Alec sit down; you can't announce no-thing.
Gimme the crown; let us hail the new king.
Number one MC; it's time to rally loyal troops.
Parents from NC; I know my royal Raleigh roots.
When I hit up my harem I choose a girl and I f*** her;
You have to hear that cuz it's how I met your mother.
You'll choke in the red zone while I stoke the pink.
See you in the endzone; I'm miles ahead like Link.
To make it fair, put me in the tourney of champions,
And join one with Allen for World's. Worst. Admins.
I'm the man with the golden gun and girls wanna get rich.
Trevelyan's death scene's coming; watch out I'm MI6.
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