Board 8 > OKAY BOYS, $70,000 tax free right now, but to get the money

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PartOfYourWorld
03/09/12 11:18:00 PM
#1:


you must, for the rest of your life, experience the terrible feeling of almoooooost sneezing only to have the sneeze pulled back within you by mysterious forces...

one hundred times per day, every day.

Accept the money, yes or no?

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The Real Truth
03/09/12 11:21:00 PM
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70,000 isn't even much money.

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red13n
03/09/12 11:21:00 PM
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no

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hockeydude15
03/09/12 11:21:00 PM
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So the terrible feeling of almost sneezing, every 15 min or so for the rest of my life for only $70k? I don't think i'd accept that if it was $500k

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Shoenin_Kakashi
03/09/12 11:21:00 PM
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no, not nearly enough

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PartOfYourWorld
03/09/12 11:22:00 PM
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Well, I wanted to make it like 250k, but I was worried that such an amount would trigger the "take the money and run" mechanism. I want debate here.

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facepaImer
03/09/12 11:22:00 PM
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who even sneezes 100 times a day?

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GuessMyUserName
03/09/12 11:23:00 PM
#8:


Only 70k for that constant torture for the rest of my life?

Easy easy pass.

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Lopen
03/09/12 11:24:00 PM
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Hell no give me more people to kill

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Wanglicious
03/09/12 11:26:00 PM
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....hell no. i'd die before i'm 30 with that. i'm pretty sure if you're stuck with that feeling you'd run a ton of health problems in the process which 70k sure as hell won't cut.

and even ignoring that, it's torture for your life.

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XIII_rocks
03/09/12 11:30:00 PM
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From: hockeydude15 | #004
So the terrible feeling of almost sneezing, every 15 min or so for the rest of my life for only $70k? I don't think i'd accept that if it was $500k



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Wanglicious
03/09/12 11:35:00 PM
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also it'd be less than every 15. you have to sleep sometime, so really you can shave a third of the day down there alone.

honestly for 70k you'd have to go down to like, 3 times every day instead of your 100. maaybe 5. doubt it though. i get that feeling maybe twice a month.

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lordloki12
03/09/12 11:35:00 PM
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Yeah I am pretty sure that feeling would drive me insane. The money is not nearly enough to risk the insanity.

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foolm0ron
03/09/12 11:37:00 PM
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So to get $70K I can either....
work 1 year in an entry-level job in my field
or
be tormented for the rest of my life

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_Carlemagne_
03/09/12 11:38:00 PM
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Are all 100 like in a row or are they spread out?

Oh wait not 70K a day? Screw that.

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Rad Link 5
03/09/12 11:38:00 PM
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$70k? Helllll no.

I'm not sure there's any amount of money worth that, but if there is, it definitely isn't $70k.

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PartOfYourWorld
03/09/12 11:40:00 PM
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Well, I clearly miscalculated. I've posed these types of questions before and the money has usually won out. This is the first time I've ever actually attached a negative consequence tethered to the money. My q's usually offer money on one side (say 10 grand) vs a positive ability on the other (perfect bowel movements for the rest of your life).

10 grand easily beat perfect craps, by the way

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Rad Link 5
03/09/12 11:42:00 PM
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Perfect bowel movements?

Is that just a nice way of saying you never get the runs?

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mnkboy907
03/09/12 11:45:00 PM
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From: Rad Link 5 | #018
Perfect bowel movements?

Is that just a nice way of saying you never get the runs?


If that also includes only having to wipe once and you're done, I just might have to take that offer.

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Whiskey_Nick
03/09/12 11:45:00 PM
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i love a mesy bowel

mobemry so i taje th moen

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PartOfYourWorld
03/09/12 11:46:00 PM
#21:


As I defined it, perfect craps were odorless, large one-piece turds that were satisfying but painless. They never broke and were, in fact, so perfect that you never needed to wipe after pooping. For the rest of your life.

10k won over that, rather easily too IIRC

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Whiskey_Nick
03/09/12 11:46:00 PM
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i like to dairreha

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mnkboy907
03/09/12 11:47:00 PM
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From: PartOfYourWorld | #021
As I defined it, perfect craps were odorless, large one-piece turds that were satisfying but painless. They never broke and were, in fact, so perfect that you never needed to wipe after pooping. For the rest of your life.

10k won over that, rather easily too IIRC


I would honestly take that over $10k.

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Whiskey_Nick
03/09/12 11:47:00 PM
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i woul rtaher the moeny than he poop

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Whiskey_Nick
03/09/12 11:48:00 PM
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have you ebe eveen explosnign diareehe ?
what a feeling

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Dark Young Link
03/09/12 11:49:00 PM
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Hell no.

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GuessMyUserName
03/09/12 11:56:00 PM
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... I just opened this topic and scrolled to the bottom to see RPGLord's posts and I was thoroughly confused as to what he was talking about

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Rad Link 5
03/09/12 11:58:00 PM
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From: PartOfYourWorld | #021
As I defined it, perfect craps were odorless, large one-piece turds that were satisfying but painless. They never broke and were, in fact, so perfect that you never needed to wipe after pooping. For the rest of your life.


F***, the never having to wipe alone is all I need, there to take that over the money.

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Whiskey_Nick
03/09/12 11:58:00 PM
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GM<Un yoyu should understandf I ws talking about how explosinve diarrhea can feel pretty great

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Wanglicious
03/10/12 12:01:00 AM
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...i was not here for the perfect crap one.
but as a person who loves money, those who picked it over a perfect crap are absolutely INSANE. like, even from a financial perspective you'd spend more money on crap related expenses - medicine, toilet paper, medical problems related to bad crapping habits - than 10k. that one just plain doesn't make any sense at all. simpler, easier, faster, no embarrassment, safe from the runs?

i'd pay 10k for that.

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Whiskey_Nick
03/10/12 12:01:00 AM
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Ulti why no?

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mnkboy907
03/10/12 12:02:00 AM
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From: shadosneko | #031
Would the perfect crap also make your bowels clean for sex


I assume since it's all coming out in one poop and since there's no need to wipe, that it means there's no residue left inside.

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expaniol
03/10/12 12:02:00 AM
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No amount of money would make me accept this.

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Whiskey_Nick
03/10/12 12:02:00 AM
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what if you steal all your toilet paper and a toilet? plus you only poop at work to avoid water bills and then lets assume you also can predict the future and sports so you can bet and win but then he went to an airshow and crashed

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shadosneko
03/10/12 12:04:00 AM
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From: mnkboy907 | #034
I assume since it's all coming out in one poop and since there's no need to wipe, that it means there's no residue left inside.


This makes sense.

Even without this, totally sold.

I mean, that would basically clear up my chronic disease which costs way more than $10k/year. >_>

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CoolCly
03/10/12 12:17:00 AM
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It would have to be for a short amount of time, like a year or a month, and the amount would need to be higher, for how severe the symptoms would be every day.


It's not an outrageous concept but many dials would need to be turned for this to become near acceptable.

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Whiskey_Nick
03/10/12 12:20:00 AM
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From: UltimaterializerX | #039
I can usually look up into a light to force it, at the very least.


thats how I sneeze

The sun and I don't get along, step outside sneeze

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Robazoid
03/10/12 12:24:00 AM
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You know, for me, lights never make me sneeze

But combing my hair for some reason just makes me immediately have to sneeze. I don't know why

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Ace_Killjoy
03/10/12 12:29:00 AM
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I'm also in the "light-makes-you-sneeze" crowd.

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swirIdude
03/10/12 12:33:00 AM
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Hell no. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

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MajinZidane
03/10/12 12:56:00 AM
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lmfao lopen

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MajinZidane
03/10/12 12:58:00 AM
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OH MY GOD

I would so take perfect bowel movements not close.

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shadosneko
03/10/12 12:00:00 PM
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Would the perfect crap also make your bowels clean for sex

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