Board 8 > Would rather get hit in the face with a frozen steak or...

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splashed in the back with boiling hot oil.

The guy hitting you in the face with the steak is Barry Bonds.

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Steak.

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Steak for sure. A couple minutes of pain compared to like... days of way more intense pain. No contest.

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I dunno, the steak might crack your skull or give you a really nasty concussion.

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Steak has way more potential for lasting damage.

Well so does the oil, but it's only to skin.

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a blowjob

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From: Weakupedia | #006
a blowjob

A Great white shark is giving it to you.

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is it toothless

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No.

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From: voltch | #009
No.

Does it look like this?



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steak so he can break my nose and then insurance will cover the surgery

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From: Ayuyu | #010
Does it look like this?

what the actual f***

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Is it a Fsteak?

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From: Ayuyu | #010
Does it look like this?

like this



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From: Ayuyu | #010
Does it look like this?

XFD

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oil. less painful, damaging, and more ways to solve than a fractured skull.

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I should mention this is roided Bonds swinging the steak in your face.

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...there was any other kind of bonds?

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Well retired bonds is smaller in size, so he might not be roided!

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How'd I get into this mess?! Steak.

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From: Psycho_Kenshin | #020
How'd I get into this mess?! Steak.

You started taunting Bonds when he was in roid rage mode.

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can i roll to the side and enjoy a steak dinner?

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Steak. Both would hurt, but being burned is more painful imo.

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steak

the oil would last

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From: SovietOmega | #022
can i roll to the side and enjoy a steak dinner?

No, Prince Fielder was passing by and took the steak.

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After the steak hits me in the face do i get to defrost it, cook it, and eat it?

If so, steak.

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Steak. Could be a thin carne asada steak. There was no mention that it was a fat t-bone steak.


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Oil. Yeah it's gonna hurt like f***, but you wouldn't be dead.

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But if it's a T-Bone steak, that's the same as being clubbed to the face with a bone, and bones were used to kill people in that same method in the past.

So if that's the case, the topic is asking "die or live?"


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How is he hitting me in the face with the steak? Throwing it like a frisbee, serving my face like a tennis ball, doing a straight-arm jab with it, etc.?

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I have to admit that when I first responded I simply thought of the steak being thrown at my head really hard. It didn't even occur to me that he could be swinging the steak. It's funny because I honestly even thought to myself "Why did he choose Barry Bonds? There are people who throw way harder than he does..."

I think I'd still take the steak though.

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From: voltch | #025
No, Prince Fielder was passing by and took the steak.

Why would he do that?

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i'm honestly surprised so many people are choosing the steak. a frozen steak is basically a giant block of ice. >_>; it's not even the bone you need to worry about - you won't feel that. it's a slab of meat from the freezer. that's rock hard and it'd be suicide to get hit with that. just no way you come out of that without some major damage. can't assume he'd mean a softer steak because if he did then it wouldn't even be asked.

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I've been burned by boiling oil before, s*** hurts.

That said, Bonds with a steak could hit your head 400 feet.

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Steak.
Burns are the worst.

With the steak there's at least a chance of me getting knocked out. With the oil I'd just have to take it.

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I'm feeling like Bonds couldn't get a good grip on a steak so he couldn't swing it at full power. Also it's much shorter than the bat, so the end won't be swinging as fast. And he only gets ONE swing, right?

I dunno, I just feel like the steak is the better bet.

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Steak, as I've been hit in the face with a solid piece of ice and got no scars or permanent damage.

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Pretty sure hot oil is the better choice. Think there would be a pretty low chance of death or lasting injuries eventually resulting in death from that where the frozen steak to the head seems like it could very well kill me outright, if not give me a concussion with seriously damaging lasting effects.

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The oil.

OH MY GOD I LOVE BEING BURNED BY OIL JUST SLATHER ME IN IT

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