~~~Rules and Regulations~~~ -The rapper listed first goes first. -Each rapper must spit a pair of 12 line verses, alternating Rapper A-Rapper B-Rapper A-Rapper b. -The first rapper has 24 hours from this post to post their first 12 lines. The second rapper then has 24 hours from the first rapper's post to post their own rap. From there another 24 hours for Rapper A, and from there another 24 hours for rapper B. -After the final verse has been posted, there will be a 36 hour voting period. Please bold your votes. -You can’t vote on your own match. -As always, keep the player hatin' to a minimum (includes rallying). -Extensions may be allowed on a discretionary basis. -In case of a tie at the end of the voting period, there will be a tiebreaker round. A new topic will be posted with the 2 raps from each rapper, and each rapper will then be allowed to spit a further 12 line verse, in the same alternating order, followed by another round of voting.
Alec sit down; you can't announce no-thing. Gimme the crown; let us hail the new king. Number one MC; it's time to rally loyal troops. Parents from NC; I know my royal Raleigh roots.
When I hit up my harem I choose a girl and I f*** her; You have to hear that cuz it's how I met your mother. You'll choke in the red zone while I stoke the pink. See you in the endzone; I'm miles ahead like Link. To make it fair, put me in the tourney of champions, And join one with Allen for World's. Worst. Admins.
I'm the man with the golden gun and girls wanna get rich. Trevelyan's death scene's coming; watch out I'm MI6.
-- Me_Pie_Three wants a SuperNiceDog for Christmas http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/special-sauce-is-my-friend.jpg
I'm enRAGEd by that rap, s*** you spit was unfit ENVY Menji's blind girl cuz she ain't gonna read it! Gekko says "GREED is good", I see I'm hoarding the skill Your rhymes so vanilla, make penicillin seem ill Worldwide I preside, so you should take it in stride Your girl calls my j*** ego so she swallows my PRIDE She's a GLUTTON for cum like it's manna from heaven Always giving MAD head like she's Spacey in Se7en Though her LUST keeps me busy, I'll prevail against SLOTH Because this emcee's harder than nipples on Hoth Poor Sauce drew a rapper who's as deadly as sin So bring in next of kin 'fore it even begins
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Congrats to Guru champ SuperNiceDog! All hail our Guru overlord.
You're a clown with a gimmick; a sinner named Bozo But I'll indulge you via mimic; I'm rap's VIRTU(E)OSO The angel of flow and I'm bringing you JUSTICE And since you're such a Sucubus your "manna's" just j***
PRUDENCE tells you to quit. Resign to fatalism. You'll never get better. I heart creationism. I'm Saint Pietrick ridding B8 of hood rats I'm holier than Tebow, shout out "Who Dat?"
I could send you straight to hell, but I'm showing RESTRAINT Hope you have the COURAGE to confess what you ain't I flow with dexterity; I'm gaining popularity So I have FAITH you'll be HOP(E)ing for voter CHARITY
-- Me_Pie_Three wants a SuperNiceDog for Christmas http://img2.moonbuggy.org/imgstore/special-sauce-is-my-friend.jpg
When facing your damnation, you just parrot my creation You think you'll gain salvation from pathetic replication? Hear that flattery's sincerest in the form of imitation Though you'll still end up forgotten, like a visit from The Haitian
Oh look a Tebow reference, so unorthodox and fresh What next, a Mer rap battle where somebody gets called "pressed"? When you're blessed with no zest, should at least try your best Your raps show you Rushmore than looped North by Northwest
This guy fails at all things dope -- he’s like Ziggy from The Wire and thus it fits that he’s exposed, then forgotten like retired brands For the rate that you perspire, one would hope you had some fire, man At least you'll get the votals – one for every snake in Ireland
-- ##Alec Congrats to Guru champ SuperNiceDog! All hail our Guru overlord.
When facing your damnation, you just parrot my creation You think you'll gain salvation from pathetic replication? Hear that flattery's sincerest in the form of imitation
I mean he got you there. A valiant effort though.
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My Slug Bunny and Me http://img.imgcake.com/nio/gennypngun.png