Board 8 > JETS SIGN TlM TEBOW!!!!

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Mershaaay
03/21/12 10:01:00 AM
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For a 4th round draft pick trade!!!


ALL WE DO IS WIN

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SmartMuffin
03/21/12 10:02:00 AM
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UNLEASHED!!!

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GranzonEx
03/21/12 10:03:00 AM
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ATTN Mak Sanchez

I am trying to troll you
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Mershaaay
03/21/12 10:04:00 AM
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INFINITE SUPERBOWLS!!!

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Liquid Wind
03/21/12 10:05:00 AM
#5:


bbu

but

the sanchize?
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muddersmilk
03/21/12 10:07:00 AM
#6:


Well that sucks

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Mershaaay
03/21/12 10:08:00 AM
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Liquid Wind posted...
bbu

but

the sanchize?


Tebow/Sanchize TAG TEAM


WE ARE UNSTOPPABLE NOW

The two most clutch QBs of all time on ONE TEAM

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GranzonEx
03/21/12 10:08:00 AM
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This kid is a gamer
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Aecioo
03/21/12 10:09:00 AM
#9:


playmaker

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HookedOnSonics
03/21/12 10:09:00 AM
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XFD


good luck with that.

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HookedOnSonics
03/21/12 10:10:00 AM
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sanchez will throw a few picks, crowd will beg for tebow.
they'll get him. He'll prob win whatever game he replaces into, then lose every game he starts from then on.

Also horrible fit from a team point of view.

ruined 2 guys careers with one stone

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_Regaro_
03/21/12 10:11:00 AM
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welp

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bryans7
03/21/12 10:15:00 AM
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Tebow in New York.

High comedy right there.

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neonreaper
03/21/12 10:15:00 AM
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if there's one thing that could cure my Super Bowl blues, it's this. it's this. oh thank heaven this happened. this f***ing rules.

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Mershaaay
03/21/12 10:17:00 AM
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neonreaper posted...
if there's one thing that could cure my Super Bowl blues, it's this. it's this. oh thank heaven this happened. this f***ing rules.

XMFD U SO MAD

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PAE for this PD
03/21/12 10:18:00 AM
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Jaguars can't catch a break. :(

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neonreaper
03/21/12 10:19:00 AM
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about the Super Bowl yeah about the Jets aww hell no

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Hrezs
03/21/12 10:19:00 AM
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Lol. More years of disappointment for jets fans

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HookedOnSonics
03/21/12 10:19:00 AM
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yeah neon is so mad he'll have 2 free wins this year

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HookedOnSonics
03/21/12 10:20:00 AM
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Assuming of course the Jets dont play the pats in their first 3 games anyway.
But I give Sanchez 3 games max before he's benched.

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Mershaaay
03/21/12 10:26:00 AM
#21:


With Tony Sparano aka Mr. Wildcat as the coordinator, no team is going to be able to keep up with The Sanchize / Tebow combo. Jets to finish with a perfect season for the next several seasons CONFIRMED.

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DpObliVion
03/21/12 10:29:00 AM
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loljets


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bryans7
03/21/12 10:29:00 AM
#23:


2 QB systems have worked so well before this, that's why no one does it.

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Silvercross
03/21/12 10:29:00 AM
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Let me set up a scenario for you: It's Superbowl Sunday. The Jets are up against a troop of girl scouts for the belt. Tim Tebow throws deep and it's intercepted by little Molly "The Machine" Dumpkin. She unleashes a burst of speed through an opening between the rush of oncoming Jets players. She jukes, HARD. Time and space are ripped apart, if only for a moment. Suddenly, it's just Tim Tebow and Molly. She stares directly into his eyes as she approaches, her eye sockets filled with a burning rage. She extends her arm upwards, stiffening it if you will. Tim Tebow knows this is it. Let Molly pass? They lose the Superbowl. Tackle her, and the belt is his. He begins to run towards her. He's at the 60, she's at the 30. He's at the 50, she's at the 40. This is it, this is his moment. They meet at the 35 yard line, and it happens; Tim Tebow ascends into the heavens. The crowd can't believe it, and neither can The Machine. The sky explodes into a shower of light, and for a brief moment, Molly stumbles. A glowing figure descends down onto the field. Is it Tim Tebow? Not anymore. It's mother****ing KRATOS, GOD OF WAR. TIM TEBOW IS THE ULTIMATE. HE IS THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA. He opens his laser eyes and decimates little Molly Dumpkin. It's over. The Jets win the Superbowl. Tim Tebow collapses to the ground in a smoking crater. A tiger approaches him and presents him with the Superbowl Belt. Tim Tebow can't believe it. He puts the belt on, raises his arms, and praises God.

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StifledSeagulls
03/21/12 10:34:00 AM
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*presents Silvercross with a key to the city*

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Mershaaay
03/21/12 10:35:00 AM
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Literally crying tears of joy right now

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CrimsonOcean
03/21/12 10:36:00 AM
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One more reason to not like the Jets.

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TheKoolAidShoto
03/21/12 10:44:00 AM
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LOL can't wait to see fans chant TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW as soon as Sanchez pulls a Sanchez and throws a couple interceptions to warm-up. Holmes is gonna LOVE Tebow's s***ty QBing, too.

LOL this is an abysmal move for the jets and a formula for locker room drama, and I personally CAN'T WAIT /bartscott

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TheKoolAidShoto
03/21/12 10:48:00 AM
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http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/fp/flashPollResultsState?sportIndex=sportsnation&pollId=135851

It's already begun!

XD New York

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Mershaaay
03/21/12 11:02:00 AM
#30:


TheKoolAidShoto posted...
LOL can't wait to see fans chant TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW as soon as Sanchez pulls a Sanchez and throws a couple interceptions to warm-up. Holmes is gonna LOVE Tebow's s***ty QBing, too.

LOL this is an abysmal move for the jets and a formula for locker room drama, and I personally CAN'T WAIT /bartscott


Personally I think The Sanchize knows this and it will only inspire him to never make a mistake.

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beavis666x2
03/21/12 11:07:00 AM
#31:


Jets not winning a super bowl in the next few years confirmed.

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FashnQueenEtna
03/21/12 11:08:00 AM
#32:


More like winning multiple super bowls

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Liquid Wind
03/21/12 11:08:00 AM
#33:


TheKoolAidShoto posted...
LOL can't wait to see fans chant TEBOW TEBOW TEBOW as soon as Sanchez pulls a Sanchez and throws a couple interceptions to warm-up. Holmes is gonna LOVE Tebow's s***ty QBing, too.

LOL this is an abysmal move for the jets and a formula for locker room drama, and I personally CAN'T WAIT /bartscott


the best part is that rex ryan already has a bad track record with developing QBs too, now they're putting one who has NO natural talent through that development process
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Mershaaay
03/21/12 11:11:00 AM
#34:


Sporano Sporano Sporano Sporano Sporano

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My Immortal
03/21/12 11:11:00 AM
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Good luck having 2 QBs who can't throw!

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Mershaaay
03/21/12 11:13:00 AM
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My Immortal posted...
Good luck having 2 QBs who can't throw!

Thanks! I think the 2 most clutch QBs of all time will do just fine!

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Mershaaay
03/21/12 12:21:00 PM
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Uh-oh, latest news says the trade could be nullified....

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Mershaaay
03/21/12 12:44:00 PM
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Rumor is that the trade is off and Tebow will be going to The St. Louis Rams

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Mershaaay
03/21/12 12:44:00 PM
#39:


what a circus

all because of Andrew Luck

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RevolverSaro
03/21/12 1:21:00 PM
#40:


If the Jets DO get Tebow, the AFC will get a little bit easier for the Pats.

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Mershaaay
03/21/12 1:35:00 PM
#41:


Tebow requires that Denver gets $5 million cash for any trade.

Jets are balking.

SephG sad.

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Liquid Wind
03/21/12 1:45:00 PM
#42:


the funny thing is that this is why the other teams backed off of the deal

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DigitalIncision
03/21/12 1:50:00 PM
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From: Silvercross | #024
Let me set up a scenario for you: It's Superbowl Sunday. The Jets are up against a troop of girl scouts for the belt. Tim Tebow throws deep and it's intercepted by little Molly "The Machine" Dumpkin. She unleashes a burst of speed through an opening between the rush of oncoming Jets players. She jukes, HARD. Time and space are ripped apart, if only for a moment. Suddenly, it's just Tim Tebow and Molly. She stares directly into his eyes as she approaches, her eye sockets filled with a burning rage. She extends her arm upwards, stiffening it if you will. Tim Tebow knows this is it. Let Molly pass? They lose the Superbowl. Tackle her, and the belt is his. He begins to run towards her. He's at the 60, she's at the 30. He's at the 50, she's at the 40. This is it, this is his moment. They meet at the 35 yard line, and it happens; Tim Tebow ascends into the heavens. The crowd can't believe it, and neither can The Machine. The sky explodes into a shower of light, and for a brief moment, Molly stumbles. A glowing figure descends down onto the field. Is it Tim Tebow? Not anymore. It's mother****ing KRATOS, GOD OF WAR. TIM TEBOW IS THE ULTIMATE. HE IS THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA. He opens his laser eyes and decimates little Molly Dumpkin. It's over. The Jets win the Superbowl. Tim Tebow collapses to the ground in a smoking crater. A tiger approaches him and presents him with the Superbowl Belt. Tim Tebow can't believe it. He puts the belt on, raises his arms, and praises God.


60 yard line

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_Carlemagne_
03/21/12 2:01:00 PM
#44:


Apparently the trade hit a snag involving money.

Oh no.

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Silvercross
03/21/12 2:05:00 PM
#45:


DigitalIncision posted...
From: Silvercross | #024
Let me set up a scenario for you: It's Superbowl Sunday. The Jets are up against a troop of girl scouts for the belt. Tim Tebow throws deep and it's intercepted by little Molly "The Machine" Dumpkin. She unleashes a burst of speed through an opening between the rush of oncoming Jets players. She jukes, HARD. Time and space are ripped apart, if only for a moment. Suddenly, it's just Tim Tebow and Molly. She stares directly into his eyes as she approaches, her eye sockets filled with a burning rage. She extends her arm upwards, stiffening it if you will. Tim Tebow knows this is it. Let Molly pass? They lose the Superbowl. Tackle her, and the belt is his. He begins to run towards her. He's at the 60, she's at the 30. He's at the 50, she's at the 40. This is it, this is his moment. They meet at the 35 yard line, and it happens; Tim Tebow ascends into the heavens. The crowd can't believe it, and neither can The Machine. The sky explodes into a shower of light, and for a brief moment, Molly stumbles. A glowing figure descends down onto the field. Is it Tim Tebow? Not anymore. It's mother****ing KRATOS, GOD OF WAR. TIM TEBOW IS THE ULTIMATE. HE IS THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA. He opens his laser eyes and decimates little Molly Dumpkin. It's over. The Jets win the Superbowl. Tim Tebow collapses to the ground in a smoking crater. A tiger approaches him and presents him with the Superbowl Belt. Tim Tebow can't believe it. He puts the belt on, raises his arms, and praises God.
60 yard line


I don't see the problem here.

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HaRRicH
03/21/12 2:13:00 PM
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Silvercross posted...
I don't see the problem here.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071014161543AAVjJd6

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AlecTrevelyan006
03/21/12 2:14:00 PM
#47:


From: HaRRicH | #046
Silvercross posted...
I don't see the problem here.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071014161543AAVjJd6


Tim Tebow is not bound by your mortal measurement systems.

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Silvercross
03/21/12 3:42:00 PM
#48:


What Alec said.

Last time I checked, the winner of the Superbowl didn't get a belt either.

And girl scouts couldn't form teams.

It's the Football of the near future, people, get with the times.

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ExThaNemesis
03/21/12 3:48:00 PM
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From: Mershaaay | #038
Rumor is that the trade is off and Tebow will be going to The St. Louis Rams


ALL WE DO IS WIN WIN WIN

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MrGreenonion
03/21/12 4:07:00 PM
#50:


From: Silvercross | #048
Last time I checked, the winner of the Superbowl didn't get a belt either.


Guess you haven't checked for a couple years.

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