Board 8 > I never poo anywhere but home.

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I can't be the only one, right?

I don't know why. I mean, I know everybody poops, there are books that say so. But I feel like it's just so awkward to do it in a public place, like a restaurant or at school.

Maybe it's also because I like complete privacy, but I will wait until I get home to do it, regardless of how long I'll be gone that day.

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I used to do this, until one day I couldn't hold my s*** together.

And now it just seems silly.

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I can only do it in public if the bathroom has more than one stall. I hate people waiting on me. I need 10-15 minutes.

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From: Menji76 | #003
I can only do it in public if the bathroom has more than one stall. I hate people waiting on me. I need 10-15 minutes.

to do what? regrout the room?

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i aim to poop at work just because my bathroom is a broken disgusting **** hole, lol literally

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I try to avoid pooping in public. I don't even like peeing in public restrooms, but I'll deal with it. I'll only go in public if i ABSOLUTELY have to.

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u aren't the only one

hell i rarely use public bathrooms period

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I like to spend as little time as possible in public restrooms so I never poop there either.

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I try not to but it's not a big deal if I have to, I squat though, I will NEVER sit on a public toilet

and if it takes you 15 minutes to **** you really need to clean up your diet yo

I have no problem dropping a deuce in public. I seem to remember that I used to, but nowadays I don't give a s***. Or rather, I do give a s***. A lot of them. In public.

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I will do my best to avoid it, but if I have to go, then I have to go.

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I never pooped at school all through elementary, middle, high school and college. Now I work in the schools and poop there all the time.

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i read an article that says people do this because of evolution teaching us to only poop in safe places

tldr; you're no better than a dog =[

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I deuce at work to kill time. It gives me an excuse to take a short break.

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_stingers_ posted...
i read an article that says people do this because of evolution teaching us to only poop in safe places

tldr; you're no better than a dog =[

I do it because pooping is like... inherently embarrassing. It makes gross sounds and smells bad and it's better to portray an aura of never having to poop ever to the public. I don't want someone to hear me poopin'

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At least Kupo has class and doesn't MESSAGE the people -Dr Pizza

If I know I'm about to go home soon then I'll hold it but otherwise I don't care

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In Japan, people going to the toilet were so embarrassed, they would keep flushing it to drown out the noise. This was a huge waste of water, so they installed buttons that imitate a flushing sound when you press them. Yeah.

I do not have this problem, because I am normal.

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FAHtastic posted...
In Japan, people going to the toilet were so embarrassed, they would keep flushing it to drown out the noise. This was a huge waste of water, so they installed buttons that imitate a flushing sound when you press them. Yeah.

I do not have this problem, because I am normal.

I know some girls who will turn on the sink when they pee. Pretty bad.

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I do it in public more often than not

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all the time at work, especially in the morning

i take my breaks there, actually

and it's just one toilet for dudes

good thing there are only three of us in that part of the building!

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I'm actually pretty synchronized... I guess I could say, when it comes to that. At least on week days. But it wouldn't be a big deal if I needed to use a public restroom. Not so much because of privacy but having to sit on the actual bowl... so I'll squat.

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I poop in public at least twice a day. Doesn't bother me at all, and even if it did bother me I'd still have to do it because I work for a wine company and I work in stores all day. Combine that with my metabolism that requires me to take in 5,000 calories a day just so I don't lose weight and you get a lot of s***. Just s*** everywhere.

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I also only poop in your home.

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In first grade, I peed my pants during the national anthem because I was terrified of peeing in the public washroom. After that, I had access to the teacher/staff washroom as it was for one person.

"Oh, say can you pee....."

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From: EndOfDiscOne | #019
I know some girls who will turn on the sink when they pee. Pretty bad.

They actually just do this for motivation!

But seriously, I don't like taking a dump in public restrooms, like those found at a school or supermarket. The restrooms at work I use all the time, and the same with fine dining establishments. It really just depends on how clean the restroom is.

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I used to be like that too until one day back in high school. I was on this medicine where one of the possible side affects was diarrhea. And good lord did I have diarrhea. So needless to say I was forced to get over my public crapping issue.

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Same here. I just don't feel comfortable if it isn't at home.

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I always poop at work. Always.

You're getting paid to s***. How can you pass that up?

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Honestly people who s*** publicly are gross. I hate washing my hands and all of a sudden hearing some sperg audibly and violently spewing solid pieces of waste from their ass.

Although it's not as bad as people who piss and s*** at the same time which is just barbaric.

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I saw your s*** and wow!

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EndOfDiscOne posted...

I know some girls who will turn on the sink when they pee. Pretty bad.

Eh, I understand to an extent. I don't when I pee, but I grew up being told to turn the fan on when I poop and grew used to always having that ambiance, and would be very self-conscious if it wasn't on. The first time I ever pooped away from home, on a four day long debate trip with friends, I honestly freaked out a bit. The hotel room was tiny, and the bathroom had no fan. I've grown used to it since and have no problem going without some sort of ambiance; it's not like I turn on a faucet when I go, though I do still very much prefer having a fan on.

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SAWYOFACEANDWOW posted...
Honestly people who s*** publicly are gross. I hate washing my hands and all of a sudden hearing some sperg audibly and violently spewing solid pieces of waste from their ass.

Although it's not as bad as people who piss and s*** at the same time which is just barbaric.

I will say this made me laugh so it's a good post. The later part, well uh no comment but what the hell. Not even gonna ask.

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Psycho_Kenshin posted...
SAWYOFACEANDWOW posted...
Honestly people who s*** publicly are gross. I hate washing my hands and all of a sudden hearing some sperg audibly and violently spewing solid pieces of waste from their ass.

Although it's not as bad as people who piss and s*** at the same time which is just barbaric.

I will say this made me laugh so it's a good post. The later part, well uh no comment but what the hell. Not even gonna ask.

? What's wrong with it? Imagine the initial scenario except this time the sperg is audibly and violently blasting liquid waste from their dick at the same time, and is usually accompanied by grunts and moans. Wait till you get home, please.

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That parts funny, the weird and crazy part is the second part where you have some issue with people doing #1 and #2 at the same time, which is completely natural and normal ha and I don't even wanna talk about this, but it's a pretty awesomely eccentric opinion to have.

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I had no idea that the sound of someone taking a dump would sully my hands. Also, eliminating both liquid and solid waste at once is natural. When I poop I naturally want to pee as well.

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KingButz posted...
I had no idea that the sound of someone taking a dump would sully my hands. Also, eliminating both liquid and solid waste at once is natural. When I poop I naturally want to pee as well.

Do you do this privately at your home or in the presence of other people in public?

One is fine, the other is disturbing.

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When I am sitting on the toilet in the stall of a public restroom, I will often save time by completing both actions at the same time. Nobody can hear either because I do it silently.

Though when I am at home, I make sure to scream while I pee.

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Frankly sess I think your crazy opinions on what people should and shouldn't do with their penis and anus is what would be disturbing if it wasn't so hilariously out there.

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KingButz posted...
When I am sitting on the toilet in the stall of a public restroom, I will often save time by completing both actions at the same time. Nobody can hear either because I do it silently.

Though when I am at home, I make sure to scream while I pee.

Oh, we can hear you alright.

Seriously though, if no one else is in the restroom its whatever. If someone is though and you are just doing that w/o a care in the world then you are apelike.

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SAWYOFACEANDWOW posted...
KingButz posted...
I had no idea that the sound of someone taking a dump would sully my hands. Also, eliminating both liquid and solid waste at once is natural. When I poop I naturally want to pee as well.

Do you do this privately at your home or in the presence of other people in public?

One is fine, the other is disturbing.


In the presence of others? Do people in your town leave the stall door open to watch or something?

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Psycho_Kenshin posted...
Frankly sess I think your crazy opinions on what people should and shouldn't do with their penis and anus is what would be disturbing if it wasn't so hilariously out there.

Only on Board 8 is a normal healthy view considered crazy and disturbing.

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Sure everybody gets that listening to crapping is not great, but everybody's used to hearing pissing in a bathroom all the time, ha and this "poo and pee is no no" idea of yours is the most out there thing I've ever seen posted on this fine board. Kudos.

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This topic is still alive.

Awesome.

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StifledSeagulls posted...
SAWYOFACEANDWOW posted...
KingButz posted...
I had no idea that the sound of someone taking a dump would sully my hands. Also, eliminating both liquid and solid waste at once is natural. When I poop I naturally want to pee as well.

Do you do this privately at your home or in the presence of other people in public?

One is fine, the other is disturbing.


In the presence of others? Do people in your town leave the stall door open to watch or something?

.....board 8.....

JUST BECAUSE A DOOR IS SHUT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU AREN'T IN THEIR PRESENCE

yall are seriously like two year olds who need your hands held through every single verbal exchange

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Psycho_Kenshin posted...
Sure everybody gets that listening to crapping is not great, but everybody's used to hearing pissing in a bathroom all the time, ha and this "poo and pee is no no" idea of yours is the most out there thing I've ever seen posted on this fine board. Kudos.

You probably just haven't noticed it before. Next time you hear it in action and realize how truly primitive it is come back and we can have another talk about it

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SAWYOFACEANDWOW posted...
StifledSeagulls posted...
SAWYOFACEANDWOW posted...

.....board 8.....

JUST BECAUSE A DOOR IS SHUT DOESN'T MEAN THAT YOU AREN'T IN THEIR PRESENCE

yall are seriously like two year olds who need your hands held through every single verbal exchange


Do you need someone to hold your hand while you listen to others expelling their waste?

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I go at work all the time

if only because those toilets are more powerful than the ones I have at home

plus I know they're cleaned every night so they're probably cleaner than my own toilets!

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