Board 8 > Sloppiest sex you've ever had

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CommodoreTN 02/26/12 12:51:00 PM #1:	I've officially hit a new low. I remember f*ing this chick...barely. I just knew we were both drunk out of our minds. This morning we woke up around noon and realized we had passed out (and possibly fed) on top of half a pizza. There are not enough showers to cleanse me. -- Commodore* http://i941.photobucket.com/albums/ad258/CommodoreTN/niobunny.png <cite>CommodoreTN posted [p:840735] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> I've officially hit a new low. I remember f*ing this chick...barely. I just knew we were both drunk out of our minds. This morning we woke up around noon and realized we had passed out (and possibly f*ed) on top of half a pizza. There are not enough showers to cleanse me. -- Commodorehttp://i941.photobucket.com/albums/ad258/CommodoreTN/niobunny.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GuessMyUserName 02/26/12 12:53:00 PM #2:	that time I used my other hand -- http://www.gamerhandles.com/sig/GuessMyUserName.jpg <cite>GuessMyUserName posted [p:840736] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> that time I used my other hand -- http://www.gamerhandles.com/sig/GuessMyUserName.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SHINE GET 64 02/26/12 12:53:00 PM #3:	Did you put your sausage in her anchovy -- http://i.imgur.com/8h0dg.jpg http://www.yourgamercards.net/trophy/a/CaptainRockman.png <cite>SHINE GET 64 posted [p:840737] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> Did you put your sausage in her anchovy -- http://i.imgur.com/8h0dg.jpghttp://www.yourgamercards.net/trophy/a/CaptainRockman.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FFDragon 02/26/12 12:53:00 PM #4:	Take solace in the fact that the sex was probably kicked off by you asking her if she ordered an extra large sausage, complete with your dong sticking out of the middle of it. -- If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? [HERO'S PLUNGE] http://img.imgcake.com/finegifdy.gif <cite>FFDragon posted [p:840738] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> Take solace in the fact that the sex was probably kicked off by you asking her if she ordered an extra large sausage, complete with your dong sticking out of the middle of it. -- If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? [HERO'S PLUNGE]http://img.imgcake.com/finegifdy.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pjbasis 02/26/12 12:54:00 PM #5:	Living out my dream -- http://i498.photobucket.com/albums/rr345/Rakaputra/pjbasis.png SuperNiceDog - 1, pjbasis - 0 <cite>pjbasis posted [p:840739] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> Living out my dream -- http://i498.photobucket.com/albums/rr345/Rakaputra/pjbasis.png SuperNiceDog - 1, pjbasis - 0 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mnkboy907 02/26/12 12:56:00 PM #6:	I have a couple horror stories, but I'll just say that spur of the moment anal sex can be a very bad thing. Aside from those, the worst would be when I got drunk and puked on the guy's bed after we were done. And then again on his living room floor. -- http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/4418/dsc02035h.jpg http://i38.tinypic.com/2zqtqur.jpg <cite>mnkboy907 posted [p:840740] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> I have a couple horror stories, but I'll just say that spur of the moment anal sex can be a very bad thing.Aside from those, the worst would be when I got drunk and puked on the guy's bed after we were done. And then again on his living room floor. -- http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/4418/dsc02035h.jpghttp://i38.tinypic.com/2zqtqur.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CommodoreTN 02/26/12 1:00:00 PM #7:	I did take the opportunity to pick a pepperoni off her stomach and eat it to lighten the mood. Hey, you only live once. -- Commodore http://i941.photobucket.com/albums/ad258/CommodoreTN/niobunny.png <cite>CommodoreTN posted [p:840741] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> I did take the opportunity to pick a pepperoni off her stomach and eat it to lighten the mood. Hey, you only live once. -- Commodorehttp://i941.photobucket.com/albums/ad258/CommodoreTN/niobunny.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XIII_rocks 02/26/12 1:01:00 PM #8:	I f*ed a girl wearing a Dumbledore costume. The beard got annoying. That's it -- http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/6.gif <cite>XIII_rocks posted [p:840742] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> I f*ed a girl wearing a Dumbledore costume.The beard got annoying.That's it -- http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/6.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CommodoreTN 02/26/12 1:02:00 PM #9:	Dude, why were you f*ing a girl that was dressed as an old man? -- Commodore http://i941.photobucket.com/albums/ad258/CommodoreTN/niobunny.png <cite>CommodoreTN posted [p:840743] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> Dude, why were you f*ing a girl that was dressed as an old man? -- Commodorehttp://i941.photobucket.com/albums/ad258/CommodoreTN/niobunny.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
saveus_Maria 02/26/12 1:03:00 PM #10:	oh god that's hilarious I think "on top of half a pizza" qualifies for the string of 6 words I have ever least expected to finish a sentence -- Otani-san. . . Otani-san. . . http://i.imgur.com/mW6Kx.jpg http://i.imgur.com/5J81m.jpg <cite>saveus_Maria posted [p:840744] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> oh god that's hilariousI think "on top of half a pizza" qualifies for the string of 6 words I have ever least expected to finish a sentence -- Otani-san. . . Otani-san. . .http://i.imgur.com/mW6Kx.jpg http://i.imgur.com/5J81m.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DeathChicken 02/26/12 1:04:00 PM #11:	I **ed a girl in a running car wash once. It was...sudsy -- We are thought, and reality, and concept, and the unimaginable <cite>DeathChicken posted [p:840745] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> I **ed a girl in a running car wash once. It was...sudsy -- We are thought, and reality, and concept, and the unimaginable </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JDTAY 02/26/12 1:10:00 PM #12:	Darnit, another topic I have no place in. But at least it's given me tons of new fodder. -- PSN: JDTAY87 <cite>JDTAY posted [p:840746] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> Darnit, another topic I have no place in. But at least it's given me tons of new fodder. -- PSN: JDTAY87 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XIII_rocks 02/26/12 1:11:00 PM #13:	From: CommodoreTN \| #009 Dude, why were you f*ing a girl that was dressed as an old man? >_> For clarification, I was wearing the costume -- http://www.mariocube.nl/upload/XIII1008171346.jpg <cite>XIII_rocks posted [p:840747] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> From: CommodoreTN \| #009Dude, why were you f*ing a girl that was dressed as an old man?>_>For clarification, I was wearing the costume -- http://www.mariocube.nl/upload/XIII1008171346.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
QuinticWarrior 02/26/12 1:27:00 PM #14:	I have a friend who actually had sex with a pizza... -- HanoftheNekos, Quint Player, Popular at Bars <cite>QuinticWarrior posted [p:840748] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> I have a friend who actually had sex with a pizza... -- HanoftheNekos, Quint Player, Popular at Bars </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StifledSilence 02/26/12 1:31:00 PM #15:	Me and my girlfriend got horny while making a pizza once. I got her down on the kitchen floor and started doing her doggy style. We had flour all over each other and the floor. -- "Just drown them in maple syrup. sticky maple syrup." - Taslion <cite>StifledSilence posted [p:840749] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> Me and my girlfriend got horny while making a pizza once. I got her down on the kitchen floor and started doing her doggy style. We had flour all over each other and the floor. -- "Just drown them in maple syrup. sticky maple syrup." - Taslion </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SAWYOFACEANDWOW 02/26/12 1:38:00 PM #16:	i ran into an ex out of town at a f*ing post office once. we talked for a minute and we basically knew we were gonna f* then but couldnt go back to her place since she was living w/ her fiance and i had already checked out of my hotel we ended up banging in an alley way behind a dumpster -- sess <cite>SAWYOFACEANDWOW posted [p:840750] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> i ran into an ex out of town at a f*ing post office once. we talked for a minute and we basically knew we were gonna f* then but couldnt go back to her place since she was living w/ her fiance and i had already checked out of my hotel we ended up banging in an alley way behind a dumpster -- sess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SAWYOFACEANDWOW 02/26/12 1:38:00 PM #17:	*QuinticWarrior posted...* I have a friend who actually had sex with a pizza... LMAO -- sess <cite>SAWYOFACEANDWOW posted [p:840751] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> QuinticWarrior posted...I have a friend who actually had sex with a pizza...LMAO -- sess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlecTrevelyan006 02/26/12 1:40:00 PM #18:	You ever anybody throw up on your dick? -- http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n231/sihp/waluigi.gif <cite>AlecTrevelyan006 posted [p:840752] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> You ever anybody throw up on your dick? -- http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n231/sihp/waluigi.gif </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SAWYOFACEANDWOW 02/26/12 1:41:00 PM #19:	*AlecTrevelyan006 posted...* You ever anybody throw up on your dick? f* that crap -- sess <cite>SAWYOFACEANDWOW posted [p:840753] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> AlecTrevelyan006 posted...You ever anybody throw up on your dick?f* that crap -- sess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CrimsonOcean 02/26/12 1:44:00 PM #20:	*AlecTrevelyan006 posted...* You ever anybody throw up on your dick? One of my best friends was giving a guy head and did this. Like three times. She claimed he never noticed or at least didn't care, but that's just vile. -- http://img.imgcake.com/crimjpgpe.jpg Mo' buildings mo' problems ocean kinda grew on me like a flesh eating ...fungus. -BIGPUN9999 <cite>CrimsonOcean posted [p:840754] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> AlecTrevelyan006 posted...You ever anybody throw up on your dick?One of my best friends was giving a guy head and did this. Like three times. She claimed he never noticed or at least didn't care, but that's just vile. -- http://img.imgcake.com/crimjpgpe.jpg Mo' buildings mo' problemsocean kinda grew on me like a flesh eating ...fungus. -BIGPUN9999 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SlymDayspring 02/26/12 1:47:00 PM #21:	I have a friend who actually had sex with a pizza... more details plz -- I'm "kind of a big deal". http://img.imgcake.com/cyclo/Cyclopngegpngre.png <cite>SlymDayspring posted [p:840755] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> I have a friend who actually had sex with a pizza...more details plz -- I'm "kind of a big deal".http://img.imgcake.com/cyclo/Cyclopngegpngre.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlecTrevelyan006 02/26/12 1:48:00 PM #22:	From: SAWYOFACEANDWOW \| #019 *AlecTrevelyan006 posted...* You ever anybody throw up on your dick? f* that crap I dunno dude, pretty big turnoff. I'm not ing that. -- Sack Up Or Shut Up™ <cite>AlecTrevelyan006 posted [p:840756] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> From: SAWYOFACEANDWOW \| #019AlecTrevelyan006 posted...You ever anybody throw up on your dick?f* that crapI dunno dude, pretty big turnoff. I'm not ****ing that. -- Sack Up Or Shut Up™ </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkStrider 02/26/12 1:50:00 PM #23:	From: QuinticWarrior \| #014 I have a friend who actually had sex with a pizza... I am so turned on right now. <cite>DirkStrider posted [p:840757] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> From: QuinticWarrior \| #014I have a friend who actually had sex with a pizza...I am so turned on right now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StifledSilence 02/26/12 1:54:00 PM #24:	*AlecTrevelyan006 posted...* You ever anybody throw up on your dick? I know a guy that happened to. A drunk girl was sucking him off and she puked on his wang. She was embarrassed of course, but he said "it's ok, I want you to finish." so she did. Then he saw her again while she was sober. She sucked him off again, but this time he requested she puke on him because he liked the lube effect. ...and so she did. Then he laughed at her because she actually puked on command and she ran out of the room crying. -- "Just drown them in maple syrup. sticky maple syrup." - Taslion <cite>StifledSilence posted [p:840758] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> AlecTrevelyan006 posted...You ever anybody throw up on your dick?I know a guy that happened to. A drunk girl was sucking him off and she puked on his wang. She was embarrassed of course, but he said "it's ok, I want you to finish." so she did. Then he saw her again while she was sober. She sucked him off again, but this time he requested she puke on him because he liked the lube effect. ...and so she did. Then he laughed at her because she actually puked on command and she ran out of the room crying. -- "Just drown them in maple syrup. sticky maple syrup." - Taslion </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkStrider 02/26/12 1:55:00 PM #25:	^What a boss. <cite>DirkStrider posted [p:840759] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> ^What a boss. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SAWYOFACEANDWOW 02/26/12 2:07:00 PM #26:	*StifledSilence posted...* AlecTrevelyan006 posted... You ever anybody throw up on your dick? I know a guy that happened to. A drunk girl was sucking him off and she puked on his wang. She was embarrassed of course, but he said "it's ok, I want you to finish." so she did. Then he saw her again while she was sober. She sucked him off again, but this time he requested she puke on him because he liked the lube effect. ...and so she did. Then he laughed at her because she actually puked on command and she ran out of the room crying. LMAO -- sess <cite>SAWYOFACEANDWOW posted [p:840760] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> StifledSilence posted...AlecTrevelyan006 posted...You ever anybody throw up on your dick?I know a guy that happened to. A drunk girl was sucking him off and she puked on his wang. She was embarrassed of course, but he said "it's ok, I want you to finish." so she did. Then he saw her again while she was sober. She sucked him off again, but this time he requested she puke on him because he liked the lube effect. ...and so she did. Then he laughed at her because she actually puked on command and she ran out of the room crying.LMAO -- sess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Dauntless Hunter 02/26/12 3:00:00 PM #27:	*XIII_rocks posted...* From: CommodoreTN \| #009 Dude, why were you f*ing a girl that was dressed as an old man? >_> For clarification, I was wearing the costume Was she dressed as Hermione or Harry? -- SuperNiceDog may be the Guru Champion... But SuperBowlGiants are the NFL Champions! <cite>Dauntless Hunter posted [p:840761] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> XIII_rocks posted...From: CommodoreTN \| #009Dude, why were you f*ing a girl that was dressed as an old man?>_>For clarification, I was wearing the costumeWas she dressed as Hermione or Harry? -- SuperNiceDog may be the Guru Champion...But SuperBowlGiants are the NFL Champions! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Carlemagne_ 02/26/12 4:44:00 PM #28:	From: AlecTrevelyan006 \| #058 You ever anybody throw up on your dick? Even worse, have you ever had someone take a S* on your dick? -- Chrono1219 <cite>_Carlemagne_ posted [p:840762] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> From: AlecTrevelyan006 \| #058You ever anybody throw up on your dick?Even worse, have you ever had someone take a S* on your dick? -- Chrono1219 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mershaaay 02/26/12 4:46:00 PM #29:	in a bathroom stall while some guy was taking a nasty dump the next one over -- SephirothG, channeling awesomeness from Mershiness. The Resurrection <cite>Mershaaay posted [p:840763] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> in a bathroom stall while some guy was taking a nasty dump the next one over -- SephirothG, channeling awesomeness from Mershiness.The Resurrection </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AlecTrevelyan006 02/26/12 5:29:00 PM #30:	From: _Carlemagne_ \| #028 Even worse, have you ever had someone take a S* on your dick? -dick vs. -dick, which is grosser -- http://img.imgcake.com/alec1pngus.png <cite>AlecTrevelyan006 posted [p:840764] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> From: _Carlemagne_ \| #028Even worse, have you ever had someone take a S* on your dick?**-dick vs. **-dick, which is grosser -- http://img.imgcake.com/alec1pngus.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WalrusJump 02/26/12 5:35:00 PM #31:	From: StifledSilence \| #024 *AlecTrevelyan006 posted...* You ever anybody throw up on your dick? I know a guy that happened to. A drunk girl was sucking him off and she puked on his wang. She was embarrassed of course, but he said "it's ok, I want you to finish." so she did. Then he saw her again while she was sober. She sucked him off again, but this time he requested she puke on him because he liked the lube effect. ...and so she did. Then he laughed at her because she actually puked on command and she ran out of the room crying. hilarious -- SuperNiceDog shoots the lights out <cite>WalrusJump posted [p:840765] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> From: StifledSilence \| #024AlecTrevelyan006 posted...You ever anybody throw up on your dick?I know a guy that happened to. A drunk girl was sucking him off and she puked on his wang. She was embarrassed of course, but he said "it's ok, I want you to finish." so she did. Then he saw her again while she was sober. She sucked him off again, but this time he requested she puke on him because he liked the lube effect. ...and so she did. Then he laughed at her because she actually puked on command and she ran out of the room crying.hilarious -- SuperNiceDog shoots the lights out </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
foolm0ron 02/26/12 5:40:00 PM #32:	From: StifledSilence \| #024 I know a guy that happened to. A drunk girl was sucking him off and she puked on his wang. She was embarrassed of course, but he said "it's ok, I want you to finish." so she did. Then he saw her again while she was sober. She sucked him off again, but this time he requested she puke on him because he liked the lube effect. ...and so she did. Then he laughed at her because she actually puked on command and she ran out of the room crying. Best topic ever -- _foolmo_ 'Illegal activities is a slight misnomer, most of it is not related to material that is actually illegal.' - nintendogrl1 <cite>foolm0ron posted [p:840766] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> From: StifledSilence \| #024I know a guy that happened to. A drunk girl was sucking him off and she puked on his wang. She was embarrassed of course, but he said "it's ok, I want you to finish." so she did.Then he saw her again while she was sober. She sucked him off again, but this time he requested she puke on him because he liked the lube effect. ...and so she did. Then he laughed at her because she actually puked on command and she ran out of the room crying.Best topic ever -- _foolmo_'Illegal activities is a slight misnomer, most of it is not related to material that is actually illegal.' - nintendogrl1 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PartOfYourWorld 02/26/12 10:24:00 PM #33:	A fat chick. Sloppy by default I guess. Not one of my best moments but ugh whatever -- Yoblazer: http://i32.tinypic.com/zlf1w7.gif Watch and you'll see... someday I'll be... part of your world! <cite>PartOfYourWorld posted [p:840767] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> A fat chick. Sloppy by default I guess. Not one of my best moments but ugh whatever -- Yoblazer: http://i32.tinypic.com/zlf1w7.gifWatch and you'll see... someday I'll be... part of your world! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RevolverSaro 02/26/12 10:33:00 PM #34:	*AlecTrevelyan006 posted...* You ever anybody throw up on your dick? One time I was with this girl who decided to try and deep throat for the first time. Didn't throw up on the dickitself, but came pretty close to -- "Don't freeze up girl, you're looking quite a sight." - Adam Ant. "Baby, can you dig your man? He's a righteous man." - Larry Underwood <cite>RevolverSaro posted [p:840768] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> AlecTrevelyan006 posted...You ever anybody throw up on your dick?One time I was with this girl who decided to try and deep throat for the first time.Didn't throw up on the dickitself, but came pretty close to -- "Don't freeze up girl, you're looking quite a sight." - Adam Ant."Baby, can you dig your man? He's a righteous man." - Larry Underwood </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BIGPUN9999 02/26/12 10:36:00 PM #35:	alright, so in middle school, in 8th grade, I used to be a petty thug. fighting with people, stealing, f*ing chicks left and right, etc I had this one broad who I had around all of the time who I used to sex up, a f* buddy if you will I can't even remember how I got a rid of her, she was like, madly in love with me but of course, who can blame her anyways one time, me and this chick skipped class and we were making out in this stair way next ot the cafeteria, it was behind closed doors so kids would go there to smoke all of the time and then we noticed chatter coming from the dining area. The lunch ladies were eating their lunch, which they ate during the period before lunch so we snuck into the kitchen and started f*ing on a table. at one point, I rocked a thing of pizza sauce over and it fell on her. but she insisted that I kept going. so I did then she told me to throw cheese on her....and I did and I kept going and then I finished This chick lived a couple of blocks away from school so she actually ran to her house and got some more clothes so imagine a ho lookin like an unbaked pizza running down the street but she didn't shower cause she smelled like Pizza sex all day also, as we were leaving, I stole like 10 hot pockets good times -- http://wa4.images.onesite.com/capcom-unity.com/user/johndmoney/ryu_color_palletized_copy.jpg <cite>BIGPUN9999 posted [p:840769] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> alright, so in middle school, in 8th grade, I used to be a petty thug. fighting with people, stealing, fing chicks left and right, etcI had this one broad who I had around all of the time who I used to sex up, a f buddy if you willI can't even remember how I got a rid of her, she was like, madly in love with mebut of course, who can blame heranywaysone time, me and this chick skipped class and we were making out in this stair way next ot the cafeteria, it was behind closed doors so kids would go there to smoke all of the timeand then we noticed chatter coming from the dining area. The lunch ladies were eating their lunch, which they ate during the period before lunchso we snuck into the kitchen and started f*ing on a table. at one point, I rocked a thing of pizza sauce over and it fell on her. but she insisted that I kept going. so I didthen she told me to throw cheese on her....and I didand I kept going and then I finishedThis chick lived a couple of blocks away from school so she actually ran to her house and got some more clothesso imagine a ho lookin like an unbaked pizza running down the streetbut she didn't shower cause she smelled like Pizza sex all dayalso, as we were leaving, I stole like 10 hot pocketsgood times -- http://wa4.images.onesite.com/capcom-unity.com/user/johndmoney/ryu_color_palletized_copy.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RevolverSaro 02/26/12 10:37:00 PM #36:	A ** buddy in 8th grade. -- "Don't freeze up girl, you're looking quite a sight." - Adam Ant. "Baby, can you dig your man? He's a righteous man." - Larry Underwood <cite>RevolverSaro posted [p:840770] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> A ** buddy in 8th grade. -- "Don't freeze up girl, you're looking quite a sight." - Adam Ant."Baby, can you dig your man? He's a righteous man." - Larry Underwood </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ExThaNemesis 02/26/12 10:40:00 PM #37:	From: BIGPUN9999 \| #035 also, as we were leaving, I stole like 10 hot pockets this makes the story -- http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/ExTha/10and14.jpg "You're only smoke and mirrors tonight." <cite>ExThaNemesis posted [p:840771] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> From: BIGPUN9999 \| #035also, as we were leaving, I stole like 10 hot pocketsthis makes the story -- http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/ExTha/10and14.jpg"You're only smoke and mirrors tonight." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PartOfYourWorld 02/26/12 10:48:00 PM #38:	From: RevolverSaro \| #036 A ** buddy in 8th grade. It's more common than you think, and probably more common - lack of political correctness incoming - among minorities in poorer socioeconomic situations. I went to school in a pretty unique area; we had affluent white students from strict households and poor minorities attending the same high school. All things considered, we got along remarkably well, but it was still interesting to note the differences between the groups. It was especially enlightening during football talk, since we were all just guys and could talk more "off the cuff" like tough manly men are supposed to do. The white guys from the rich families would talk about sex all the time but were never getting anymore more than an ass or coochy rub at the school dance (I was sadly in this group). The Mexicans and black guys on the team never talked as openly or enthusiastically about sex, but the one time they did, they all nonchalantly shared stories about how they lost their virginity at... like age 12 as if it was the most common and unspectacular thing in the world. As a 17-year-old getting NOTHING, I couldn't believe it. And I remember you telling me this story like five years ago, Pun. About time you posted the damn thing. -- Yoblazer:** http://oi53.tinypic.com/2hd0dh1.jpg Watch and you'll see... someday I'll be... part of your world! <cite>PartOfYourWorld posted [p:840772] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> From: RevolverSaro \| #036A **** buddy in 8th grade.It's more common than you think, and probably more common - lack of political correctness incoming - among minorities in poorer socioeconomic situations. I went to school in a pretty unique area; we had affluent white students from strict households and poor minorities attending the same high school. All things considered, we got along remarkably well, but it was still interesting to note the differences between the groups. It was especially enlightening during football talk, since we were all just guys and could talk more "off the cuff" like tough manly men are supposed to do. The white guys from the rich families would talk about sex all the time but were never getting anymore more than an ass or coochy rub at the school dance (I was sadly in this group). The Mexicans and black guys on the team never talked as openly or enthusiastically about sex, but the one time they did, they all nonchalantly shared stories about how they lost their virginity at... like age 12 as if it was the most common and unspectacular thing in the world. As a 17-year-old getting NOTHING, I couldn't believe it. And I remember you telling me this story like five years ago, Pun. About time you posted the damn thing. -- Yoblazer: http://oi53.tinypic.com/2hd0dh1.jpgWatch and you'll see... someday I'll be... part of your world! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CoolCly 02/26/12 11:01:00 PM #39:	PUN, does it ever feel like we are a bunch of rich white guys that are never getting any to you? -- The batman villians all seem to be one big joke that batman refuses to laugh at - SantaRPG <cite>CoolCly posted [p:840773] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> PUN, does it ever feel like we are a bunch of rich white guys that are never getting any to you? -- The batman villians all seem to be one big joke that batman refuses to laugh at - SantaRPG </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BIGPUN9999 02/26/12 11:07:00 PM #40:	not necessarily, but I DID lose mine at 12 -- http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/633/puun.png <cite>BIGPUN9999 posted [p:840774] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> not necessarily, but I DID lose mine at 12 -- http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/633/puun.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XIII_rocks 02/26/12 11:10:00 PM #41:	OK the mental image of PUN and this pizzasex-smelling girl leaving a cafeteria kitchen and stealing hot pockets on the way out is hilarious -- "'What is your wife orbits my dick' sounds like you're trying to insult Alex Trebek." - Sir Cobain <cite>XIII_rocks posted [p:840775] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> OK the mental image of PUN and this pizzasex-smelling girl leaving a cafeteria kitchen and stealing hot pockets on the way out is hilarious -- "'What is your wife orbits my dick' sounds like you're trying to insult Alex Trebek." - Sir Cobain </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JDTAY 02/27/12 7:50:00 AM #42:	Man, I didn't even f for the first time until like 13, I think. -- PSN: JDTAY87 <cite>JDTAY posted [p:840776] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> Man, I didn't even f for the first time until like 13, I think. -- PSN: JDTAY87 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rad Link 5 02/27/12 7:57:00 AM #43:	From: CommodoreTN \| #001 on top of half a pizza Welp there goes my appetite thanks -- Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police http://img845.imageshack.us/img845/1417/nighthawks1575201136223.jpg <cite>Rad Link 5 posted [p:840777] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> From: CommodoreTN \| #001on top of half a pizzaWelp there goes my appetite thanks -- Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Policehttp://img845.imageshack.us/img845/1417/nighthawks1575201136223.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hideto 02/27/12 8:40:00 AM #44:	Isn't it fairly common for girls to vomit slightly on your c* during a fellatio? Like not full on blowing chunks, but spitting up a bit of vomit or gagging until they tear up and nearly vomit doesn't seem to be that rare. -- http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll295/lanquin/internet/stupidpeople.gif http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll295/lanquin/internet/nakai-popular.jpg <cite>hideto posted [p:840778] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> Isn't it fairly common for girls to vomit slightly on your c* during a fellatio? Like not full on blowing chunks, but spitting up a bit of vomit or gagging until they tear up and nearly vomit doesn't seem to be that rare. -- http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll295/lanquin/internet/stupidpeople.gifhttp://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll295/lanquin/internet/nakai-popular.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
StifledSilence 02/27/12 8:42:00 AM #45:	*hideto posted...* Isn't it fairly common for girls to vomit slightly on your c* during a fellatio? Like not full on blowing chunks, but spitting up a bit of vomit or gagging until they tear up and nearly vomit doesn't seem to be that rare. I've never been puked on during head. It's had drool all over it, but not puke. -- "Just drown them in maple syrup. sticky maple syrup." - Taslion <cite>StifledSilence posted [p:840779] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> hideto posted...Isn't it fairly common for girls to vomit slightly on your c* during a fellatio? Like not full on blowing chunks, but spitting up a bit of vomit or gagging until they tear up and nearly vomit doesn't seem to be that rare.I've never been puked on during head. It's had drool all over it, but not puke. -- "Just drown them in maple syrup. sticky maple syrup." - Taslion </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PurpleMonkDish 02/27/12 8:48:00 AM #46:	From: hideto \| #044 Isn't it fairly common for girls to vomit slightly on your c* during a fellatio? Like not full on blowing chunks, but spitting up a bit of vomit or gagging until they tear up and nearly vomit doesn't seem to be that rare. No. And also, sex before your voice changes is disgusting. -- GDiffuser*\|Nothing's wrong with the SuperNiceDog* I like popular things \| Sens status: Good! <cite>PurpleMonkDish posted [p:840780] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> From: hideto \| #044Isn't it fairly common for girls to vomit slightly on your c*** during a fellatio? Like not full on blowing chunks, but spitting up a bit of vomit or gagging until they tear up and nearly vomit doesn't seem to be that rare.No.And also, sex before your voice changes is disgusting. -- GDiffuser\|Nothing's wrong with the SuperNiceDogI like popular things \| Sens status: Good! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PartOfYourWorld 02/27/12 9:51:00 AM #47:	From: PurpleMonkDish \| #046 And also, sex before your voice changes is disgusting. Having your voice change at or before age 12 isn't uncommon. I'm sure mine changed before 12. Hell, I stopped growing at age 13. In middle school, I was one of the tallest kids in my graduating class. By the end of high school, guys who came up to my chin in junior high could look down on me. Kinda sucked! -- Yoblazer: http://i33.tinypic.com/ml36gl_th.gif Watch and you'll see... someday I'll be... part of your world! <cite>PartOfYourWorld posted [p:840781] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> From: PurpleMonkDish \| #046And also, sex before your voice changes is disgusting.Having your voice change at or before age 12 isn't uncommon. I'm sure mine changed before 12. Hell, I stopped growing at age 13. In middle school, I was one of the tallest kids in my graduating class. By the end of high school, guys who came up to my chin in junior high could look down on me. Kinda sucked! -- Yoblazer: http://i33.tinypic.com/ml36gl_th.gifWatch and you'll see... someday I'll be... part of your world! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RyokIes 02/27/12 9:53:00 AM #48:	From: hideto \| #044 Isn't it fairly common for girls to vomit slightly on your c* during a fellatio? Like not full on blowing chunks, but spitting up a bit of vomit or gagging until they tear up and nearly vomit doesn't seem to be that rare. jesus christ no and in a bathroom stall at a bowling alley while some * in the stall next to us took a filthy . not the complete worst story but pretty bad. -- Ryoko http://img.imgcake.com/nio/57ryokopngut.png <cite>RyokIes posted [p:840782] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> From: hideto \| #044Isn't it fairly common for girls to vomit slightly on your c* during a fellatio? Like not full on blowing chunks, but spitting up a bit of vomit or gagging until they tear up and nearly vomit doesn't seem to be that rare.jesus christ noand in a bathroom stall at a bowling alley while some *** in the stall next to us took a filthy **. not the complete worst story but pretty bad. -- Ryokohttp://img.imgcake.com/nio/57ryokopngut.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BIGPUN9999 02/27/12 9:54:00 AM #49:	I was already growing a beard by 12 -- http://www.orvilletadle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/MvC2.jpg <cite>BIGPUN9999 posted [p:840783] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> I was already growing a beard by 12 -- http://www.orvilletadle.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/MvC2.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PurpleMonkDish 02/27/12 10:11:00 AM #50:	My point was more the age than physiology quirks. -- GDiffuser\|Nothing's wrong with the SuperNiceDog I like popular things \| Sens status: Good! <cite>PurpleMonkDish posted [p:840784] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> My point was more the age than physiology quirks. -- GDiffuser\|Nothing's wrong with the SuperNiceDogI like popular things \| Sens status: Good! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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