1) Cook, after all you haven't had dinner yet. 2) Confront your other best friends and try to see if they're also one of the above options. 3) Post on Gamefaqs about it. 4) Continue building your super awesome chocolate fortress on Minecraft while searching (in vain) for a Willy Wonka skin online.
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I'm but a simple companion in the pack of gurus whereof SuperNiceDog is the pack leader!
Distraught at finding out that your best friend is Strahax you set out to find you other friends to see why the hell they didn't tell you. At least, this is what you tell yourself, but subconsciously you fear that they might all be Strahax. Your subconscious isn't entirely sure how that would be even possible, but it's sending you the fear signals nevertheless.
Since it's 2 a.m., another wasted evening trying to complete your Hello Kitty collection via Amazon took place before you found out, the busses aren't riding anymore so you have to walk the 300 meters to your nearest friend's house.
However, he doesn't answer when you buzz his bell. What do you do?
A) It's 2 a.m. (well 2.30 since that walk and the stop at the nightshop took half an hours, you fatty), leave him be. Let's go to bed and try to find him and the others in the morning. B) The above, but you'll need a drink (or two) before you can even think about going to bed given what you know now. C) Start climbing the building. He only lives on the 12th floor, you'll make it easily! D) Go see if some of your other friends are awake.
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I'm but a simple companion in the pack of gurus whereof SuperNiceDog is the pack leader!
Luckily it's one of those crap New Age glass pyramid buildings so you make up your way quite easily, especially given your size. On your way you encounter a lot of closed curtains. In fact, all of them are closed. No naked chicks for you! But that's not what you're here for. You're here for dealing with a primal fear that you must conquer to live life like you used to before the dramatic reveal. You haven't been able to fully enjoy life since thirty-five minutes ago and you simply need to know if the problem is even worse.
That said, you arrive at the 12th floor. Still semi-hanging/standing outside on the architectural monstrosity you realize you won't find your friends room this way.
What do you do?
A) Go left and hope his curtain is open. B) Go right and hope his curtain is open. D) Ponder somewhat about the meaninglessness of life and how your shoelaces aren't matching your shoes. C) Start washing the windows, they seem dirty.
Incidentally, what's your friend's name?
A) John B) Red C) Charizard D) Magnolia E) Suggest one
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I'm but a simple companion in the pack of gurus whereof SuperNiceDog is the pack leader!
You try to start washing the nearest window even though you have no equipment whatsoever. Your tong does make short work of all the bird droppings though. Satisfied you try to think about the meaning of life and better, less Strahaxriddled times, but you can't set your mind to the task. You've also seem to have lost your shoelaces. Let's hope that won't mean trouble later on.
What do you do?
A) Go left and hope Magnolia Charizard's curtain is open. B) Go right and hope Magnolia Charizard's curtain is open. C) Knock on a window so you can (eventually) reach your friend's dorm via the hallway. D) Find something to replace your lost shoelaces.
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I'm but a simple companion in the pack of gurus whereof SuperNiceDog is the pack leader!