Board 8 > B8UCA Discussion Topic X-23: The Total Hype Package

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*Attacks Nick from behind with a steel chair.*

*Slams it into his back repeatedly*

*Grabs mic from his waistband*

Honor is dead, Nick. And so is your title reign.

*slams mic into Nick's head and walks away*

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The Cult of Personality.

*staggers to his feet and gives chase to Sir Chris*

CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!

*catches up to Chris in the washroom and bursts into the stall smashing his head into the wall and then repeatedly slamming his head into the toilet filled whit Chris' own waste*

IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED CHRIS!? DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?

*pours whiskey all over Chris and pulls out a match and lights it*

.... No, you don't get off that easy.

*leaves towards XIII's office*

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*Stands up shakily, a mixture of blood and whiskey covering his face*

*Grin spreads across my face*

That... is the true face of the bro... the... monster lurking beneath. I am glad everyone can see it now...ha...ha.

*falls forward, collapsing from the head wound.*

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*slams down Whiskey on the Rocks™ branded mic and leaves the ring to thunderous applause*



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Tom Bombadil posted...
I suppose it is time to take ACTION.

XIII, you stand accused of rallying. I am ruling the tag title match XFL's win via DQ. Since you have been useful for pawning off some of the workload and jobbers, I will allow you to keep your titles. I'll even acquiesce to your "demands" since it will be all the more amusing when you fail. However, I can't let this go unpunished, and I am at the end of the day in charge here. Therefore, I am adding some stipulations of my own.

-The winner of NLK/WotR will defend against Football and Reg next Eruption.
-The winner of THAT will defend against Chris and Drak in a No Holds Barred match as soon after Modern Warfare as feasible.
-For both of the above matches, titles will change hands on a tie or a DQ. The DQ stip will extend to all future WotR defenses, and I will be watching both our match and the wargames match like a hawk.

After that we can talk about your little requests. Don't screw up, Mr. Face~



Oh Tom. So dumb. Did you really not read the original stipulations? If we win against NLK we have control over all our defenses! So congrats on just creating an entirely pointless stip, I guess? Oh, and the title changes hands on a tie now? How fun.

Now with that said, if somebody DID rally KP - my investigation is still ongoing - I agree that Football and Reg deserve a rematch. So sure, let's have that. Chris and Drak, however? They'll have to earn it, since they've done nothing as a tagteam in months.

Your ignorance of the stips is hardly surprising, though. Something that's been made very clear in recent months is that, well...you're the very worst kind of GM. Since I've taken over Ruin you've done nothing but try to sabotage me at the expense of the product you are trying to put out. You send an incompetent fool to my show to bring the quality down. You bring down the tag division by giving people like Football/Reg shots when they're not even a team. You deliberately "screw up" posting a PPV's most built-up match just because it happened to come from Ruin. You delay your showtimes specifically to mess with my schedule.

You jealously try to innovate on Combat but fail miserably in the face of Ruin's higher votals and interest. Your brand's "franchise player" barely even does anything, and you even managed to LOSE a title you have control of! And the best part is that even despite your incompetence, your Napoleon complex-driven vendetta, I'm still happy to send a Ruin guy over to B8CW to win back the title. Why? Because it helps UCA on the whole - something you've lost sight of in your petty stupidity.

And through all this two things have become clear. 1) I am better than you at this. I care more, I give more. 2) Despite your attempts to undermine the credibility of the tag division by giving random teams undeserved shots, WotR are STILL the strongest team in UCA. Which we will prove on Combat.

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Now hold on there, playas! Now Tom, you don't seem to like Thirteen. And Thirteen, playa, you sure don't seem to like Tom. So as of this moment, Tom, Thirteen, the two of you will be forming teams... and facing each other and the XFL in a Wargame! Holla holla!

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From: TagTeamTeddy | Posted: 5/16/2012 4:08:56 AM | #257


Now hold on there, playas! Now Tom, you don't seem to like Thirteen. And Thirteen, playa, you sure don't seem to like Tom. So as of this moment, Tom, Thirteen, the two of you will be forming teams... and facing each other and the XFL in a Wargame! Holla holla!

This man

He gets it

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From: XIII_rocks | #255
Did you really not read the original stipulations? If we win against NLK we have control over all our defenses!

Did you not read the part where I altered the deal? Pray I don't alter it further.

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If you can read this, I'm probably posting from my phone or something!

what is TagTeamTeddy doing posting at 5 am a few minutes after XIII is posting

I'm glad I have a TV equipped with the UCANetwork in here bringing me this news

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Tom Bombadil posted...
I suppose it is time to take ACTION.

XIII, you stand accused of rallying. I am ruling the tag title match XFL's win via DQ. Since you have been useful for pawning off some of the workload and jobbers, I will allow you to keep your titles. I'll even acquiesce to your "demands" since it will be all the more amusing when you fail. However, I can't let this go unpunished, and I am at the end of the day in charge here. Therefore, I am adding some stipulations of my own.

-The winner of NLK/WotR will defend against Football and Reg next Eruption.
-The winner of THAT will defend against Chris and Drak in a No Holds Barred match as soon after Modern Warfare as feasible.
-For both of the above matches, titles will change hands on a tie or a DQ. The DQ stip will extend to all future WotR defenses, and I will be watching both our match and the wargames match like a hawk.

After that we can talk about your little requests. Don't screw up, Mr. Face~

Now THATS what I'm talking about!
My only regret is that I am already busy whipping cobain like the insolent whelp he is this Sunday. I want to be a part of the great XIII beatdiwn ensuing!

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Tom Bombadil posted...
From: XIII_rocks | #255
Did you really not read the original stipulations? If we win against NLK we have control over all our defenses!
Did you not read the part where I altered the deal? Pray I don't alter it further.

You need to quit this job.

I'm serious. You're senile, incompetent and petty.

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Oh and hey don't forget to actually post Eruption this week, otherwise it'll clash with the PPV!

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XIII_rocks, the cream of XIII fanboyism.

obligatory "both of you are corrupt"
The XFL shall rise and right the wrongs of the current UCA

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There's also of course the fact that I made UCA what it is right now, and could literally cause it to revert to the pathetic duldrums it was in when I took over at the drop of a hat.

But that's kind of cutting off my nose to spite my face so I won't. Just saying that for all your power in UCA, you are the same Tom Bombadil who literally wanted to end UCA at this year's Epopmania before I came along, so it's not like you actually care about this place when it isn't thriving. No sticking power. You just hang on the coat-tails of people better than you - first Jakyl, now me - to try and appear competent and professional, while they do all the hard work.

Just something to think about, "all-powerful chairman". Time for some

RUIN RESULTS.

Nee 8-5 JONA
Champ looking good, decent showing from JONA though.

Sess/KCF 6-7 WarTha/ExTha
Well that's NO GOOD. Maybe I picked the wrong guys for Team XIII! Buck up your ideas, men.

Ayv taybled XIII
Well this is familiar. Good job it wasn't for the LW title.

Nick 11-3 Haguile
Can't say I didn't see this one coming.

DP/ZeroSignal 4-9 Swirl/WC
THE MASTER OF TRADES

eaed 7-6 Nio
With two wins over heavyweights in a row, can eaed be stopped?!

Mister_America 7-6 foolmo
Not to be outdone, America edges out Nio's stablemate, foolmo.

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It appears that my strength is growing and maybe I should start thinking about more than just LW. Maybe pick up from where my brother failed in the HW. Who knows? For now I will continue to take on any challenger that comes my way. Hahaha this should be fun. You ready for Sunday America???

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Correction

Mister_America 1-1 foolmo. Ruled a double countout after they left the ring and couldn't find their way back in.

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first Jakyl, now me

You are forgetting like half the existence of the UCA happened inbetween there.

Just saying.

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I think my point was clear

Tom rides on the coat-tails of people better than him to make up for his incompetence

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Make those accusations after you've run this project two years mostly under your own power.

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If you can read this, I'm probably posting from my phone or something!

Because you were doing stellar work before I came along !!

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The UCA was fine before you showed up. It will be fine after you leave. To claim that I do not care about this federation or am incapable of running it on my own shows a laughable ignorance of the history of this project.

I am the UCA.

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If you can read this, I'm probably posting from my phone or something!

Hmm. You said to me you wanted to end UCA at this year's epopmania, and eddv has said many times that UCA was on life support last year with the him/maniac feud being the only thing keeping it going. You have an odd definition of "fine".

Did I say you don't care? Of course you care. An incompetent king cares about running his country but he is still incompetent.

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Burn the country down

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From: XIII_rocks | #265
it's not like you actually care about this place when it isn't thriving.

From: XIII_rocks | #273
Of course you care.

therefore: UCA is thriving and always has been

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If you can read this, I'm probably posting from my phone or something!

#realityera

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PIPEBOMB

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If you can read this, I'm probably posting from my phone or something!

Uh

UCA is thriving now, thanks to me, so you care
UCA wasn't thriving then, you didn't care and wanted to euthanize it

Like I said, senile

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Yes, "Thriving" like the Tag Division was back when I was partnered with Nee.

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Burn it all down

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I have never more than toyed with the idea of quitting while we're ahead. This company wouldn't have been around long enough to see you if it wasn't built on my blood, sweat, and tears. I ran this company for a long time before you showed up, and I have no doubts I will continue running it for a long time after you leave. You do not get to accuse me of a lack of dedication just because you showed up, roped a bunch of warm bodies into staying just above the purge line, and cheated your way to some votals.

I am the UCA.

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If you can read this, I'm probably posting from my phone or something!

Greater men than you have tried and failed, Football. We will break you like we have broken all the dissidents before you.

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If you can read this, I'm probably posting from my phone or something!

This seems relevant



buncha cancer up in here

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I have a jamaican accent, man

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"Man oh man, our Maniac Champion is gonna be pretty busy tonight."
"That's right. Not only is he defending his title in a Three Stages of Hell match against the man who tried to tell him he couldn't be champion, but he's going to be interviewed by the man he's supposedly been hired to maim. Rad Link 5."
"Ohhhh man! I cannot wait for that! You just know things are going to get explosive!"

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XIII you seem fond of throwing accusations around at my friend and colleague. You seem to think that just because youre riding this hype wave that gives you the right to make claims and act like youre the king of the gorram hill.

Let me tell you something, Tom and I have had our Wars. Years of them. We may have had the single longest ongoing feud outside of Tom/Reg and CPU/Luster.

I know his flaws. Hes a derp. He derps an awful lot. I have exploited them and capitalized to great success on it as one of the key COGS of this company. Sure I didnt always get the gold or the win or even paid. But I was here, I was part of what made this place great and fun. I will not have you belittle it just because you've seen a little success and rallied your way to HoF birth and a title in your first few months.

You will never be able to even STAND in toms shadow . You're just a replaceable cog, like Dante before you. It wouldn't surprise me if I took over Ruin. I stand with Tom now, not out of respect, hell not even for the money (though dont get me wrong I'm keeping it), but because he deserves my help. I have been part of every great anti-authority stable out there, every hostile takeover angle, every. single. one. But Tom's still here. He will ALWAYS be here. You can't beat him, and its way WAY too late for you to join him.

His only major derp these last few months was to give you any power, and to trust you , only for you to consistently and constantly betray that trust and use it to run a war against him. Well, buddy boy, Tom holds all of the keys here. He doesn't need to beat you to fire you. Heck he doesn't even need to beat you to take your title from you. Just ask Dante.

Cobain, you are my task this Sunday, and I will make an example of your sorry carcass. you need to pick a side, the Bro, or the REAL MEN. I will give you the option to simply forfeit your match and join the good fight against 13.

But, together, me, Tom, and the other anti-bros will band together as ONE to show you that this kind of behavior will no longer be tolerated and that you XIII, are nothing.

Nothing but an Asterisk.



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Now I've had enough with all this complaining! And it has actually made me come to a realization about this company. The talent hasn't been the problem. It's you guys?! You guys need to quit this fighting and get down to work! You have a job to do, damn it! Can we stop this pathetic back and forward bickering!

To save the future we need competent leaders at the top or we will unfortunately fall! But if we keep acting like this we will die and I WILL NOT LET THAT HAPPEN! I love this wrestling and this company way toooooo much!

Do your job! Quit your whining! Or I will fight until things are finally right!



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From: XIII_rocks | #655
Sess/KCF 6-7 WarTha/ExTha

Ouch...

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My mind wasn't on the match, this is my fault. You see I was so disgusted at the cowardice of one of the opponents I faced the other night...ExThaNemesis. He continues to hear no evil, he continues to "Pacq Out" of our destined match. He won't even acknowledge it. Yet he has the audacity to appear in a tag team match against me. How predictable that he tagged out everytime I came in the ring...he has gotten quite good at ducking and dodging me. I expect you to keep doing this, but rest assured that I am patient, and I will get what I want.

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COMBAT Results


XIII/Nick 8-5 Tom/Wigs
Whiskey on the Rocks are still B8UCA Tag-Team Champions
yessssssss

Chris/eddv 5-10 Football/Cobain
Oh

Alec 6-9 ctes
Alec looking hot headed into the ppv ¬_¬

Zazi 12-4 Koala
Zazi showing some strength. I wish him luck on Combat.

jdizzy 9-5 Drak
And jdizzy too!

Maniac 2-1 BEAR in three stages of hell
Maniac is the new B8UCA MELEE MAYHEM Champion

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congratulations maniac

I am glad I was able to help you out and give you a shot at that title you really like

browncoats stick together

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Whats the card roughly now by the way

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double-booked Regaro

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TEAM XIII VS. TEAM TOM vs. Team XFL for show control

Nee/Rock will be put in the OP if Rock uploads the B8CW match in time I think

Reg/Alec for the IB title

eaedwards vs. Mister_America for the LW title

edwardsdv vs. Cobain in a strap match

War/Ayvuir in a ladder match


Can't remember the rest

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I do things for money and games.

How does a Strap match work in UCA?

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oh great maniac is the champ

now I shall bust out of this room and fight for my title!

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From: eaedwards6400 | #295
How does a Strap match work in UCA?

Stay tuned to find out.

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Obviously it should be that the lead can never be greater than 2 due to the competitors being connected by a strap, and any excess votes given to someone with a lead of 2 aren't added in. And then of course if there are four consecutive vote receiving hours where one competitor gets all the votes (rather than just 4 consecutive, so you can get 1am, 3am, 4am, 7am, if there are no votes in the in between hours), then that person will have touched the four corners and have won.

I just made this up on the fly so it's gotta be right.

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Sounds good to me but would it be like a vote once every x hours?

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Look at edwards coming out here and treating our match at Modern Warfare as an afterthought. You seem to be more concerned with the battle between Tom and XIII. That lack of respect shown to me is exactly the reason why I don't like you.

I'll choose a side when I damn well have to. At Modern Warfare though, I'm on Team Cobain, and the only thing on Team Cobain's agenda is whipping some respect out of your ass. I am the standard bearer for the new generation of UCA and I'm going to show the world that I am for real.

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