B8UCA Tag Team Titles:Champions Whiskey on the Rocks (XIII and Nick) v. No Lynch Kru (Tom and Wigs) Finally, we can settle this once and for all! The "most dominant" claims, the ducking, and the UotY rivalry have all come to this climactic showdown! I have it on good authority that XIII was behind the downtime last night. It's sad how desperate he is to hang on to the belts for one more night, but he's out of excuses to hide behind now! WotR have been stripped of their champion advantage for this match- the belts will change hands on a DQ or a tie.
NB: Rallying will not be tolerated.
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This Match Builds to the PPV:Boko United Champion Chris and eddv v. Football and Cobain Since I am sure there are some out there who cannot grasp the difference between this and a "random tag team match," allow me to simplify this to your level. Chris is Tom's friend. eddv is Tom's friend too! Football is not Tom's friend. Football's team is going to fight with Tom's team. Chris is on Tom's team! eddv is not on Tom's team, but he would be if he wasn't busy, because eddv and Tom are friends. eddv is fighting Cobain instead, because eddv and Cobain are not friends. Football and Cobain might not be friends, but they are un-friends with Tom and his friends!
"Warmup": AlecTrevelyan006 v. ctesjbuvf A few days before Alec challenges Reg for the IB Title, he gets the warmup match from hell- Reg's stronger friend who doesn't have to deal with being doublebooked! If Alec can survive this, he has a good shot this Sunday!
Welp: ZaziGuado v. KommunistKoala You may have come up short in your COMBAT debut title match, but here's a nice ranking match for you!
You Too: jdizzy v. Drakeryn If I paid more attention to Ruin, I might have a better idea how strong jdizzy is. That, however, would require me to pay attention to Ruin.
MELEE MAYHEM Three Stages of Hell:Champion BEAR (w/Sheamus) v. Maniac64 (w/Tom) Might as well add one more belt to the Team Tom collection before the big War Games brawl! This match is divided into three 8-hour Stages, and you may vote once per Stage. Some of the rules are slightly modified. 1st fall: Texas Death Match. Whoever holds the lead for the longest stretch of time wins. 2nd fall: GRIZZLY BEAR CAGE DEATHMATCH: Every three votes, whoever has fewer votes will get eaten! ...except the Bear won't eat himself because that's silly. Instead, Maniac can win by avoiding getting eaten the whole time. If Bear eats him just once, he gets the win instead. 3rd fall: Special Enforcer Match: My vote and Sheamus' vote count double!
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The only stip is that XIII and Tom have cruelly left you off the PPV.
"Man oh man, our Maniac Champion is gonna be pretty busy tonight." "That's right. Not only is he defending his title in a Three Stages of Hell match against the man who tried to tell him he couldn't be champion, but he's going to be interviewed by the man he's supposedly been hired to maim. Rad Link 5." "Ohhhh man! I cannot wait for that! You just know things are going to get explosive!"
-- Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police http://i55.tinypic.com/21ozujs.gif
Since I am sure there are some out there who cannot grasp the difference between this and a "random tag team match," allow me to simplify this to your level. Chris is Tom's friend. eddv is Tom's friend too! Football is not Tom's friend. Football's team is going to fight with Tom's team. Chris is on Tom's team! eddv is not on Tom's team, but he would be if he wasn't busy, because eddv and Tom are friends. eddv is fighting Cobain instead, because eddv and Cobain are not friends. Football and Cobain might not be friends, but they are un-friends with Tom and his friends!
Dear god, I almost want to frame this!
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Since I am sure there are some out there who cannot grasp the difference between this and a "random tag team match," allow me to simplify this to your level. Chris is Tom's friend. eddv is Tom's friend too! Football is not Tom's friend. Football's team is going to fight with Tom's team. Chris is on Tom's team! eddv is not on Tom's team, but he would be if he wasn't busy, because eddv and Tom are friends. eddv is fighting Cobain instead, because eddv and Cobain are not friends. Football and Cobain might not be friends, but they are un-friends with Tom and his friends!
someone get this man a job producing wwe hype packages
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I don't want to get involved in this petty bickering when there is a man after my life. Priorities. So I'm not voting in this match yet. Waiting on this one, as well. Alec Koala Drak Bear, who has agreed to answer everyone's questions regarding the hit out on me tonight on Combat!!!
-- Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police http://i52.tinypic.com/2nar4wm.jpg
[Rad Link 5 comes out to the ring, which is decorated with a carpet, a few seats, and a monitor. He is smiling and holding a microphone.]
Welcome... to The Rad Review.
Tonight's the night, everyone! Tonight's the night I expose the coward of a man who's been hiring a bear to make attempts on my life. You see, he didn't consider one very important fact: hitmen will do anything if the price is right. Even rat out their clients.
And I know... I know what you're thinking. You're thinking the same thing I'm sure the coward was thinking. "How can a bear rat out his client?" I'm sure he thought it was the perfect crime!
[Rad Link grins and taps his head knowingly.]
Well, you'll all see shortly. You're going to hear the answers to your questions right from the devil himself. Or the bear, in this case...
So without further ado, I'd like to welcome my very special guest, tonight. The man... well, not the man, but the bear... who has been hired to attack me, night after night. Our Melee Mayhem Champion...! A bear!
-- Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police http://i56.tinypic.com/9lh3t3.jpg
[Rad Link 5 grins confidently as he watches the bear and the man enter the ring, neither choosing to sit.]
Bear! Thank you for joining us, this evening! I'm so glad you could make it!
[Rad Link looks around at the crowd.]
I see a lot of confused faces. I know none of you are familiar with this shaggy looking man here. This man will be interpreting for us, tonight. You see, this man understands bears. He's a "bear whisperer" of sorts.
[Rad Link fights back a triumphant laugh before turning to the bear.]
Well I know you're busy tonight, so let's get right down to business. This bear has agreed to answer three questions. I've thought long and hard about this, and I know exactly what to ask. So my first question! Bear... is it true you've been hired by a member of the UCA roster to attack me on multiple occasions?
-- Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/5299/jackiekungfu1.gif
[The crowd reacts again and Rad Link grins wider in anticipation.]
And now we get to the juicy part! I want anyone watching to turn on the VCR, the DVR, whatever you've got, and I want you to record this! Those of you in the crowd, take out your phones and get the camera rolling! I want everyone to hear this and I want everyone to remember this! It's time for the truth to be revealed!
Bear! ... Who hired you to attack me?
-- Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/9458/daigohair.png
i'm... i'm sorry. i couldn't understand all of that. he said.... he said something about "the champion of heavyweight division". i'm not sure if that first part was a name or... i just didn't understand it. my apologies.
[The crowd lights up. Rad Link 5's smile disappears.]
... The Champion of... That's all?! Who?! There are two of them! Who is it?! Is it TheRock?! It was that son of a b**** Rock, wasn't it?! Or is it Nee?! Tell me if it's Nee! Damn it, we had an agreement! Tell me who's out to break me!
-- Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police http://i55.tinypic.com/2mcnjl.gif
he says "we did have an agreement. and you asked your three questions. now i have another agreement to..." um, "another agreement to attend to." i think.
*the bear pounces on rl5 and mauls him, slamming him repeated against the mat before lifting him up and throwing him clear out of the ring. the bear hurries out of the ring after him and slams him against the guard rail all the way around the ring. rl5 tries to escape up the ramp, but the bear is in pursuit, and no sooner does he get backstage than the bear spears him throw a pile of steel boxes used for holding equipment. the bear sees rl5 is not moving and runs off.*
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