Board 8 > So update on that one girl I was talking to online.

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ShadowHalo17
02/07/12 6:24:00 PM
#1:


Some of you may or may not remember my topic about it. I kinda stopped messaging her because... whatever. But today some absolute bull s*** happened and now I really need to move on. So that gave me the motivation to actually ask her to hang out.

Well she doesn't want to just jump to that yet, "safety reasons" and stuff. But I gave her my facebook and she added me. So that seems like a positive step. Hopefully things go my way for once.

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SmartMuffin
02/07/12 6:25:00 PM
#2:


Keep pushing it.

If you wait and "give her some space" she will literally be ****ing some dude she meets at a party IRL tomorrow.

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SlymDayspring
02/07/12 6:26:00 PM
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I am pretty sure halo just wanted to bang her, I don't think he really cares if someone else is doing it too.

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SmartMuffin
02/07/12 6:27:00 PM
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From: SlymDayspring | #003
I am pretty sure halo just wanted to bang her, I don't think he really cares if someone else is doing it too.


some girls wont bang more than one guy at a time and, you know, first come first serve

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CrimsonOcean
02/07/12 6:28:00 PM
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Lol, makes me laugh how some guys think every girl is a complete ****.

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SlymDayspring
02/07/12 6:30:00 PM
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some girls wont bang more than one guy at a time and, you know, first come first serve

I guess I did not think that "some guy she meets at a party tomorrow" was a steady bang

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SmartMuffin
02/07/12 6:31:00 PM
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Hey, I don't have a lot of experience in REAL relationships, but I have a decent amount in fake online relationships, and it pretty much always ends with "sorry I met some guy who can actually physically **** me on a regular basis so cya, have a nice life"

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mnkboy907
02/07/12 6:33:00 PM
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Did you meet her on craigslist because I remember a topic you made about craigslist.

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SlymDayspring
02/07/12 6:33:00 PM
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oh my god halo never listen to anyone on this board for love advice ever

lovequest- the new board 8 cyoa

make it happen, SantaRPG

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MZero11
02/07/12 6:33:00 PM
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From: SmartMuffin | #007
Hey, I don't have a lot of experience in REAL relationships, but I have a decent amount in fake online relationships, and it pretty much always ends with "sorry I met some guy who can actually physically **** me on a regular basis so cya, have a nice life"


You meet some weird girls Smuffin

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MarvelousGerbil
02/07/12 6:34:00 PM
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SmartMuffin posted...
Hey, I don't have a lot of experience in REAL relationships, but I have a decent amount in fake online relationships, and it pretty much always ends with "sorry I met some guy who can actually physically **** me on a regular basis so cya, have a nice life"

lol anecdotal evidence.

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mnkboy907
02/07/12 6:34:00 PM
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From: SlymDayspring | #010
lovequest- the new board 8 cyoa

make it happen, SantaRPG


Oh yeah Stalagirl.

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SmartMuffin
02/07/12 6:34:00 PM
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You meet some weird girls Smuffin

They're the type of girls who would put up with me for at least a little while. What does that tell you about them?

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Rad Link 5
02/07/12 6:37:00 PM
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From: CrimsonOcean | #005
Lol, makes me laugh how some guys think every girl is a complete ****.


Yeah, this is so unfair.

Every guy is a complete ****, too. It's not a gender exclusive thing.

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ShadowHalo17
02/07/12 6:46:00 PM
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I was looking for sex, but honestly I'm a relationship type of guy so I'd probably prefer that.

So uh... how do I go about keep pushing without pestering her? It's clear there's a specific balance I need to maintain.

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Aecioo
02/07/12 6:50:00 PM
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send a picture of your d

disclaimer - only if it's big

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OmarsComin
02/07/12 6:59:00 PM
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oh my god halo never listen to anyone on this board for love advice ever

well that's not fair, we just don't deal with your particular subgenre of women
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Rad Link 5
02/07/12 6:59:00 PM
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From: Aecioo | #018
disclaimer - only if it's big


This is silly.

Girls think small ones are cute. Girls like cute things. They're so unintimidating.

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SmartMuffin
02/07/12 7:03:00 PM
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From: ShadowHalo17 | #017
I was looking for sex, but honestly I'm a relationship type of guy so I'd probably prefer that.

So uh... how do I go about keep pushing without pestering her? It's clear there's a specific balance I need to maintain.


You have to pester her.

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ShadowHalo17
02/07/12 7:20:00 PM
#22:


Why can't I just easily find a quality girl that wants to date me

life sucks

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ShadowHalo17
02/07/12 7:55:00 PM
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Damn straight.

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SmartMuffin
02/07/12 7:58:00 PM
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From: ShadowHalo17 | #022
Why can't I just easily find a quality girl that wants to date me

life sucks


I decided to just give up. I highly recommend it!

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ShadowHalo17
02/07/12 8:00:00 PM
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If I give up I will probably kill myself.

And I kinda don't wanna do that.

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SmartMuffin
02/07/12 8:01:00 PM
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the less time you spend worrying about girls, the more time you can spend obsessing over out of control government!

.... i guess thats good?

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ShadowHalo17
02/07/12 8:05:00 PM
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I'm not even sure if I should take offense to that.

I probably should but

sant

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Mershaaay
02/07/12 8:07:00 PM
#30:


XFD at people younger than 40 trying to online date

go out and talk to someone

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Biolizard28
02/07/12 8:08:00 PM
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From: SmartMuffin | #007
Hey, I don't have a lot of experience in REAL relationships, but I have a decent amount in fake online relationships, and it pretty much always ends with "sorry I met some guy who can actually physically **** me on a regular basis so cya, have a nice life"


*sigh* At the risk of giving Board 8 more ammo against me, as if they couldn't fill a warehouse with it now, this is the most distinct possibility, unless you're undershooting.

There are generally three types of women who use online dating services. (Here be anecdotes)

1) Hot girls that really have no business being there, do not take their profile with any degree of seriousness. If they do talk to you, contact will end abruptly at some point.

2) Good looking, but socially awkward girls. They might share some interests with you. Nightmarish to talk to because they seem to be intentionally evasive and have no real interest in actually going beyond talking about dumb crap online.

3) Whales.

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ShadowHalo17
02/07/12 8:08:00 PM
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Easier said than done tbqh.

Hey sant since you're such an expert how do I get this chick to hang out with me if she says she's not a "huge dater".

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Ainoxi
02/07/12 8:09:00 PM
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From: SantaRPG | #023
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Holy s*** I love this.

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Biolizard28
02/07/12 8:10:00 PM
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From: Mershaaay | #030
XFD at people younger than 40 trying to online date

go out and talk to someone


I'd argue that nobody under 40 tries to date online.

Just find someone to bone online.

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ShadowHalo17
02/07/12 8:16:00 PM
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I'd be cool with just hanging out as friends.

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foolm0ron
02/07/12 8:22:00 PM
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Just bang her jeez

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SmartMuffin
02/07/12 8:23:00 PM
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Man, don't listen to these well-adjusted, socially competent guys.

They can't possibly understand your situation on the same level that I do!

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mnkboy907
02/07/12 8:25:00 PM
#41:


From: SantaRPG | #028
oh my god seriously you two need to never converse

two sharp minds sharpen each other

but you're both more like two used condoms exchanging STDs


Hahaha

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ShadowHalo17
02/07/12 8:29:00 PM
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sant you have game with little girls, that's not the same thing

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ShadowHalo17
02/07/12 9:06:00 PM
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But it isn't fair.

She goes out and sleeps around while I'm stuck relying on porn once again. It sucks. I want sex >_<

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foolm0ron
02/07/12 9:19:00 PM
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From: SantaRPG | #039


From: SmartMuffin | #040
well-adjusted, socially competent



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ShadowHalo17
02/07/12 9:22:00 PM
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From: SantaRPG | #045
It also not going to be fair when you've got your degree, make 200,000 a year while she gains weight and has to call her baby daddies for cigarette money.


That's... no. That thought makes me feel worse actually.

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SmartMuffin
02/07/12 9:25:00 PM
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When you make lots of money, you can afford the really classy prostitutes! Reach for the stars, kid!

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ExThaNemesis
02/07/12 9:26:00 PM
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From: ShadowHalo17 | #044
But it isn't fair.

She goes out and sleeps around while I'm stuck relying on porn once again. It sucks. I want sex >_<


Bro she's enjoying the c***-carousel now while she can, and she doesn't realize that she'll only keep her looks/ability to do that for so long. Santa is right you should probably just worry about making yourself a socially acceptable person (work out, stop being a depressed alcoholic, get yourself into school). Because while she's enjoying herself now, she won't when she's a chasm-vag'd 35 year old bartender with no one to attach to emotionally.

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