Board 8 > B8UCA Discussion Topic X-23: The Total Hype Package

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THRIVING TAG DIVISION

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Also BOKO UNITED....theres options man.

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I hate to turn on my friend XIII, but does anyone want to be apart of one half of the tag team of the future?

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<p>From: eaedwards6400 | #1753
I hate to turn on my friend XIII, but does anyone want to be apart of one half of the tag team of the future?</p>
Listen up, Brother!!

YOu and me had a a tough match but there are no hard feelings. Truth is, I saw you as the hero you are and got out of the way because the future needs you man. So I think if you and me, and all of my AmericaManiacs out there join forces, we just might be able to save this company, dude.

See we say our prayers, take our vitamins, and work out so hard that you and me and the American Way will HAVE to triumph.

<p>From: _Regaro_ | #350
oh god that used to be a team too didn't it</p>
it used to be THE team

<p>From: Dr_Football | #343
As a final note, I think me and Maniac deserve a #1 contender shot at the tag titles at Night of Champions</p>
Maniac can't fight WotR for the belts.....it's all useless....

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<p>From: Mister_America | #354
<p>From: eaedwards6400 | #1753
I hate to turn on my friend XIII, but does anyone want to be apart of one half of the tag team of the future?</p>
Listen up, Brother!!

YOu and me had a a tough match but there are no hard feelings. Truth is, I saw you as the hero you are and got out of the way because the future needs you man. So I think if you and me, and all of my AmericaManiacs out there join forces, we just might be able to save this company, dude.

See we say our prayers, take our vitamins, and work out so hard that you and me and the American Way will HAVE to triumph.</p>
Sounds great my friend. We will be the Future of America and ALLLLLLLLLLLL OF WRESTLING!

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The Future of America.

The newest tag team of UCA and will be the next UCA Tag Team Champions!

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the latest incarnation of the AWESOME BADASSES is Dante/Anri

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don't you mean dante/andel

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edwardsdv posted...


Here's the short answer: No.

Here's the long answer: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Are you forgetting what Haguile once was? The man was once the very best this industry had to offer! Nobody has dominated quite like Haguile did and now it is my sole objective to bring that side of him out once again. This amnesia stuff has gone on too long. I want Foundation Haguile back. And I will get what I want.

The great thing is that if Haguile was to recover I am confident that him and Nee would put on Match of the Year. Haguile, as we all know, can be awesome, and Nee is probably better than he's ever been!

So no, edwardsdv, you won't be getting that shot. Haguile and I have had a turbulent relationship but I respect him. To lose faith in his recovery from this crippling amnesia would be almost criminal on my part as a GM and as a human being. Maybe the title shot is the stimulus he needs.

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I welcome your challenge eaed

Provided we beat Chris/Drak, which will be difficult, It will be nice to face off against some teams that actually deserve their shots. Teams with history and such. Teams that actually EARNED their #1 contendership - whether it be Boko United, Reg/ctes, Boobs and Violence or whatever team.

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No, you really don't

it'll force me to take drastic measures

(Don't take this the wrong way, though. I am all for Haguile getting that shot, because it means the most entertaining man in the fed gets to keep holding the title)

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Your drastic measures being...? You mean like being my personal jobber again as you were during the days of the Haguile Foundation?

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is it not enough to take my show and my belts

now you have to take my personal jobbers too

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XIII_rocks posted...

Your drastic measures being...? You mean like being my personal jobber again as you were during the days of the Haguile Foundation?

If I told you, you'd have to be fired.

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From: XIII_rocks | #361
edwardsdv posted...
AHEM... you have one other option XIII.

FACE IT. Its my time. I DEMAND, you give me a shot at my title, which you screwed me out of a rematch for. Listen you here, you selfish son of gun you can put up Haguile and have yourself a squash of the century, or you can book the better match, the one that will DRAW even if it risks you losing your UCA title.

Whats the matter you coward? Scared? Scared of what the underdog millionaire can do to you? Scared I'll overcome the odds and still get paid?

Come on XIII, you know you wanna.

Here's the short answer: No.

Here's the long answer: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Are you forgetting what Haguile once was? The man was once the very best this industry had to offer! Nobody has dominated quite like Haguile did and now it is my sole objective to bring that side of him out once again. This amnesia stuff has gone on too long. I want Foundation Haguile back. And I will get what I want.

The great thing is that if Haguile was to recover I am confident that him and Nee would put on Match of the Year. Haguile, as we all know, can be awesome, and Nee is probably better than he's ever been!

So no, edwardsdv, you won't be getting that shot. Haguile and I have had a turbulent relationship but I respect him. To lose faith in his recovery from this crippling amnesia would be almost criminal on my part as a GM and as a human being. Maybe the title shot is the stimulus he needs.
Chant it with me:

COW-ARD
COW-ARD
COW-ARD
COW-ARD

Thats all you are XIII youre a COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWARD. A COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWARD.

You cant cure Amnesia with wrestling but for the sake of argument, lets see if it can be done. Haguiles last match before he got amnesia was against ME. His last match before he dawned the Potter Mask was ALSO me.

So TOM, Me, Haguile. Eruption. Make it happen.

If facing THE UNDERDOG MILLIONAIRE doesnt jog his memory, XIII should SERIOUSLY consider giving me my title shot.

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eddv nothing you do or say will make me give you a title shot when you are a) edwardsdv and b) a Combat guy. We burned your bridge already!

Haguile can do it. I know he can. I know he can AT LEAST put on a competitive match with Nee. But sure, eddv vs. Haguile on Eruption? Let's see if that jogs his memory... I do believe if Haguile wrestles enough matches, he will be reminded of his previous life. That's my goal. It just hasn't happened yet!

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RUIN RESULTS THAT ONCE AGAIN PROVE I AM THE BEST BOOKER IN THE WORLD

Sess (6) def. KCF (4), XIII (3) and Nick (1)
So how about dem HWs huh. >_>
SESS IS DUE TO PUT UP COMBAT. NICK, AS HE WANTED TO, BOOKS LAST. KCF NEXT WEEK, ME THE WEEK AFTER.

War 6-8 Ayvuir
Ayvuir is #1 Contender to the B8UCA MW Championship
Next week on Ruin! Ayvuir vs. Sess for the MW Title!

JONA 7-8 PUN
What a great match between two fine Heavyweight competitors! I think I will book a rematch next week, because these two really put on a show here and it could have gone either way!

Nio/Crim 8-7 DP/ZeroSignal
Boobs and Violence pull off a victory here! Man, such a good match.

eaed 8-7 WC
eaed with a hard-fought victory that proves the LW division is still competitive. The opponent I have planned for eaed's match at Night of Champions...might well trouble him. Looking forward to it!

Haguile 4-11 America
Hag, I need you, man. I need you to be better than this.

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THE CALLOUT

Your UCA title contender LITERALLY squashed by a LW.

Face it. You need me.

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master file is back up to date

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From: Tom Bombadil | #370
master file is back up to date
Oh cool I was just about to do that

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Tune in next week on Ruin to see...

-Ayvuir vs. Sess for the MW Title!
-XIII continues to try and get Haguile battle-ready for Night of Champions!
-JONALEON1 vs. PUN - THE REMATCH!
-The Future of America make their debut as a tag-team...against a randomly selected lightweight. But all being well, that LW will be partnered with EAED'S PPV OPPONENT!

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you got doubled by JC

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If I may speak for a moment

Now that our executive dick waving match is over and we've learned the ever so important news of who is going to be booking Combat for the next four weeks, I thought we could focus on something like, I don't know, deciding who the HW Title #1 Contender for Night of Champions is?

Now, Normally what we do is have ourselves a little qualifying match between all of the top heavyweights, but is that really needed. I mean, just this past weekend at Modern Warfare we had a strap match between the only two worthwhile Heavyweights on Combat, which incidentally I was the winner of.

With all the chaos of a rotating booking staff in the buildup of Night of Champions do we really need to complicate things further by having someone with no booking experience attempt to put on a qualifying match? Just go ahead and name me, Sir Cobain, the most worthy candidate to compete for the HW title, as #1 Contender, so I can bring the title back to Combat and we can all go home happy.

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JC usually does much worse to me than that! He's my Achilles heel. You have to dismiss any results involving me and JC when assessing my skills!

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Cobain you are indeed one hell of a competitor.

Team XIII will decide the #1 contender in due course but your name will be prominently featured in our conversation.

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From: Sir Cobain | #375
If I may speak for a moment

Now that our executive dick waving match is over and we've learned the ever so important news of who is going to be booking Combat for the next four weeks, I thought we could focus on something like, I don't know, deciding who the HW Title #1 Contender for Night of Champions is?

Now, Normally what we do is have ourselves a little qualifying match between all of the top heavyweights, but is that really needed. I mean, just this past weekend at Modern Warfare we had a strap match between the only two worthwhile Heavyweights on Combat, which incidentally I was the winner of.

With all the chaos of a rotating booking staff in the buildup of Night of Champions do we really need to complicate things further by having someone with no booking experience attempt to put on a qualifying match? Just go ahead and name me, Sir Cobain, the most worthy candidate to compete for the HW title, as #1 Contender, so I can bring the title back to Combat and we can all go home happy.
I'd argue, but Im not even eligible for that title this time. The best match on the card-- both of us should get title shots!

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It truly shows the lack of leadership on Tom's part to not only have me be absent for long parts of the match, but he can't even be bothered to help his team out much when they are down. I can see now clearly how the bro faction has managed to take over this once beloved program: No one cares. At least, no one with Tom cares. They cry about it but they don't be about it. It is just another paycheck for them either way at the end of the day. The bros are a menace, and Tom clearly isn't the one to get the job done.

I don't care about these so called plans Whiskey Nick has for me. He's a thug. I'll destroy him no matter the cost, as I am going to destroy all of them eventually. I thought I had a kindred spirit in Tom who would do something about it. Turns out I was wrong.

Football, tell me more about this XFL?

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The Cult of Personality.

We fight for the memory of the old days of the UCA.

When GM's didn't book themselves in matches.

When we had people who would never stoop as low as to rally.


The only way to bring the UCA back to when feuds were great, votals were greater, and we had HW champs the rest of the board wouldn't mock, is to kill this current version




Plus anyone who joins will eventually get a snazzy entrance video

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I'm in!

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The Cult of Personality.

The XFL grows stronger every day

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Fantastic!

Chris is the embodiment of what the XFL is all about, and the XFL shall do everything in its power to get its members what they, and the UCA universe, deserve.

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I believe in Bombadil.

He can save us!!

Or rather I can save us for him!!

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The time for saving UCA is past.

The terrorists have won. Destroy the UCA? Pervert the UCA? Save the UCA? They're all the same thing, in the end. You can fight with all your heart for the visions and dreams you have, but in the end, your friends will leave you one by one. You can preach your morals and ethics, or your dreams and ambitions, but they will all crumble around you eventually and leave you with nothing. Your morals will be abandoned for convenience. Your friends will leave you for little bits of gold. Your dreams will be ripped out of your hands and twisted to suit the purpose of your enemies.

Maybe the XFL will succeed in euthanizing this organization. Maybe XIII will usher in a new golden era until the people all turn on him. Maybe Icehawk will descend from the heavens and run things for two weeks and shut it down. In the end, all roads lead to our inevitable demise. By all means, continue to squabble over the tattered remains of my dreams. The harder you fight, the more amusing it will be when you fail in the end.

You see, I am the UCA. And I am already dead.

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Tom Bombadil posted...

I am already dead.

Damn straight, you incompetent excuse for a GM

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From: Tom Bombadil | #385
The time for saving UCA is past.

(Eaed and Mister_America titantron)

This is a lie! Let me tell you something, dude! That kinda attitude is the kinda thing stops people from doing their jobs, man! And that's why my good friend, Mister_America, and I are here! Whiskey on the Rocks, if they are truly the evildoers, then we are gonna run wild all over them!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

So when you fools are done giving up then let Mister_America and I in the ring with Whiskey on the Rocks! We are the kind of dominance that can lead UCA out of the ground and back into the future, brother!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH YEAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

This, yes this right here, Eaed and Mister_America, are The Future of America!!!

Bring it on dying UCA because this crowd is coming out of the ground and into the future for allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll of wrestling!!!



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In 4 weeks when I book Combat, the UCA will enter a new era of glory and excellence.

Team XIII, The XFL, Boko United, Team Tom and everyone in between will be given new reason, new meaning and new power!

WHISKEY POWER!

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From: Whiskey_Nick | #388
WHISKEY POWER!
So drunks are running our show now?

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On the last RUIN, I promised something big for the fans, and it is here!

http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/62893852

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Tom Bombadil posted...

you got doubled by JC

he got doubled by an eagle

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and Rad Link, I know how it feels

I can't beat ctes one on one, ever

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MajinZidane posted...

as the melee mayhem champion, I promise to be full of both mayhem and smash brothers.

*plays SSBM with Boko, Dante, and GTM*

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All the proteins, vitamins, and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus 15% alcohol.

guys, we have perfect numbers so GTM doesn't need to team up with level 5 CPUs that always kick our asses!

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FREE-FOR-ALL

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This is clearly the real reason I was allowed to join Boko United.

And I am okay with that.

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Can we play loser out?

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COMBAT RESULTS

Nee 7-5 Cobain
Nee is the new I am the Game Champion
I guess. Good win for The Champ!

Maniac 9-4 Tom
Hey Tom.

Tom. Hey. Hey Tom. Hey Tom. Hey.

I WANT A 4096-CHARACTER POST DETAILING MY AWESOME.

Nick 7-4 Rad Link 5
Nice to see the "tag champs can appear on both shows" thing being used for a solid match, for a change!

Reg 10-2 KommunistKoala
Dominant stuff from the IB Champ

Alec 7-3 Zazi
FIRED ZAZI

ertyu 9-2 ngirl
Dat jester

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Three weeks left of A+ Team XIII booking on Combat! Next week: KCF!

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Cobain's tron updated:



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