story, funny story it was; i showed up at my bro's birthday party on my birthday, and she (an acquaintance with perfect teeth) and my bro were arguing about whether to play rap or dubstep, so they both come to me and i'm like, what kind of rap, and she's like lil wayne, and i'm like lol wayne, play dubstep and blow her off because im kind of a jerk so me and some bros all get intoxicated and get too inebriated to walk straight and i'm just like sitting on this chair and lo and behold she comes into the room and i'm like "i'm too messed up to talk right now" and she takes me by the hand and drags me to a couch in the living room and we're just talking and it's been an awfully long time since i've been able to just sit with a girl and chat since my ex had dumped me a few months earlier and she totally has no problem with me leaning against her and that sorta devolves into cuddling and we're still talking and she's like "i wish you'd kiss me right now" and i was like "ok" and did and she was like "i was just joking but..." next thing you know we're totally going at it making out on the couch in front of everyone and i really dont give a damn because it's so awesome but i'm trying to keep my stomach from getting upset because im still so intoxicated and then like i stop kissing her and start making my way down still not giving a damn and she's about to pull it out of her shirt and im like we cant do this with people around so she suggests going to a back room and so we go back to my bros room and begin making out against the bed but like theres this drunk chick on the bed and my other bro is sitting intoxicated against the bed as well and theyre both like wtf is going on and we get kicked out of the party and so i'm stumbling to my car and she's having to hold my hand because im so messed up and so i drive home and all the way shes telling me about all the freaky things she wants to do to me and then we get back to my place and stuff happens all damn night and afterward i was like we should totally get together again some time so we went on a lunch date a couple days later
it wasnt as action packed but it was nice until she told me later that she wasnt interested in a relationship and i fell into a few months of nasty chronic depression because im totally not into one night stands and i also had a herpes scare but it turned out it was just a bruise from her braces