When facing your damnation, you just parrot my creation
You think you'll gain salvation from pathetic replication?
Hear that flattery's sincerest in the form of imitation
Though you'll still end up forgotten, like a visit from The Haitian
Oh look a Tebow reference, so unorthodox and fresh
What next, a Mer rap battle where somebody gets called "pressed"?
When you're blessed with no zest, should at least try your best
Your raps show you Rushmore than looped North by Northwest
This guy fails at all things dope -- he’s like Ziggy from The Wire and
thus it fits that he’s exposed, then forgotten like retired brands
For the rate that you perspire, one would hope you had some fire, man
At least you'll get the votals – one for every snake in Ireland
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##Alec
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