Luckily it's one of those crap New Age glass pyramid buildings so you make up your way quite easily, especially given your size. On your way you encounter a lot of closed curtains. In fact, all of them are closed. No naked chicks for you! But that's not what you're here for. You're here for dealing with a primal fear that you must conquer to live life like you used to before the dramatic reveal. You haven't been able to fully enjoy life since thirty-five minutes ago and you simply need to know if the problem is even worse.
That said, you arrive at the 12th floor. Still semi-hanging/standing outside on the architectural monstrosity you realize you won't find your friends room this way.
What do you do?
A) Go left and hope his curtain is open.
B) Go right and hope his curtain is open.
D) Ponder somewhat about the meaninglessness of life and how your shoelaces aren't matching your shoes.
C) Start washing the windows, they seem dirty.
Incidentally, what's your friend's name?
A) John
B) Red
C) Charizard
D) Magnolia
E) Suggest one
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I'm but a simple companion in the pack of gurus whereof SuperNiceDog is the pack leader!