Board 8 > lol Spoony reviewed that CG Tekken movie

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BIGPUN9999
03/24/12 4:29:00 PM
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http://spoonyexperiment.com/2012/03/22/tekken-blood-vengeance/

yea, hes kind of a dick in this one, he bashes the GAME'S story and he nitpicks a bit too much

but still, he manages to point out how this movie sucks


A TEKKEN MOVIE THAT CENTERS AROUND TWO SCHOOL GIRLS WITH LESBIAN UNDERTONES WITH NOTHING BUT FILLER UNTIL THE END WHERE EVERYTHING IS RENDERED POINTLESS

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JDTAY
03/24/12 4:32:00 PM
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BIGPUN9999 posted...
TWO SCHOOL GIRLS WITH LESBIAN UNDERTONES

Hell yes!

Wait, what are we talking about?

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Psycho_Kenshin
03/24/12 4:41:00 PM
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BIGPUN9999 posted...
yea, hes kind of a dick in this one, he bashes the GAME'S story and he nitpicks a bit too much

Well, ha I mean... it is Tekken's story. It's open for some ribbing.

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htaeD
03/24/12 4:54:00 PM
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that 3way brawl did look neat tho
but then Kazuya became the devil and Heihachi unleashed godIdontknowwhat

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Inviso
03/24/12 5:09:00 PM
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The panda.

The f***ing panda.

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GuessMyUserName
03/24/12 5:59:00 PM
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From: BIGPUN9999 | Posted: 3/24/2012 7:29:05 PM | #001
but still, he manages to point out how this movie sucks


A TEKKEN MOVIE THAT CENTERS AROUND TWO SCHOOL GIRLS WITH LESBIAN UNDERTONES


... uh, where's the suck part?

this is all I need to watch a movie for

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nintendogirl1
03/24/12 6:00:00 PM
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From: GuessMyUserName | #006
... uh, where's the suck part?

That's later, when the lesbian tendencies go away.

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BIGPUN9999
03/24/12 6:05:00 PM
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the brawl WAS the best part.

its like "okay, we f***ed up, heres an awesome fight"

then they f*** THAT up by having Thong Heihachi come in and start controlling a giant Mokujin made up of thousands of other Mokujins

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Biolizard28
03/24/12 6:07:00 PM
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From: BIGPUN9999 | #001
A TEKKEN MOVIE THAT CENTERS AROUND TWO SCHOOL GIRLS WITH LESBIAN UNDERTONES


Is it Asuka and Lili?

If it is, I fail to see the problem.

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WazzupGenius00
03/24/12 6:09:00 PM
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From: BIGPUN9999 | #008then they f*** THAT up by having Thong Heihachi come in and start controlling a giant Mokujin made up of thousands of other Mokujins


If this counts as f***ing it up then I don't wanna know what getting it right would be

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BIGPUN9999
03/24/12 6:13:00 PM
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From: Biolizard28 | #009
Is it Asuka and Lili?


Xiaoyu and Alisa

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paulg235
03/24/12 6:15:00 PM
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From: Biolizard28 | #009
Is it Asuka and Lili?

If it is, I fail to see the problem.


Xiaoyu and Alicia

Edit: Damnit, PUN!

... Not that it matters since I got Alisa's name wrong, anyway. XD

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Biolizard28
03/24/12 6:23:00 PM
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From: BIGPUN9999 | #011
Xiaoyu and Alisa


My knowledge of Tekken canon is very base

But these two have absolutely nothing in common that would put them in such a setting, right?

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BIGPUN9999
03/24/12 6:38:00 PM
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From: Biolizard28 | #013
My knowledge of Tekken canon is very base

But these two have absolutely nothing in common that would put them in such a setting, right?




lets see here
Alisa is pretty much Lars' girlfriend

Lars is Jin's Uncle

Xiaoyu is pretty much Jin's self appointed girlfriend


so uh...kinda?


but of course the movie writers don't know this stuff so....

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JonthePenguin
03/24/12 7:16:00 PM
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Biolizard28 posted...
From: BIGPUN9999 | #011
Xiaoyu and Alisa
My knowledge of Tekken canon is very base

But these two have absolutely nothing in common that would put them in such a setting, right?


The movie has one of them used by G and the other by the Zaibatsu to spy on the same guy at a high school. An attempt at a comedy of errors ensues.

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BIGPUN9999
03/24/12 7:21:00 PM
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I don't know how I neglected to mention that

I guess I'm still trying to block this movie's plot out of my mind

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Tehmoosey1
03/24/12 7:30:00 PM
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...You know, when this movie came out, I could've sworn that there were people praising it.

Is there anything in this movie even worth praising? It basically seems like a worse version of Advent Children, which wasn't exactly a cinematic masterpiece.

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Wanglicious
03/24/12 7:32:00 PM
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then they f*** THAT up by having Thong Heihachi come in and start controlling a giant Mokujin made up of thousands of other Mokujins

this actually sounds pretty amazing.

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BIGPUN9999
03/24/12 7:40:00 PM
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From: Tehmoosey1 | #017
...You know, when this movie came out, I could've sworn that there were people praising it.

Is there anything in this movie even worth praising? It basically seems like a worse version of Advent Children, which wasn't exactly a cinematic masterpiece.


the last act

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03/24/12 7:46:00 PM
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I saw the movie in theaters. It's almost okay because of the corny not-lesbianism, but nothing else is good at all.

And of all the characters to have minor-but-important roles, they chose Ganryu?

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