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PartOfYourWorld 03/09/12 11:18:00 PM #1: |
you must, for the rest of your life, experience the terrible feeling of almoooooost sneezing only to have the sneeze pulled back within you by mysterious forces...
one hundred times per day, every day. Accept the money, yes or no? -- Yoblazer: http://i33.tinypic.com/ml36gl_th.gif Watch and you'll see... someday I'll be... part of your world! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The Real Truth 03/09/12 11:21:00 PM #2: |
70,000 isn't even much money.
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red13n 03/09/12 11:21:00 PM #3: |
no
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hockeydude15 03/09/12 11:21:00 PM #4: |
So the terrible feeling of almost sneezing, every 15 min or so for the rest of my life for only $70k? I don't think i'd accept that if it was $500k
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Shoenin_Kakashi 03/09/12 11:21:00 PM #5: |
no, not nearly enough
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PartOfYourWorld 03/09/12 11:22:00 PM #6: |
Well, I wanted to make it like 250k, but I was worried that such an amount would trigger the "take the money and run" mechanism. I want debate here.
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facepaImer 03/09/12 11:22:00 PM #7: |
who even sneezes 100 times a day?
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GuessMyUserName 03/09/12 11:23:00 PM #8: |
Only 70k for that constant torture for the rest of my life?
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Lopen 03/09/12 11:24:00 PM #9: |
Hell no give me more people to kill
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Wanglicious 03/09/12 11:26:00 PM #10: |
....hell no. i'd die before i'm 30 with that. i'm pretty sure if you're stuck with that feeling you'd run a ton of health problems in the process which 70k sure as hell won't cut.
and even ignoring that, it's torture for your life. -- The King Wang. Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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XIII_rocks 03/09/12 11:30:00 PM #11: |
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Wanglicious 03/09/12 11:35:00 PM #12: |
also it'd be less than every 15. you have to sleep sometime, so really you can shave a third of the day down there alone.
honestly for 70k you'd have to go down to like, 3 times every day instead of your 100. maaybe 5. doubt it though. i get that feeling maybe twice a month. -- The King Wang. Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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lordloki12 03/09/12 11:35:00 PM #13: |
Yeah I am pretty sure that feeling would drive me insane. The money is not nearly enough to risk the insanity.
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foolm0ron 03/09/12 11:37:00 PM #14: |
So to get $70K I can either....
work 1 year in an entry-level job in my field or be tormented for the rest of my life -- _foolmo_ 'Oh please, if foolmo made that analogy you'd think it was picture perfect' - Biolizard28 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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_Carlemagne_ 03/09/12 11:38:00 PM #15: |
Are all 100 like in a row or are they spread out?
Oh wait not 70K a day? Screw that. -- Chrono1219 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rad Link 5 03/09/12 11:38:00 PM #16: |
$70k? Helllll no.
I'm not sure there's any amount of money worth that, but if there is, it definitely isn't $70k. -- Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police http://i55.tinypic.com/rcshvr.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PartOfYourWorld 03/09/12 11:40:00 PM #17: |
Well, I clearly miscalculated. I've posed these types of questions before and the money has usually won out. This is the first time I've ever actually attached a negative consequence tethered to the money. My q's usually offer money on one side (say 10 grand) vs a positive ability on the other (perfect bowel movements for the rest of your life).
10 grand easily beat perfect craps, by the way -- Yoblazer: http://oi52.tinypic.com/ad21i1.jpg Watch and you'll see... someday I'll be... part of your world! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rad Link 5 03/09/12 11:42:00 PM #18: |
Perfect bowel movements?
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mnkboy907 03/09/12 11:45:00 PM #19: |
From: Rad Link 5 | #018 If that also includes only having to wipe once and you're done, I just might have to take that offer. -- http://i45.tinypic.com/fpchec.gif http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/9413/cutepuppy16.png - Number of people that D'awwed: 63 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Whiskey_Nick 03/09/12 11:45:00 PM #20: |
i love a mesy bowel
mobemry so i taje th moen -- Not changing this sig until the Bengals, Bills, Browns and Lions win the Super Bowl (10/10/10) The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PartOfYourWorld 03/09/12 11:46:00 PM #21: |
As I defined it, perfect craps were odorless, large one-piece turds that were satisfying but painless. They never broke and were, in fact, so perfect that you never needed to wipe after pooping. For the rest of your life.
10k won over that, rather easily too IIRC -- Yoblazer: http://oi52.tinypic.com/ad21i1.jpg Watch and you'll see... someday I'll be... part of your world! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Whiskey_Nick 03/09/12 11:46:00 PM #22: |
i like to dairreha
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mnkboy907 03/09/12 11:47:00 PM #23: |
From: PartOfYourWorld | #021 I would honestly take that over $10k. -- http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/4418/dsc02035h.jpg http://i38.tinypic.com/2zqtqur.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Whiskey_Nick 03/09/12 11:47:00 PM #24: |
i woul rtaher the moeny than he poop
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Whiskey_Nick 03/09/12 11:48:00 PM #25: |
have you ebe eveen explosnign diareehe ?
what a feeling -- Not changing this sig until the Bengals, Bills, Browns and Lions win the Super Bowl (10/10/10) The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dark Young Link 03/09/12 11:49:00 PM #26: |
Hell no.
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GuessMyUserName 03/09/12 11:56:00 PM #27: |
... I just opened this topic and scrolled to the bottom to see RPGLord's posts and I was thoroughly confused as to what he was talking about
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Rad Link 5 03/09/12 11:58:00 PM #28: |
From: PartOfYourWorld | #021 F***, the never having to wipe alone is all I need, there to take that over the money. -- Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police I assure you, my dear, all Ace Detectives are perfect gentlemen! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Whiskey_Nick 03/09/12 11:58:00 PM #29: |
GM<Un yoyu should understandf I ws talking about how explosinve diarrhea can feel pretty great
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Wanglicious 03/10/12 12:01:00 AM #32: |
...i was not here for the perfect crap one.
but as a person who loves money, those who picked it over a perfect crap are absolutely INSANE. like, even from a financial perspective you'd spend more money on crap related expenses - medicine, toilet paper, medical problems related to bad crapping habits - than 10k. that one just plain doesn't make any sense at all. simpler, easier, faster, no embarrassment, safe from the runs? i'd pay 10k for that. -- The King Wang. Listen up Urinal Cake. I already have something that tells me if I'm too drunk when I pee on it: My friends. - Colbert. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Whiskey_Nick 03/10/12 12:01:00 AM #33: |
Ulti why no?
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mnkboy907 03/10/12 12:02:00 AM #34: |
From: shadosneko | #031 I assume since it's all coming out in one poop and since there's no need to wipe, that it means there's no residue left inside. -- http://i50.tinypic.com/23qx00.jpg "First time I got punched in the face, I was like "oh no", then I was like "this is a story"." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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expaniol 03/10/12 12:02:00 AM #35: |
No amount of money would make me accept this.
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Whiskey_Nick 03/10/12 12:02:00 AM #36: |
what if you steal all your toilet paper and a toilet? plus you only poop at work to avoid water bills and then lets assume you also can predict the future and sports so you can bet and win but then he went to an airshow and crashed
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shadosneko 03/10/12 12:04:00 AM #37: |
From: mnkboy907 | #034 This makes sense. Even without this, totally sold. I mean, that would basically clear up my chronic disease which costs way more than $10k/year. >_> -- http://backloggery.com/shados http://last.fm/user/ShadosNeko ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CoolCly 03/10/12 12:17:00 AM #38: |
It would have to be for a short amount of time, like a year or a month, and the amount would need to be higher, for how severe the symptoms would be every day.
It's not an outrageous concept but many dials would need to be turned for this to become near acceptable. -- The batman villians all seem to be one big joke that batman refuses to laugh at - SantaRPG ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Whiskey_Nick 03/10/12 12:20:00 AM #40: |
From: UltimaterializerX | #039 thats how I sneeze The sun and I don't get along, step outside sneeze -- Not changing this sig until the Bengals, Bills, Browns and Lions win the Super Bowl (10/10/10) The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Robazoid 03/10/12 12:24:00 AM #42: |
You know, for me, lights never make me sneeze
But combing my hair for some reason just makes me immediately have to sneeze. I don't know why -- **R.O.B.A.Z.O.I.D** ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ace_Killjoy 03/10/12 12:29:00 AM #43: |
I'm also in the "light-makes-you-sneeze" crowd.
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swirIdude 03/10/12 12:33:00 AM #45: |
Hell no. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
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MajinZidane 03/10/12 12:56:00 AM #46: |
lmfao lopen
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MajinZidane 03/10/12 12:58:00 AM #47: |
OH MY GOD
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shadosneko 03/10/12 12:00:00 PM #31: |
Would the perfect crap also make your bowels clean for sex
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