Board 8 > Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

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_BALLIN_ 03/21/12 9:59:00 PM #1:	Because he drank his coffee before it was cool -- Ballin' <cite>_BALLIN_ posted [p:936458] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> Because he drank his coffee before it was cool -- Ballin' </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GTM 03/21/12 10:00:00 PM #3:	I laughed. -- Boko United - Geriatric Titanium Mustache Guru Taken Miraculously by SuperNiceDog <cite>GTM posted [p:936460] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> I laughed. -- Boko United - Geriatric Titanium MustacheGuru Taken Miraculously by SuperNiceDog </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Forceful_Dragon 03/21/12 10:01:00 PM #4:	Niiiice. Although you should take out "because" Flows better without it. Edit: And change "why" to "how". -- ~Ç~ http://img.imgcake.com/AlecTrevylan006/fdshieldpngyn.png Eff_Dee http://img.imgcake.com/nio/9fdpngys.png <cite>Forceful_Dragon posted [p:936461] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> Niiiice.Although you should take out "because"Flows better without it.Edit:And change "why" to "how". -- ~Ç~ http://img.imgcake.com/AlecTrevylan006/fdshieldpngyn.png Eff_Deehttp://img.imgcake.com/nio/9fdpngys.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCodeisBosco 03/21/12 10:02:00 PM #5:	I always laugh when people say they just discovered Blur. I liked them while they were still in focus. -- Hey, you ever coming back? You kidding? I am Queens Boulevard. <cite>TheCodeisBosco posted [p:936462] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> I always laugh when people say they just discovered Blur. I liked them while they were still in focus. -- Hey, you ever coming back? You kidding? I am Queens Boulevard. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tyder21 03/21/12 10:02:00 PM #6:	Someone posted this topic months ago except it was pizza and not coffee. -- Pun's Rendition of Myself: http://img.imgcake.com/Punny/TYDERpngyr.png Anime List: http://myanimelist.net/profile/tyder21 <cite>tyder21 posted [p:936463] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> Someone posted this topic months ago except it was pizza and not coffee. -- Pun's Rendition of Myself: http://img.imgcake.com/Punny/TYDERpngyr.pngAnime List: http://myanimelist.net/profile/tyder21 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
paperwarior 03/21/12 10:02:00 PM #7:	Add "way" before "before." -- Weird. Creepy! <cite>paperwarior posted [p:936464] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> Add "way" before "before." -- Weird. Creepy! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeonhartFour 03/21/12 10:02:00 PM #8:	Nice Where'd you steal it from? -- "I couldn't stand a day without a past or future. I need to live each moment to keep fighting here and now." <cite>LeonhartFour posted [p:936465] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> NiceWhere'd you steal it from? -- "I couldn't stand a day without a past or future. I need to live each moment to keep fighting here and now." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrsFrisby 03/21/12 10:03:00 PM #9:	"He ate his pizza way before it was cool." As the topic months ago phrased it. Still worth a chuckle, though. -- Essy, Avian Enthusiast <cite>MrsFrisby posted [p:936466] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> "He ate his pizza way before it was cool."As the topic months ago phrased it.Still worth a chuckle, though. -- Essy, Avian Enthusiast </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ace_Killjoy 03/21/12 10:03:00 PM #10:	Normally, I'd find these jokes to be meh. But I find this one to be better. -- Proud member of the Global Defence Force. http://img.imgcake.com/AlecTrevylan006/AceKilljoyShieldpngyp.png <cite>Ace_Killjoy posted [p:936467] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> Normally, I'd find these jokes to be meh.But I find this one to be better. -- Proud member of the Global Defence Force.http://img.imgcake.com/AlecTrevylan006/AceKilljoyShieldpngyp.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AdmiralZephyr 03/21/12 10:04:00 PM #11:	Strahax makes a decent joke. checks CE http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/62315784 -- darkx 3DS FC: 5241-2144-5671 (add me and pm me urs!) http://i40.tinypic.com/mabj1t.gif <cite>AdmiralZephyr posted [p:936468] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> Strahax makes a decent joke.checks CEhttp://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/62315784 -- darkx 3DS FC: 5241-2144-5671 (add me and pm me urs!)http://i40.tinypic.com/mabj1t.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
paperwarior 03/21/12 10:04:00 PM #12:	From: tyder21 \| #006 I heard this joke back when it was pizza instead of coffee. It's just lame now. -- Weird. Creepy! <cite>paperwarior posted [p:936469] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> From: tyder21 \| #006I heard this joke back when it was pizza instead of coffee. It's just lame now. -- Weird. Creepy! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BIGPUN9999 03/21/12 10:05:00 PM #13:	I liked the old pizza version better -- http://wa4.images.onesite.com/capcom-unity.com/user/johndmoney/ryu_color_palletized_copy.jpg <cite>BIGPUN9999 posted [p:936470] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> I liked the old pizza version better -- http://wa4.images.onesite.com/capcom-unity.com/user/johndmoney/ryu_color_palletized_copy.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
shadosneko 03/21/12 10:05:00 PM #14:	jumps off a bridge -- http://backloggery.com/shados http://last.fm/user/ShadosNeko <cite>shadosneko posted [p:936471] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> jumps off a bridge -- http://backloggery.com/shadoshttp://last.fm/user/ShadosNeko </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Accel_R8 03/21/12 10:05:00 PM #15:	I laughed, OP good job -- *Accel R8* Get dunked! <cite>Accel_R8 posted [p:936472] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> I laughed, OP good job -- Accel R8 Get dunked! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ace_Killjoy 03/21/12 10:05:00 PM #16:	I want pizza now. -- Proud member of the Global Defence Force. http://img.imgcake.com/AlecTrevylan006/AceKilljoyShieldpngyp.png <cite>Ace_Killjoy posted [p:936473] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> I want pizza now. -- Proud member of the Global Defence Force.http://img.imgcake.com/AlecTrevylan006/AceKilljoyShieldpngyp.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Menji76 03/21/12 10:05:00 PM #17:	Stealing jokes isn't funny. -- Menji~ by Ctrl-Alt-Del http://img.imgcake.com/menjipngre.png <cite>Menji76 posted [p:936474] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> Stealing jokes isn't funny. -- Menji~ by Ctrl-Alt-Delhttp://img.imgcake.com/menjipngre.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GuessMyUserName 03/21/12 10:05:00 PM #18:	From: LeonhartFour \| Posted: 3/22/2012 1:02:54 AM \| #008 Nice Where'd you steal it from? From: tyder21 \| Posted: 3/22/2012 1:02:20 AM \| #006 Someone posted this topic months ago except it was pizza and not coffee. -- http://img.imgcake.com/GuessMyUserName/gumpngygpnghe.png <cite>GuessMyUserName posted [p:936475] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> From: LeonhartFour \| Posted: 3/22/2012 1:02:54 AM \| #008NiceWhere'd you steal it from?From: tyder21 \| Posted: 3/22/2012 1:02:20 AM \| #006Someone posted this topic months ago except it was pizza and not coffee. -- http://img.imgcake.com/GuessMyUserName/gumpngygpnghe.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SovietOmega 03/21/12 10:05:00 PM #19:	I would have found this neat if I had not been previously exposed to the general underlying jest this topic made, as well as several others like it. I might say I liked this joke before it was cool, but that would be almost as bad. -- There is no shame in not knowing; the shame lies in not finding out <cite>SovietOmega posted [p:936476] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> I would have found this neat if I had not been previously exposed to the general underlying jest this topic made, as well as several others like it.I might say I liked this joke before it was cool, but that would be almost as bad. -- There is no shame in not knowing; the shame lies in not finding out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
swirIdude 03/21/12 10:06:00 PM #20:	Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself...that is coffee. COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE -- "The people who play Final Fantasy 7 actually have lives and dont NEED polls" ~MajinUltima SuperNiceDog: Bracket: Good, Taste: Bad <cite>swirIdude posted [p:936477] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself...that is coffee.COFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEECOFFEE -- "The people who play Final Fantasy 7 actually have lives and dont NEED polls" ~MajinUltimaSuperNiceDog: Bracket: Good, Taste: Bad </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeonhartFour 03/21/12 10:07:00 PM #21:	*AdmiralZephyr posted...* Strahax makes a decent joke. checks CE http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/62315784 And stealing from DaveTheUseless at that Shame Strahax -- "I couldn't stand a day without a past or future. I need to live each moment to keep fighting here and now." <cite>LeonhartFour posted [p:936478] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> AdmiralZephyr posted...Strahax makes a decent joke.checks CEhttp://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/400-current-events/62315784And stealing from DaveTheUseless at thatShame Strahax -- "I couldn't stand a day without a past or future. I need to live each moment to keep fighting here and now." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StealThisSheen 03/21/12 10:07:00 PM #22:	This was posted on CE. Today. -- SEP Nash, Smelling Like the Vault since 1996 Step FOUR! Get Paid! http://img.imgcake.com/stevenashgifpu.gif <cite>StealThisSheen posted [p:936479] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> This was posted on CE.Today. -- SEP Nash, Smelling Like the Vault since 1996Step FOUR! Get Paid! http://img.imgcake.com/stevenashgifpu.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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thundersheep 03/21/12 10:11:00 PM #24:	As others have mentioned the pizza version is better and I heard it months ago. But I just had one of my friends post it on Facebook a couple days ago, so I'm guessing someone famous said the joke somewhere recently. It's a pretty good one-liner. -- http://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/lunatic-asylum http://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/summer-rain <cite>thundersheep posted [p:936481] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> As others have mentioned the pizza version is better and I heard it months ago. But I just had one of my friends post it on Facebook a couple days ago, so I'm guessing someone famous said the joke somewhere recently.It's a pretty good one-liner. -- http://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/lunatic-asylumhttp://soundcloud.com/thundersheep/summer-rain </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GuessMyUserName 03/21/12 10:11:00 PM #25:	apparently it has been posted twice before FreakinLincoln \| Posted on 7/23/2011 8:34:31 PM Silvercross \| Posted on 7/28/2011 7:16:48 PM -- http://img.imgcake.com/GuessMyUserName/ibnmU5aMKGIk3lgifqu.gif <cite>GuessMyUserName posted [p:936482] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> apparently it has been posted twice beforeFreakinLincoln \| Posted on 7/23/2011 8:34:31 PM Silvercross \| Posted on 7/28/2011 7:16:48 PM -- http://img.imgcake.com/GuessMyUserName/ibnmU5aMKGIk3lgifqu.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCodeisBosco 03/21/12 10:12:00 PM #26:	*NioraptH posted...* ....I actually thought that maplejet returned or something I legit miss maplejet. ;_; -- Hey, you ever coming back? You kidding? I am Queens Boulevard. <cite>TheCodeisBosco posted [p:936483] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> NioraptH posted.......I actually thought that maplejet returned or somethingI legit miss maplejet. ;_; -- Hey, you ever coming back? You kidding? I am Queens Boulevard. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Panthera 03/21/12 10:34:00 PM #27:	OMGXD This is the best and most innovative joke I have ever heard. In all these years of knowing about hipster stereotypes the idea of mocking the correlation between "cool" in temperature and "cool" in popular opinion never once occurred to me or anyone else I have ever met. I thank you, good sir, for enlightening me. -- Mistake you're making - overlooking the fact that we might not want to be saved. <cite>Panthera posted [p:936484] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> OMGXDThis is the best and most innovative joke I have ever heard. In all these years of knowing about hipster stereotypes the idea of mocking the correlation between "cool" in temperature and "cool" in popular opinion never once occurred to me or anyone else I have ever met. I thank you, good sir, for enlightening me. -- Mistake you're making - overlooking the fact that we might not want to be saved. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Procrastinater 03/21/12 10:38:00 PM #28:	People are responding positively to a Strahax topic? That uses an old joke? What the hell, B8? -- Procrastinater - So Good *~Board 8 Late Night Crew~* <cite>Procrastinater posted [p:936485] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> People are responding positively to a Strahax topic?That uses an old joke?What the hell, B8? -- Procrastinater - So Good~Board 8 Late Night Crew~ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Iamdead7 03/21/12 10:40:00 PM #29:	I make this joke with the pizza line in real life all the time and act super witty. -- The box says "Online Gameplay not rated by ESRB", I should be able to trade my phallic named Wobbufetts to a bunch of 8 year olds. - MarvelousGerbil <cite>Iamdead7 posted [p:936486] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> I make this joke with the pizza line in real life all the time and act super witty. -- The box says "Online Gameplay not rated by ESRB", I should be able to trade my phallic named Wobbufetts to a bunch of 8 year olds. - MarvelousGerbil </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ayuyu 03/22/12 4:56:00 AM #30:	I really don't get this topic, this joke is like super **ing old. I sure hope none of you guys are serious. -- http://img.imgcake.com/cosplaygifer.gif http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TORtanic <cite>Ayuyu posted [p:936487] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> I really don't get this topic, this joke is like super **ing old.I sure hope none of you guys are serious. -- http://img.imgcake.com/cosplaygifer.gifhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TORtanic </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rychu_supadude 03/22/12 5:01:00 AM #31:	I thought hipsters didn't eat pizza? <cite>rychu_supadude posted [p:936488] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> I thought hipsters didn't eat pizza? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XIII_rocks 03/22/12 5:01:00 AM #32:	I expected something to do with "before it was cool", and still laughed -- XIII_rocks, the cream of XIII fanboyism. <cite>XIII_rocks posted [p:936489] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> I expected something to do with "before it was cool", and still laughed -- XIII_rocks, the cream of XIII fanboyism. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kurtfisto 03/22/12 5:20:00 AM #33:	From: tyder21 \| #006 Someone posted this topic months ago except it was pizza and not coffee. -- http://i.imgur.com/C37cl.gif *~KF~* <cite>kurtfisto posted [p:936490] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> From: tyder21 \| #006Someone posted this topic months ago except it was pizza and not coffee. -- http://i.imgur.com/C37cl.gif~KF~ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dilated Chemist 03/22/12 5:52:00 AM #34:	Joke is almost a year old. -- GT: TriggerTRE / PSN: SolidTRE Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth! <cite>Dilated Chemist posted [p:936491] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> Joke is almost a year old. -- GT: TriggerTRE / PSN: SolidTRELife is short. Smile while you still have teeth! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ayuyu 03/22/12 5:55:00 AM #35:	From: Dilated Chemist \| #034 Joke is almost a year old. Really? I swore it was older. -- http://img.imgcake.com/cosplaygifer.gif http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TORtanic <cite>Ayuyu posted [p:936492] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> From: Dilated Chemist \| #034Joke is almost a year old.Really? I swore it was older. -- http://img.imgcake.com/cosplaygifer.gifhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TORtanic </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dilated Chemist 03/22/12 6:04:00 AM #36:	That's when I first heard it. It's also around the time I found out what a hipster actually is too. -- GT: TriggerTRE / PSN: SolidTRE Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth! <cite>Dilated Chemist posted [p:936493] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> That's when I first heard it. It's also around the time I found out what a hipster actually is too. -- GT: TriggerTRE / PSN: SolidTRELife is short. Smile while you still have teeth! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kevwaffles 03/22/12 6:05:00 AM #37:	I was telling this joke way before it was cool. -- "One toot on this whistle will take you to a far away land." -Toad, SMB3 <cite>kevwaffles posted [p:936494] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> I was telling this joke way before it was cool. -- "One toot on this whistle will take you to a far away land."-Toad, SMB3 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Psycho_Kenshin 03/22/12 6:42:00 AM #38:	This topic is like meta and postmodern and whatnot. -- One Piece: Pirates with style! -= Metal Gear Solid: Tactical Espionage Action =- <cite>Psycho_Kenshin posted [p:936495] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> This topic is like meta and postmodern and whatnot. -- One Piece: Pirates with style!-= Metal Gear Solid: Tactical Espionage Action =- </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
abiggeebabigee 03/22/12 6:49:00 AM #39:	From: AdmiralZephyr \| #011 And stealing from DaveTheUseless at that Shame Strahax The real problem is that Dave posts on CE these days and not Board 8 >:-( -- If the Earth were a sandwich, we'd get along so well, And we could feed everybody, with a piece of ourselves. <cite>abiggeebabigee posted [p:936496] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> From: AdmiralZephyr \| #011And stealing from DaveTheUseless at thatShame StrahaxThe real problem is that Dave posts on CE these days and not Board 8 >:-( -- If the Earth were a sandwich, we'd get along so well,And we could feed everybody, with a piece of ourselves. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pjbasis 03/22/12 7:17:00 AM #40:	I bet somewhere in his cold troll heart he feels good that people didn't make fun of him this time. And for just a brief moment, he thought "maybe it wouldn't be so bad to go straight after all." -- http://i498.photobucket.com/albums/rr345/Rakaputra/pjbasis.png SuperNiceDog - 1, pjbasis - 0 <cite>pjbasis posted [p:936497] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> I bet somewhere in his cold troll heart he feels good that people didn't make fun of him this time.And for just a brief moment, he thought "maybe it wouldn't be so bad to go straight after all." -- http://i498.photobucket.com/albums/rr345/Rakaputra/pjbasis.png SuperNiceDog - 1, pjbasis - 0 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LeonhartFour 03/22/12 7:52:00 AM #41:	*pjbasis posted...* I bet somewhere in his cold troll heart he feels good that people didn't make fun of him this time. And for just a brief moment, he thought "maybe it wouldn't be so bad to go straight after all." Where do you come up with this stuff? -- "I couldn't stand a day without a past or future. I need to live each moment to keep fighting here and now." <cite>LeonhartFour posted [p:936498] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> pjbasis posted...I bet somewhere in his cold troll heart he feels good that people didn't make fun of him this time.And for just a brief moment, he thought "maybe it wouldn't be so bad to go straight after all."Where do you come up with this stuff? -- "I couldn't stand a day without a past or future. I need to live each moment to keep fighting here and now." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FashnQueenEtna 03/22/12 7:52:00 AM #42:	*TheCodeisBosco posted...* NioraptH posted... ....I actually thought that maplejet returned or something I legit miss maplejet. ;_; I dont know whats worse, Strahax stealing the joke or your post. -- Chrono1219 <cite>FashnQueenEtna posted [p:936499] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> TheCodeisBosco posted...NioraptH posted.......I actually thought that maplejet returned or somethingI legit miss maplejet. ;_;I dont know whats worse, Strahax stealing the joke or your post. -- Chrono1219 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SlymDayspring 03/22/12 7:55:00 AM #43:	strahax is always worse -- I'm "kind of a big deal". http://img.imgcake.com/cyclo/Cyclopngegpngre.png <cite>SlymDayspring posted [p:936500] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> strahax is always worse -- I'm "kind of a big deal".http://img.imgcake.com/cyclo/Cyclopngegpngre.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AdmiralZephyr 03/22/12 7:21:00 PM #44:	*SlymDayspring posted...* strahax is always worse -- darkx 3DS FC: 5241-2144-5671 (add me and pm me urs!) http://i40.tinypic.com/mabj1t.gif <cite>AdmiralZephyr posted [p:936501] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> SlymDayspring posted...strahax is always worse -- darkx 3DS FC: 5241-2144-5671 (add me and pm me urs!)http://i40.tinypic.com/mabj1t.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarvelousGerbil 03/22/12 7:24:00 PM #45:	Heard it... But with pizza instead of coffee. -- http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0w5gaZ9I51r5z4sho3_250.gif?tti <cite>MarvelousGerbil posted [p:936502] in Why did th... [t:62320235]...</cite> <quote> Heard it... But with pizza instead of coffee. -- http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0w5gaZ9I51r5z4sho3_250.gif?tti </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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