You feel trapped by life, which is causing distress and anxiety. You are actively seeking a way out of your troubles, but do not yet have a path that you feel confident will help you. You are open to new experiences and are able to connect emotionally with others, and so if you are able to formulate a plan for your future, the outlook is positive that you will find satisfaction.
You are a highly refined individual who takes pleasure in your capacity for discernment. When you feel that this sense is compromised or that your abilities are not appreciated however, you can feel intense and unrelieved anxiety. You are often obsessed with sincerity and genuineness as a means of protecting yourself from exploitative forces in the world around you. You are very demanding in emotional relationships, but respond in kind. Similarly, you have developed a shell of self control around your innate overly trusting nature.
Well the first paragraph has "good fortune cookie tier" insight on me. In some ways I'd say I'm kinda "trapped" by life and lacking "a path" but not to the degree it's implying-- certainly not enough to cause "distress and anxiety" anyway. And I do believe I'm pretty able to connect emotionally with others, I guess.
The second paragraph is pretty much the opposite of me, though.
So yeah all in all I call this one a whiff.
-- No problem! This is a cute and pop genocide of love!
You are both demanding of others and willing to commit emotionally to a relationship. However an overdeveloped faculty of discernment will lead you to constantly find fault in others. Partially, this is driven by your need for reassurance and comfort, however there are also hidden insecurities that encourage you to criticize others. Despite a very particular nature, you will tend to avoid open conflict, which will innevitably create more trouble for you.
You feel that others are not on your side, or that you do not have the backing of important figures in your life. Often the desire for success expresses itself in unwarranted restraint, leading to a limited depth of feeling or sensuality. There is a distinct sense of underappreciation either in the business or personal world. And yet you want intimacy, which you fear will reveal your inner weaknesses.
You feel confident that you are making headway in a difficult and trying time. You feel that the course of action you have chosen is the correct one and therefore the troubles that you encounter will, with effort, be overcome. However there is an ongoing uncertainty which causes you distress, and consequently any criticism whether intentional or not can lead to a sudden and unexpected emotional response. Anger is often quick and abrupt, especially if you happen to be self-centered, which is likely.
You feel unsatisfied with your professional or romantic relationships. There is a sense that others do not have the same high standards, or that circumstances have put you into a position in which your true value is not appreciated. You want to be loved and admired for talent and skill, and if you do not feel either one, anxiety and frustration will lead to a sense of nervousness. You will often feel that emotional release is weakness and this will be frustrating to your sexual relationships. You will often confuse restraint with strength.
Yeah, seems like BS to me. The questions were very creepy though.
You feel trapped by life, which is causing distress and anxiety. You are actively seeking a way out of your troubles, but do not yet have a path that you feel confident will help you. You are open to new experiences and are able to connect emotionally with others, and so if you are able to formulate a plan for your future, the outlook is positive that you will find satisfaction.
A sense of hopelessness is making you unreasonable and disagreeable. Fears of losing status or security are causing anxiety and stress. You have a sense of loss that you do not want to get any worse, and this is expressing itself as a negative attitude and a general unwillingness to relinquish control.
This does kind of apply to me though and I think it's actually good for me to realize just what it means about me. I guess I got lucky with a good one that might actually mean something to me right now!
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The batman villians all seem to be one big joke that batman refuses to laugh at - SantaRPG
You have a very well developed ego and you regard yourself as above average in intelligence, whether or not this is actually the case. Although your confidence is high, so is your sense of entitlement and superiority. You are easy to take offense at any perceived insult, or even at times, simple humor. The end result of this attitude if taken to extreems will be a sense of isolation and confused wonder at the perceived lack of appreciation from those around you.
You will reject any limitations on your freedom or constraints upon your behavior. You desire above all to control your fortunes and will respond with great anger and anxiety if your self-determination is constrained. You believe that only by following your own beliefs explicitly will you be able to attain the respect you feel you deserve. Often you will resist admitting a mistake and will intentionally refuse to understand others’ points of view because of your headstrong attitude. This can create resentment in others.
The opposite of the truth. It probably couldn't be more wrong even if it tried.
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Do you think cats are clever? They don't hold a candle to dogs and SuperNiceDog is the cream of the crop since he won the Guru contest without breaking a sweat.
You do have the ability to make emotional and physical connections to those around you and to receive pleasure from romantic attachments, however there is a distinct sense of isolation and loneliness present. You tend to withdraw from others emotionally as a means of protecting yourself which can lead to a feedback loop of despair.
You are somewhat unstable, and you tend to blame your problems on others and on circumstances that are beyond your control. Although you greatly desire to make a good impression and to be known and respected by others, you are very easily frustrated from your goals and will very quickly devolve into a feeling of helplessness in the face of frustration. The idea of failing is often so frightening to you that the fear itself will often lead to failure. After stress has left you to pick up the pieces, you will often feel victimized by forces around you. It would be helpful to take responsibility for your actions.
-- Blessed is the mind too small for doubt. last.fm/user/BlackHydras
You feel constrained by the forces around you at the moment and this is a conscious source of stress and anxiety that you are trying to deal with through shear force of will. You feel that if you were to reveal your true feelings or the actual level of your anxieties that this might alienate others, and if you are particularly emotional this might actually be the case. You are easily manipulated through the implication of affection being withheld.
You feel that others are not on your side, or that you do not have the backing of important figures in your life. Often the desire for success expresses itself in unwarranted restraint, leading to a limited depth of feeling or sensuality. There is a distinct sense of underappreciation either in the business or personal world. And yet you want intimacy, which you only fear will reveal your weaknesses to others.
Yup, hole in one
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We are thought, and reality, and concept, and the unimaginable
I didn't really get what I was supposed to be doing tbh. Top paragraph is fairly accurate though but yeah, it could kinda apply to anyone.
Romance thing is laughable considering I'm happily married though.
You harbor resentment that your problems are greater than they need to be. However there is a feeling that with effort you can overcome them. Whether or not this is true, it will tend to leave you feeling less hopeless than those who do not feel a sense of impact upon the world around them. You takes pride in being able to change course when problems evolve and there is a distinct sense of agency, which can help to address rising anxiety caused by lack of success.
You are unfulfilled romantically, possibly the result of high expectations or hopes for an ideal relationship which is statistically difficult to achieve. You are a very aesthetic and emotional individual, however you have learned to control yourself through constant self-monitoring. You are probably artistic and cultured and seek to find others of a similar nature in order to find peace. These needs are not currently being met
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Crucifying my Oracle average one match at a time