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JaKyL25
05/18/12 1:09:00 AM
#451:


From: Haguile | #450
I need something to focus my hate. But seriously I'm referring to how the new NXT looks too wrestly for my tastes. Not enough goofiness. But hey, maybe it'll be better than the spoilers.


Then really your target should be "I hate you, old-school template for taping C-level-show"

I mean really, this is the second coming of WCW Saturday Night circa 1999, when the show became a platform for Power Plant graduates like Elix Skipper and Alan Funk to get some screentime.

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Haguile
05/18/12 1:14:00 AM
#452:


Well that's just not as catchy. Can I refer to it as "Superstars 2.0" then? Because I was like 7 when what you mentioned happened so I really don't remember it too well at all >_>
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DSAutoResponder
05/18/12 1:21:00 AM
#453:


you guys should just watch DDT



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MrGreenonion
05/18/12 1:23:00 AM
#454:


From: Rad Link 5 | #448
No seriously, just think of this for a second.

CM Punk is feuding with the clone of Daniel Bryan. The clone of Daniel Bryan comes out and says Punk was always playing second fiddle to Daniel Bryan, and now Daniel Bryan's clone will be the new WWE Champion. CM Punk suddenly comes out. He starts going on angrily about how was in the WWE way before Daniel Bryan. He says he was already a five time World Champion in the WWE before Daniel Bryan won his first World Championship. He says if not for him, Daniel Bryan wouldn't even exist.

Punk's tone suddenly shifts and he gets right in the face of Daniel Bryan's clone. "You're not even Daniel Bryan, though. You're the product of man's greed! You're a reminder that jackasses like Kevin Dunn are so insecure about their pathetic little lives, that they have to try and play God! They have to try and hold other people back, and when that fails, they go to disgusting lengths to prove how powerful they supposedly are! The fact is, I'm better than you! I'm better than you, I'm better than him, and I'm better than any other wrestler that a****** decides he wants to clone! He thinks he can stop me from getting my time by creating another John Cena?! He thinks what this company needs is another "Dwayne?!" It's my time, now! And I'm not going to be held back by some jealous tool! I will defeat you, clone, and the whole world's going to see that I am the future of this company! And Vince's lackeys in his ear are finally going to have to admit it!"


I can only support this if we later establish that the clone is actually the real Daniel Bryan, and the man who we thought was Daniel Bryan is a clone created by Ring of Honor in 2005.

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Rad Link 5
05/18/12 1:33:00 AM
#455:


Does that mean the real Daniel Bryan (who we believed to be a clone) has to be bad on the mic?

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voltch
05/18/12 4:36:00 AM
#456:


So when does Chael Sonnen come in and knock DB out?

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JaKyL25
05/18/12 7:58:00 AM
#457:


From: Haguile | #452
Well that's just not as catchy. Can I refer to it as "Superstars 2.0" then? Because I was like 7 when what you mentioned happened so I really don't remember it too well at all >_>


Nah, Superstars classic version was all about squash matches and midcard stuff rather than showcasing developmental talent.

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edwardsdv
05/18/12 9:04:00 AM
#458:


From: Jakyl25 | #451
Then really your target should be "I hate you, old-school template for taping C-level-show"

I mean really, this is the second coming of WCW Saturday Night circa 1999, when the show became a platform for Power Plant graduates like Elix Skipper and Alan Funk to get some screentime.


Its PRIME TIME Elix Skipper to you buster!

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PrivateBiscuit1
05/18/12 9:18:00 AM
#459:


But seriously, Brooke Hogan? Really?

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Kinglicious
05/18/12 10:19:00 AM
#460:


You people have it all wrong. Daniel Bryan is not a clone, he is an extracted version of the real thing. Go back to the end of nxt, remember him citing the return of Bryan Danielson? He did actually come back. Danielson was in that ring before wwe realized the major differences between the two, despite Stryker's best attempts to warn them. It became realized after tiemaggedon and wwe put together a plan to remove Daniel Bryan from Bryan Danielson. It was impossible to do it completely and they didn't want a clean version anyway as he wasn't good enough. Instead of doing what they did to Foley, new technologies have been made to allow a full superstar out of the larger shell. That is Daniel Bryan. What they didn't anticipate however is that he'd remember Punk so well. Punk got the okay to rock the boat, but now they it's too late, heis trying to access data he does not have. He will instead try to recreate it, but the needed systems aren't there. He can't wrestle, let alone beat, Punk as he is at even a third of Danielson capabilities. The only reason he got to where he is lies behind the reason he is there: raw talent could not be removed.

As for where Danielson is, few know. He was taken for medical testing and as an emergency precaution should the experiment fail. He too however is remembering. It won't be long until they meet.

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GTMplusCATS
05/18/12 10:49:00 AM
#461:


hey the morrison future endeavours happened on tv!

well i guess its possible that is a work and the hhh/taker rap was planned

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XIII_rocks
05/18/12 11:15:00 AM
#462:


watching smackdown. spoilers.



LMAO Yoshi on the mic
Sandow's neckbreaker looks kind of like the Regal Cutter

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XIII_rocks
05/18/12 1:32:00 PM
#463:


"Big ups to this big red guy right here. I love the hair. The red hair. the texture of it. it's cool." - Booker T

The main event was pretty good tbqh. They gave Sheamus and Orton a solid 15 minute match and it was great.
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ninkendo
05/18/12 5:32:00 PM
#464:


Sandow once again proves he's the best thing WWE has going

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PrivateBiscuit1
05/18/12 7:14:00 PM
#465:


From: ninkendo | #464
Sandow once again proves he's the best thing WWE has going


This is quoted for emphasis. ALL HAIL DAMIEN SANDOW!

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Haguile
05/18/12 9:14:00 PM
#466:


From: Jakyl25 | #457
Nah, Superstars classic version was all about squash matches and midcard stuff rather than showcasing developmental talent.


Well then f*** it, I'll just refer to my hatred for that show as "Walter" from now on.
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TheRock1525
05/19/12 2:16:00 AM
#467:


Don't know how I ended up on Owen Hart's wikipedia page but I read this:

Since his death, staff have reported sightings, sounds, and lights flickering on and off in the arena late at night. It is speculated among them to be the spirit of Owen Hart. There are also reported sightings of him still in his Blue Blazer suit at the top of the arena looking down with the cable hooked up to him.[51]

I followed the link and it was to a website that looked like it was made on geocities.

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JaKyL25
05/19/12 7:57:00 AM
#468:


Aren't they gonna tear that arena down soon?

Take that, mischievous spirit!

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JaKyL25
05/19/12 8:11:00 AM
#469:


So I was looking up exactly how Nielson ratings work for the Community ratings topic and LOLed at the picture/caption:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nielsen_ratings

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MartinFF7
05/19/12 8:51:00 AM
#470:


^ what the f***

of all the nielsen picture/caption combos to use...

I lol'd, hard.

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voltch
05/19/12 8:58:00 AM
#471:


I didn't know Vince put up pics on Wikipedia.

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Chronic1000
05/19/12 9:37:00 AM
#472:


Wait hold on one minutes. Raw's going three hours?! Did no one learn ANYTHING from WCW?

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-FFDragon-
05/19/12 9:41:00 AM
#473:


Chronic1000 posted...
Wait hold on one minutes. Raw's going three hours?! Did no one learn ANYTHING from WCW?

After watching the first seven years of TNA I can safely say: No.

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Chronic1000
05/19/12 9:46:00 AM
#474:


I believe it. Considering the WWE has less than a third of the roster WCW had when they first went three hours permanently, I can only see MUCH longer promos, more filler, and more video packages being thrown in to fill time, instead of say, development for guys that need it, or longer wrestling matches.

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GTMplusCATS
05/19/12 9:57:00 AM
#475:


watching sd at home, friend told me to go over to him house, i said 'after sd' and he said i could watch it there.

ended up with a guy there saying 'that's so fake' and 'you know it's fake right?' after every move augh

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TheRock1525
05/19/12 11:21:00 AM
#476:


you then put him in the anaconda vise and showed him how fake it was

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JaKyL25
05/19/12 1:39:00 PM
#477:


Esoteric trivia question:

Is this Sunday only the second ever Fatal Four-Way (or bigger) match in WWE history where everyone involved was a 2-time+ World Champion going in?

The only other one I can place is Triple H vs. Rock vs. Big Show vs. Mick Foley from WM 2000.

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JaKyL25
05/19/12 1:50:00 PM
#478:


Oh wait, found one more:

After Batista vacated the WWE Championship in 2009, the title was put up for grabs in a Fatal Four-Way between Randy Orton (3x), John Cena (5x), Big Show (4x), and Triple H (13x)

Not sure if that one will ever be topped.

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JaKyL25
05/19/12 2:53:00 PM
#479:


Austin Healy Aries @AustinAries
Amidst their recent signings, I'm happy to say I've also re-signed with TNA. I'm excited for this next year, and see #GREAT things ahead...

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GTM
05/19/12 3:09:00 PM
#480:


hey dante if we quickly fill this up we can have another sheamus topic before over the limit

hey biscuit if we quickly fill this up we can have another damien sandow topic before over the limit

"All-Purpose Wrestling Topic 191: You're Welcome, Fella!"

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JaKyL25
05/19/12 3:27:00 PM
#481:


http://www.wrestlingisserious.com/

I'll just leave this here.

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XIII_rocks
05/19/12 3:34:00 PM
#482:


From: Jakyl25 | #481
http://www.wrestlingisserious.com/

I'll just leave this here.


I don't know what I'm seeing here, but I hope Fay Bucanero wins.

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Distilled
05/19/12 3:34:00 PM
#483:


GTMplusCATS posted...
watching sd at home, friend told me to go over to him house, i said 'after sd' and he said i could watch it there.

ended up with a guy there saying 'that's so fake' and 'you know it's fake right?' after every move augh


Next time you watch a tv show like the office with your friend, just say, "you know it's fake, right?" after every commercial break.

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XIII_rocks
05/19/12 3:38:00 PM
#484:


I've been fortunate that the friends I talk to about it know that I know it's fake, or have such a low knowledge that they had to genuinely double-check with me that it was when I brought it up in conversation.

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JaKyL25
05/19/12 4:08:00 PM
#485:


Weird story from the writer behind See No Evil

I get a call from Gregory Dark, the director. He says, "We've got a little problem here." This call is from Australia. I said, "What's the problem?" He goes, "Vince has a suggestion about the movie." I said, "Well, it's his movie." He goes, "Vince wants this scene in the movie where Kane's character pulls out his p****, and he wants it to be three feet long." I thought there was a connection problem, I said "Greg, can you just back up and repeat that last line for me?" He goes, "Yes, Vince wants Kane's p**** to be three feet long, and none of the producers are saying anything about it." So I sat there, I go, "Oh, this is not good. This is not good. This is really not good." In the right movie, that's genius, that's absolutely brilliant, but not for this movie.

When the script was finally okayed, they brought someone else in to rewrite me. As a writer, the hairs on the back of your neck stand up; it's an ego thing to be honest. So, they brought in someone to touch up my stuff. I read their version of my script, and I'll be honest, it wasn't good. Every cliché that I purposely wanted to take out, they had put back in.


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XIII_rocks
05/19/12 4:13:00 PM
#486:


Oh WWE films.

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GTM
05/19/12 4:19:00 PM
#487:


Distilled posted...
GTMplusCATS posted...
watching sd at home, friend told me to go over to him house, i said 'after sd' and he said i could watch it there.

ended up with a guy there saying 'that's so fake' and 'you know it's fake right?' after every move augh

Next time you watch a tv show like the office with your friend, just say, "you know it's fake, right?" after every commercial break.


too bad he hates documentary styled shows like the office and parks :(

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JaKyL25
05/19/12 4:20:00 PM
#488:


Probably because they pretend to be real but are in fact fake.

At least he's consistent!

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ScareChan
05/19/12 8:25:00 PM
#489:


Wait is NXT on tv now?

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JaKyL25
05/19/12 10:36:00 PM
#490:


Not in America

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DSAutoResponder
05/19/12 10:39:00 PM
#491:


they should play nxt in the first hour of raw and show the actual episode of raw on a tape delay

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JaKyL25
05/19/12 11:08:00 PM
#492:


In response to rumors that Jericho is leaving again soon:

Chris Jericho @IAmJericho
Good news! Just signed a deal with Methuselah...I'm gonna wrestle until I'm 946 years old! Hurrah! Congrats fans, you got what u wanted!

William Regal @RealKingRegal
Perhaps I need to invent some new stuff you can steal from me! @IAmJericho

Chris Jericho @IAmJericho
That would be great since you've done nothing new for years

William Regal @RealKingRegal
While the likes of Chris Jerico and some of his worthless friends make a big production of passing the torch,I just do as I always do without fanfare and truly encourage,train and mentor the younger talent.How dare I call help without getting credit heaped on me.Shame,regal,Shame.

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DSAutoResponder
05/19/12 11:14:00 PM
#493:


give regal all the titles and make him the forever champion

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JaKyL25
05/20/12 8:30:00 AM
#494:


I was listening to Jonathan Coachman's ESPN radio show this morning, and they were doing a Babyface of the Week and Heel of the Week in sports, and the babyface declarations were accompanied by a Ric Flair WOOOOO clip, and the heel declarations were accompanied by a clip of a Rock catchphrase.

Isn't that entirely backwards?

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TimJab
05/20/12 5:48:00 PM
#495:


Jakyl25 posted...
Esoteric trivia question:

Is this Sunday only the second ever Fatal Four-Way (or bigger) match in WWE history where everyone involved was a 2-time+ World Champion going in?

The only other one I can place is Triple H vs. Rock vs. Big Show vs. Mick Foley from WM 2000.


What about that really good Cena/HBK/Orton/Edge F4W from Backlash...2009?
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TimJab
05/20/12 5:50:00 PM
#496:


Wait, I'm thinking of the Triple H/Orton/Cena/JBL F4W from Backlash, which also fits. I can't remember what PPV the above match was, but it was an awesome match.
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GTM
05/20/12 9:47:00 PM
#497:


#pushmcintyre

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JaKyL25
05/20/12 9:48:00 PM
#498:


From: TimJab | #495
What about that really good Cena/HBK/Orton/Edge F4W from Backlash...2009?


From: TimJab | #496
Wait, I'm thinking of the Triple H/Orton/Cena/JBL F4W from Backlash, which also fits. I can't remember what PPV the above match was, but it was an awesome match.


Neither one fits. Orton in '07 and JBL in '09 were both 1-time World Champs

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05/21/12 12:56:00 AM
#499:


FINISH! HIM!

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05/21/12 12:56:00 AM
#500:


FEED! ME! MORE!

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