“You are expecting too much from the world and this lack is expressing itself in frustration and dismay. Often there will be a distinct problem with a loved one caused by unrealistic expectations of perfection. If this is the case, then there may be sexual problems caused by this lack of understanding or empathy.
Stress and difficulty are building up in you at the moment and they are wearing down your considerable reserves of strength. The current situation feels insurmountable and so you are close to changing course and avoiding the situation all together, which is not typical behavior. You desire a trusting and peaceful relationship and are not finding it. “
You feel frustrated in your attempts to make your will manifest itself in a relationship, either public or private. This frustration can be seen by others as an irritability or anxiety and occasionally as a tendency to drift into self-righteous anger. There is a feeling that society or people around you are holding you back, which can lead to moral exhaustion and a sense of apathy if allowed to fester. Ultimately, if this continues, you will long only to be alone.
You feel a need to avoid relaxation, perhaps because you feel your goals are not yet met. This may lead to meaningless activity in the face of exhaustion. You are probably irritable and easily annoyed, although you may not realize the source of your problems completely. Often you will be in an unsatisfactory relationship and yet not willing or able to make a break from it. Dependent individuals are especially at risk for running themselves into a state of confused despair.
partway through I noticed that when you highlight some letters, they flash on the screen. so I started picking those letters. not sure if that affected my results at all, here's what I got:
You are suffering from a feedback loop of disappointment caused by emotional isolation in tandem with a strong, perhaps overdeveloped, self-regard. Quick to anger or to perceive slight, you are simultaneously emotionally timid or reserved. Consequently deep emotional attachments are very hard for you to create, and your natural tendency to take offence from others will further strain relationships in their early stages.
A sense of hopelessness is making you unreasonable and disagreeable. Fears of losing status or security are causing anxiety and stress. You have a sense of loss that you do not want to get any worse, and this is expressing itself as a negative attitude and a general unwillingness to relinquish control.
OP seems to describe me and I didn't even take the test, sounds like a horoscope, just a generic ambiguous criteria that could potentially apply to anyone.
You have a distinct sense of self-importance or an overdeveloped self regard. You nevertheless have the ability to make an emotional connection to others and are capable of achieving satisfaction in a romantic relationship. However your self-regard has the tendency to limit your emotional depth and to leave you feeling not completely committed or emotionally distanced. You do not easily form strong emotional bonds.
You are feeling the stress that results from a sense of being constrained by life. Anger is present, in direct proportion to the degree to which you feel that you are powerless to change the conditions of your problem. You want to find freedom through escape and are actively seeking a path to independence, possibly through destructive behavior.
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From: Liquid Wind | #012 OP seems to describe me and I didn't even take the test, sounds like a horoscope, just a generic ambiguous criteria that could potentially apply to anyone.
yeah I agree that's probably the type of thing it is. like, I agree with some parts of mine but I think anyone would.
"You are quite anxious, most likely because of strong feelings that your worth is not being appreciated, either romantically or in the platonic realm. Often you will feel that those around you do not understand you. This leads to a withholding of emotional committment in a romantic relationship and this distance can create problems of its own, exacerbating the difficulties and leading others to view you as cold and calculating."
"You are often unstable, and tend to blame your problems on others and on circumstances that are beyond your control. Although you greatly desires to make a good impression and to be known and respected by others, you are very easily frustrated from your goals and will very quickly devolve into a feeling of helplessness. The idea of failing is often so frightening that the fear itself will lead to failure. After stress has left you to pick up the pieces, you will often feel victimized by forces around you."
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You are lacking in confidence at the moment, most likely due to a sense that you may not achieve your immediate goals, whether professional or romantic. You are currently in a delicate state, having extended yourself into a new realm of experience, one which has not yet proven itself to be successful. A need for calm surroundings in which to strive for success is apparent.
You often create your own problems through a compulsion for perfection and individuality. A romantic relationship is often met with a critical discernment and a demanding attitude that can tend to create stress and trauma. Consequently, you will often become involved in a relationship that veers constantly from one extreme to another. Social approval is very important to you and yet you pride yourself in your aesthetic judgement. You will always be seeking for ways to prove your superiority or worth.
You feel misunderstood and this sense is causing anxiety and frustration, leading to a conflict with your sense of self-worth. Other people’s judgement is brought into question, because you feel that no one in your immediate sphere is completely reliable or completely understands you. Such feelings can lead to a pronounced egotism or temper.
You probably have unrealistic goals and dreams that nevertheless must be achieved in their entirety in order for you to feel fulfilled. This will inevitably lead to stress and feelings of nervous tension. You will be constantly on guard so as not to miss an opportunity. Any perceived threat to your social standing will be met with immediate and overwhelming anger. You are most in need of feeling secure in life.
... well, that's a bunch of random sentences. Though the temper part is right, for different reasons.
Also, it screams at you? I gotta try it again!
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You tend to go through a marginally successful series of romantic involvements, which are nonetheless somewhat unsatisfying because you are unwilling or unable to commit emotionally, which can lead to boredom or impatience on both parts. This lack of involvement will usually trigger a breakup of some sort, starting the cycle over again.
You probably have unrealistic goals and dreams that nevertheless must be achieved in their entirety in order for you to feel fulfilled. This will inevitably lead to stress and feelings of nervous tension. You will be constantly on guard so as not to miss an opportunity. Any perceived threat to your social standing will be met with immediate and overwhelming anger. You are most in need of feeling secure in life.
You hold resentments that your problems are greater than they need to be. However there is a feeling that you can overcome them with effort. Whether or not this is true, it will tend to leave you feeling less hopeless than others who do not feel a sense of impact upon the world around them. You take pride in being able to change course when problems evolve and there is a distinct sense of personal agency, which can help to address rising anxiety caused by lack of success.
You feel unsatisfied with your professional or romantic relationships. There is a sense that others do not have the same high standards, or that circumstances have put you into a position in which your true value is not appreciated. You want to be loved and admired for talent and skill, and if you do not feel either one, anxiety and frustration will lead to a sense of nervousness. You will often feel that emotional release is weakness and this will be frustrating to the success of your sexual relationships. Often you will confuse restraint with strength.
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You are expecting too much from the world and this lack is expressing itself in frustration and dismay. Often there will be a distinct problem with a loved one caused by unrealistic expectations of perfection. If this is the case, then there may be sexual problems caused by this lack of understanding or empathy.
A sense of helplessness is pervasive and detached from the frustrations of day to day life. A work or home environment is perceived as hostile and unchanging. Unreasonable demands are generating resentment and a sense of rebelliousness. This leaves you feeling both helpless and unprotected.
Well, I'm not frustrated, dismayed, and I don't feel helpless. I don't percieve my environment as hostile, and I don't feel I have had unreasonable demands placed on me. So....what was the point of this, anyway?
On that one question where it asked you to answer randomly, I used a RNG. Also there was that part where they asked you to pick the one they wanted you to pick. They kept flashing the letter c, so I picked it. The rest of the questions asked me to give up control and go with what they wanted, so I kept picking c for the rest of the test.
And then at the end, he's literally trying to tell you that his test gave you "information poisoning" and the only cure is to buy his crappy sci-fi novel about how the man is trying to control your thoughts.
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What garbage. The questions mean absolutely nothing and the thing at the end is just typical horoscope/cold reading/fortune cookie junk that can kind of apply to anyone but usually doesn't.
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You feel a sense of anxiety and emotional isolation because you are not receiving the appropriate level of appreciation from the platonic or romantic relationships in your life. There is a sense that others are not willing to cooperate with you, which leads you to feel underappreciated.
A disappointment has lead you to a state of indecision and a pervasive uncertainty about the possibility of the future improving. Stress is the natural result, and you are feeling rising levels of uncertainty and anxiety, causing you to avoid situations where you will be forced to make a decision. Often this will express itself in a series of meaningless distractions, whether in the form of entertainment, intoxication or romance.
You are expecting too much from the world and this lack is expressing itself in frustration and dismay.Often there will be a distinct problem with a loved one caused by unrealistic expectations of perfection. If this is the case, then there may be sexual problems caused by this lack of understanding or empathy.
Feelings of insecurity, both physical and mental, are creating stress and anxiety at the moment. (exaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaams) A desire to experience the fullness of life is being met with frustration. You are searching for both fulfillment and sympathetic friendship, and unfortunately finding neither. There is a desire for intimate connection to the outside world and a fear that this may not be possible.
Bold is what it got right (A whole line and a half because the second one comes and goes) and italics is wrong.
You are overly inhibited and unsure of yourself and this likely has lead to a sense of the world closing in on you. You often feel that emotional relationships bring with them responsibilities or limitations that will be damaging to your sense of self. Compromise is seen as a threat to your identity.
You are a highly refined individual who takes pleasure in your capacity for discernment. When you feel that this sense is compromised or that your abilities are not appreciated however, you can feel intense and unrelieved anxiety. You are often obsessed with sincerity and genuineness as a means of protecting yourself from exploitative forces in the world around you. You are very demanding in emotional relationships, but respond in kind. Similarly, you have developed a shell of self control around your innate overly trusting nature.
Bolded the statements that I'd say are correct, but a few of the others are way off.
The results are rubbish, but I enjoyed taking the test anyway.
Whoa, I tried to trick the test by rapidly picking "D" for every question, but its analysis was spot-on. And then I went through it again picking "C," and it was even more accurate somehow. Amazing.
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Actually I think this is part of some aborted ARG/viral marketing. The first one came out a year or two ago, somebody dug up a weird blog that's related to it, emails were sent out with a follow-up test, etc etc, but it sort of petered out as far as I can tell.
SO , I went through the test a second time, randomly picking the answers, not even paying attention to the questions because I found them unimportant and not in anyway related to the answers. I noticed that the questions were changing based on this behavior and one said "make this choice after clicking the button"
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Lets see, for some reason I went through all those ridiculous and nonsensical questions. I spent the entire time thinking it wasn't worth my time, but it doesn't seem to have "sensed" that.
You are anxious at the moment, probably due to the strong feeling that your worth is not currently being appreciated, either platonically or romantically. You probably feel that others simply do not understand you and this leads to withholding emotional committment, which will innevitably lead to distance and increased stress. Often those around you will assume that you are cold and calculating, when in fact you are merely fearful.
A sense of hopelessness is making you unreasonable and disagreeable. Fears of losing status or security are causing anxiety and stress. You have a sense of loss that you do not want to get any worse, and this is expressing itself as a negative attitude and a general unwillingness to relinquish control.
Half right, half *way* off the mark. Exactly what I'd expect from something like this. Just give a scattershot result and see what hits.
Also, three typos. Really?
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You have a distinct sense of self-importance or an overdeveloped self regard. You nevertheless have the ability to make an emotional connection to others and are capable of achieving satisfaction in a romantic relationship. However your self-regard has the tendency to limit your emotional depth and to leave you feeling not completely committed or emotionally distanced. You do not easily form strong emotional bonds.
You often create your own problems through a compulsion for perfection and individuality. A romantic relationship is often met with a critical discernment and a demanding attitude that can tend to create stress and trauma. Consequently, you will often become involved in a relationship that veers constantly from one extreme to another. Social approval is very important to you and yet you pride yourself in your aesthetic judgement. You will always be seeking for ways to prove your superiority or worth
w/e
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The questions seemed very copy and paste from a probable set of question it just randomly draws from.
Either that or there's just dozens of predetermined sets to begin with
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You are very demanding in a relationship, whether a romantic or platonic one. And yet there is an unperceived irony in that while you demand much from a partner, you are always somewhat reserved yourself. There is an unconscious desire to insure that your partner is more emotionally committed than you are, and this holds true for every relationship you have ever had. You may only be partially conscious of the lack of true emotional depth that you can bring to bear in a relationship. But now you know.
Feelings of insecurity, both physical and mental, are creating stress and anxiety at this point in time. A desire to experience the fullness of life is being met with frustration. You are searching for both fulfillment and sympathetic friendship, and unfortunately finding neither. There is a desire for intimate connection to the outside world and a fear that this may be impossible.
Extremely true
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This is just an advertisement/marketing thing for a book. Still very fun, though.
I wonder how many different paragraphs are available.
"You are near your wit’s end and feel that the stresses and troubles of life have left you emotionally and physically exhausted. In all likelihood you simply want a period of rest and emotional relaxation because you feel that too much has been asked of you either in a workplace situation or in a romantic relationship.
You often create your own problems through a compulsion for perfection and individuality. A romantic relationship is often met with a critical discernment and a demanding attitude that can tend to create stress and trauma. Consequently, you will often become involved in a relationship that veers constantly from one extreme to another. Social approval is very important to you and yet you pride yourself in your aesthetic judgement. You will always be seeking for ways to prove your superiority or worth."
-- You did indeed stab me in the back. However, you are only level one, whilst I am level 50. That means I should remain uninjured.
What the f**** was with the questions? Made no sense at all...
Anyways, I got this.
You are very demanding in a relationship, whether a romantic or platonic one. And yet there is an unperceived irony in that while you demand much from a partner, you are always somewhat reserved yourself. There is an unconscious desire to insure that your partner is more emotionally committed than you are, and this holds true for every relationship you have ever had. You may only be partially conscious of the lack of true emotional depth that you can bring to bear in a relationship. But now you know.
You are feeling the stress that results from a sense of being constrained by life. Anger is present, in direct proportion to the degree to which you feel that you are powerless to change the conditions of your problem. You want to find freedom through escape and are actively seeking a path to independence, perhaps in dangerous ways.
Much much too vague to be considered "accurate".
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