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ShadowHalo17 02/07/12 6:24:00 PM #1: |
Some of you may or may not remember my topic about it. I kinda stopped messaging her because... whatever. But today some absolute bull s*** happened and now I really need to move on. So that gave me the motivation to actually ask her to hang out.
Well she doesn't want to just jump to that yet, "safety reasons" and stuff. But I gave her my facebook and she added me. So that seems like a positive step. Hopefully things go my way for once. -- ~Halo Give into the Night. http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a125/ShadowHalo/haloshadow1.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SmartMuffin 02/07/12 6:25:00 PM #2: |
Keep pushing it.
If you wait and "give her some space" she will literally be ****ing some dude she meets at a party IRL tomorrow. -- SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized - http://img.imgcake.com/smartmuffin/barkleyjpgde.jpg http://dudewheresmyfreedom.com/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SlymDayspring 02/07/12 6:26:00 PM #3: |
I am pretty sure halo just wanted to bang her, I don't think he really cares if someone else is doing it too.
-- I'm "kind of a big deal". http://img.imgcake.com/cyclo/Cyclopngegpngre.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SmartMuffin 02/07/12 6:27:00 PM #4: |
From: SlymDayspring | #003 some girls wont bang more than one guy at a time and, you know, first come first serve -- SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized - http://img.imgcake.com/smartmuffin/barkleyjpgde.jpg http://dudewheresmyfreedom.com/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CrimsonOcean 02/07/12 6:28:00 PM #5: |
Lol, makes me laugh how some guys think every girl is a complete ****.
-- http://img.imgcake.com/crimjpgpe.jpg Mo' buildings mo' problems ocean kinda grew on me like a flesh eating ...fungus. -BIGPUN9999 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SlymDayspring 02/07/12 6:30:00 PM #6: |
some girls wont bang more than one guy at a time and, you know, first come first serve
I guess I did not think that "some guy she meets at a party tomorrow" was a steady bang -- I'm "kind of a big deal". http://img.imgcake.com/cyclo/Cyclopngegpngre.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SmartMuffin 02/07/12 6:31:00 PM #7: |
Hey, I don't have a lot of experience in REAL relationships, but I have a decent amount in fake online relationships, and it pretty much always ends with "sorry I met some guy who can actually physically **** me on a regular basis so cya, have a nice life"
-- SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized - http://img.imgcake.com/smartmuffin/barkleyjpgde.jpg http://dudewheresmyfreedom.com/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mnkboy907 02/07/12 6:33:00 PM #9: |
Did you meet her on craigslist because I remember a topic you made about craigslist.
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SlymDayspring 02/07/12 6:33:00 PM #10: |
oh my god halo never listen to anyone on this board for love advice ever
lovequest- the new board 8 cyoa make it happen, SantaRPG -- I'm "kind of a big deal". http://img.imgcake.com/cyclo/Cyclopngegpngre.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MZero11 02/07/12 6:33:00 PM #11: |
From: SmartMuffin | #007 You meet some weird girls Smuffin -- what ever to the cheatoriots winning anythang quate the ravens never more plus were not talking about football in this topic -ertyu ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MarvelousGerbil 02/07/12 6:34:00 PM #12: |
SmartMuffin posted...
Hey, I don't have a lot of experience in REAL relationships, but I have a decent amount in fake online relationships, and it pretty much always ends with "sorry I met some guy who can actually physically **** me on a regular basis so cya, have a nice life" lol anecdotal evidence. -- http://oi44.tinypic.com/juac5w.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mnkboy907 02/07/12 6:34:00 PM #14: |
From: SlymDayspring | #010 Oh yeah Stalagirl. -- http://i45.tinypic.com/fpchec.gif http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/9413/cutepuppy16.png - Number of people that D'awwed: 63 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SmartMuffin 02/07/12 6:34:00 PM #15: |
You meet some weird girls Smuffin
They're the type of girls who would put up with me for at least a little while. What does that tell you about them? -- SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized - http://img.imgcake.com/smartmuffin/barkleyjpgde.jpg http://dudewheresmyfreedom.com/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rad Link 5 02/07/12 6:37:00 PM #16: |
From: CrimsonOcean | #005 Yeah, this is so unfair. Every guy is a complete ****, too. It's not a gender exclusive thing. -- Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police http://img813.imageshack.us/img813/2017/13772197m.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ShadowHalo17 02/07/12 6:46:00 PM #17: |
I was looking for sex, but honestly I'm a relationship type of guy so I'd probably prefer that.
So uh... how do I go about keep pushing without pestering her? It's clear there's a specific balance I need to maintain. -- ~Halo Live, fight, survive, as a family. http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/7469/batfamily.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Aecioo 02/07/12 6:50:00 PM #18: |
send a picture of your d
disclaimer - only if it's big -- http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcb35gGx0t1qailr4o1_500.gif http://www.megavideo.com/?v=57N0YAEJ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OmarsComin 02/07/12 6:59:00 PM #19: |
oh my god halo never listen to anyone on this board for love advice ever
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Rad Link 5 02/07/12 6:59:00 PM #20: |
From: Aecioo | #018 This is silly. Girls think small ones are cute. Girls like cute things. They're so unintimidating. -- Ace Detective in Sir Chris' Police http://i55.tinypic.com/rcshvr.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SmartMuffin 02/07/12 7:03:00 PM #21: |
From: ShadowHalo17 | #017 You have to pester her. -- SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized - http://img.imgcake.com/smartmuffin/barkleyjpgde.jpg http://dudewheresmyfreedom.com/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ShadowHalo17 02/07/12 7:20:00 PM #22: |
Why can't I just easily find a quality girl that wants to date me
life sucks -- ~Halo Rolling around at the speed of sound. http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/2417/sonicspeed.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ShadowHalo17 02/07/12 7:55:00 PM #24: |
Damn straight.
-- ~Halo Now you learn the mistake of challenging me. http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/2734/hieis.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SmartMuffin 02/07/12 7:58:00 PM #25: |
From: ShadowHalo17 | #022 I decided to just give up. I highly recommend it! -- SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized - http://img.imgcake.com/smartmuffin/barkleyjpgde.jpg http://dudewheresmyfreedom.com/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ShadowHalo17 02/07/12 8:00:00 PM #26: |
If I give up I will probably kill myself.
And I kinda don't wanna do that. -- ~Halo You're not the brightest. http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/907/bandfinisher.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SmartMuffin 02/07/12 8:01:00 PM #27: |
the less time you spend worrying about girls, the more time you can spend obsessing over out of control government!
.... i guess thats good? -- SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized - http://img.imgcake.com/smartmuffin/barkleyjpgde.jpg http://dudewheresmyfreedom.com/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ShadowHalo17 02/07/12 8:05:00 PM #29: |
I'm not even sure if I should take offense to that.
I probably should but sant -- ~Halo Give into the Night. http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a125/ShadowHalo/haloshadow1.gif ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mershaaay 02/07/12 8:07:00 PM #30: |
XFD at people younger than 40 trying to online date
go out and talk to someone -- SephirothG, channeling awesomeness from Mershiness. The Resurrection ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Biolizard28 02/07/12 8:08:00 PM #31: |
From: SmartMuffin | #007 *sigh* At the risk of giving Board 8 more ammo against me, as if they couldn't fill a warehouse with it now, this is the most distinct possibility, unless you're undershooting. There are generally three types of women who use online dating services. (Here be anecdotes) 1) Hot girls that really have no business being there, do not take their profile with any degree of seriousness. If they do talk to you, contact will end abruptly at some point. 2) Good looking, but socially awkward girls. They might share some interests with you. Nightmarish to talk to because they seem to be intentionally evasive and have no real interest in actually going beyond talking about dumb crap online. 3) Whales. -- I like how each new topic you make reveals such varied facets of your idiocy. - foolmo [NO BARKLEY NO PEACE] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ShadowHalo17 02/07/12 8:08:00 PM #32: |
Easier said than done tbqh.
Hey sant since you're such an expert how do I get this chick to hang out with me if she says she's not a "huge dater". -- ~Halo There is no Crane, only Scarecrow! http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/3739/scarecrowq.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ainoxi 02/07/12 8:09:00 PM #34: |
From: SantaRPG | #023 Holy s*** I love this. -- C _ _ H _ _ E _ _ S _ _ T _ _ E _ _ R _ _ _ http://img.imgcake.com/chestaga1gifun.gif \ http://bbg-games.com \ http://twitter.com/BennFried ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Biolizard28 02/07/12 8:10:00 PM #35: |
From: Mershaaay | #030 I'd argue that nobody under 40 tries to date online. Just find someone to bone online. -- I like how each new topic you make reveals such varied facets of your idiocy. - foolmo [NO BARKLEY NO PEACE] ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ShadowHalo17 02/07/12 8:16:00 PM #37: |
I'd be cool with just hanging out as friends.
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foolm0ron 02/07/12 8:22:00 PM #38: |
Just bang her jeez
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SmartMuffin 02/07/12 8:23:00 PM #40: |
Man, don't listen to these well-adjusted, socially competent guys.
They can't possibly understand your situation on the same level that I do! -- SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized - http://img.imgcake.com/smartmuffin/barkleyjpgde.jpg http://dudewheresmyfreedom.com/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mnkboy907 02/07/12 8:25:00 PM #41: |
From: SantaRPG | #028 Hahaha -- http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/4418/dsc02035h.jpg http://i38.tinypic.com/2zqtqur.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ShadowHalo17 02/07/12 8:29:00 PM #42: |
sant you have game with little girls, that's not the same thing
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ShadowHalo17 02/07/12 9:06:00 PM #44: |
But it isn't fair.
She goes out and sleeps around while I'm stuck relying on porn once again. It sucks. I want sex >_< -- ~Halo Now you learn the mistake of challenging me. http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/2734/hieis.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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foolm0ron 02/07/12 9:19:00 PM #46: |
From: SantaRPG | #039 From: SmartMuffin | #040 -- _foolmo_ 'but that statement is something only an Aspergers patient would say' - UltimaterializerX ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ShadowHalo17 02/07/12 9:22:00 PM #47: |
From: SantaRPG | #045 That's... no. That thought makes me feel worse actually. -- ~Halo Live, fight, survive, as a family. http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/7469/batfamily.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SmartMuffin 02/07/12 9:25:00 PM #49: |
When you make lots of money, you can afford the really classy prostitutes! Reach for the stars, kid!
-- SmartMuffin - Because anything less would be uncivilized - http://img.imgcake.com/smartmuffin/barkleyjpgde.jpg http://dudewheresmyfreedom.com/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ExThaNemesis 02/07/12 9:26:00 PM #50: |
From: ShadowHalo17 | #044 Bro she's enjoying the c***-carousel now while she can, and she doesn't realize that she'll only keep her looks/ability to do that for so long. Santa is right you should probably just worry about making yourself a socially acceptable person (work out, stop being a depressed alcoholic, get yourself into school). Because while she's enjoying herself now, she won't when she's a chasm-vag'd 35 year old bartender with no one to attach to emotionally. -- http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/ExTha/10and14.jpg "What about the lion from Lion King?" - SuperNiceDog ... Copied to Clipboard!
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