Board 8 > B8UCA Friday Night COMBAT ft. NLK/WotR

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Tom Bombadil
05/17/12 7:54:00 PM
#1:


(THERE WILL BE AN EASY VOTE FORM IN THE NEXT POST)

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MAIN EVENT




B8UCA Tag Team Titles:
Champions Whiskey on the Rocks (XIII and Nick) v. No Lynch Kru (Tom and Wigs)
Finally, we can settle this once and for all! The "most dominant" claims, the ducking, and the UotY rivalry have all come to this climactic showdown! I have it on good authority that XIII was behind the downtime last night. It's sad how desperate he is to hang on to the belts for one more night, but he's out of excuses to hide behind now! WotR have been stripped of their champion advantage for this match- the belts will change hands on a DQ or a tie.

NB: Rallying will not be tolerated.

UNDERCARD




This Match Builds to the PPV:
Boko United Champion Chris and eddv v. Football and Cobain
Since I am sure there are some out there who cannot grasp the difference between this and a "random tag team match," allow me to simplify this to your level. Chris is Tom's friend. eddv is Tom's friend too! Football is not Tom's friend. Football's team is going to fight with Tom's team. Chris is on Tom's team! eddv is not on Tom's team, but he would be if he wasn't busy, because eddv and Tom are friends. eddv is fighting Cobain instead, because eddv and Cobain are not friends. Football and Cobain might not be friends, but they are un-friends with Tom and his friends!

"Warmup": AlecTrevelyan006 v. ctesjbuvf
A few days before Alec challenges Reg for the IB Title, he gets the warmup match from hell- Reg's stronger friend who doesn't have to deal with being doublebooked! If Alec can survive this, he has a good shot this Sunday!

Welp: ZaziGuado v. KommunistKoala
You may have come up short in your COMBAT debut title match, but here's a nice ranking match for you!

You Too: jdizzy v. Drakeryn
If I paid more attention to Ruin, I might have a better idea how strong jdizzy is. That, however, would require me to pay attention to Ruin.

MELEE MAYHEM Three Stages of Hell: Champion BEAR (w/Sheamus) v. Maniac64 (w/Tom)
Might as well add one more belt to the Team Tom collection before the big War Games brawl! This match is divided into three 8-hour Stages, and you may vote once per Stage. Some of the rules are slightly modified.
1st fall: Texas Death Match. Whoever holds the lead for the longest stretch of time wins.
2nd fall: GRIZZLY BEAR CAGE DEATHMATCH: Every three votes, whoever has fewer votes will get eaten! ...except the Bear won't eat himself because that's silly. Instead, Maniac can win by avoiding getting eaten the whole time. If Bear eats him just once, he gets the win instead.
3rd fall: Special Enforcer Match: My vote and Sheamus' vote count double!


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Tom Bombadil
05/17/12 7:55:00 PM
#2:


DESTINED BATTLE VOTEFORM

XIII/Nick v. Tom/Wigs
Chris/eddv v. Football/Cobain
Alec v. ctes
Zazi v. Koala
jdizzy v. Drak

Vote once per 8-hour segment
Bear v. Maniac

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Dr_Football
05/17/12 7:57:00 PM
#3:


To prove Im the true man of the people, and what UCA was once proud, Im offering anyone the chance to join Team XFL, along with me, Regaro, and a super secret return.

The only stip is that XIII and Tom have cruelly left you off the PPV.

You deserve a chance!
A chance at immortality!

A chance



to watch the world burn

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CommodoreTN
05/17/12 7:59:00 PM
#4:


XIII/Nick
Football/Cobain
Alec
Zazi
jdizzy

Bear

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_Regaro_
05/17/12 8:00:00 PM
#5:


This match is still ****ing godawful
Football/Cobain
ctes
Koala
Drak

Bear

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XIII_rocks
05/17/12 8:03:00 PM
#6:


XIII/Nick
Football/Cobain
I abstain
Zazi
jdizzy (no hard feelings bros)

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GTM
05/17/12 8:03:00 PM
#7:


Tom/Wigs
Football/Cobain
ctes
Koala
Drak

Vote once per 8-hour segment
Maniac (I want my blood title feud)

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XIII_rocks
05/17/12 8:07:00 PM
#8:


Bear

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Rad Link 5
05/17/12 9:00:00 PM
#9:


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"Man oh man, our Maniac Champion is gonna be pretty busy tonight."
"That's right. Not only is he defending his title in a Three Stages of Hell match against the man who tried to tell him he couldn't be champion, but he's going to be interviewed by the man he's supposedly been hired to maim. Rad Link 5."
"Ohhhh man! I cannot wait for that! You just know things are going to get explosive!"

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edwardsdv
05/17/12 9:03:00 PM
#10:


Tom/Wigs
Chris/eddv
ctes
Koala
jdizzy

Vote once per 8-hour segment
Maniac

Since I am sure there are some out there who cannot grasp the difference between this and a "random tag team match," allow me to simplify this to your level. Chris is Tom's friend. eddv is Tom's friend too! Football is not Tom's friend. Football's team is going to fight with Tom's team. Chris is on Tom's team! eddv is not on Tom's team, but he would be if he wasn't busy, because eddv and Tom are friends. eddv is fighting Cobain instead, because eddv and Cobain are not friends. Football and Cobain might not be friends, but they are un-friends with Tom and his friends!

Dear god, I almost want to frame this!

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Sir Cobain
05/17/12 9:07:00 PM
#11:


Tom/Wigs
Football/Cobain
ctes
Zazi
jdizzy

Vote once per 8-hour segment
Maniac

Since I am sure there are some out there who cannot grasp the difference between this and a "random tag team match," allow me to simplify this to your level. Chris is Tom's friend. eddv is Tom's friend too! Football is not Tom's friend. Football's team is going to fight with Tom's team. Chris is on Tom's team! eddv is not on Tom's team, but he would be if he wasn't busy, because eddv and Tom are friends. eddv is fighting Cobain instead, because eddv and Cobain are not friends. Football and Cobain might not be friends, but they are un-friends with Tom and his friends!

someone get this man a job producing wwe hype packages

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Dr_Football
05/17/12 9:57:00 PM
#12:


el bumpo

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KCF0107
05/17/12 10:11:00 PM
#13:


XIII/Nick
Football/Cobain
ctes
Zazi
jdizzy

Maniac

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Haguile
05/17/12 10:13:00 PM
#14:


I vote for Bear
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Rad Link 5
05/17/12 10:27:00 PM
#15:


I don't want to get involved in this petty bickering when there is a man after my life. Priorities. So I'm not voting in this match yet.
Waiting on this one, as well.
Alec
Koala
Drak
Bear, who has agreed to answer everyone's questions regarding the hit out on me tonight on Combat!!!

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eaedwards6400
05/17/12 10:48:00 PM
#16:


Chris/eddv
tes
Zazi
jdizzy

Bear

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Rad Link 5
05/17/12 10:55:00 PM
#17:


[The lights in the arena go out.]



[Rad Link 5 comes out to the ring, which is decorated with a carpet, a few seats, and a monitor. He is smiling and holding a microphone.]

Welcome... to The Rad Review.

Tonight's the night, everyone! Tonight's the night I expose the coward of a man who's been hiring a bear to make attempts on my life. You see, he didn't consider one very important fact: hitmen will do anything if the price is right. Even rat out their clients.

And I know... I know what you're thinking. You're thinking the same thing I'm sure the coward was thinking. "How can a bear rat out his client?" I'm sure he thought it was the perfect crime!

[Rad Link grins and taps his head knowingly.]

Well, you'll all see shortly. You're going to hear the answers to your questions right from the devil himself. Or the bear, in this case...

So without further ado, I'd like to welcome my very special guest, tonight. The man... well, not the man, but the bear... who has been hired to attack me, night after night. Our Melee Mayhem Champion...! A bear!

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B8UCABear
05/17/12 10:58:00 PM
#18:




*a bear stalks out from the back with the melee mayhem championship around his waist*

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B8UCABearInterp
05/17/12 10:59:00 PM
#19:


*a bearded gray haired man in a tartan shirt and khakis follows behind the bear with a mic*

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Rad Link 5
05/17/12 11:09:00 PM
#20:


[Rad Link 5 grins confidently as he watches the bear and the man enter the ring, neither choosing to sit.]

Bear! Thank you for joining us, this evening! I'm so glad you could make it!

[Rad Link looks around at the crowd.]

I see a lot of confused faces. I know none of you are familiar with this shaggy looking man here. This man will be interpreting for us, tonight. You see, this man understands bears. He's a "bear whisperer" of sorts.

[Rad Link fights back a triumphant laugh before turning to the bear.]

Well I know you're busy tonight, so let's get right down to business. This bear has agreed to answer three questions. I've thought long and hard about this, and I know exactly what to ask. So my first question! Bear... is it true you've been hired by a member of the UCA roster to attack me on multiple occasions?

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B8UCABear
05/17/12 11:11:00 PM
#21:


*the bear growls unintelligibly at the man behind him*

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B8UCABearInterp
05/17/12 11:12:00 PM
#22:


he says "yes, i was hired to attack you."

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Rad Link 5
05/17/12 11:14:00 PM
#23:


[The crowd ooohs and aaahs, even though they already knew this. Rad Link smiles and nods his head knowingly.]

Is it true you were instructed to "make sure I could never compete again?"

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B8UCABear
05/17/12 11:18:00 PM
#24:


*the bear turns to the interpreter and gives a quick growl.*

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B8UCABearInterp
05/17/12 11:19:00 PM
#25:


i'm sorry, it's a little hard to understand his dialect. i believe he said "yes, i was instructed about that."

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Rad Link 5
05/17/12 11:22:00 PM
#26:


[The crowd reacts again and Rad Link grins wider in anticipation.]

And now we get to the juicy part! I want anyone watching to turn on the VCR, the DVR, whatever you've got, and I want you to record this! Those of you in the crowd, take out your phones and get the camera rolling! I want everyone to hear this and I want everyone to remember this! It's time for the truth to be revealed!

Bear! ... Who hired you to attack me?

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B8UCABear
05/17/12 11:26:00 PM
#27:


*the bear gives a protracted growl to the man behind him*

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B8UCABearInterp
05/17/12 11:28:00 PM
#28:


i'm... i'm sorry. i couldn't understand all of that. he said.... he said something about "the champion of heavyweight division". i'm not sure if that first part was a name or... i just didn't understand it. my apologies.

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Rad Link 5
05/17/12 11:32:00 PM
#29:


[The crowd lights up. Rad Link 5's smile disappears.]

... The Champion of... That's all?! Who?! There are two of them! Who is it?! Is it TheRock?! It was that son of a b**** Rock, wasn't it?! Or is it Nee?! Tell me if it's Nee! Damn it, we had an agreement! Tell me who's out to break me!

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B8UCABear
05/17/12 11:34:00 PM
#30:


*the bear growls something to the old man and then starts advancing towards rl5*

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B8UCABearInterp
05/17/12 11:35:00 PM
#31:


he says "we did have an agreement. and you asked your three questions. now i have another agreement to..." um, "another agreement to attend to." i think.

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B8UCABear
05/17/12 11:39:00 PM
#32:


*the bear pounces on rl5 and mauls him, slamming him repeated against the mat before lifting him up and throwing him clear out of the ring. the bear hurries out of the ring after him and slams him against the guard rail all the way around the ring. rl5 tries to escape up the ramp, but the bear is in pursuit, and no sooner does he get backstage than the bear spears him throw a pile of steel boxes used for holding equipment. the bear sees rl5 is not moving and runs off.*

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XIII_rocks
05/18/12 2:16:00 AM
#33:


Bahaha I audibly laughed when I saw B8UCABearInterp

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ctesjbuvf
05/18/12 3:29:00 AM
#34:


XIII/Nick
Chris/eddv
ctes
Zazi
Drak

Maniac

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TheKnightOfNee
05/18/12 5:37:00 AM
#35:


Tom/Wigs
Football/Cobain
Alec
Zazi
jdizzy
Maniac

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-LusterSoldier-
05/18/12 8:38:00 AM
#36:


XIII/Nick
Football/Cobain
ctes
Zazi
jdizzy
Maniac

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Whiskey_Nick
05/18/12 8:55:00 AM
#37:


XIII/Nick
Football/Cobain
ctes
Zazi
jdizzy

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Maniac

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XIII_rocks
05/18/12 9:55:00 AM
#38:


Honestly I though eaed/War was a shoe-in for feud of the year at the UCA Slammies but BEAR/RL5 is running it pretty close right now

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muddersmilk
05/18/12 10:16:00 AM
#39:


XIII/Nick
Chris/eddv
Alec
Zazi
Drak

Maniac

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Dr_Football
05/18/12 1:47:00 PM
#40:


cobain is very good at tag matches it appears

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Forceful_Dragon
05/18/12 2:13:00 PM
#41:


Tom/Wigs
Chris/eddv
Alec
Zazi
jdizzy


Maniac

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TheKnightOfNee
05/18/12 2:40:00 PM
#42:


Maniac

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Dr_Football
05/18/12 6:37:00 PM
#43:


1 last bump

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edwardsdv
05/18/12 6:46:00 PM
#44:


maniac

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Tom Bombadil
05/18/12 7:30:00 PM
#45:


you are welcome for the melee mayhem shot maniac

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Tom Bombadil
05/18/12 7:46:00 PM
#46:


I hope you enjoy your new title

I know that title is very important to you

it is nice when your friends help you win titles that are very important to you

isn't it

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CrimsonOcean
05/18/12 7:50:00 PM
#47:


XIII/Nick
Football/Cobain
Alec
Zazi
jdizzy
Maniac

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