Board 8 > RAP BATTLE V: Know Your Roots R2 - Majin Boko vs. Mer

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Main Topic: http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/8-gamefaqs-contests/61663142

~~~Rules and Regulations~~~
-The rapper listed first goes first.
-Each rapper must spit a pair of 12 line verses, alternating Rapper A-Rapper B-Rapper A-Rapper b.
-The first rapper has 24 hours from this post to post their first 12 lines. The second rapper then has 24 hours from the first rapper's post to post their own rap. From there another 24 hours for Rapper A, and from there another 24 hours for rapper B.
-After the final verse has been posted, there will be a 36 hour voting period. Please bold your votes.
-You can’t vote on your own match.
-As always, keep the player hatin' to a minimum (includes rallying).
-Extensions may be allowed on a discretionary basis.
-In case of a tie at the end of the voting period, there will be a tiebreaker round. A new topic will be posted with the 2 raps from each rapper, and each rapper will then be allowed to spit a further 12 line verse, in the same alternating order, followed by another round of voting.


May the best rapper win.

Boko, you may rap when ready.

tagging this SO HARD

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Dr_Football thinks you should vote No Lynch!
So do I!

tagging this HARDER

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TimJab you a pimp boi

Who will be my R3 victim?

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Chrono1219

hardest?

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~Peaf~
"Later that day, I f***ed a panda." - PSO

bahahaha get hyped for this

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2011 WWYD Champion
I do things for money and games.

tagging


good luck, mer, I'm ready when you are

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Virtue - "You don't need a reason to help SuperNiceDog."

Boko you're up first.

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/ExTha/10and14.jpg
"What about the lion from Lion King?" - SuperNiceDog

From: MajinZidane | #007
tagging


good luck, mer, I'm ready when you are

Oh that Boko.

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##Alec
Congrats to Guru champ SuperNiceDog! All hail our Guru overlord.

toast my reign with glassed champaigne, some call me majinzidane
boast the name; proclaim with fame, but i prefer denny crane
can't explain your pain, mer, how 'bout we call you dane?
cooked but plain - playin lanes like i'm pre-patch carry vayne
so i'll restrain, feign to slay, say boky couldn't be sweeter
coach bombay taught me to prey, you're just a f***in' cake eater
rue the day you crossed my way, pray to jay i miss your knee, foe
my blasé caused your dismay, allay one throw like i'm tim tebow
fish fillet, they say it cra'y, today i'm loungin' in my throne
blessed, now you'll jest, lest you let me get'n my zone
'pressed by arrest, but your protest won't be appeased
you'll detest this contest when all your votes are minus threes.

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Virtue - "You don't need a reason to help SuperNiceDog."

oh my god that fourth line

that is incredible

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~Acting on Impulse~
Black Turtle still didn't MAJORA'S MASK

ibMerginot Line.

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##Alec
Congrats to Guru champ SuperNiceDog! All hail our Guru overlord.

taggo

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TheRock ~ Slow dramatic zoom-pan. Doesn't phase the hooded man.

bump rappo

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Virtue - "You don't need a reason to help SuperNiceDog."

Bumpin' dis.

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##Alec
Congrats to Guru champ SuperNiceDog! All hail our Guru overlord.

since i don't have a rap to refute, can someone at least give me some thoughts on my pretty rap

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Virtue - "You don't need a reason to help SuperNiceDog."

I thought your verse was fire, Boko. Mer will have to step it up IMO.


Also I can't deal with this. This is a contest featuring Boko where we're held up waiting on someone else? Totally bizarre.

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/ExTha/10and14.jpg
"What about the lion from Lion King?" - SuperNiceDog

oh I suppose I should do this at some point >_>

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Mer

guys, my verse was fire.

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Virtue - "You don't need a reason to help SuperNiceDog."

Up for "mer"ning.

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##Alec
Congrats to Guru champ SuperNiceDog! All hail our Guru overlord.

I beg your pardon, how rude of me to keep my fans waiting,
so I'm startin', now you can see your chances are fading,
you're an artist who colors in the lines with no shading,
It's retarded of you to think you'd get away with hating,
Rap lord, Darth Vading, you're over like the 80s,
Tell this wack n**** I'm the Zeus to his Hades,
this lazy broke ho, says his name is Boko,
feed me weak rappers like donuts to the po-po,
so-so Joes don't throw off my mojo,
yo-yo flows get beat like the Go-Gos,
got the game in my hands, call it LocoRoco,
you've been bound to Crash since you were born, Coco.



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http://img.imgcake.com/MerMerYesMer/gagashootsbeibergifeh.gif
Mer

Please go slower. i havnt even finished half of my next rap yet.

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Chrono1219

DANG

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/ExTha/10and14.jpg
"What about the lion from Lion King?" - SuperNiceDog

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http://i.imgur.com/4eaZd.gif
Mer

i abhor what you adore, on the floor a dirty peon
or a w****, ruinin' thor lore when you call me "daddy neon"
my encore and i restore, no rapport you're just a b****
stealth - but with no wealth, no health, just a nervous twitch.
can't address what i possess, my c.s. access or'cle's
i impress while you regress, in duress like drowning torkoals.
success - you're under stress, 'cause princess you're just a hasssle
you're gallant. oh, your talent? must be in another castle.
it's unclear why you revere, far or near, across the sea
we can peer, view the premier starring mer and the jp.
rap's shakespeare, 'low my tier, my fans cheer "winning like sheen!"
"for-" mer f***s in muk skin; says ruxin "-ever unclean!"

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Virtue - "You don't need a reason to help SuperNiceDog."

JEEZ

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/ExTha/10and14.jpg
"What about the lion from Lion King?" - SuperNiceDog

MajinZidane posted...
success - you're under stress, 'cause princess you're just a hasssle
you're gallant. oh, your talent? must be in another castle.

rap's shakespeare, 'low my tier, my fans cheer "winning like sheen!"
"for-" mer f***s in muk skin; says ruxin "-ever unclean!"

OH SNAP!

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Voting is now open.

Voting will close at 10:46:10 AM on January 29th.

Please bold your votes.

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##Alec
Congrats to Guru champ SuperNiceDog! All hail our Guru overlord.

Jesus christ.

I'll have to think about this one.

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v712/ExTha/10and14.jpg
"What about the lion from Lion King?" - SuperNiceDog

If I'm Torkoal, then I guess that means your ass is on some Oddish ****,
You callin' out my talent's more Ironic than Alanis' hit,
I lava spit, no stoppin' it, so **** you and your novice wit,
the only place you're hoppin' is up on my dick, you closet *****,
got this in my pocket, shiiiiiiiiiiit. Call it Polly.
If I had to grade your verses: Double D's, call 'em Dolly,
I ain't never been jolly, but I deliver, call me UPS,
your tired tries at rhyming burn my eyes like the new DS,
I'm judging you, I'm Judy-esque, you're blowing it, it's Hootie-esque,
your lack of skill reminds me a porn ***** that's booty-less.
Tried to punch me out the game like Captain Falcon? A missed hit.
I'll tell my ***** to throw another scalp in my wig crypt.

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http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsnyg6Cgx31qg8ppso1_400.gif
Mer

I love when my sig gif is just perfect for what I posted

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http://img.imgcake.com/MerMerYesMer/katyperrygifja.gif
Mer

Mer

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http://gifsoup.com/view5/3351149/ringtone-dance-o.gif

Boko

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Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.
last.fm/user/BlackHydras

I have some content issues with Boko, but I have some structural issues with Mer

Thus, I am going to vote for

Boko

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Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive

ExThaNemesis posted...
Jesus christ.

I'll have to think about this one.

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My Slug Bunny and Me
http://img.imgcake.com/nio/gennypngun.png

Mer

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Not changing this sig until the Bengals, Bills, Browns and Lions win the Super Bowl (10/10/10)
The most American Canadian on Board 8 - #9 Bro on Board 8

Boko

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Chrono1219

Boko

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o ~ saveus_Maria ~ o mp ,odixi upi str yjr [tomvrdd
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Umm...

Boko

Just can't get over Denny crane.

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Aww, I lost to SuperNiceDog, Winner of the Rivalry Rumble Guru Contest

Boko

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Up for votes.

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##Alec
Congrats to Guru champ SuperNiceDog! All hail our Guru overlord.

Okay, I decided.

Mer

Best lines:

got the game in my hands, call it LocoRoco,
you've been bound to Crash since you were born, Coco.



That was so clever.

And the first six lines if his second verse were pure fire. Also this:

I'm judging you, I'm Judy-esque, you're blowing it, it's Hootie-esque,
your lack of skill reminds me a porn ***** that's booty-less.

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My Slug Bunny and Me
http://img.imgcake.com/nio/gennypngun.png

Mer

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http://youtu.be/Sbb94GkbXKQ

Mer in a close one.

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Vive ut Vitas

Boko

MajinZidane

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This is quite a username I have here.

Boko

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boring and mundane signature congratulating SuperNiceDog
Now with more bold! Less Italics due to bold

Mer

The Crash line w/ pic flowed perfectly. I'll be honest, some of Boko's references lost me. I put together that Torkoal is a pokemon but I'm not sure who Carry Vayne or Ruxin are...I like that he's expanding his game though. Mer's just got a more natural flow here

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Mer

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You saved science, SuperNiceDog!
Call me numbers.

Literally got my second verse modded

Here it is again:

If I'm Torkoal, then I guess that means your ass is on some Oddish ****,
You callin' out my talent's more Ironic than Alanis' hit,
I lava spit, no stoppin' it, so **** you and your novice wit,
the only place you're hoppin' is up on my dick, you closet *****,
got this in my pocket, ****... Call it Polly.
If I had to grade your verses: Double D's, call 'em Dolly,
I ain't never been jolly, but I deliver, call me UPS,
your tired tries at rhyming burn my eyes like the new DS,
I'm judging you, I'm Judy-esque, you're blowing it, it's Hootie-esque,
your lack of skill reminds me a porn ***** that's booty-less.
Tried to punch me out the game like Captain Falcon? A missed hit.
I'll tell my ***** to throw another scalp in my wig crypt.

The "****" in line 5 is supposed to have an extended i-sound. It got modded cause I had that part spelled out originally >_>

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Mer