Board 8 > Okay so I'll be moving out soon (July) and I need to start planning a prank...

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Ayuyu
02/08/12 5:23:00 PM
#1:


To play on my *****ty roommate, something to make him remember me forever because of how an ******* I am.

One thing I want to do is lock the only door with the small chain and then exit the apartment for the last time by a window, that way he won't be able to enter the apartment at all unless he well, breaks the chain.

But that's only one thing, I need moar! I'm thinking of sticking all his dirty dishes (because trust me there will be some on the day I leave I guarantee you) under his mattress.

I need more idea. Oh maybe changing the modem password.

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MarvelousGerbil
02/08/12 5:25:00 PM
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Butter the floor

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Ayuyu
02/08/12 5:25:00 PM
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Our floor is carpet everywhere though, well except in the bathroom.

I could butter the shower.

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X_Dante_X
02/08/12 5:26:00 PM
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oh no how could he ever press the reset button on the router

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saveus_Maria
02/08/12 5:27:00 PM
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make sure you don't forget something before you leave. otherwise it will be you who has to break the chain.

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Ayuyu
02/08/12 5:27:00 PM
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From: X_Dante_X | #004
oh no how could he ever press the reset button on the router


I didn't even know it'd reset the password! (That's kinda stupid) I bet he wouldn't!

I could change his laptop password though!

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Ayuyu
02/08/12 5:28:00 PM
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From: saveus_Maria | #005
make sure you don't forget something before you leave. otherwise it will be you who has to break the chain.


I bet there's something I could forget that make him angry.

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UberPyro64
02/08/12 5:28:00 PM
#8:


Push him off the roof onto the edge of a long sword.

That would get him!

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Psycho_Kenshin
02/08/12 5:28:00 PM
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Empty all his condiments and put them in the containers of other condiments, ditto to drinks in the fridge, etc, that'll do it. Also put stuff in the fridge that doesn't go in the fridge.

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Ayuyu
02/08/12 5:29:00 PM
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From: Psycho_Kenshin | #009
Empty all his condiments and put them in the containers of other condiments, ditto to drinks in the fridge, etc, that'll do it. Also put stuff in the fridge that doesn't go in the fridge.


Or I could replace his shampoo with the condiments, and vice-versa.

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MarvelousGerbil
02/08/12 5:29:00 PM
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*Shameless Seinfeld Reference*

Tell him you put something of his in the toilet before leaving, don't tell him what it was and don't actually do it with anything.

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bryans7
02/08/12 5:30:00 PM
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Does he own a car?

Find a junkyard with a car similar to his that's going to be junked. Better if it comes pre-junked and crushed. Take some of his stuff and put it in there.

Now, steal his car. Not really, just park it somewhere he won't find it. Then pretend to call around to various places looking for it. You say that there's a junkyard that seems to have a car like yours. When you get there, he will be crushed to see that his car is now seemingly destroyed (even better if you can convince the guy at the junkyard to crush the car as you arrive, or drop something on it).

Afterwards, be like, 'Haha, just kidding!' Then go have some ice cream for a job well done.

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GranzonEx
02/08/12 5:33:00 PM
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Fish under his bed.

Butter the tub/shower.

Password lock all his files on his computer and maybe scramble them into different folders.

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Ayuyu
02/08/12 5:35:00 PM
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From: bryans7 | #012
Does he own a car?

Find a junkyard with a car similar to his that's going to be junked. Better if it comes pre-junked and crushed. Take some of his stuff and put it in there.

Now, steal his car. Not really, just park it somewhere he won't find it. Then pretend to call around to various places looking for it. You say that there's a junkyard that seems to have a car like yours. When you get there, he will be crushed to see that his car is now seemingly destroyed (even better if you can convince the guy at the junkyard to crush the car as you arrive, or drop something on it).

Afterwards, be like, 'Haha, just kidding!' Then go have some ice cream for a job well done.


He uses his parent cars, he had a car but he crashed it himself.

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Ayuyu
02/08/12 5:37:00 PM
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From: GranzonEx | #013
Fish under his bed.

Password lock all his files on his computer and maybe scramble them into different folders.


Nice ideas.

I'm thinking of hiding something that makes a freaking terrible noise at some moment of the day at random, but I have no idea where to get such a thing and how I'd hide it.

Probably in his bed.

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Emporer_Kazbar
02/08/12 5:37:00 PM
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Surprised to not find that Australia guy in here crying about how you and your roommate should be friends.

Anyway, put a carton of eggs in the toilet tank. As in, crack them one by one into the toilet tank.

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Ayuyu
02/08/12 5:39:00 PM
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From: Emporer_Kazbar | #016
Surprised to not find that Australia guy in here crying about how you and your roommate should be friends.

Anyway, put a carton of eggs in the toilet tank. As in, crack them one by one into the toilet tank.


What would that do? Clog it? Smell terrible?

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Sir Cobain
02/08/12 5:39:00 PM
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poop dollar

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SlymDayspring
02/08/12 5:39:00 PM
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how about don't be a terrible person

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Ayuyu
02/08/12 5:40:00 PM
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From: SlymDayspring | #019
how about don't be a terrible person


For the first time in my life I crave vengeance, let me have my moment!

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tyder21
02/08/12 5:41:00 PM
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From: Ayuyu | #015
I'm thinking of hiding something that makes a freaking terrible noise at some moment of the day at random, but I have no idea where to get such a thing and how I'd hide it.


http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/c427/

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SlymDayspring
02/08/12 5:42:00 PM
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I will do no such thing, user ayuyu.

There is a difference between "prank" and just "being a vengeful ass".

pranks should probably leave the other person laughing.

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Ayuyu
02/08/12 5:42:00 PM
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From: tyder21 | #021
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/c427/


Oh man I gotta get this.

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Ayuyu
02/08/12 5:49:00 PM
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From: SlymDayspring | #022
I will do no such thing, user ayuyu.

There is a difference between "prank" and just "being a vengeful ass".

pranks should probably leave the other person laughing.


I don't know man, I'm usually a really calm person, who don't give a crap about anything, cheerful and happy go lucky.

But living with this guy has awakened feelings inside me that I had never felt before, like anger (honestly I've never been really angry before, 20 seconds rage at video games doesn't count), I feel like that if someone can causes such huge changes in my persona that he kinda deserves some sort of retribution.

Though I must admit that being angry kinda felt nice after it was done, like I ran from work to home lightning fast, I was limping when I got home but it felt pretty great. The angry feeling itself sucks though.

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Raka_Putra
02/08/12 5:52:00 PM
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Hide a lot of alarm clocks in the room and set them to go off at like 2 a.m. to 4 a.m. at 5 minutes interval.

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firefdr
02/08/12 6:17:00 PM
#26:


pee and poop all over the house
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Revenus
02/08/12 6:26:00 PM
#27:


Stab him in the face then cut up his body, leave it in the fridge, then leave a note on the fridge saying that you didn't do it.

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WalrusJump
02/08/12 7:03:00 PM
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what's the point? take the high road. Confront him if you have to.

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Australia18
02/08/12 11:56:00 PM
#29:


From: Ayuyu | #001
To play on my *****ty roommate, something to make him remember me forever because of how an ******* I am.

One thing I want to do is lock the only door with the small chain and then exit the apartment for the last time by a window, that way he won't be able to enter the apartment at all unless he well, breaks the chain.

But that's only one thing, I need moar! I'm thinking of sticking all his dirty dishes (because trust me there will be some on the day I leave I guarantee you) under his mattress.

I need more idea. Oh maybe changing the modem password.


Ayuyu topic!

Put it in here will NEVER fix the problem you know! I just hope you won't do those stupid thing that you said here. You need to talk to your roommate!!!!! If you have something you don't like about him please tell him and don't put it anymore here... PLEASE!!!!!!!!

It's just terrible what you said here !

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foolm0ron
02/09/12 12:22:00 AM
#30:


penny lock all the doors
http://www.ehow.com/how_5641919_penny-lock-door.html

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ScareChan
02/09/12 12:39:00 AM
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no one said upper decker

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Rad Link 5
02/09/12 12:41:00 AM
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Pay a high class escort to wait inside the locked room for him.

When he has someone help him knock the door down, instruct her to tell him he's late tonight, and that it's extra if his friend(s) wants to watch.

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Menji76
02/09/12 12:41:00 AM
#33:


tie a rubberband around that sprayer by the faucet

assuming your sink is like that

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CherryCokes
02/09/12 12:45:00 AM
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ahem


ultimate suicide

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Colegreen_c12
02/09/12 1:28:00 AM
#35:


unscrew every lightbulb in the apartment?

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bryans7
02/09/12 9:07:00 AM
#36:


Change around all the keys on his keyboard.

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PrivateBiscuit1
02/09/12 9:21:00 AM
#37:


Put contact solution in his drinks.

Piss in a cooking sheet, let it freeze in the fridge, then slide it under his door while he's asleep.

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Great_Paul
02/09/12 9:25:00 AM
#38:


Some of you don't know what having a horrible roommate is like. I had the worst roommate in the world, so I can understand the want for vengeance.

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