
05/20/12 8:03:00 PM
#49:


From: CybrMonkey | #047
Actually I think that was the best they could have done with the way they set it up.


I'm partially aware of that; just didn't like the idea of this match from the very beginning, and it got even worse when they added the "Ace is fired if he loses" stip, cause that pretty much solidified his win. I mean, the OTHER scenarios we could have had were...

- Cena wins, Ace is fired, new GM rehires Big Show out of sympathy, and we're left with nothing to lean on
- What we just saw, which will lead to Cena/Show XXXVI, but at least Ace keeps his status

In the end, this was the one match where I honestly thought there was no good way for it to end. Big Show turning heel was predicted when he was being forced to apologize for mocking Ace.

On the other hand, Punk/Bryan was great, the fatal four-way was pretty good, and Christian/Cody was a good watch as well.

7/10 for the ppv.

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JaKyL25
05/20/12 8:14:00 PM
#50:


Cena vs. Show in a cage is...not a PPV seller. <_<

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