Board 8 > Sloppiest sex you've ever had

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DigitalIncision 02/27/12 10:13:00 AM #51:	sloppy as in sort of not caring and just random, probably yeah, just doing it in filth one time that I'm not proud of. sloppy as in bad things happen? well let's just say anal is a daily part of my life and there's been a time or two it didn't go as planned -- Digi And then God created Saturn, and he liked it, so he put a ring on it. <cite>DigitalIncision posted [p:840785] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> sloppy as in sort of not caring and just random, probably yeah, just doing it in filth one time that I'm not proud of. sloppy as in bad things happen? well let's just say anal is a daily part of my life and there's been a time or two it didn't go as planned -- DigiAnd then God created Saturn, and he liked it, so he put a ring on it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wg64Z 02/27/12 10:21:00 AM #52:	One time I was having sex with my new girlfriend for the 3rd or 4th time, still working the kinks out (lolololol) Anyways, it was pitch black with just a computer monitor glowing in the room. After the first go, halfway through the second I notice this pack of ketchup is opened and its getting everywhere (We had ordered food drunkenly, it was for the fries). I say to her "Oh **, I think we got ketchup all over the bed." And just as I dab my finger on it and put it to my mouth for a taste she says "Oh , that's not ketchup, that's....me :S" The ketchup pack was previously opened and devoured, in the take out box of fries. I brushed my teeth for 10 minutes practically ripping my gums apart, showered for 30 minutes, and washed my sheets furiously. <cite>wg64Z posted [p:840786] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> One time I was having sex with my new girlfriend for the 3rd or 4th time, still working the kinks out (lolololol)Anyways, it was pitch black with just a computer monitor glowing in the room. After the first go, halfway through the second I notice this pack of ketchup is opened and its getting everywhere (We had ordered food drunkenly, it was for the fries).I say to her "Oh , I think we got ketchup all over the bed." And just as I dab my finger on it and put it to my mouth for a taste she says "Oh **, that's not ketchup, that's....me :S"The ketchup pack was previously opened and devoured, in the take out box of fries.I brushed my teeth for 10 minutes practically ripping my gums apart, showered for 30 minutes, and washed my sheets furiously. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
XIII_rocks 02/27/12 11:05:00 AM #53:	that's f*ing gross -- http://www.mariocube.nl/upload/XIII1008171346.jpg <cite>XIII_rocks posted [p:840787] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> that's f*ing gross -- http://www.mariocube.nl/upload/XIII1008171346.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
foolm0ron 02/27/12 11:19:00 AM #54:	now that wg got a taste, he is addicted -- _foolmo_ mobile computer <cite>foolm0ron posted [p:840788] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> now that wg got a taste, he is addicted -- _foolmo_mobile computer </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wg64Z 02/27/12 11:22:00 AM #55:	I'm like a bear. i can smell the menstruation. <cite>wg64Z posted [p:840789] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> I'm like a bear.i can smell the menstruation. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KingButz 02/27/12 11:36:00 AM #56:	From: hideto \| #044 Isn't it fairly common for girls to vomit slightly on your c* during a fellatio? Like not full on blowing chunks, but spitting up a bit of vomit or gagging until they tear up and nearly vomit doesn't seem to be that rare. Somebody's been watching way too much porn -- http://img.imgcake.com/nio/bokbokbokpngur.png Ok everyone this is Bartz so just remember. <cite>KingButz posted [p:840790] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> From: hideto \| #044Isn't it fairly common for girls to vomit slightly on your c* during a fellatio? Like not full on blowing chunks, but spitting up a bit of vomit or gagging until they tear up and nearly vomit doesn't seem to be that rare.Somebody's been watching way too much porn -- http://img.imgcake.com/nio/bokbokbokpngur.pngOk everyone this is Bartz so just remember. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hideto 02/27/12 12:08:00 PM #57:	Maybe I've just been with some girls that forget they have a gag reflex or something, but I'm had several come close to vomiting as they spit up a little. I ask if they're okay, but they just nod their head yes and keep going. This doesn't happen every day, but I say it has been like maybe a 1 in 10 occurrence if I had to put a frequency on it. -- http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll295/lanquin/internet/stupidpeople.gif http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll295/lanquin/internet/nakai-popular.jpg <cite>hideto posted [p:840791] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> Maybe I've just been with some girls that forget they have a gag reflex or something, but I'm had several come close to vomiting as they spit up a little. I ask if they're okay, but they just nod their head yes and keep going. This doesn't happen every day, but I say it has been like maybe a 1 in 10 occurrence if I had to put a frequency on it. -- http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll295/lanquin/internet/stupidpeople.gifhttp://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll295/lanquin/internet/nakai-popular.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CalvinbalI 02/27/12 12:17:00 PM #58:	From: hideto \| #057 Maybe I've just been with some girls that forget they have a gag reflex or something, but I'm had several come close to vomiting as they spit up a little. I ask if they're okay, but they just nod their head yes and keep going. This doesn't happen every day, but I say it has been like maybe a 1 in 10 occurrence if I had to put a frequency on it. These are the kinds of girls that end up hating giving head and never do it, and it's just dumb. Most of the nerves are at the tip of the penis anyways, don't choke yourself trying to shove as much down your throat as possible. -- "It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy...let's go exploring!" - Calvin http://img.imgcake.com/calvinfinalpngpy.png <cite>CalvinbalI posted [p:840792] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> From: hideto \| #057Maybe I've just been with some girls that forget they have a gag reflex or something, but I'm had several come close to vomiting as they spit up a little. I ask if they're okay, but they just nod their head yes and keep going. This doesn't happen every day, but I say it has been like maybe a 1 in 10 occurrence if I had to put a frequency on it.These are the kinds of girls that end up hating giving head and never do it, and it's just dumb. Most of the nerves are at the tip of the penis anyways, don't choke yourself trying to shove as much down your throat as possible. -- "It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy...let's go exploring!" - Calvinhttp://img.imgcake.com/calvinfinalpngpy.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DigitalIncision 02/27/12 12:45:00 PM #59:	From: CalvinbalI \| #058 These are the kinds of girls that end up hating giving head and never do it, and it's just dumb. Most of the nerves are at the tip of the penis anyways, don't choke yourself trying to shove as much down your throat as possible. This doesn't make sense. It's not about getting the rest in there (well, I guess for some it is), it's about getting the head to the back of the throat where it feels REALLY GOOD. I guess some girls like to just impress by how much they can fit in, but for me, I would be pretty upset if it was all head all the time. Another deterrent for that is the fact that active sucking can start to hurt, thus why they go down more, concentrate on the shaft, etc. Plus, like 70% of this stuff is mental. That percentage is pulled right from my ass, but yeah, the mental aspect is a huge part. -- Digi I've grown to hate low ceilings. <cite>DigitalIncision posted [p:840793] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> From: CalvinbalI \| #058These are the kinds of girls that end up hating giving head and never do it, and it's just dumb. Most of the nerves are at the tip of the penis anyways, don't choke yourself trying to shove as much down your throat as possible.This doesn't make sense. It's not about getting the rest in there (well, I guess for some it is), it's about getting the head to the back of the throat where it feels REALLY GOOD. I guess some girls like to just impress by how much they can fit in, but for me, I would be pretty upset if it was all head all the time. Another deterrent for that is the fact that active sucking can start to hurt, thus why they go down more, concentrate on the shaft, etc. Plus, like 70% of this stuff is mental. That percentage is pulled right from my ass, but yeah, the mental aspect is a huge part. -- DigiI've grown to hate low ceilings. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
polankerboy 02/27/12 12:51:00 PM #60:	From: wg64Z \| #052 The ketchup pack was previously opened and devoured, in the take out box of fries. I brushed my teeth for 10 minutes practically ripping my gums apart, showered for 30 minutes, and washed my sheets furiously. Oh god that's horrible!! -- Phoenix Wright 1, 2, and 3 = Best DS games ever! http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/4095/phedgnixso2.png <cite>polankerboy posted [p:840794] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> From: wg64Z \| #052The ketchup pack was previously opened and devoured, in the take out box of fries.I brushed my teeth for 10 minutes practically ripping my gums apart, showered for 30 minutes, and washed my sheets furiously.Oh god that's horrible!! -- Phoenix Wright 1, 2, and 3 = Best DS games ever!http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/4095/phedgnixso2.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SuperJanitor 02/27/12 12:53:00 PM #61:	I wonder is period blood is good on fries... <cite>SuperJanitor posted [p:840795] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> I wonder is period blood is good on fries... </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DigitalIncision 02/27/12 1:01:00 PM #62:	only if you like the taste of rusty pennies -- Digi Whiteboards are remarkable. <cite>DigitalIncision posted [p:840796] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> only if you like the taste of rusty pennies -- DigiWhiteboards are remarkable. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wg64Z 02/27/12 1:02:00 PM #63:	It was unfortunate for sure, but really I can think of much more disgusting experiences to be had. That wasn't THAT bad just...shocking. Probably would've been a helluva lot worse/noticeable with the lights on. My sheets looked like a god forsaken blood bath though. <cite>wg64Z posted [p:840797] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> It was unfortunate for sure, but really I can think of much more disgusting experiences to be had. That wasn't THAT bad just...shocking. Probably would've been a helluva lot worse/noticeable with the lights on. My sheets looked like a god forsaken blood bath though. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HaRRicH 02/27/12 2:06:00 PM #64:	It's not so sloppy other than it involving a drunken fat girl, but... ...my room-mate threw a party at our apartment once, and I went to bed before the party fully ended. Shortly after I fell asleep, this girl knocked on my door looking for the bathroom. All I knew about her before was her appearance and her gay friend Ryan. I tell the girl it's to her left a few times, but she doesn't quite get it...so I open the door to show her where. SURPRISE MAKE-OUT -- she locks lips with mine and drives me back from my doorway to my bed. I was still trying to explain where the bathroom was when she told me she never needed to go. That led to me tonsil-jousting this sloshed liar soon afterward and everything was okay...then... TEETH SCRAPING ...she wasn't stopping either even after I tried to train her out of it, so I freaked out. Not only was this girl somebody I had NO desire for before her beartrap caught my junk, a woman was coming into town the next morning to see me for similar and much more mutual reasons. The last thing I wanted to explain was how my wang was just mistaken for a corndog -- "No baby, those are stretch-marks" wouldn't cut it here. I didn't have a condom either, so alternatives were out. "Look...just stop." "What?" After a few moments of confusion, she called me a bigger f than her gay friend Ryan before angrily stumbling out. I waited a few minutes before going to the kitchen for a drink; the party should have died out by then. It turned out just the music had died out though, because a few stragglers stared me down afterward. After explaining myself, one of the stragglers said he locked himself in the bathroom to get away from her before she knocked on my door. All was well by the next day, at least! -- http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/3492/eponaharr.jpg Nominate SuperNiceDog*'s Guru-choice, then* Epona. <cite>HaRRicH posted [p:840798] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> It's not so sloppy other than it involving a drunken fat girl, but......my room-mate threw a party at our apartment once, and I went to bed before the party fully ended. Shortly after I fell asleep, this girl knocked on my door looking for the bathroom. All I knew about her before was her appearance and her gay friend Ryan. I tell the girl it's to her left a few times, but she doesn't quite get it...so I open the door to show her where.SURPRISE MAKE-OUT -- she locks lips with mine and drives me back from my doorway to my bed. I was still trying to explain where the bathroom was when she told me she never needed to go. That led to me tonsil-jousting this sloshed liar soon afterward and everything was okay...then...TEETHSCRAPING...she wasn't stopping either even after I tried to train her out of it, so I freaked out. Not only was this girl somebody I had NO desire for before her beartrap caught my junk, a woman was coming into town the next morning to see me for similar and much more mutual reasons. The last thing I wanted to explain was how my wang was just mistaken for a corndog -- "No baby, those are stretch-marks" wouldn't cut it here. I didn't have a condom either, so alternatives were out."Look...just stop.""What?"After a few moments of confusion, she called me a bigger f** than her gay friend Ryan before angrily stumbling out. I waited a few minutes before going to the kitchen for a drink; the party should have died out by then. It turned out just the music had died out though, because a few stragglers stared me down afterward. After explaining myself, one of the stragglers said he locked himself in the bathroom to get away from her before she knocked on my door.All was well by the next day, at least! -- http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/3492/eponaharr.jpgNominate SuperNiceDog's Guru-choice, then Epona. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarvelousGerbil 02/27/12 2:21:00 PM #65:	Never go ass to mouth! -- http://oi44.tinypic.com/juac5w.jpg <cite>MarvelousGerbil posted [p:840799] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> Never go ass to mouth! -- http://oi44.tinypic.com/juac5w.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DigitalIncision 02/27/12 2:22:00 PM #66:	Mouth to ass is perfectly acceptable, however. -- Digi I plan on being more spontaneous in the future. <cite>DigitalIncision posted [p:840800] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> Mouth to ass is perfectly acceptable, however. -- Digi I plan on being more spontaneous in the future. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CalvinbalI 02/27/12 9:49:00 PM #67:	From: DigitalIncision \| #059 This doesn't make sense. It's not about getting the rest in there (well, I guess for some it is), it's about getting the head to the back of the throat where it feels REALLY GOOD. I guess some girls like to just impress by how much they can fit in, but for me, I would be pretty upset if it was all head all the time. Another deterrent for that is the fact that active sucking can start to hurt, thus why they go down more, concentrate on the shaft, etc. Plus, like 70% of this stuff is mental. That percentage is pulled right from my ass, but yeah, the mental aspect is a huge part. Well I'm not saying all head all the time, there's a lot a girl can do that isn't deep throating. And if a girl can do it without it being uncomfortable for her, then that's wonderful. But if she's just gonna end up feeling like she's choking and hating the experience, I'd rather her not do it at all. Like you said, a lot of it is mental. And if I don't feel like she's into it, then I'm gonna be less into it as well. -- "It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy...let's go exploring!" - Calvin http://img.imgcake.com/calvinfinalpngpy.png <cite>CalvinbalI posted [p:840801] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> From: DigitalIncision \| #059This doesn't make sense. It's not about getting the rest in there (well, I guess for some it is), it's about getting the head to the back of the throat where it feels REALLY GOOD. I guess some girls like to just impress by how much they can fit in, but for me, I would be pretty upset if it was all head all the time. Another deterrent for that is the fact that active sucking can start to hurt, thus why they go down more, concentrate on the shaft, etc. Plus, like 70% of this stuff is mental. That percentage is pulled right from my ass, but yeah, the mental aspect is a huge part.Well I'm not saying all head all the time, there's a lot a girl can do that isn't deep throating. And if a girl can do it without it being uncomfortable for her, then that's wonderful. But if she's just gonna end up feeling like she's choking and hating the experience, I'd rather her not do it at all. Like you said, a lot of it is mental. And if I don't feel like she's into it, then I'm gonna be less into it as well. -- "It's a magical world, Hobbes ol' buddy...let's go exploring!" - Calvinhttp://img.imgcake.com/calvinfinalpngpy.png </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rychu_supadude 02/27/12 10:13:00 PM #68:	If this topic is any indication of what sex is really like, then I hereby vow to remain a virgin for the next two decades. Thanks a lot, guys! <cite>rychu_supadude posted [p:840802] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> If this topic is any indication of what sex is really like, then I hereby vow to remain a virgin for the next two decades. Thanks a lot, guys! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ayvuir 02/27/12 10:15:00 PM #69:	I have a couple of stories that top pretty much every story in this topic. But i would have to be stupid drunk to even consider posting them on here, because they're **ing disgusting. -- ~C~ - NIO BUNNY - http://img.imgcake.com/nio/76ayvpngam.png A Hot Dog will make you a fatty, a SuperNiceDog will make you a GURU! <cite>Ayvuir posted [p:840803] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> I have a couple of stories that top pretty much every story in this topic.But i would have to be stupid drunk to even consider posting them on here, because they're **ing disgusting. -- ~C~ - NIO BUNNY - http://img.imgcake.com/nio/76ayvpngam.pngA Hot Dog will make you a fatty, a SuperNiceDog will make you a GURU! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ExThaNemesis 02/27/12 10:19:00 PM #70:	From: Ayvuir \| #069 But i would have to be stupid drunk to even consider posting them on here, because they're ***ing disgusting. Hey, look at that over there man. It's your fridge. Why don't you go have a look inside. I bet there's some beer in there that would just about hit the spot, don't you think? -- http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/ExTha/10and14.jpg "Neon lights, nobel prize. When a mirror speaks, the reflection lies."* <cite>ExThaNemesis posted [p:840804] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> From: Ayvuir \| #069But i would have to be stupid drunk to even consider posting them on here, because they're ****ing disgusting.Hey, look at that over there man. It's your fridge. Why don't you go have a look inside. I bet there's some beer in there that would just about hit the spot, don't you think? -- http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/ExTha/10and14.jpg"Neon lights, nobel prize. When a mirror speaks, the reflection lies." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Seginustemple 02/28/12 12:37:00 AM #71:	I wake up in a living room next to a girl I met/slept with after a party. Super hungover so I just lay there and we watch some other partygoers from the night before play MGS2 for a while, and all the sudden this girls decides she wants seconds right there in front of like three other people (we were under covers) so she sticks it in and I'm like 'what' and she persists so I'm like tryin to go with it and be discreet but but she's he not bein so discreet and the gamers were glancing back at us every so often. I knew they could tell. I guess it wasn't sloppy so much as awkward and I will admit that I finished relatively quickly out of sheer nervousness - nothing more bittersweet than an anxiety climax. -- http://www.wellhappypeaceful.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/nuclear_disaster.jpg <cite>Seginustemple posted [p:840805] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> I wake up in a living room next to a girl I met/slept with after a party. Super hungover so I just lay there and we watch some other partygoers from the night before play MGS2 for a while, and all the sudden this girls decides she wants seconds right there in front of like three other people (we were under covers) so she sticks it in and I'm like 'what' and she persists so I'm like tryin to go with it and be discreet but but she's he not bein so discreet and the gamers were glancing back at us every so often. I knew they could tell. I guess it wasn't sloppy so much as awkward and I will admit that I finished relatively quickly out of sheer nervousness - nothing more bittersweet than an anxiety climax. -- http://www.wellhappypeaceful.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/nuclear_disaster.jpg </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ayvuir 02/28/12 12:47:00 AM #72:	*ExThaNemesis posted...* From: Ayvuir \| #069 But i would have to be stupid drunk to even consider posting them on here, because they're **ing disgusting. Hey, look at that over there man. It's your fridge. Why don't you go have a look inside. I bet there's some beer in there that would just about hit the spot, don't you think? NICE TRY EXTHA. Maybe one day... If i win UotY, i promise to tell them both. >_> -- ~C~ - NIO BUNNY - http://img.imgcake.com/nio/76ayvpngam.png A Hot Dog will make you a fatty, a SuperNiceDog will make you a GURU! <cite>Ayvuir posted [p:840806] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> ExThaNemesis posted...From: Ayvuir \| #069But i would have to be stupid drunk to even consider posting them on here, because they're **ing disgusting.Hey, look at that over there man. It's your fridge. Why don't you go have a look inside. I bet there's some beer in there that would just about hit the spot, don't you think?NICE TRY EXTHA.Maybe one day... If i win UotY, i promise to tell them both. >_> -- ~C~ - NIO BUNNY - http://img.imgcake.com/nio/76ayvpngam.pngA Hot Dog will make you a fatty, a SuperNiceDog will make you a GURU! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
foolm0ron 02/28/12 1:35:00 AM #73:	From: Seginustemple \| #071 I wake up in a living room next to a girl I met/slept with after a party. Super hungover so I just lay there and we watch some other partygoers from the night before play MGS2 for a while, and all the sudden this girls decides she wants seconds right there in front of like three other people (we were under covers) so she sticks it in and I'm like 'what' and she persists so I'm like tryin to go with it and be discreet but but she's he not bein so discreet and the gamers were glancing back at us every so often. I knew they could tell. I guess it wasn't sloppy so much as awkward and I will admit that I finished relatively quickly out of sheer nervousness - nothing more bittersweet than an anxiety climax. Awesome MGS2 is great -- _foolmo_ 'but that statement is something only an Aspergers patient would say' - UltimaterializerX <cite>foolm0ron posted [p:840807] in Sloppiest ... [t:62072578]...</cite> <quote> From: Seginustemple \| #071I wake up in a living room next to a girl I met/slept with after a party. Super hungover so I just lay there and we watch some other partygoers from the night before play MGS2 for a while, and all the sudden this girls decides she wants seconds right there in front of like three other people (we were under covers) so she sticks it in and I'm like 'what' and she persists so I'm like tryin to go with it and be discreet but but she's he not bein so discreet and the gamers were glancing back at us every so often. I knew they could tell. I guess it wasn't sloppy so much as awkward and I will admit that I finished relatively quickly out of sheer nervousness - nothing more bittersweet than an anxiety climax.AwesomeMGS2 is great -- _foolmo_'but that statement is something only an Aspergers patient would say' - UltimaterializerX </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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