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Silvercross 03/21/12 4:56:00 PM #51:	Whatever, Future Football is way more extreme than whoever that fruit is. -- There was a signature here. It's gone now. Your face is bees. <cite>Silvercross posted [p:934362] in JETS SIGN ... [t:62312918]...</cite> <quote> Whatever, Future Football is way more extreme than whoever that fruit is. -- There was a signature here. It's gone now.Your face is bees. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Princess Anri 03/21/12 5:06:00 PM #52:	From: Silvercross \| #024 Let me set up a scenario for you: It's Superbowl Sunday. The Jets are up against a troop of girl scouts for the belt. Tim Tebow throws deep and it's intercepted by little Molly "The Machine" Dumpkin. She unleashes a burst of speed through an opening between the rush of oncoming Jets players. She jukes, HARD. Time and space are ripped apart, if only for a moment. Suddenly, it's just Tim Tebow and Molly. She stares directly into his eyes as she approaches, her eye sockets filled with a burning rage. She extends her arm upwards, stiffening it if you will. Tim Tebow knows this is it. Let Molly pass? They lose the Superbowl. Tackle her, and the belt is his. He begins to run towards her. He's at the 60, she's at the 30. He's at the 50, she's at the 40. This is it, this is his moment. They meet at the 35 yard line, and it happens; Tim Tebow ascends into the heavens. The crowd can't believe it, and neither can The Machine. The sky explodes into a shower of light, and for a brief moment, Molly stumbles. A glowing figure descends down onto the field. Is it Tim Tebow? Not anymore. It's mother***ing KRATOS, GOD OF WAR. TIM TEBOW IS THE ULTIMATE. HE IS THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA. He opens his laser eyes and decimates little Molly Dumpkin. It's over. The Jets win the Superbowl. Tim Tebow collapses to the ground in a smoking crater. A tiger approaches him and presents him with the Superbowl Belt. Tim Tebow can't believe it. He puts the belt on, raises his arms, and praises God. Why are you guys trying to find flaws with this perfect passage? The only correct response to this masterpiece is: "Thank you, Silvercross. You have made my life better." -- Congratulations to Rafael Nadal on a Career Golden Slam.* - The Mana Sword <cite>Princess Anri posted [p:934363] in JETS SIGN ... [t:62312918]...</cite> <quote> From: Silvercross \| #024Let me set up a scenario for you: It's Superbowl Sunday. The Jets are up against a troop of girl scouts for the belt. Tim Tebow throws deep and it's intercepted by little Molly "The Machine" Dumpkin. She unleashes a burst of speed through an opening between the rush of oncoming Jets players. She jukes, HARD. Time and space are ripped apart, if only for a moment. Suddenly, it's just Tim Tebow and Molly. She stares directly into his eyes as she approaches, her eye sockets filled with a burning rage. She extends her arm upwards, stiffening it if you will. Tim Tebow knows this is it. Let Molly pass? They lose the Superbowl. Tackle her, and the belt is his. He begins to run towards her. He's at the 60, she's at the 30. He's at the 50, she's at the 40. This is it, this is his moment. They meet at the 35 yard line, and it happens; Tim Tebow ascends into the heavens. The crowd can't believe it, and neither can The Machine. The sky explodes into a shower of light, and for a brief moment, Molly stumbles. A glowing figure descends down onto the field. Is it Tim Tebow? Not anymore. It's mother****ing KRATOS, GOD OF WAR. TIM TEBOW IS THE ULTIMATE. HE IS THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA. He opens his laser eyes and decimates little Molly Dumpkin. It's over. The Jets win the Superbowl. Tim Tebow collapses to the ground in a smoking crater. A tiger approaches him and presents him with the Superbowl Belt. Tim Tebow can't believe it. He puts the belt on, raises his arms, and praises God.Why are you guys trying to find flaws with this perfect passage?The only correct response to this masterpiece is:"Thank you, Silvercross. You have made my life better." -- Congratulations to Rafael Nadal on a Career Golden Slam. - The Mana Sword </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lopen 03/21/12 5:18:00 PM #53:	It gets points for realism. I could easily see Tebow throwing an interception to a girl scout. -- No problem! This is a cute and pop genocide of love! <cite>Lopen posted [p:934364] in JETS SIGN ... [t:62312918]...</cite> <quote> It gets points for realism. I could easily see Tebow throwing an interception to a girl scout. -- No problem!This is a cute and pop genocide of love! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Carlemagne_ 03/21/12 6:17:00 PM #54:	Jets have agreed to split the 5 million. Tebow to Jets confirmed. -- Chrono1219 <cite>_Carlemagne_ posted [p:934365] in JETS SIGN ... [t:62312918]...</cite> <quote> Jets have agreed to split the 5 million. Tebow to Jets confirmed. -- Chrono1219 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DigitalIncision 03/21/12 6:18:00 PM #55:	I love that Sports Center got trolled into re-tweeting a fake Schefter account saying Tebow to the Jags -- Digi Shark swims ashore in new jersey ... wonder where he bought it. <cite>DigitalIncision posted [p:934366] in JETS SIGN ... [t:62312918]...</cite> <quote> I love that Sports Center got trolled into re-tweeting a fake Schefter account saying Tebow to the Jags -- DigiShark swims ashore in new jersey ... wonder where he bought it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mershaaay 03/21/12 6:22:00 PM #56:	ALL WE DO IS WIN AGAIN -- SephirothG, channeling awesomeness from Mershiness. The Resurrection <cite>Mershaaay posted [p:934367] in JETS SIGN ... [t:62312918]...</cite> <quote> ALL WE DO IS WIN AGAIN -- SephirothG, channeling awesomeness from Mershiness.The Resurrection </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bryans7 03/21/12 6:32:00 PM #57:	This will either work out great or be considered one of the worst moves in sports history. No in-between. -- quate the ravens never more <cite>bryans7 posted [p:934368] in JETS SIGN ... [t:62312918]...</cite> <quote> This will either work out great or be considered one of the worst moves in sports history.No in-between. -- quate the ravens never more </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DpObliVion 03/21/12 6:33:00 PM #58:	loljets -- NEW YORK GIANTS: SUPER BOWL XLII/XLVI CHAMPIONS! Save My South Park Episode! http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-/62306605 <cite>DpObliVion posted [p:934369] in JETS SIGN ... [t:62312918]...</cite> <quote> loljets -- NEW YORK GIANTS: SUPER BOWL XLII/XLVI CHAMPIONS!Save My South Park Episode! http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-/62306605 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Articuno2001 03/21/12 6:37:00 PM #59:	From: DpObliVion \| #058 loljets -- Congrats to 2011 Rivalry Rumble Guru winner, SuperNiceDog http://backloggery.com/articuno2001/sig.gif <cite>Articuno2001 posted [p:934370] in JETS SIGN ... [t:62312918]...</cite> <quote> From: DpObliVion \| #058loljets -- Congrats to 2011 Rivalry Rumble Guru winner, SuperNiceDoghttp://backloggery.com/articuno2001/sig.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
special_sauce 03/21/12 7:10:00 PM #60:	I can't wait the unfortunate part is that now I have to like the Jets -- Me_Pie_Three wants a SuperNiceDog for Christmas http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/special-sauce-is-my-friend.jpg <cite>special_sauce posted [p:934371] in JETS SIGN ... [t:62312918]...</cite> <quote> I can't waitthe unfortunate part is that now I have to like the Jets -- Me_Pie_Three wants a SuperNiceDog for Christmashttp://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/special-sauce-is-my-friend.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RPGLord95 03/21/12 7:35:00 PM #61:	One of two teams I cannot ever cheer. WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME LORD!? -- Whiskey Nick at work The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8 <cite>RPGLord95 posted [p:934372] in JETS SIGN ... [t:62312918]...</cite> <quote> One of two teams I cannot ever cheer. WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME LORD!? -- Whiskey Nick at workThe most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Westbrick 03/21/12 8:37:00 PM #62:	relevant sig -- Tebow to Jests? http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m19b15IB731qzdb47o1_400.png <cite>Westbrick posted [p:934373] in JETS SIGN ... [t:62312918]...</cite> <quote> relevant sig -- Tebow to Jests?http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m19b15IB731qzdb47o1_400.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ExThaNemesis 03/21/12 9:57:00 PM #63:	god the Jets are such a circus. -- http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/ExTha/10and14.jpg 'I am the master of your whole keep. I am the pastor, flock you like sheep.' <cite>ExThaNemesis posted [p:934374] in JETS SIGN ... [t:62312918]...</cite> <quote> god the Jets are such a circus. -- http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/ExTha/10and14.jpg'I am the master of your whole keep. I am the pastor, flock you like sheep.' </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Silvercross
03/21/12 4:56:00 PM
#51:

Whatever, Future Football is way more extreme than whoever that fruit is.

--
There was a signature here. It's gone now.
Your face is bees.

<cite>Silvercross posted [p:934362] in JETS SIGN ... [t:62312918]...</cite>
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        Whatever, Future Football is way more extreme than whoever that fruit is.
        
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            There was a signature here. It's gone now.Your face is bees.

        
    
    
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Princess Anri
03/21/12 5:06:00 PM
#52:

From: Silvercross | #024
Let me set up a scenario for you: It's Superbowl Sunday. The Jets are up against a troop of girl scouts for the belt. Tim Tebow throws deep and it's intercepted by little Molly "The Machine" Dumpkin. She unleashes a burst of speed through an opening between the rush of oncoming Jets players. She jukes, HARD. Time and space are ripped apart, if only for a moment. Suddenly, it's just Tim Tebow and Molly. She stares directly into his eyes as she approaches, her eye sockets filled with a burning rage. She extends her arm upwards, stiffening it if you will. Tim Tebow knows this is it. Let Molly pass? They lose the Superbowl. Tackle her, and the belt is his. He begins to run towards her. He's at the 60, she's at the 30. He's at the 50, she's at the 40. This is it, this is his moment. They meet at the 35 yard line, and it happens; Tim Tebow ascends into the heavens. The crowd can't believe it, and neither can The Machine. The sky explodes into a shower of light, and for a brief moment, Molly stumbles. A glowing figure descends down onto the field. Is it Tim Tebow? Not anymore. It's mother****ing KRATOS, GOD OF WAR. TIM TEBOW IS THE ULTIMATE. HE IS THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA. He opens his laser eyes and decimates little Molly Dumpkin. It's over. The Jets win the Superbowl. Tim Tebow collapses to the ground in a smoking crater. A tiger approaches him and presents him with the Superbowl Belt. Tim Tebow can't believe it. He puts the belt on, raises his arms, and praises God.

Why are you guys trying to find flaws with this perfect passage?

The only correct response to this masterpiece is:

"Thank you, Silvercross. You have made my life better."

--
Congratulations to Rafael Nadal on a Career Golden Slam. - The Mana Sword

<cite>Princess Anri posted [p:934363] in JETS SIGN ... [t:62312918]...</cite>
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        From: Silvercross | #024Let me set up a scenario for you: It's Superbowl Sunday. The Jets are up against a troop of girl scouts for the belt. Tim Tebow throws deep and it's intercepted by little Molly "The Machine" Dumpkin. She unleashes a burst of speed through an opening between the rush of oncoming Jets players. She jukes, HARD. Time and space are ripped apart, if only for a moment. Suddenly, it's just Tim Tebow and Molly. She stares directly into his eyes as she approaches, her eye sockets filled with a burning rage. She extends her arm upwards, stiffening it if you will. Tim Tebow knows this is it. Let Molly pass? They lose the Superbowl. Tackle her, and the belt is his. He begins to run towards her. He's at the 60, she's at the 30. He's at the 50, she's at the 40. This is it, this is his moment. They meet at the 35 yard line, and it happens; Tim Tebow ascends into the heavens. The crowd can't believe it, and neither can The Machine. The sky explodes into a shower of light, and for a brief moment, Molly stumbles. A glowing figure descends down onto the field. Is it Tim Tebow? Not anymore. It's mother****ing KRATOS, GOD OF WAR. TIM TEBOW IS THE ULTIMATE. HE IS THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA. He opens his laser eyes and decimates little Molly Dumpkin. It's over. The Jets win the Superbowl. Tim Tebow collapses to the ground in a smoking crater. A tiger approaches him and presents him with the Superbowl Belt. Tim Tebow can't believe it. He puts the belt on, raises his arms, and praises God.Why are you guys trying to find flaws with this perfect passage?The only correct response to this masterpiece is:"Thank you, Silvercross.  You have made my life better."
        
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            Congratulations to Rafael Nadal on a Career Golden Slam. - The Mana Sword

        
    
    
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Lopen
03/21/12 5:18:00 PM
#53:

It gets points for realism. I could easily see Tebow throwing an interception to a girl scout.

--
No problem!
This is a cute and pop genocide of love!

<cite>Lopen posted [p:934364] in JETS SIGN ... [t:62312918]...</cite>
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        It gets points for realism.  I could easily see Tebow throwing an interception to a girl scout.
        
            --
            No problem!This is a cute and pop genocide of love!

        
    
    
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_Carlemagne_
03/21/12 6:17:00 PM
#54:

Jets have agreed to split the 5 million. Tebow to Jets confirmed.

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Chrono1219

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        Jets have agreed to split the 5 million. Tebow to Jets confirmed.
        
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            Chrono1219

        
    
    
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DigitalIncision
03/21/12 6:18:00 PM
#55:

I love that Sports Center got trolled into re-tweeting a fake Schefter account saying Tebow to the Jags

--
Digi
Shark swims ashore in new jersey ... wonder where he bought it.

<cite>DigitalIncision posted [p:934366] in JETS SIGN ... [t:62312918]...</cite>
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        I love that Sports Center got trolled into re-tweeting a fake Schefter account saying Tebow to the Jags
        
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            DigiShark swims ashore in new jersey ... wonder where he bought it.

        
    
    
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Mershaaay
03/21/12 6:22:00 PM
#56:

ALL WE DO IS WIN AGAIN

--
SephirothG, channeling awesomeness from Mershiness.
The Resurrection

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        ALL WE DO IS WIN AGAIN
        
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bryans7
03/21/12 6:32:00 PM
#57:

This will either work out great or be considered one of the worst moves in sports history.

No in-between.

--
quate the ravens never more

<cite>bryans7 posted [p:934368] in JETS SIGN ... [t:62312918]...</cite>
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        This will either work out great or be considered one of the worst moves in sports history.No in-between.
        
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            quate the ravens never more

        
    
    
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DpObliVion
03/21/12 6:33:00 PM
#58:

loljets

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        loljets
        
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Articuno2001
03/21/12 6:37:00 PM
#59:

From: DpObliVion | #058
loljets

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        From: DpObliVion | #058loljets
        
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special_sauce
03/21/12 7:10:00 PM
#60:

I can't wait

the unfortunate part is that now I have to like the Jets

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        I can't waitthe unfortunate part is that now I have to like the Jets
        
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            Me_Pie_Three wants a SuperNiceDog for Christmashttp://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/special-sauce-is-my-friend.jpg

        
    
    
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RPGLord95
03/21/12 7:35:00 PM
#61:

One of two teams I cannot ever cheer.

WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME LORD!?

--
Whiskey Nick at work
The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8

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        One of two teams I cannot ever cheer. WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME LORD!?
        
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Westbrick
03/21/12 8:37:00 PM
#62:

relevant sig

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Tebow to Jests?
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m19b15IB731qzdb47o1_400.png

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        relevant sig
        
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            Tebow to Jests?http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m19b15IB731qzdb47o1_400.png

        
    
    
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ExThaNemesis
03/21/12 9:57:00 PM
#63:

god the Jets are such a circus.

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'I am the master of your whole keep. I am the pastor, flock you like sheep.'

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        god the Jets are such a circus.
        
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            http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/ExTha/10and14.jpg'I am the master of your whole keep. I am the pastor, flock you like sheep.'

        
    
    



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