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Altimadark
04/17/12 2:48:00 PM
#1:


You have a pumpkin.

How will you accomplish this?

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TheRock1525
04/17/12 2:49:00 PM
#2:


Trade the monster the pumpkin for the princess.

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Some_Character
04/17/12 2:54:00 PM
#3:


I don't see a pumpkin.

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tyder21
04/17/12 2:54:00 PM
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Find the Fairy Godmother and demand she turn it into something more useful.

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Jeff Zero
04/17/12 2:55:00 PM
#5:


I throw my pumpkin at the princess' face.

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Silvercross
04/17/12 2:56:00 PM
#6:


Eat the pumpkin and bulk up.

Turn that bulk into muscle.

Punch the princess in the boobs.

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WarThaNemesis2
04/17/12 2:57:00 PM
#7:


Trade Pumpkin for Mushroom

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TheRock1525
04/17/12 2:57:00 PM
#8:


I don't see how assaulting the princess will save her!

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foolm0ron
04/17/12 2:59:00 PM
#9:


Take the pumpkin home and marry it

pumpkin > princess

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Jeff Zero
04/17/12 3:01:00 PM
#10:


TheRock1525 posted...
I don't see how assaulting the princess will save her!

you ever see how fast royalty runs when assaulted by pumpkins? No? Then they're just too fast for you.

That monster will not catch up to her.

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CycloRaptor
04/17/12 3:04:00 PM
#11:


there is not enough information here

what are we saving the princess from? is she hot? how hot?

these are important questions

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TheRock1525
04/17/12 3:05:00 PM
#12:


CycloRaptor posted...
there is not enough information here

what are we saving the princess from? is she hot? how hot?

these are important questions


Why does this matter? You're not attracted to the wimminz.

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TheRock1525
04/17/12 3:06:00 PM
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foolm0ron posted...
Take the pumpkin home and marry it

pumpkin > princess


You fool! Now you'll never get all that royal money!

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CycloRaptor
04/17/12 3:07:00 PM
#14:


Why does this matter? You're not attracted to the wimminz.

I just don't like ugly people.

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PrivateBiscuit1
04/17/12 3:07:00 PM
#15:


Dude, if she's not hot I'm not saving her. Is she loose too? That's important as well.

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Veola
04/17/12 3:12:00 PM
#16:


Hollow out pumpkin.
Draw princess's face on it.
Wear pumpkin over head.
Return to kingdom, shouting "I'm saved!"
Inherit everything.
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WickIebee
04/17/12 3:15:00 PM
#17:


Find knife. Cut open pumpkin with scary face and hole to put head in. Dump contents in a bowl, then commence with two ideas.

1) Scare a blacksmith with pumpkin head.
2) If first fails, poison pumpkin sauce, make soup, feed blacksmith.

Take the blacksmith's most epic sword. Proceed to kill people that kidnapped the princess. Walk off like a badass since we all know the hero never gets the princess in video games.

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RappinHobo9292
04/17/12 3:18:00 PM
#18:


Cut pumpkin in half
Put halves in shirt
Pretend to be a hot monster
Kill monster while seducing

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Emporer_Kazbar
04/17/12 3:22:00 PM
#19:


Scoop out pumpkin seeds and use them as ammunition for my Seed Gun™.

The pumpkin husk is to be used as a helmet and chest armor.

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VincentLauw
04/17/12 3:29:00 PM
#20:


Take out the seeds, plant more pumpkins, teach them to act like humans and make a pumpkin army. Destroy whatever is harming the princess.

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YetAnothrShadow
04/17/12 3:36:00 PM
#21:


What pumpkin?

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AlphaRayAllen
04/17/12 3:39:00 PM
#22:


Cut a hole in the pumpkin and use it instead.

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MZero11
04/17/12 3:48:00 PM
#23:


Throw pumpkin at monster
Monster catch it
Stab both pumpkin and monster with sword
Mourn the loss of the pumpkin
Nail the Princess
Go Home

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Maniac64
04/17/12 3:56:00 PM
#24:


From: YetAnothrShadow | #021
What pumpkin?



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Tom Bombadil
04/17/12 4:01:00 PM
#25:


From: YetAnothrShadow | #021
What pumpkin?



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SovietOmega
04/17/12 4:03:00 PM
#26:


YetAnothrShadow posted...
What pumpkin?

came in to say this

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Uglyface2
04/17/12 4:14:00 PM
#27:


What do I need to save the princess from, anyway?
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Emporer_Kazbar
04/17/12 5:15:00 PM
#28:


From: SovietOmega | #026
came in to say this


No you didn't, because there's no way you could have known about the pumpkin without coming into the thread in the first place!

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Forceful_Dragon
04/17/12 5:38:00 PM
#29:


Emporer_Kazbar posted...
No you didn't, because there's no way you could have known about the pumpkin without coming into the thread in the first place!

oooooooohhhh

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rychu_supadude
04/17/12 5:42:00 PM
#30:


Do I have to do the job myself, or am I allowed to outsource?

If so, I carve a phone out of the pumpkin and call Batman to take care of that **** for me.
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Altimadark
04/18/12 12:19:00 AM
#31:


Yes, it can be a prince instead of a princess if you prefer.

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tcaz2
04/18/12 12:48:00 AM
#32:


From: YetAnothrShadow | #021
What pumpkin?



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WickIebee
04/18/12 12:59:00 AM
#33:


Uglyface2 posted...
What do I need to save the princess from, anyway?

About time someone asked this. I'm annoyed at anyone that puts down monster. I mean, just because you need to rescue the princess does not automatically mean it's a monster that took the princess.

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DanielBryan
04/18/12 1:25:00 AM
#34:


Eat the pumpkin.
Pumpkins are a vegan-friendly food.
Put the monster in the Yes Lock.



YES! YES! YES! PRINCESS! IS! SAVED! YES! YES! YESSSSS!

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